Massage Parlor Reports

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW".

W & H MASSAGE.

1784 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-583-2188.

Been reading about this place here and I work in this area so I thought I'd see for myself. I opt for a 30 minute adventure and greeted by Tracy, young 30's and a bit stacked. She offered everything but It was my lunch and I wanted to let someone else work me while I enjoyed. O opted for a BJ, even though I could tell this one wanted a proper shagging, I had my hands everywhere and she insisted on saran wrap for the BJ which gets old after a few minutes so when I was getting close I stood up and she got down in front of mr snake and I blew my load over those nice torpedo tits she was sporting as she pushed them together and sincerely moaned. My job is done here!

Session info.

Day of visit: Wednesday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 45 Min.

Attendant's name: Tracy.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 120.

Tip expected?: Yes.

Amount tipped (in $ 80.

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW".

W & H MASSAGE.

1784 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-583-2188.

Went on a Saturday evening. The place was empty and I walked in immediately getting a room. I opted for the hour and wasn't disappointed at all. After getting undressed and laying on the table, I was greeted by a beautiful Asian woman, whose name I totally forget. But I have to say, she attended to me in every way possible and on the flip, asked me what I wanted. I told her FS and she told me the price. Which was very reasonable. This woman is magic. After extended oral, we went Mich, CG, RCG and doggie until I blew in the cover...holy crap! Will I be be back...Damn right I'll be back.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Saturday.

Time of visit: Evening.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 160.

Amount tipped (in $ 100.

[WorkNoMore]

In the past I find that Simi Valley is basically good for the HJ. Went to a place this week and even though I told them it was mf first visit, everything on table. Can't discuss more. Don't want to inform le.

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEWS"

(See 3 for Simi-LOL)

Crystal Spa.

2311 Tapo St. Suite C.

805-527-1666.

Went in to get a good massage, but the massage was not good. I asked if she had studied massage at all, and she said yes. It was not evident though. Had another person in the past who had good skills. Halfway through the massage she ask to do a HJ for 60. I say no. She then changes to 40 but I say no. When leaving I give her 15, and she has a tantrum and asks for at least 20. Lady does not know how to treat customers.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

Day of visit: Sunday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name:?

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 70.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 20.

ABC HEALTH CENTER.

1839 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-522-0789.

Anne, a close to 50ish 5' 4" 32C wearing yoga pants & a tight top comes to the window a couple minutes after I ring the buzzer. Hoping for a younger provider, I asked her if she was alone and the only one working. After her replied yes, I should have walked. Her skills were as weak as she looked.

After I pay the entry fee and enter the room, I spy a younger gal that looks a little better, I figured she was next up in the rotation. Anne gives a weak rub down and keeps the towel partially covering during the session. After the flip I am not getting enthusiastic under the towel. She's okay with my rubbing her ass. As her hand goes under towel, I ask her to shed some light on her (. Y.) She pops one out, but won't allow the hook release. She demands the. 6 in hand before the granny panties are dropped to knee level. FIV (shaven) is out of bounds, and this attempt increases her grip and desire to finish me off. After the clean-up, she washes her hands and concludes with mediocre face and scalp message. I have yet to ask to a line up, but after this visit may make it easier next time.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Monday.

Time of visit: Morning.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: anne.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 90.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 60.

Pacific Spa Massage.

1716 Erringer Road, # 112.

Simi Valley.

805-306-9988.

Today was the second time I've been to Pacific Spa. Place is nice enough, very clean and is privately located. Both times I was greeted by Coco, an attractive young woman in her early 30's. Body was very nice, not tiny but average built. Told her I wanted a soft erotic message and that's exactly what I received. I was able to play through her clothes both times. The first time, I paid a little extra for her to go topless. The second time, money was a little short so I just paid for the HJ only. She was wonderful with her hands and slowed down when I asked her so I wouldn't pop too quickly. I will go back again.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

No rush session: No.

Day of visit: Monday.

Time of visit: Morning.

Service duration: 30 Min.

Attendant's name: Coco.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 80.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 40

[BSinTo]

I recently visited the Thai Massage on Tapo and decided to try the 4 hand special. 75 for 45 minutes. The "girls" were a little mature for my liking (at least 40s, probably a bit more) and the massage was decent but uninspired. They spent way too much time yapping together and when it came time for the he, once again, uninspired. I'd like to try it again somewhere else with a couple less seasoned girls that don't talk as much. Anyone else have suggestions from past experience. Thanks for the intel.

[Ma69hal]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

W & H MASSAGE.

1784 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-583-2188.

First time I went I got a total hottie, CoCo I think.

LOL! The Coco I was introduced to two or three Sunday's ago is everything but a total hottie. She must be in her early 50's, chubby. I had to excuse myself and left. With the exception of Candy, who is probably in her mid 30's and quite pretty but a total rusher and bad actress during the deed and cannot be recommended either, all the providers at W & H are ways to old. Sorry mature for my taste. It is however definitely a FS / BBBJ joint and a friend reported extensive salad tossing. Happy hunting.

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

W & H MASSAGE.

1784 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-583-2188.

Was almost reluctant to go into this place, since it's next door to a coin-op laundry, and there must have been +20 people and families milling about, with nothing to do but stare at me. I've figured out that you should enter the parking lot from Hayward St instead of Erringer, since it connects, and you can park at the side of the building, instead of in front of the coin-op. That way you can just slip inside practically unnoticed. I recommend this place if you want everything.

Usual setup inside, locked door, little bell to ring if they didn't hear you. I'm led to the back and ask for an hour, and the price is very affordable. Don't think I need to bother going back to Oxnard, they've become too expensive in the 'nard. The rooms are very large, big table off-center from the middle of the room. First time I went I got a total hottie, CoCo I think. Very decent massage and teasing, and on the flip she just goes to town kissing and licking the boys and the toy! One of the best BBBJ's I've had in a very long time, certainly the best in an AMP. I'm enjoying it too much to bother getting more, but it's certainly on the menu! I'm feeling her up and she ditches her top and bra, and I get to see and suck on her beautiful perky tits, which surprisingly had pink nipples, not the expected Asian brown eraser tips. Her oral skills were amazing, and she was nice and vocal, like she's enjoying what she does, until I CIM.

Cleaned up and massaged some more until time was up. Next time round I'll go FS with this one for the entire hour!

On my second visit I got Yuyu or Lulu. Hard to understand exactly. Much older but still nicely shaped. This time I only paid for 30min due to time constrains on my part. She seemed very interested in wanting to do FS but this gal didn't really do it for me. I disappointed her but thought I'd ask for a BJ, although I would've been fine with just a HJ. She get some saran wrap, and starts the CBJ. Covered just isn't my thing, and the wrap really isn't working. I'm not even getting close and she gives up on the BJ and starts doing a really really good HJ, massaging everything, inside & out. My hand wanders, she ditches her top, but this rack isn't anywhere as exciting as Coco's. I also discover there aren't any panties on her. So I play with her for a while there, but all in all this one's just not doing it for me. However, she's very eager to please, and I'm sure many others will enjoy her. The vibe here is that they're very happy to please you, and that's such a refreshing change from so many other places that seem to just want your money for nothing. I haven't tried it, but they do have showers available, too.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

No rush session: Yes.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 40.

Amount tipped (in $) : 60.

Day of visit: Sunday.

Time of visit: Night.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: Coco

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

DreamTree Spa.

2515 Royal Ave.

Simi Valley.

805-577-1070.

Went back again the gal I like the most and have been very happy with was not there, which bummed me out. I'll call first next time. However, I thought I would give this gal, told me her name was Sabrina, a try. She was about 30 years old, not bad looking a little bigger, almost chunky. Once we got into the room, we discussed what I wanted which was the same as I've had before with my favorite and Susan. Full nude, lots of play, oral and touch and also at least a BJ. As mentioned before. I've had prostrate surgery so getting it hard is a real challenge. First off she wanted more money than the others for the same thing. I agreed to give her another $20 for the FS at then end. I also brought alone my own rubber so no Sarah Wrap. She put it on first thing and got on her knees and started a BJ. I stopped her after 5 minutes and put her up on the table to give her some lucking. It lasted about three minutes then she faked on 'O' and put me inside of her. Problem was not being real hard (didn't have enough play time) couldn't go very deep. From here on, it got worst, she would not let me finger her or eat her any more saying she had one 'O' and had to work the rest of the day. Had her give me another BJ which had it's moments. I continued to attempt to touch her with no success. She finally gave me a 'pile driver' HJ, which I stopped her a couple of times because I was getting softer due to the lack of feeling and it was starting to hurt. Never did cum again as hard as she was trying. Again, my biggest disappointment is that the whole thing was mechanical. My second disappoint was I couldn't do what I wanted and what she had agreed to do, which was for me to enjoy her body. I definitely won't see her again and hope my favorite is there next time, I'll call first and if not, I won't go back. BTW, didn't give her the extra $20.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Tuesday.

Time of visit: Morning.

Service duration: 30 Min.

Attendant's name: Sabrina.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 120.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 80

[Donalds]

Quick update on OAKS MASSAGE THERAPY on T. O. Blvd. Still legit, but they must be doing quite well. The hottie Nan was my therapist last my visit and she said how they just put on "two new young girls" both of whom were busy with other customers but who were "better than me" at the massage. Of course the the extended attention on your butt and ladies sitting on your legs during the near nude massage (you not them-LOL) doesn't hurt either.

[Conejo Joe]

I agree they do move around in Simi quite a bit. It definitely helps if you get to know the MMS. A small gift / tip / chat when you are in will help greatly. There are a few that will text me if my type of new girl is available. It also helps with service if the MMS tells the girl you are a good customer.

[Ma69hal]

I don't live in this bedroom community, but considering the AMPs, there is more than a few mongers who aren't getting what they want at home.

Maybe they should teach BBBJ at the adult education center?

LOL! I don't live in Simi either but work brings me there 2 to 3 times a week and I try to sample the Simi MP scene at least once a week. What I have noticed is that the techs (epically the younger, cuter ones) move around a lot. They work at a particular MP today but are gone tomorrow (sorry she is on vacation) which is frustrating.

Happy hunting.

[Nutzoid]

Yep, the MP scene in Simi Valley is quite amazing and full service or at least BBBJ can be had at most of the establishments. Technician turnover however is very high. It is always frustrating finally finding a young (er) cutie just to be told a couple of days later that she is on "vacation".

Happy hunting.

I don't live in this bedroom community, but considering the AMPs, there is more than a few mongers who aren't getting what they want at home.

Maybe they should teach BBBJ at the adult education center?

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

VIP MASSAGE.

2273 Las Posas Road.

Camarillo.

805-383-2244.

Ok, so I went back to test things again. This time I get a different lady with a much better encounter. I arrive at the place on a Friday morning just after opening time. A nice looking lady maybe early to mid 40s greets me and grabs my hand a leads me to a room. She collects the $40. 00 for the hour massage (Good Deal) and asks me to undress. I undress and lay on the table, no towel.

She comes in gets the sheet and covers my entire body. She rubs me though the sheet for a few minutes then drops it down to my legs. She oils up may back and gives me a good massage with a lot of time on buttocks. Back, legs, head, arms, and at about the 20-30 min mark asks me to flip. Not real fast to cover me up with the towel so I am thinking things are looking good. She oils me up and does my chest belly and legs and gets ever so closer to the boys. At this point she starts massaging my arm and places it between her legs to hold it and I take this opportunity to massage her crotch through her pants. She giggles and lets this go on while she massages my arm. She switches arms and the same thing happens. She gets back to massaging the legs and is getting deep into the crotch area on me. She takes my arm again and puts oil in my hand. I looked at her and said "no, you do it". She looks at door and tells me owner will be upset. But positions herself to give me a HJ. It was really good and once done she cleaned me up and said to not tell. More massage and I was on my way. $40. 00 tip on the way out. I will and have repeated. She is a lot of fun and the fun gets better with each visit. I am not a full service seeker so this is just perfect for me.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 80.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 40.

Day of visit: Friday.

Time of visit: Morning.

Service duration: 60 Min

[Ma69hal]

Velvet Tomato.

1970 Deodora St.

Simi Valley.

Technician: Kiki $50. 00 h.

Although this establishment didn't get very good reports in the past, decided to give it a try. Velvet Tomato (what a kinky name) has nicely appointed private rooms with actual doors. Kiki is friendly, maybe early 30's and has good massage skills. However. During my visit she seemed to be the only tech on duty and left the room 4 times to attend to walk-ins during my hour. The massage a such was good, therapeutic but with very little teasing. On the flip she offered a HJ which I politely declined. Asked if other menu items are available (BJ). Nooooooo, we don't do that here.

Happy hunting,

Ma69hal

[Ma69hal]

Special needs were met, but a $80 tip for a 30 minute? I guess a nude session and HJ for some guys is acceptable at that price. For the same price plus ten bucks, in the same town I can get BBBJ, DFK, CFS, MSOG. The session ended ten minutes early and she gave me a great foot massage and helped me dress. All from a sweety 30 year old with a great attitude. Just saying!

Yep, the MP scene in Simi Valley is quite amazing and full service or at least BBBJ can be had at most of the establishments. Technician turnover however is very high. It is always frustrating finally finding a young (er) cutie just to be told a couple of days later that she is on "vacation".

Happy hunting.