Massage Parlor Reports

[Nutzoid]

Got an urge in the early weekday evening, wanted to try the new place in Cam on mobile. nice newly redone office setting in a professional building, first floor with easy parking. All Latina therapists. Short roundish receptionists takes my money. I show her the ad on see-list which gives me 30 minutes for 30 bucks. I get naked and in comes a slender, long legged, long haired Latina with be cups. She has a athletic body, not curvy. Lots of tats. At least ten or so, including her neck. Sweet looking girl otherwise. She hasn't been doing this very long, she gave me a brief massage and asked me what I wanted. I asked her if she were a cop. She was wearing a mini dress and the side was tacky and cut out like a large flower revealing her skin. She is wearing scrubs or jogging paints over the dress so the dress looks like a top as it is tucked in. She pulled down her pants and lifts her top and reveals a gorgeous pussy. No panties! I touch her and reveal myself to her. I pull her top up and see no bra with pierced nips. I am thinking this might be good. Tell her I want FS. She says "sex" would be 100. She is awkward and obvious newby. I say I have 70 and she we are good. She leaves to get "condom" and is gone a long time. She cleans me up clinically a proceeds to put on the condom and a half hard dick. This condom was bomb proof, seriously as thick as a hefty yard bag. My guess is they buy them by the gross at the 99 cents store nearby. The rest of the session was very clinical, mechanical with no sensuality, she was a dead fish. FS was okay but I could barely stay hard. I could t feel anything. She is 23 YO and is pretty sans tats and FS is not going well. We went to HJ and finally self service. She made it difficult to touch her. She had a really pretty pussy but she didn't even fake a response when I massaged her clit. Her nips were pierced with barbells. But, for the most part she kept herself a little beyond arms length. She volunteered a lot of info. She has only been doing this a few weeks, she has a boyfriend, I was told the older provider works Tuesdays and Fridays. These Latinas are from the SFV. By the look of the tats my provider was from the hood, spoke English very well and had a great smile. Much less toughness and much classier than the average Latina I have had in the past. Maybe she would perform better when she gets more experience. There was no physical connection. Sexually she was cold. I would not repeat. TOFTT 100 bucks total including tip. I have spent a lot more for worse experiences.

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEWS.

A-1 Therapy Massage.

266 Mobil Ave. Suite#106.

Camarillo.

805-482-3700.

Easy walk-in with good receptionist. She escorted me into the room. Great rooms as the location was a professional firm in it's prior life. The room was large. Lisa was probably 45 and a touch on the chubby side. Nice rack and pleasant conversation. Massage was so-so, at best. Once I flipped over, she asked what I wanted to do with that! Said FS and we discussed the donation and saw her undressed. Very little touching involved and went thru a variety of positions. HJ finished the set. Another girl would be preferable next time.

COMMENT:

I like Alejandra a lot better. You should have read my comments on the previous review about her...total waste! They need some good daytime ladies there. I've been really disappointed with the laziness lately. I love spicy Latinas...haven't found one around here.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

Day of visit: Wednesday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 45 Min.

Attendant's name: lisa.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 145.

Tip expected?: Yes.

Amount tipped (in $ 80.

[Conejo Joe]

Thanks for the info HK. I visited my favorite Simi place this week. I didn't hear anything bad from the MMS, but be safe.

[Hobby knob]

SIMI POLICE CHECK UP ON MASSAGE PARLORS.

(Thursday 02-06-14 at 2:15 PM).

Simi Valley police say that during January they conducted license and compliance checks of almost half the massage businesses in the city. The purpose of the random checks of more than a dozen businesses was to make sure they were operating within the city's rules and regulations for such establishments. Only one of the businesses inspected was found to be out of compliance. They say they found the owner of Royal Acupressure at 1975 Royal Avenue providing a massage without the proper California Massage Therapy Council certification and an expired business license. The owner was issued a misdemeanor citation. Police say there are more than 30 massage businesses in Simi Valley and they plan to continue doing random inspections in the future to make sure they are in compliance with all state and local laws.

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEW.

DREAMTREE SPA
2515 Royal Ave
Simi Valley
805-577-1070


So I decided to go check out Simi with no one place in mind. Fate brought me to Dream Tree and things worked out quite well. Drove by a couple of the listed establishments and finally settled on Dream Tree because it was easy to drive into. Nice place with very pleasant Asian woman around 30. Elena said she usually works at the Velvet Tomato but was filling in for one of the girls. Massage was a 6 out of 10 but she was more than willing with the HE.

Session info
Massage: Yes
BDSM: No
No rush session: No
Day of visit: Thursday
Time of visit: Afternoon
Service duration: 30 Min
Attendant's name: Elena
Payment info
Total price (including tip, in $ 80
Tip expected?: Yes
Amount tipped (in $ 40

[Donalds]

Kind of an interesting article about the happenings in Thousand Oaks. Answers the question on why there are SO many legit places everywhere in California.

Growing number of massage businesses rubs some the wrong way.

http://m.toacorn.com/news/2014-01-30...sed_doors.html

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEWS

A-1 Therapy Massage
266 Mobil Ave. Suite#106
Camarillo
805-482-3700

3 for 30 min, great parking, low visibility. Big rooms, pop music playing, clean. I love the easy going attitude here. Definitely recommend! Alejandra greeted me. Got comfy, hardly any massage, asks what I want. Tell her I only have $60 for tip she says okay, motions for BJ and leaves, gets cover. After a few minutes of nice action she says okay, I can have 1 position, do I want ds? Why yes I do! I dbl ck $60 she says yes, off to the races. Clean up, she says tell all your friends and come back. Different girls all the time, all friendly. Great time! (Fictional that is).

Session info
Massage: No
BDSM: No
No rush session: Yes
Day of visit: Tuesday
Time of visit: Afternoon
Service duration: 30 Min
Attendant's name: Alejandra
Payment info
Total price (including tip, in $ 90
Tip expected?: Yes
Amount tipped (in $ 60





Oaks Therapy Massage.
2959 E Thousand Oaks Blvd.
Thousand Oaks.

805-379-3338.

The place is clean enough with parking in the back. They have an upstairs and downstairs, but no doors on the rooms. When today, because last reviews said HE was on the table. Well although the massage was excellent by a somewhat cute gal in late 20's early 30's, there was No Joy, She came very close to the package at times and for pretty long period, but she was very careful to not touch. I asked a few times if she would change her mind and told her the tip I would give her. But she stood her ground. I tried to reach out and touch, but she would move away or slap my hand lightly. She final near the very end let me get a few touches on her very nice ass, but only for 30 seconds or so.

Session info
Massage: Yes
BDSM: No
Two girl action: No
No rush session: No
Day of visit: Thursday
Time of visit: Afternoon.
Service duration: 60 Min
Attendant's name: Susan
Payment info
Total price (including tip, in $ 55
Tip expected?: Yes
Amount tipped (in $ 15




DREAM TREE SPA
805-577-1070
2515 Royal Ave
Simi Valley

Place is nice, parking in front, private rooms and shower available. Been here several times and will return in the near future again. This is my third review of the gal I've named. The first two I was not pleased with for the most part. She was the only one working (or available) and told her I was not pleased the previous two times. She said to me she promises that I’ll be happy this time. She kept her promise !!! Massage was good, and all the playtime was excellent. She took her time with each activity and when I asked for a couple of specific things or positions I wanted she did not hesitate to comply. BTW, this visit happened a couple of months ago and it’s the first chance I've had to write it as I've been out of the area.

Session info
Massage: Yes
BDSM: No
Two girl action: No
No rush session: Yes
Day of visit: Tuesday
Time of visit: Morning
Service duration: 60 Min
Payment info
Total price (including tip, in $): 150
Tip expected?: Yes
Amount tipped (in $): 100

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEWS.

A-1 Therapy Massage.

266 Mobil Ave. Suite#106.

Camarillo.

805-482-3700.

I saw an ad in the newspaper. Paid $30 for 30 minutes Regular price is $40. Very good looking Latina. Light touching was the only massage. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her. She did everything I asked. No mention of an additional tip. She told me there were 3 girls working. She said all were good looking all Latinas and they were all from the Valley. They have only for about 3 weeks.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Tuesday.

Time of visit: Evening.

Service duration: 30 Min.

Attendant's name: unknown.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 130.

Tip expected?: Yes.

Amount tipped (in $ 100.

[Donalds]

I hate to keep harping on this place (especially with no real HE offered here), but T.O. Usually doesn't see action like this. Even with no store front sign installed yet, the word of mouth must be strong. With only 2 ladies working and busy, they literally turned away 4 guys in a 15 minute period the last time I was there.

ASIAN MASSAGE.

595 E. THOUSAND OAKS BLVD.

805-379-3588.

They break nearly all the rules, including massaging areas that are normally not touched, keeping one exposed no matter what state of enjoyment they may be in and with more and more junk brushing and equipment adjustment each visit, they are only inches (away from becoming a true whack shack.

Great place for an AMP newbie to visit, but if anyone wants a good massage with a lot of tease, you better hit them soon before local LE pulls the plug!

[Donalds]

Quick update on the new Asian place. Got a free hour as sort of a belated Christmas gift from a lady that remembered me from another legit place here in town (now closed) along with a tour of the facilities.

First, there is NO shower installed, and the room with glass door is now reserved for couples. By next week the building's sign will be installed and the 4 single working rooms finished. The newest ones have curtain "doors" but the walls go all the way to the ceiling. They will be offering online coupons and "Buy 10 Get One Free" deals soon.

The services continue to violate most legit rules including massaging you (not them) nude, junk brushing, adjustments" (LOL) and clean up. Still no HE of any kind, but a nice massage buy pretty friendly girls and a little tease all nearby.

[Donalds]

Thanks. That's good to know since I could walk or do a short bike ride to the place. I don't quite get the "dry off with hot towels", but they use them on clean-up anyway, so...

I know Golden has showers, but didn't know about Oaks. It must be downstairs?

[WorkNoMore]

ASIAN MASSAGE.

595 E. THOUSAND OAKS BLVD.

805-379-3588.

http://ventura.craigslist.org/thp/4254514674.html

(And for once, the "Grand Opening" mention is NOT false advertising! LOL![/QUOTE]

On my walk I decided to see if they had a shower. I explain that I have to walk, and need to clean up. No shower. Mamasan said they will towel off with hot towels. Not my cup of tea. They apparently do have showers at Oaks, and Golden in the neighborhood.

[Donalds]

As I came into a tiny bit of unexpected Holiday funds I decided to check out the newest "legit" place in on the Blvd. In T.O.. I believe they opened on Dec. 18th and the postage stamp-sized place is possibly in the best location considering all the nearby competition-that being slammed right up next to a liquor store.

By the small temporary sign planted in the dirt out front he place is calling itself "Massage 8" and mentioning parking in the rear but their temporary business cards simply say "Asian Massage" and their permanent sign has yet to be installed.. I think it is white owned, but there were two fairly attractive well-spoken ladies operating the business. Interestingly, the place is providing near legit service all the while still being under construction. The ancient building was most recently an auto electronics shop and something else before that, but they converted it practically overnight. Inside is a furnished lobby, and I spied a restroom (not certain of a shower) a short hallway and 1 working room that must have been formally used to demonstrate car stereos as the curtain-covered entrance was actually a sliding glass patio door which shut completely-and locked perhaps. I'm wonder how long local LE will allow THAT?

The prices and services were standard-fair ($40 for the hour) but as things are new and the ladies are still working the kinks out (of the business not me-LOL) the "therapist" left the room once, the other lady came in to help (chatting in Chinese) and the in-room phone rang with another appointment happening. They apologized and added a few minutes on at the end of my hour. It was cool since they were nice and the place is new, but I hope things will change.

I asked for "medium" massage, but the lady bordered on "hard"-at least for my taste, but her service served the purpose.

At this point I need to make clear that this is a legit place only, NO extras to be had, but they have taken their cue from "Oaks" (review below) in that they offer up lots of tease along with a good massage. In my case they kept me naked during the session with only my junk covered on the flip. Lots of running along of fingertips as the lady moved from each side of the table and a bit of "accidental" junk brushing while on my stomach.

As I dressed, a business card was discretely left on top of my clothes and walking out I saw the other working rooms literally being wood-framed buy a large construction worker, the small area being converted simply a contractor's mess.

It seems like they opened too soon, but are pushing the limits in town just a bit, just not sure how long they can hang in with a slow economy and increased leases, not to mention 3 other spas withing a short block away.

INFO:

ASIAN MASSAGE.

595 E. THOUSAND OAKS BLVD.

805-379-3588.

http://ventura.craigslist.org/thp/4254514674.html

(And for once, the "Grand Opening" mention is NOT false advertising! LOL!

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW".

Some people don't read-or pay attention to reviews...

OAKS MASSAGE THERAPY.

2959 E Thousand Oaks Blvd.

Thousand Oaks.

805-379-3338.

My first massage parlor was in port hueneme, this was my second trip to a parlor. The expectations were high, but I should of done research first. I arrived at the back entrance of the shop. Greeted by a young (20's) Asian. She led me to a room right away and asked me to undress. I was very excited. She came back and told me to lay down. She started her massage, very nice and neat. I wanted to make small talk with her but she kept telling me to be quiet. So that was a bummer. She was massaging and she got on the table, sitting on my ass to massage my back. Awwwwww yeaaahhhhh. I liked that. I have a thing for Asians. Eventually she stopped and left the room. Got another masseuse and she didn't tell me. I noticed she was different because she was talking to me. Gave me a hot towel for my back. Then flipped... I got a little excited. . But!

I did not get what I thought was going to happen. I did pay for an hour. She just gave me a massage. That's it. I did ask of other services (like a shower) she said nope. I was pretty Bummed out and apologized. She kept the massage going. It was good. I wasn't too angry. So she got another hot towel to clean me. And I went to pay. I payed and an older Asian lady was there. She told me 45. I said I only got the hour. She tried to get me to pay 5 $ for tip. I would of tipped more if she didn't hustle me. So I have a 5. Don't pressure me to tip more. You won't get it. So I got a massage. That's it.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Thursday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 45.

Tip expected?: Yes.

Amount tipped (in $ 5.

[Donalds]

ODD "NAUGHTY REVIEWS".

This guy's definition of "erotic massage" must be fully clothed older women legitimately rubbing your shoulders while under a sheet, but hey-who am I to criticize...

OAKS THERAPY SPA.

195 E. Hillcrest Dr.

Thousand Oaks, CA 91360.

805-497-4777.

The place has two older Asian ladies who are very nice and both give an excellent erotic massage. Rooms are private and the place is very clean with nice music. The massage is well worth the fee paid and as previously stated after a few times going you may get a little action but don't expect it. Just enjoy the massage and be happy to have the tension released from your body.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Friday.

Time of visit: Morning.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: Cocco and Lilly.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 90.

Tip expected?: Yes.

Amount tipped (in $ 40.

OAKS MASSAGE THERAPY.

2959 E Thousand Oaks Blvd.

Ventura County, CA 91362.

805-379-3338.

The place is right in the heart of Thousand Oaks, very clean, very nice. The provider was young, very beautiful and well dressed. Gave an excellent erotic massage. Got there as the place was opening and as I parked my car saw a beautiful young Asian gal, dressed very nice. She walked inside with me and asked if I wanted a massage. I asked if she would be doing it and opted for an hour. Massage was excellent but no hint that any more action was possible.

Session info.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Day of visit: Tuesday.

Time of visit: Morning.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: Don't remember.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $ 60.

Amount tipped (in $ 10.