Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[paisiello]

Hey all, been thinking about picking up a SW for the first time and finally grew the balls to talk to 2, I wanted to start off small just a BJ. Had a BSW quote me at 50 and a WSW wanted 100 LOL, both about 7's slightly above average. What are the usual rates? Some guidance please.

I think that's about standard. Sometimes they will go as low as $40 if it's a slow night. If you drive a fancy car they might try to hit you for $60.

I think more and more girls are quoting $80 to $100 for full service and won't do just a BJ alone.

[ScConnoisseur3]

Decided to drive down fig a couple of times these past weeks. I hadn't been back since I got robbed a couple of months ago on Fig. Got out there at 1:00 am And the HG was dead. Drove around a couple of times and then drove South to Century. All the BSW were by the el numero uno and the surrounding blocks. I think it's Colden and a group of about four or five BSW were backing up traffic around that area. Like others have reported this area of the track is difficult to drive in. The east side of the track around past Manchester are all narrow and short. The west side also narrow but long blocks.

Around the el numero uno there was a slim BSW with red lingerie. I asked her to get in the car. She was friendly but I was rusty so I drove around again. This time I asked her again and she wanted me 120 for FS. And I countered with 80 but she declined. Drove off and kept looking.

I did see a couple of WSW around the el numero uno. Traffic was rough though. And I just don't want to engage in all the competition and the traffic laws you got to break to pick one up. I did drive around the block to try and pick one up but by then they were gone.

Cops shut down the HG by parking right on the track with their lights on. Once they left I drove back and managed to pick up a BSW named Summer that just had arrived on the track. Quoted me 60 and we went to Gage and Florence hotel. She wasn't the best looking but as far as getting back into the flow of things on Fig it did help. CBJ was good. Started cg and then to Mish. She decided to walk back to Fig after.

Overall, a good night and worth the trip. She gave me her number but I doubt I'll repeat.

[YoungBucc]

Hey all, been thinking about picking up a SW for the first time and finally grew the balls to talk to 2, I wanted to start off small just a BJ. Had a BSW quote me at 50 and a WSW wanted 100 LOL, both about 7's slightly above average. What are the usual rates? Some guidance please.

[PantyPatrol1]

A while back I pulled into Popeye's late at night and placed my order. When I drove around to the other side to pay at the window there was some homeless lady squatting in the middle of the driveway taking a dump.

I took off immediately and haven't been back since.

Jump on the 110 exit Exposition and hit the food places by USC, open late and much safer. Only about 10 minutes from the Imperial on ramp.

[Marlowe]

I am not crazy about picking girls up on Fig. The problem with Fig is that all the streets in the are configured in blocks. This makes it easier to get busted. I am not to concerned with picking up SW's on Fig. But it is important to always drive a good distance from where you pick up a SW. Personally I think it is a good idea to get on the freeway to get away from the area when you pick up a SW. I certainly wish there was more good areas to cruise in LA.

I doubt that most of the SW on Figueroa, especially the BSW would be amenable to your taking them on the freeway to find a "safe" location to date them.

[MongerSeeker]

I am not crazy about picking girls up on Fig. The problem with Fig is that all the streets in the are configured in blocks. This makes it easier to get busted. I am not to concerned with picking up SW's on Fig. But it is important to always drive a good distance from where you pick up a SW. Personally I think it is a good idea to get on the freeway to get away from the area when you pick up a SW. I certainly wish there was more good areas to cruise in LA.

As a sort of MPSA (monger public service announcement), I am going to give some mongering lessons. I am open to criticism.

1. Fig in General. I know lots of dudes here swear by the fig, but for your beginners, note that fig is a terrible street for mongering. About the only good thing on fig is that the girls are there in critical mass, it is a confined track (about 2. 5 miles from fig and gage to fig and century). The main bad thing, other than the very dicey area that is fig (more on that later), is that fig is a challenging street to monger on, at least in 2018. First, fig is only two driveable lanes with a middle turning lane. The far right lane on each side is given to parking. Contrast that with sepulveda in the valley which has three dedicated traffic lanes. It is just very hard to navigate. Plus, fig at mongering hours. Like from 11 pm on, must be one of the busiest streets in L. A. Other than perhaps wilshire in korea town or wee-ho, I am sure that the fig track is the most crowded. I do not recall making a left turn on fig from the side streets. And speaking of the side streets, for an absolutely horrific area of town, the residential side streets are full and narrow. Except for 98th street and perhaps in think 92, it is very hard to drive through the side streets. The streets east of fig in the hottie gallery are horrible. Slightly better are those on the west of fig in the hottie gallery. But, when you get to the 80's, the streets both east and west of fig are narrow as my mind. Scooping up girls requires aggression and a touch of autism. You are going to have to stop on a side street and deal with mongers up your ass. It is very difficult to get a girl to actually come on the fig and scoop her off the sidewalk. I will not go full racist and comment on the driving habits of the locals on fig, but let's just say the IQ on fig is probably low 80's. Limit lines, rights of way, stop signs, signaling, all of these do not exist. I think that the locals are too dumb to know how to do this.

2. Lodging. I am firmly against car dating. ,There is simply no way to be assured of even decent customer service in a car fuk. The chances of being robbed go way up. It takes a really nice girl to let you really get your dick on and shit in a car. Plus, because fig is so crowded and because you never car date on fig or on the side streets adjacent to fig w / o going at least past denver to the west or flower to the east, you end up car dating in front of some dude's house or some homeless guy's area. It is part of the reason I do not go to fig much. It seems like the girls never have a room, and you need to burn the cost of a room (I use that word liberally) at the cost of at least 25 bucks.

So, you are going to need a place. The best option is to have a nice one lined up before hand. I have seen some airbnb places but the cheapest is 75 a night, and I can just see the hassle you may have with some do gooder if you bring hoohaas in. There are actually very few motels on fig that rent by the hour. I know that new bay (83rd) and the 4 star (74th) do not rent hourly. The ones that do are horrible. There is the flight, which is hell. There is the parlour, but every time I go there, the brother at the front desk says it is full. There is the place on broadway and 108th but they ask for and keep your I'd (as does flight) and who eve designed this place put a basketball hoop in the parking lot. A very bad mixed use of parking and recreation. There are shitloads of motels on fig but the city has been cracking down on hourly rentals and it is a landlord's market. I think the best business is to rent these shitholes to real civilians. I think people atually stay on fig to save the 40-60 bucks a nighr rather than staying close to LAX.

Some girls have told me they stay at the place on hoover and 70th, but it looks very murderous.

Be prepared, unless you like the awkwardness of car dating, to spend money that could otherwise be devoted to pussy on a shitty room.

From my reports, you can see that I plan ahead and get a room at the new bay. The new bay is decently clean, has marginal parking and the girls really like it.

3. Preparations. Bring your own covers. Yes, most girls have them and will want to use their covers, but going shopping on fig is just insane. I will not even get gas there. Even though it is about 10 percent cheaper. I just know that some day some monger is going to be gunned down with a three pack of trojans in his hand, having been mistaken for carrying a piece.

[Marlowe]

I agree with you on broadway and 108th, the guy who runs it has some pride. He gives me shit if I do not park straight in the lines. There is also the new gage on gage and fig across from the gas station. This place is generally availble for quick fuk rates, but note that the fucken manager is there to escort you out. The only thing more awkward than some fucken motel manager watching you walk out with full monger strut is when they have to tell curse-shaw he aint getting no 35 million a year with his horseshit playoff performance.

I am glad we can discuss this issue.

Has anyone here ever eaten anything from the popeyes? It is like the only food option at all past midnite, but it looks horrible.

Just for inquiry sakes what do they charge for a room at the New Bay?

[Marlowe]

I believe Burger King is open 24/7 on fig and imperial, on the opposite corner there's a mcdonalds that closes at 2 am.

If you like pygmy chicken wings, the Wingstop in the same mini mall as the McDonald's is open until midnight 7 days a week.

[paisiello]

Yep, its either Jack in the Crack or McDonalds in that area at that time.

I always find Popeyes ridiculously greasy.

A while back I pulled into Popeye's late at night and placed my order. When I drove around to the other side to pay at the window there was some homeless lady squatting in the middle of the driveway taking a dump.

I took off immediately and haven't been back since.

[MooseNuckle]

Has anyone here ever eaten anything from the popeyes? It is like the only food option at all past midnite, but it looks horrible.

I believe Burger King is open 24/7 on fig and imperial, on the opposite corner there's a mcdonalds that closes at 2 am.

[ChrisPoontang]

I stop at that popeyes on occasion usually in the morning hours like 6. I would say the quality is or miss leaning towards decent most of the time. Not much available at that time.

Yep, its either Jack in the Crack or McDonalds in that area at that time.

I always find Popeyes ridiculously greasy.

[Twopops]

I agree with you on broadway and 108th, the guy who runs it has some pride. He gives me shit if I do not park straight in the lines. There is also the new gage on gage and fig across from the gas station. This place is generally availble for quick fuk rates, but note that the fucken manager is there to escort you out. The only thing more awkward than some fucken motel manager watching you walk out with full monger strut is when they have to tell curse-shaw he aint getting no 35 million a year with his horseshit playoff performance.

I am glad we can discuss this issue.

Has anyone here ever eaten anything from the popeyes? It is like the only food option at all past midnite, but it looks horrible.

I stop at that popeyes on occasion usually in the morning hours like 6. I would say the quality is or miss leaning towards decent most of the time. Not much available at that time.

[Member #5794]

I have used 108th and Broadway several times, most times didn't even need an I'd. Their keeping your I'd must be a new policy. The place on Hoover and 70th (Foxxy Inn, I believe) isn't really that bad. The rooms are crappy, but so are most of the hourly rooms you might get. There used to be one on 59th and Broadway, don't know if it is still there. There is another one on Vermont just past Century, it is where I used to go with Alex when she was my regular. As far as conditions, I totally agree with you. My suggestion for the less experienced would be to try to date a daywalker (usually out from 3 pm until around 9 pm) first before trying your luck at night.

I agree with you on broadway and 108th, the guy who runs it has some pride. He gives me shit if I do not park straight in the lines. There is also the new gage on gage and fig across from the gas station. This place is generally availble for quick fuk rates, but note that the fucken manager is there to escort you out. The only thing more awkward than some fucken motel manager watching you walk out with full monger strut is when they have to tell curse-shaw he aint getting no 35 million a year with his horseshit playoff performance.

I am glad we can discuss this issue.

Has anyone here ever eaten anything from the popeyes? It is like the only food option at all past midnite, but it looks horrible.

[ChrisPoontang]

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Thanks for the offer but it's not my thing though good luck with that.

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[Marlowe]

As a sort of MPSA (monger public service announcement), I am going to give some mongering lessons. I am open to criticism.

1. Fig in General. I know lots of dudes here swear by the fig, but for your beginners, note that fig is a terrible street for mongering. About the only good thing on fig is that the girls are there in critical mass, it is a confined track (about 2. 5 miles from fig and gage to fig and century). The main bad thing, other than the very dicey area that is fig (more on that later), is that fig is a challenging street to monger on, at least in 2018. First, fig is only two driveable lanes with a middle turning lane. The far right lane on each side is given to parking. Contrast that with sepulveda in the valley which has three dedicated traffic lanes. It is just very hard to navigate. Plus, fig at mongering hours. Like from 11 pm on, must be one of the busiest streets in L. A. Other than perhaps wilshire in korea town or wee-ho, I am sure that the fig track is the most crowded. I do not recall making a left turn on fig from the side streets. And speaking of the side streets, for an absolutely horrific area of town, the residential side streets are full and narrow. Except for 98th street and perhaps in think 92, it is very hard to drive through the side streets. The streets east of fig in the hottie gallery are horrible. Slightly better are those on the west of fig in the hottie gallery. But, when you get to the 80's, the streets both east and west of fig are narrow as my mind. Scooping up girls requires aggression and a touch of autism. You are going to have to stop on a side street and deal with mongers up your ass. It is very difficult to get a girl to actually come on the fig and scoop her off the sidewalk. I will not go full racist and comment on the driving habits of the locals on fig, but let's just say the IQ on fig is probably low 80's. Limit lines, rights of way, stop signs, signaling, all of these do not exist. I think that the locals are too dumb to know how to do this.

2. Lodging. I am firmly against car dating. ,There is simply no way to be assured of even decent customer service in a car fuk. The chances of being robbed go way up. It takes a really nice girl to let you really get your dick on and shit in a car. Plus, because fig is so crowded and because you never car date on fig or on the side streets adjacent to fig w / o going at least past denver to the west or flower to the east, you end up car dating in front of some dude's house or some homeless guy's area. It is part of the reason I do not go to fig much. It seems like the girls never have a room, and you need to burn the cost of a room (I use that word liberally) at the cost of at least 25 bucks.

So, you are going to need a place. The best option is to have a nice one lined up before hand. I have seen some airbnb places but the cheapest is 75 a night, and I can just see the hassle you may have with some do gooder if you bring hoohaas in. There are actually very few motels on fig that rent by the hour. I know that new bay (83rd) and the 4 star (74th) do not rent hourly. The ones that do are horrible. There is the flight, which is hell. There is the parlour, but every time I go there, the brother at the front desk says it is full. There is the place on broadway and 108th but they ask for and keep your I'd (as does flight) and who eve designed this place put a basketball hoop in the parking lot. A very bad mixed use of parking and recreation. There are shitloads of motels on fig but the city has been cracking down on hourly rentals and it is a landlord's market. I think the best business is to rent these shitholes to real civilians. I think people atually stay on fig to save the 40-60 bucks a nighr rather than staying close to LAX.

Some girls have told me they stay at the place on hoover and 70th, but it looks very murderous.

Be prepared, unless you like the awkwardness of car dating, to spend money that could otherwise be devoted to pussy on a shitty room.

From my reports, you can see that I plan ahead and get a room at the new bay. The new bay is decently clean, has marginal parking and the girls really like it.

3. Preparations. Bring your own covers. Yes, most girls have them and will want to use their covers, but going shopping on fig is just insane. I will not even get gas there. Even though it is about 10 percent cheaper. I just know that some day some monger is going to be gunned down with a three pack of trojans in his hand, having been mistaken for carrying a piece.

I have used 108th and Broadway several times, most times didn't even need an I'd. Their keeping your I'd must be a new policy. The place on Hoover and 70th (Foxxy Inn, I believe) isn't really that bad. The rooms are crappy, but so are most of the hourly rooms you might get. There used to be one on 59th and Broadway, don't know if it is still there. There is another one on Vermont just past Century, it is where I used to go with Alex when she was my regular. As far as conditions, I totally agree with you. My suggestion for the less experienced would be to try to date a daywalker (usually out from 3 pm until around 9 pm) first before trying your luck at night.