Massage Parlor Reports

[Scooter1808]

Made another quick visit to HAN'S MASSAGE in Camarillo. For anyone unfamiliar it's also known as HUAN MASSAGE SPA. Either way the basic information is:

1877 E. DAILY DRIVE.

#C 1.

(805) 383-8808.

Open 7 days a week.

Hours: 10am-9:30 (although if you plan to visit late, be sure to call ahead, as sometimes they will close early)

I hit the place just before lunchtime, and ran into another monger standing inside and still waiting for someone to answer the bell, so I left, gave it a half hour and came back.

I was greeted at the window by Suzie, an older Asian who might slightly resemble a pre-Botox Cher if you squint just right. She was working alone, although there was a second woman on duty, that one had gone off shopping, hence the pre-Holiday bottleneck in the lobby. This was the second session I'd had with her and she remembered me.

After taking my 1-hour session money, she asked if I would mind waiting 10-15 minutes. Since it would be inside the session room, I agreed, and was lead down the clean, well-lit and decorated hallway to the similar-styled room which was painted and carpeted in browns, with enough furnishings to keep customers-if not LE guessing about their side work.

Room Number 3 was set up in a professional looking manner, as Han's caters to women and men, and while their main customer base are males looking for extras, during the session I heard about the wide range of customers and various non-adult services they offer. The doors do lock but the walls don't quite reach the ceiling, which is why I knew Suzie had her hands full (LOL) in Room 1.

Not sure, but I think Mr. Bell Ringer was 3/4 of the way through his session. Nothing fun to report about the noise emanating, rather it was obvious they were winding things up. I stripped and covered with the towel available to me this time, stretched out and relaxed. It was a total of about 15-20 minutes for Suzi to re-set the room and (thankfully) wash her hands before finally joining me, dragging what I thought was a heavy chair down the uncarpeted hallway. In reality, it was an odd-looking but functional space heater, which did little to take the chill off the place-or me.

Her ineffectual "massage" was amateur at best, and largely a waste of time if that's what you want, if but Suzi kept the dialog going for much of the hour, with thickly-accented, but good conversational English, never one uncovering or encouraging me for anything else. She spent at least 45 minutes on me while face-down with the more than a few casual compliments as she worked my backside ("You nice-a body!"-"Body is-a nice!"). On the flip, she worked my face and arms, poked a bit at my chest and spent the majority of her attention on my thighs before slipping her hand under the towel to "shake hands", asking the usual from Ventura County providers ""You want here?".

I passed largely to save some cash, so damage was only $80 for the nearly 90-minute session-the last 10 of which was strictly conversation, allowing me to gather some addition details on the operation. I did find out the washing machine is broken-not sure if there is a rear entrance or shower to go along with the available restrooms. The place is rather "on display" in a family shopping center ("Camarillo Plaza") and while it offers plenty of free off-street parking and many a food choice for a quick meal, it also leaves one open to many a prying eye.

Its been closed! I drove by today (1/8/11) for pizza and the outside sign is totally gone and the inside was cleared out. Wonder what happened.

[LooseTimes]

Go to the Palm Springs board in other cities. There's plent of info there. Plenty of mps also. Were trying to get our own board!

[SilverDolphin]

I am working the Hope this year, and wondered if anyone as experience with AMPs in the Desert area.

Thanks

[Colocolo99]

I've always wondered about Agoura. Thanks for taking one for the team.

Well I finally got to hit up QQ WELLNESS CENTER in Agoura, and I can make my report very abbreviated: Save Your Money.

I didn't expect (or encourage) any extras on my first visit and was happy to tell them it was my first time there, but I still pretty well got screwed (and not in a good way-LOL!).

The place is a total * to find if one is unfamiliar with the area, inside an office / medical building, at the back of a parking lot INSIDE another parking lot at the end of a tiny nearly unmarked street. For years I used to work right nearby and I still had a hard time.

QQ is somewhat upscale-clean, well decorated and safe right down to the security cameras pointing at the always open front doors. I was greeted by a younger scary looking Thai girl (think pre-Botox Cher with no makeup) , who promptly emptied my wallet of $70 and led me to a very nice room, that was nearly crowded out from all the furnishings surrounding the standard table. Interestingly, the room's front wall and door were both glass-partitioned, and curtained for some sort of privacy, yet the door was left wide open to the hallway while I dropped trow, and during the session. I kept thinking of that Dolly Parton song "Aint Nuthin' Dirty Goin' On".

Another overly clothed Thai girl entered and put on some music, but it did little to drown out the rumble of the traffic from the freeway a few yards away She began her semi-decent but hardly worth the effort (or the price)"massage" while she made small talk-mostly to confirm it was my first time there. Now to me, a "full-body" massage even without any "happy endings" should be about 90-95% of one's frame. 45 minutes of the hour was taken up on my back and legs, and when the "therapist" repeated the same moves twice, I knew she was stalling on the flip. Sure enough, the last 10 minutes or so I was on my back she quickly worked my shoulders, arms and calves slightly, then announced she was finished. HUH? Even in the local total legit places, one's face, neck, thighs, hands, chest, feet and stomach are addressed, so even if I was there for therapeutic reasons only, the "full-body" only covered about 60-65. The only advantage I saw to the session was that the cleaning towel-warmer was right in the room next to the table, so it saves the ladies a lot of walking.

She left the room to get the requisite paper cup of water. I dressed quickly and gave her $20 for her time. Cher II walked me to the front and I told them I would be back (NOT!).

So in spite of what their ads in L. A. Weekly say, what you will get here is an over priced limited massage-possibly with a manual release, if they know and trust you-maybe.

FYI-By comparison, if one is in the need of just a professional, thorough massage, and can do without all the bells and whistles, any one of the new full-body places on Thousand Oaks Blvd. Will do the job at half price. PLUS-even though not a single "extra" is being offered from any of them (yet).2 places offer 99% body coverage while butt nekkid on the table and lots and lots of of "junk brushing".

For the record:

Q Q WELLNESS CENTER.

30101 Agoura Court #110.

Agoura Hils, CA 91301.

(818) 889-9990.

Also, on leaving, I grabbed some business cards, and ty seem to be in cahoots with:

SOLE TOUCH FOOT SPA.

2831 Thousand Oaks Blvd. #1.

Thousand Oaks, CA 91362.

(805) 807-7820.

And.

525 New Los Angeles Ave. #B.

Moorpark, CA 93021.

(805) 990-4259

[Donalds]

Well I finally got to hit up QQ WELLNESS CENTER in Agoura, and I can make my report very abbreviated: Save Your Money.

I didn't expect (or encourage) any extras on my first visit and was happy to tell them it was my first time there, but I still pretty well got screwed (and not in a good way-LOL!).

The place is a total ***** to find if one is unfamiliar with the area, inside an office / medical building, at the back of a parking lot INSIDE another parking lot at the end of a tiny nearly unmarked street. For years I used to work right nearby and I still had a hard time.

QQ is somewhat upscale-clean, well decorated and safe right down to the security cameras pointing at the always open front doors. I was greeted by a younger scary looking Thai girl (think pre-Botox Cher with no makeup) , who promptly emptied my wallet of $70 and led me to a very nice room, that was nearly crowded out from all the furnishings surrounding the standard table. Interestingly, the room's front wall and door were both glass-partitioned, and curtained for some sort of privacy, yet the door was left wide open to the hallway while I dropped trow, and during the session. I kept thinking of that Dolly Parton song "Aint Nuthin' Dirty Goin' On".

Another overly clothed Thai girl entered and put on some music, but it did little to drown out the rumble of the traffic from the freeway a few yards away She began her semi-decent but hardly worth the effort (or the price)"massage" while she made small talk-mostly to confirm it was my first time there. Now to me, a "full-body" massage even without any "happy endings" should be about 90-95% of one's frame. 45 minutes of the hour was taken up on my back and legs, and when the "therapist" repeated the same moves twice, I knew she was stalling on the flip. Sure enough, the last 10 minutes or so I was on my back she quickly worked my shoulders, arms and calves slightly, then announced she was finished. HUH? Even in the local total legit places, one's face, neck, thighs, hands, chest, feet and stomach are addressed, so even if I was there for therapeutic reasons only, the "full-body" only covered about 60-65. The only advantage I saw to the session was that the cleaning towel-warmer was right in the room next to the table, so it saves the ladies a lot of walking.

She left the room to get the requisite paper cup of water. I dressed quickly and gave her $20 for her time. Cher II walked me to the front and I told them I would be back (NOT!).

So in spite of what their ads in L. A. Weekly say, what you will get here is an over priced limited massage-possibly with a manual release, if they know and trust you-maybe.

FYI-By comparison, if one is in the need of just a professional, thorough massage, and can do without all the bells and whistles, any one of the new full-body places on Thousand Oaks Blvd. Will do the job at half price. PLUS-even though not a single "extra" is being offered from any of them (yet) .2 places offer 99% body coverage while butt nekkid on the table and lots and lots of of "junk brushing".

For the record:

Q Q WELLNESS CENTER.

30101 Agoura Court #110.

Agoura Hils, CA 91301.

(818) 889-9990.

Also, on leaving, I grabbed some business cards, and ty seem to be in cahoots with:

SOLE TOUCH FOOT SPA.

2831 Thousand Oaks Blvd. #1.

Thousand Oaks, CA 91362.

(805) 807-7820.

And.

525 New Los Angeles Ave. #B.

Moorpark, CA 93021.

(805) 990-4259

[Floreses]

Has anyone been to Top Massage since they reopened on 10th West. PM me if you have. I was thinking about going and checking it out. Wondering if I'd be toftt.

Went the other day. They have signs in the rooms saying something like " we do not offer illegal services" (we know that's not true) or something of that sort and the rooms have curtains to enter, not doors. The girl I had was like in her late 30's early 40's. Had a hard time blowing my load so she called in one of the other worker girls to give her a hand (guess she was tired LOL!) This girl was about the same age. All in all I probably wouldn't go back. The service was pretty terrible IMHO.

[Donalds]

Made another quick visit to HAN'S MASSAGE in Camarillo. For anyone unfamiliar it's also known as HUAN MASSAGE SPA. Either way the basic information is:

1877 E. DAILY DRIVE.

#C 1.

(805) 383-8808.

Open 7 days a week.

Hours: 10am-9:30 (although if you plan to visit late, be sure to call ahead, as sometimes they will close early)

I hit the place just before lunchtime, and ran into another monger standing inside and still waiting for someone to answer the bell, so I left, gave it a half hour and came back.

I was greeted at the window by Suzie, an older Asian who might slightly resemble a pre-Botox Cher if you squint just right. She was working alone, although there was a second woman on duty, that one had gone off shopping, hence the pre-Holiday bottleneck in the lobby. This was the second session I'd had with her and she remembered me.

After taking my 1-hour session money, she asked if I would mind waiting 10-15 minutes. Since it would be inside the session room, I agreed, and was lead down the clean, well-lit and decorated hallway to the similar-styled room which was painted and carpeted in browns, with enough furnishings to keep customers-if not LE guessing about their side work.

Room Number 3 was set up in a professional looking manner, as Han's caters to women and men, and while their main customer base are males looking for extras, during the session I heard about the wide range of customers and various non-adult services they offer. The doors do lock but the walls don't quite reach the ceiling, which is why I knew Suzie had her hands full (LOL) in Room 1.

Not sure, but I think Mr. Bell Ringer was 3/4 of the way through his session. Nothing fun to report about the noise emanating, rather it was obvious they were winding things up. I stripped and covered with the towel available to me this time, stretched out and relaxed. It was a total of about 15-20 minutes for Suzi to re-set the room and (thankfully) wash her hands before finally joining me, dragging what I thought was a heavy chair down the uncarpeted hallway. In reality, it was an odd-looking but functional space heater, which did little to take the chill off the place-or me.

Her ineffectual "massage" was amateur at best, and largely a waste of time if that's what you want, if but Suzi kept the dialog going for much of the hour, with thickly-accented, but good conversational English, never one uncovering or encouraging me for anything else. She spent at least 45 minutes on me while face-down with the more than a few casual compliments as she worked my backside ("You nice-a body!"-"Body is-a nice!"). On the flip, she worked my face and arms, poked a bit at my chest and spent the majority of her attention on my thighs before slipping her hand under the towel to "shake hands", asking the usual from Ventura County providers ""You want here?".

I passed largely to save some cash, so damage was only $80 for the nearly 90-minute session-the last 10 of which was strictly conversation, allowing me to gather some addition details on the operation. I did find out the washing machine is broken-not sure if there is a rear entrance or shower to go along with the available restrooms. The place is rather "on display" in a family shopping center ("Camarillo Plaza") and while it offers plenty of free off-street parking and many a food choice for a quick meal, it also leaves one open to many a prying eye.

[B Bardill]

Has anyone been to Top Massage since they reopened on 10th West. PM me if you have. I was thinking about going and checking it out. Wondering if I'd be toftt.

[Punter1]

Was in Visalia a couple of weeks ago. Found a listing for Evergreen Spa on Oak Street. Dropped by one night for a 1/2 hour. Older asian, not bad looking, at my age almost all the ladies are younger. Usual AMP experience.

Did a reasonably decent massage, then on flip she touched the right spot and asked if this needed massaging. On my affirmative, she goes "Tip me.40", sure no problem. Not bad, pulled up her blouse and bra allowing access to small but perky breasts and nipples.

Warm towel after completion, then a hug and come back soon. Total damages.80 for time and HE. As always YMMV.

OCPunter

[B Bardill]

Has anyone tried out Top Massage or any of the AMP's in Lancaster lately?

[Donalds]

Tired of "rub & tug". Wondering what the latest is for FS fun?

Please PM any details, and I will post a report in return.

[Black Treechas]

I tried the hand of china. It's possible that you're experience would be different from mine...there might be possibilities there. However, I would not reccommend. And I will not repeat.

[Black Treechas]

anyone have info on the new china massage on hilltop? please let me know.

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