Massage Parlor Reports

[ShyNine]

There used to be a great thai / korean massage place near Q's in the fedex plaza.

Insanely hot, petite, accommodating 20 somethings who knew their way around the pole and could dance!

But then that would WLA.

I miss those days.

Sounds like that dream is long gone these days.

[Oswalt]

On SM Blvd, north side, just west of Bundy in one of those shitty little strip malls second floor.

I have had the strudel at A-1, where the fook is chen?

[Member #5794]

It's always interesting to me when I have consistently good experiences at a place slammed by others. I dropped by A-1 because MMS said Penny was there. She wasn't. I was not happy. Penny is old, but delivers a great (for me) PSE. I walked out and a short, chubby but cute provider chased me and persuaded me back in. Had a great time with skilled and enthusiastic BBBJCIM. Not a fan of chubby ones, but attitude made up for it.

Last visit to Chen was good as well. Short, voluptuous provider, friendly; didn't ask for tip upfront but earned a good one. Probably the least consistent of the AMPs I visit, tho.

AFAIK there are no AMPs with hotties in SM. But nothing as awful as the now-closed Sun Massage Retirement Home For Old W hor es, either.

I have had the strudel at A-1, where the fook is chen?

[Willie23]

It's always interesting to me when I have consistently good experiences at a place slammed by others. I dropped by A-1 because MMS said Penny was there. She wasn't. I was not happy. Penny is old, but delivers a great (for me) PSE. I walked out and a short, chubby but cute provider chased me and persuaded me back in. Had a great time with skilled and enthusiastic BBBJCIM. Not a fan of chubby ones, but attitude made up for it.

Last visit to Chen was good as well. Short, voluptuous provider, friendly; didn't ask for tip upfront but earned a good one. Probably the least consistent of the AMPs I visit, tho.

AFAIK there are no AMPs with hotties in SM. But nothing as awful as the now-closed Sun Massage Retirement Home For Old W hor es, either.

[Seafor]

Yeah that's a useful review. Good job it's very helpful.

[Seafor]

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Act like a child and you have to stand in the corner

A2

[Mr Sixty]

I assume that all MPs in SM are dead, closed, or for old farts.

Please confirm.

I have been curious about Skin Paradise on Pico at Lincoln. Cici gets a lot of reviews on another site. I stopped by today and they were busy. Told me to come back, but I made the mistake of going to A-1 instead for a bad experience. It was dead, and for old farts, and should be closed.

[Mr Sixty]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Oh man, I wish I had read this before I stopped at this place today. I must have triggered their LE alert, because I got nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. A total waste of time. Even the massage was crappy. She made me wear the pants, AND put a towel over me for the flip.

Provider's name was Dree, I think. She mumbled so badly, I couldn't tell, but when I repeated Dree, she said, "Uh-huh. " She must be the legit provider mamasan gives to cops. Her crappy technique should tip them off that she isn't certified. She must have gone over on time about 15 minutes though. And even a crappy massage is somewhat relaxing.

I tipped $10 out of stupid courtesy and bounced. After the $50 entry fee, I was only out $60, but still, super disappointing.

German-American club parking lot was FULL.

[Member #5794]

I assume that all MPs in SM are dead, closed, or for old farts.

Please confirm.

[Willie23]

Dropped in to Chen on a Friday and there was a short provider. Lucy - who looked promising. Bzzzzzt.

30-something, cute, spinner. Floppy boobs with excellent gumdrop nipples. Luxurious Bush, highly responsive to DATY. Downside: asked way too much upfront, was non-negotiable and did not deliver the services as (reluctantly) agreed. Works Thurs-Fri. Avoid.

[Member #5794]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

I am thinking of joining the german american club just so see who the fuk mongers here.

[AhardLanding]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

I spit up my beer laughing at this account.

So smooth and yet so classy.

Well done.

[Willie23]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

They get drop-in LE checks a lot during the daytime. i think all SM joints do.

Personally, I kinda like Penny, but she was "no longer there" last time I asked. Was only working Sundays, anyway.

I guess she 'un-retired. '.

PB is like a clone of her, and Janie, the "new girl" is less skilled but much younger. My favorite there is Annie, who works only Weds and Thurs.

[Seafor]

Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.

Ended up getting penny, absolutely ancient lady with and inch of makeup on to make her look like she used to be back in her 40's.

Shitty massage for a few minutes, and as soon as I reached to slide a hand up her minidress she hiked it up, sat on the edge of the table, pulled her panties aside and shoved a finger in her wet (presumable from a half gallon of lube) hole.

Her top came right off and I got some nipple sucking and licking. Nice pair for overall.

She moved for Bbj and I fingered her up nice. She didn't object at all when I started to feel for her her other hole as well.

She hopped on top and ride CG for a while in CFS. She either came or was tired after a while so I flipped her over to mish.

I was going for it but having a hard time with the rubber. Just couldn't get the friction going with all that lube. Got near finishing but couldn't seal the deal. I told her and figured she could finish me bbj. She just said "outside please, and pulled the rubber right off and shoved me back in.

Warm wet and soft kitty had me filling her up in about 10-20 strokes. I pulled out and the last half of it shot onto her stomach and tits.

She cleaned me up with alcohol, a hot towel, and helped me dress.

I went to the bathroom and gave myself the "Shirley's bucket" treatment in the sink with the soap and water and a good long piss. Yes I pissed in the sink and I doubt I'm the first.

Finished my cleanup and was out the door. $. 5 total so a little pricey but the pressure of a week of not a lot of action was really helpful.

Still won't repeat unless I'm really hurtin' bad for some wet.

[Oswalt]

Looks like Tina's place. Yao - is closed. Not surprised, the few times I went there she was always saying they had no business. Terrible location, no parking. She needs to look in Culver City again if they are going to try another place.