Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[Hippo1]

Haven't been out in a week or two. What are the streets like right now?

[PriscillaM]

What happened to these videos?

I am thinking that pornhub is moderated and you are not supposed to put driver's ed videos up in the amateur section?

[YoungInRi]

Vids of my adventures and girls on fig.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/legend.../videos/public

What happened to these videos?

[Darkcat]

[Deleted by Admin]

Why are you writing a report about how a guy picks up hookers?

If you do that again I'm going to have to put you on moderation.

A2

[HapaBoy86]

This dude has like 4 videos with pretty good quality of SW https://youtu.be/SPtW5F1iVU4.

I wouldn't be surprised if this dood is a pi*p?

[Enward1]

This dude has like 4 videos with pretty good quality of SW https://youtu.be/SPtW5F1iVU4.

[CoryBekem]

Vids of my adventures and girls on fig.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/legend.../videos/public

It seems so comfortable for her haha. I was thinking bench seats or something.

[CarlosBot]

Vids of my adventures and girls on fig.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/legend.../videos/public

[MongerSeeker]

Finding good looking WSW's or LSW's in socal is very difficult these days. I met this on redhead named Angie in late Nov or early December. I have been seeing this one WSW in TJ. The sad & ironic thing is that she best looking WSW I have seen. There is few other low grade or fat WSW's I have seen when I was up there a few months ago. TJ seems to be out since there is lockdown. i may head up LA & see if can find any good WSW's or LSW's worth picking up.

So the great WSW hunt continues. I rolled on to fig around 11 pm, which is early, as in like blue plate special early. I got off on gage and fig and rolled south on fig. The hottie gallery had maybe like 6 gals. I checked into the 110 motel on Florence just before hoover, got set up with snacks, rubbers and a chess table in case any girl was so inclined. And I rolled.

I wanted to avoid the hottie gallery, so I went up to the 80's and 90's. Totally dead. Weir. D.

I then went south of century. I express derision for this part of the track. Although left and right turns are legal (by the way, LAPD is doing a fucken James harden on defense job enforcing those signs, every fucken monger, including the pimps in their fuken gold tinted Nissan maximas were violating the law on those), the girls fucken stand right on the side street. Makes it very hard to scoop as you cannot get a good look without the girl coming up to you and discussing the reasons that R0 has not dropped below 1 even after quarantines. For instance, who was the Latina marsupial and her friends camped on 103. Man she had a pooch. But I got a look of a white blonde WSW in a mini skirt at 102, she looked like big bird, I did not see her again.

There were at least 4 girls there. I kept going up and down fig, trying to avoid the hottie gallery, but by 1130 I was there like a piece of sidewalk furniture. It was pretty bad. There were a few cute BSW on the east side of fig, but I was looking for boneless skinless WSW. I finally saw a redhead petite trailer trash on 69, and there was not much traffic. Like a pussy I did not pull the illegal right turn and she started running at a car and by the time I you turned it on denver she was gone. I probably wasted another hour just going up and down the track. What was maddening is the LSW head trips. There were two sets of LSW in pairs. One of them was cute, the other one looked like a fucken Walmart shift supervisor. The first one, I rolled up and she was like are you a cop, I said no, she said touch me, so I touched her and she touched my hand. She says what do you want, I said, please getto in el carro. She said what do you want to do, and I was like, I wanted to do a traffic survey with her and have her count cars at red lights. Actually, I just said get in and we can talk when you are in the car. She said no, we will talk now. I knew she could not be a cop, but this was disconcerting, almost like she did not want to be picked up. So I drove on. This happened later with a much hotter LSW who asked me "how much do you have on you" like I am a patient going in for a medical procedure and she can employ monopolistic pricing in blatant violation of 15 USC 1.

Finally, the white redhead was on 69 again and I scooped her. She got in and I said I have a room at the 110. She did not know where it was, but when I mentioned LEO was shackling a brother on Florence she advised me to go through 70th to avoid the frackas.

Her name is amber, she is from Sacramento but has this gnarly southern accent and used the and word after we were done to describe where the motel was at to her "ride". Anyhow, this girl is pretty mixed bag. She has a tat on her clavicle that I think says "zoiko" she has a Bush that is auburn. We did for 100 a clinically acceptable CBJ, she did not take her top off (she was wearing a short and blouse set) and then we did missionary. First me on top horizontal and her pussy has that groove like when you go in all the way, the cock goes down like you are on the pirates Caribbean on the second fall. It was good, but I figured I might be under time pressure so I figured let me try to stand up. So we switched and then some really harsh pussy stank hit me. I tried to nut boys, but it was like trying to smell roses in a fish market. I kept pounding and after a while she called time and I just pulled out. I did not nut, but it counts as a WSW I think. Her ride picked her up from "the place across from the McDonalds with all the and words".

I then drove fig for what probably was 2 hours. At 130 the hottie gallery was as impacted as a elephant's bowels with an upper gi infection. Streets like 65 and 69 were 10 deep and there were never more than 4 gals on any one block. I doubt there were even 20 gals total in the hg during that time. Plus, LAPD scheduled an aggressive driving training course schedule and you were lucky if you did not get run over by an SUV. And the fucking nerve of mongers using kia sorrentos as performance vehicles in complete defiance of the car and motor advice that it is a family car was awful. There were no WSW that I saw, so I went south.

The 80's and 90's picked up and there were actually some girls just south of Manchester. There were the usual packs of BSW performing four man assault drills and just getting up on you. One literally was trying to get in my car.

Then I saw this WSW next to this black girl. The black girl was wearing a track suit with fluorescent stripes. So I roll up on the white girl and she gets close and says hi how are you doing, and then I notice that she looks like Morgans from the end of Excalibur. This girl was brunette slim, completely high and she thought she knew me. Then she realized she did not know me and almost spilled into my car, tits first. I drove the fuck off.

I kept driving and there was nothing other than a slim black gal with really bad teeth and I think Carrie, the white girl with glasses who posts on here. She was by the taco stand on like 88th a lot. I even got out to walk by her to see how mediocre she really is.

I kept going and going, finally like at 300 I returned to the hottie gallery. It was COMPLETELY empty. Like someone bombed it. No girls no mongers, nothing. Was there a memorial service or something? LAPD was not even there.

So I went south again and hooked up with tea, a half Filipina half black gal. She asked for 80 and I gave her 100. She did not rush me and she peed (squirted) on me after hr orgasms. She then jerked me off all over the motel room floor.

This was like 500 am and I decided to leave the fig. One last drive though the HG and of course there were some hot LSW but I was tapped out.

Total bill was 100 for the room and 200 for the hunt. I plan on doing this monthly.

[FlyWhyteGuy007]

Saw that too on the East side towards the 110. About 50 cars & SUVs, and a helicopter. Some LEO were carrying crowd control rifles that shoot out tear gas grenades.

I was thinking hostage situation.

I saw the chick in the all black with the red hair a few hours ago.

She had on the same shit she was wearing in that pic.

Looked like she could use a shower imo.

[PriscillaM]

I think you nailed it; like the kid that said that the emperor had no clothes

In accordance with the mayor's guidance, I will be handing out masks on the corner of fig and 65th on Saturday night.

[Livinitup]

LOL. Every paragraph has some homophobic, ethnic, racist, political, or liberal-themed dig or jab. If you can whittle away the pointless ramblings and failed attempt at humor, he makes some good points about the negotiation part though, and they work on all kinds of hookers, from street hoes to high end pussy. As long as you have not relinquished the money, control the situation, don't let these chicks push you around, and prepare to cut bait and move on to the next fish if you are not satisfied with the terms.

-Steak.

I think you nailed it; like the kid that said that the emperor had no clothes.

[PriscillaM]

So the great WSW hunt continues. I rolled on to fig around 11 pm, which is early, as in like blue plate special early. I got off on gage and fig and rolled south on fig. The hottie gallery had maybe like 6 gals. I checked into the 110 motel on Florence just before hoover, got set up with snacks, rubbers and a chess table in case any girl was so inclined. And I rolled.

I wanted to avoid the hottie gallery, so I went up to the 80's and 90's. Totally dead. Weir. D.

I then went south of century. I express derision for this part of the track. Although left and right turns are legal (by the way, LAPD is doing a fucken James harden on defense job enforcing those signs, every fucken monger, including the pimps in their fuken gold tinted Nissan maximas were violating the law on those), the girls fucken stand right on the side street. Makes it very hard to scoop as you cannot get a good look without the girl coming up to you and discussing the reasons that R0 has not dropped below 1 even after quarantines. For instance, who was the Latina marsupial and her friends camped on 103. Man she had a pooch. But I got a look of a white blonde WSW in a mini skirt at 102, she looked like big bird, I did not see her again.

There were at least 4 girls there. I kept going up and down fig, trying to avoid the hottie gallery, but by 1130 I was there like a piece of sidewalk furniture. It was pretty bad. There were a few cute BSW on the east side of fig, but I was looking for boneless skinless WSW. I finally saw a redhead petite trailer trash on 69, and there was not much traffic. Like a pussy I did not pull the illegal right turn and she started running at a car and by the time I you turned it on denver she was gone. I probably wasted another hour just going up and down the track. What was maddening is the LSW head trips. There were two sets of LSW in pairs. One of them was cute, the other one looked like a fucken Walmart shift supervisor. The first one, I rolled up and she was like are you a cop, I said no, she said touch me, so I touched her and she touched my hand. She says what do you want, I said, please getto in el carro. She said what do you want to do, and I was like, I wanted to do a traffic survey with her and have her count cars at red lights. Actually, I just said get in and we can talk when you are in the car. She said no, we will talk now. I knew she could not be a cop, but this was disconcerting, almost like she did not want to be picked up. So I drove on. This happened later with a much hotter LSW who asked me "how much do you have on you" like I am a patient going in for a medical procedure and she can employ monopolistic pricing in blatant violation of 15 USC 1.

Finally, the white redhead was on 69 again and I scooped her. She got in and I said I have a room at the 110. She did not know where it was, but when I mentioned LEO was shackling a brother on Florence she advised me to go through 70th to avoid the frackas.

Her name is amber, she is from Sacramento but has this gnarly southern accent and used the and word after we were done to describe where the motel was at to her "ride". Anyhow, this girl is pretty mixed bag. She has a tat on her clavicle that I think says "zoiko" she has a Bush that is auburn. We did for 100 a clinically acceptable CBJ, she did not take her top off (she was wearing a short and blouse set) and then we did missionary. First me on top horizontal and her pussy has that groove like when you go in all the way, the cock goes down like you are on the pirates Caribbean on the second fall. It was good, but I figured I might be under time pressure so I figured let me try to stand up. So we switched and then some really harsh pussy stank hit me. I tried to nut boys, but it was like trying to smell roses in a fish market. I kept pounding and after a while she called time and I just pulled out. I did not nut, but it counts as a WSW I think. Her ride picked her up from "the place across from the McDonalds with all the and words".

I then drove fig for what probably was 2 hours. At 130 the hottie gallery was as impacted as a elephant's bowels with an upper gi infection. Streets like 65 and 69 were 10 deep and there were never more than 4 gals on any one block. I doubt there were even 20 gals total in the hg during that time. Plus, LAPD scheduled an aggressive driving training course schedule and you were lucky if you did not get run over by an SUV. And the fucking nerve of mongers using kia sorrentos as performance vehicles in complete defiance of the car and motor advice that it is a family car was awful. There were no WSW that I saw, so I went south.

The 80's and 90's picked up and there were actually some girls just south of Manchester. There were the usual packs of BSW performing four man assault drills and just getting up on you. One literally was trying to get in my car.

Then I saw this WSW next to this black girl. The black girl was wearing a track suit with fluorescent stripes. So I roll up on the white girl and she gets close and says hi how are you doing, and then I notice that she looks like Morgans from the end of Excalibur. This girl was brunette slim, completely high and she thought she knew me. Then she realized she did not know me and almost spilled into my car, tits first. I drove the fuck off.

I kept driving and there was nothing other than a slim black gal with really bad teeth and I think Carrie, the white girl with glasses who posts on here. She was by the taco stand on like 88th a lot. I even got out to walk by her to see how mediocre she really is.

I kept going and going, finally like at 300 I returned to the hottie gallery. It was COMPLETELY empty. Like someone bombed it. No girls no mongers, nothing. Was there a memorial service or something? LAPD was not even there.

So I went south again and hooked up with tea, a half Filipina half black gal. She asked for 80 and I gave her 100. She did not rush me and she peed (squirted) on me after hr orgasms. She then jerked me off all over the motel room floor.

This was like 500 am and I decided to leave the fig. One last drive though the HG and of course there were some hot LSW but I was tapped out.

Total bill was 100 for the room and 200 for the hunt. I plan on doing this monthly.

[Christophe1]

Really missing those super sized SW's that look like Instagram models, but on drugs. Haven't seen any in a while. Always pick up the Samoan girls when I see them. They tend to have huge asses.

Your right. Haven't seen many thick ladies lately. Big asses scare me because I just think they will smell like shit.

The peak of Fig maxed 2 Mondays ago. The streets were near empty and the corners were full of SWs. I got an NP number, and another who turned out to be a small business owner that was forced to shutter her restaurant. I love skinny, but many out there look pretty generic with long fake lashes and long fake wigs. At night there hasn't been as much flesh shown as there were a few years back when women were out naked or in complete see-trough outfits.

2 Mondays ago though there were two OMGOL. Thick and thin at the same time with asses you could serve a dinner on. Amazing to watch their asses and tits jiggling like a symphonic expression of art. Sadly, those two disappeared.

Fun fact: Twerk Trap. Hook.

SW activates crosswalk OR 1 steps into traffic and slowly walks across the street, may even stop in the middle and turn around.

SW Crew on side streets initiates the bend over and present butts. Twerking ensues.

Lately, the women are so bored that they just stand there twerking for one another. Seems like diminishing returns out there so I am isolating with the NP.

Trade Tip: Risk Off Fridays are good buying days.

[Dac007]

Really missing those super sized SW's that look like Instagram models, but on drugs. Haven't seen any in a while. Always pick up the Samoan girls when I see them. They tend to have huge asses.

I no longer live in LA but I visit at least 7-10 time per year. I remember how it used to be about 6 years ago, just about everything you could ask for was out there, some of the girls were serious 7's, 8's and you might run into a 9. I've been there 4 times since Oct, while it was still busy with plenty of girls, the quality has seemed to decline, most of them were skinny, I love thick ones so it has been a struggle and I wind up spending more time out there looking for the one. The hottest one I've ever seen out there was in January at about 3 pm in the afternoon. Couldn't see her then, of course she flaked out when I tried to hook up with her later.