2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Merlin Magician]

Reno Dude, had you consulted with Brandy and/or Malissa at A Touch of Heaven Massage, you would have had a positive experience. Brandy is great about making things right when there is a problem like you encountered at Natural Choice. She has three ATOH places in north Phoenix and a variety of pretty nice choices for your relaxation enjoyment.

Also the Fantasy Island Massage/Polynesian does not have a great reputation, as past reports in other boards here have not been good.

Club Lace on Weldon is a look-no touch private dancer place.

[Reno Dude]

During a recent trip into the Phoenix area, I ended up going to a place called Natural Choice located at 1832 S. Macdonald (north of W. Baseline Rd.). You think you'll get laid there, but NOT!
I paid $200 for the hour for a body-to-body massage thinking that the price was all inclusive. NOT! Yea, you get to touch the girl (except the pussy), but that's all you get. NO ORAL! NO HANDJOBS! NO NOTHING!
I finally ended up jacking myself off once I realized there was going to be no action from the girl. And, in fact, I'd paid an extra $50 for the mutual touching bullshit. To me, personally, I considered it a rip-off.
Since I will be returning soon, I'm curious about a couple of places. Club Lace in Phoenix at 2828 W. Weldon off N. 27th, and Fantasy Island Polynesian Massage in Tempe at 963 E. Curry Rd. (Off W. 10th). If anyone has any info on these places, please private email me.

Reno Dude

[Merlin Magician]

Well, Well, OU, it certainly looks like I am wrong about the current operation there.

I know that last year when they were operating, there was a lot of strange stuff happening; girls ripping people off, funny fires, etc..

Anyhow it sounds like maybe things are looking up there now. Did anyone get a look at those spindly ass massage tables they show in their website? Big as I am, I be afraid I'd crash to the floor in a pile of splinters.

[OU812]

Is a ripoff. Need I say more?

Merlin you are probably right about Aztec Spa, and I think its good we get the word out about the ripoffs out there. Here is my experience with Aztec today. They deal only in cash. Paid $40 for a half-hour. One thing that got me suspicious is that there was a guy around, he said he would go and get someone when I walked in the place. I saw Theresa, a nice looking latina, she was a little plump but all in the right places, about 5'4 or 5'5 150lbs. Went to the room, undressed, laid on the table face down as ususal, she did her fake massage, right now nothing lead me to believe she would give extras. after about 15min. she asked me to roll over, and she started to massage me as before. After about 5-10min. she was massaging my hand and put it on her breast, so naturally I started squeezing them, after a couple of minutes of that she took her top off and let me feeling her breasts, wow! They were fake, but it was nice. By now she is stroking me and I'm standing at attention. I figure I'm probably going to get a hand job out of this. Then she puts her breasts in my face and I'm just like a little kid sucking on those tits, my hands start on her ass, but she hesitates to take her pants off. After a couple of minutes she takes her pants off & thong. I reach for her ass, making a kissing motions, next thing were 69ing, and she is still stroking, and she gives me bbbj. After that I ask her to get on and ride me for awhile, then for the 1st time $$ comeup. She asks for 2 Ben Franklins. I tell her I will pay her $1.6 (can't help it), she thinks for a minute, then asks if I have a condom, nope, she doesn't either. Well, I figure that the end of that, then she jumps on top of me and we are going at it. After a couple of minutes she stops to get control of her self, then we go at it again, until I finally cum inside of her. When she notices I cumming she starts to pull it out, but too late. My time lasted more that 30min. more like 50-55min. We cleaned up and I left. As I was leaving the same guy saw me and told me to come back. They have a webpage www.aztecspa.net. Maybe I got lucky, but you may have to supply your own condom. Thats all I have, over and out.

OU812

[IkneadU]

Merlin, you know how much the gov and LE are known for the "foolish waste of taxpayer money" so don't be suprised if Chandler and others waste time on these stupid tactics. I'm betting our very own country sheriff is going to be wasting another obscenely big chunk of taxpayer money in the prevention of adult pleasure sooner or later.

It's true, Justwatching, the country's live and let live liberal attitude does appear to be taking a header into the toilet! I believe it's because we who believe that adults have the right to decide for themselves what is right or wrong don't try to force our opinions/lifestyles on others the way that the conservatives do. The ones with the biggest mouths and wallets win.

[Jim Boradio]

She is listed as one of the photo verified ads on provider post. She is pretty tempting, but I don't want to waste a 3 hr drive one way to be dissapointed.

Jim

[Rue Kraft]

Many thanks all of the previous posters for good info on scene in Phoenix.

Was there on business during the 10-15th of December and cruised mostly VB. Did one tour of 32nd between Thomas and Camelback, with no luck at all. Action was sparse but could be had between 20th Ave and 44th Ave on VB.

Saw a WSW around the 1:00 AM West of 32nd and picked her up after several trips around the block. She was walking relatively fast and with traffic and the street layout it was tough to be inconspicuous. Nancy is Medium height, build, has a bit of a butt, and one kid. Overall nice lady. When she entered my car, which was third in line at the stop sign I was immediately put at ease when she jumped in and said “I need a ride to my car there are all these strange horny men wanting to pick me up and I am not a prostitute”. After we parked near an auto repair shop on 32nd and VB Nancy says “hey I am a PARTY **** and love everything about sex”. We did the “show me yours I will show you mine” routine. She asked for $ for FS and .6 for CBBJ. I countered with .8 or .4. She agreed, so we went for the full meal deal at .8. Service was good, not great or not bad, but good. She gave me her digits.

That was Friday night. I went off to Nogales Saturday and took Sunday as a day of rest.
Called Nancy back on Monday night and arranged to meet her near I10 and 44th at a gas station. We met on time and went for a little drive. CBBJ was on the menu since variety is good thing. Which she performed very well.

Will be back in February again so I look forward to learning more about the Valley of the Sin.

PS. Leo was present but not overbearing. Just mind your manners.

[Merlin Magician]

Is a ripoff. Need I say more?

[Justwatching]

IkneadU..you are correct that Phoenix might not be included in the new/proposed massage rules at this time, but the rumblings I have heard is that they are going to follow soon.

As the majority of the country appears moving to the conservative and compasionate conservatism...it might just seem like a good posibility. All it takes if a few notables to encourage it.

Like everything else...life goes on !!!!!!!!

[Grabbin Ears]

Fellow Mongers,

I'll be in Phoenix in Feb and just wanted to see if I could get a bit of info. The posts have been great as far as where to find the girls. Are these usually car dates or is there a motel close by that's usable? Also, care to share the going rate for bj and/or fs?

Or, are there any girls that would be worth taking back to my room (at a nice resort) and spending a few hours or the night?

Thanks in advance,

Grabbin Ears

[OU812]

Have been out an about at 5am - 6:30am, usually cruise 16th street from Osborn to McDowell, and hit 32nd Street up to Indian School, then back down 16st. to VB, then go west to on VB to 35th Ave. Took a ride Christmas morning, Sunday, and today. I have only seen 2 or 3 SW out there. Saw this young SW on 32nd & Thomas this morning at 5:30am, turned around to pick her up but then she was gone, she was wearing shorts. Normally the streets never use to be this dead, but maybe its because of the holidays. Unless all the SW went to 27th ave.

By the way has anyone tried aztecspa (massage) on or near 68th st. and Thomas? I believe I went there a few years ago when they had a Christmas special, they have latina girls there if I remember correctly. Well, hopefully New Year's Eve will be when they all come out, because I will be out. Happy hunting gang.

OU812

[Chefray]

San francisco is 150 times better to find girls in than this shithole of a city called Phoenix. I have gotten lucky on rare occassions, but not nearly the quality of asian and latin women that my city by the bay has. Better off saving up all the cash and taking frequent trips to the bay area, also never seen a Mexican pimp in the bay area, seen one tonite, a complete fucken moron. I'im glad the brothers have a lock on this profession.

[Merlin Magician]

If one will read between the lines, Chandler will no longer be licensing parlors once the state takes over. So, what they are doing now is a foolish waste of taxpayer money since they intend to abandon the oversight anyway.

[IkneadU]

The article that I read in the Republic didn't include Phoenix. It stated "Chandler is joining several Valley cities, including Mesa, Scottsdale and Peoria, that are changing municipal massage laws before the state takes over licensing of massage therapists Jan. 1."

It's not really a big deal. Logs can be forged, manipulated, etc. so I don't know why they think it will deter the type of activity that they're trying to avoid. Massage Envy is a perfect example... a very 'therapeutic' enviroment for massage practices that had a male massage therapist arrested in August on 9 felony counts of sexual assault and abuse. Whether they like it or not, no matter what kind of rules they implement, if two adults want to 'play' (whether for money or free) they will find a way to do it.

http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin/cli...ssage23Z6.html

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepu...seur14Z8.html#

[Mystic Pimp]

I happen to be on one of those phone chat lines that's advertised in publications like the Phoenix New Times. At least one woman straight up told me she was "incall" and looking for some "holiday pay". The line I was on has phone numbers for the Phoenix area, Tucson, and Las Vegas.