Escort Reports

[PriscillaM]

Well that was. "helpful" LOL.

Sorry for being obtuse, jenny is kind of a legend. Here is her linkage.

https://www.eros.com/california/los_...es/3702880.htm

https://www.thatmall.com/jenny/

As they say, if as many dicks as were in her were sticking out, she would be a porcupine.

[Frank Dallas]

I think Jenny in the valley is for you. If you are monger number 2000, you get a free mcchicken.

Well that was. "helpful" LOL.

[PriscillaM]

I am not going to comment on immigration, but anyone try this refugee.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/205746

[PriscillaM]

Yes, I have RFF. I'm going to be in LA for one night at the end of January, laying over after a 30 hour masked journey from Asia, not even counting the 5 hour hell ride to get to the airport.

If anyone has a hotel reccomendation near LAX and Med Men it would be appreciated. Or a better dispensary, $1 a gram weed is $1 a gram weed and I'm getting tired of it (although you can't complain about Nepalese Hash for $5 a gram).

I have been eating Asian food for almost 18 months with an Bangkok Russian (she was probably Uzbek, most of them are) interlude a year ago. Managed a Somali too, but other than that its been sideways, me so hawney you hansum man. And outside my fav BJ Bars in Bangkok, the quality of the SE Asia hooker fellatio is appaling. And, since Bangkok is locked down, there is no more "oh lets catch a $27 BJ before dinner" anymore.

So my friends I suffer with grievous bunkweedblueballs syndrome. Thank god I am an American and can just show up!

So I need some reccomendations, if anyone cares to, which can be done by PM if you so chose as to one or more who are slim (I hate the modern bubble butts), white or Latina, blonde would be great, can suck a golfball through a garden hose and is PSE. I'd even love a real Russian..

I think Jenny in the valley is for you. If you are monger number 2000, you get a free mcchicken.

[PriscillaM]

So, based on this one, I have concluded that the worst drugs for hoes are 1. Meth / heroin / fentanyl / cocaine / klondike bars, 2. Alcohol, 3. Weed.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/159710

This one. I think she goes by "phelony fawx" in her porn career, does a massage with handie for 220 in a Hollywood high rise.

The pro on her is that she temps you with a temp gun that showed that I was 91.5 degrees.

The cons are is that she is a total drunk. The pad she is in is clean as an Operating Room in any county but L. A. (and you wonder why there are so many nosocomial infections). I started texting her at 1113 pm and we did not start our sesh until 100 am ish.

It was like texting someone with a catastrophic brain injury. She said she was busy clerning her place. Mu guess is she was having her stomach pumped from all the jack Daniels.

Anyhow, the pictures are her. She is ghetto as the arco on fig and gage. The tats are there, I have no fucken idea what any of them mean, as in you could watch the guns and roses video for don't cry 1000 times and you would have more insight than the concepts behind her tattoos (like one is 1776). I did not get into her dislike for the brothers, but it is prominent in her ad. She did not ask me and I am black from the waist down.

Her face looks like she is practicing sliding head first into home base. Her body looks like she is eating all the food being thrown out of the closed restaurants.

She does terrible dick work and you are on this lay down couch. She spits on your dick which is nice, but no head. She has a menu like the cheesecake factory so you can fuck her and nut on her face, for like 600 or something.

She rushed me, natch, and I was out in 45 minutes. She had lots of towels.

[Frank Dallas]

Yes, I have RFF. I'm going to be in LA for one night at the end of January, laying over after a 30 hour masked journey from Asia, not even counting the 5 hour hell ride to get to the airport.

If anyone has a hotel reccomendation near LAX and Med Men it would be appreciated. Or a better dispensary, $1 a gram weed is $1 a gram weed and I'm getting tired of it (although you can't complain about Nepalese Hash for $5 a gram).

I have been eating Asian food for almost 18 months with an Bangkok Russian (she was probably Uzbek, most of them are) interlude a year ago. Managed a Somali too, but other than that its been sideways, me so hawney you hansum man. And outside my fav BJ Bars in Bangkok, the quality of the SE Asia hooker fellatio is appaling. And, since Bangkok is locked down, there is no more "oh lets catch a $27 BJ before dinner" anymore.

So my friends I suffer with grievous bunkweedblueballs syndrome. Thank god I am an American and can just show up!

So I need some reccomendations, if anyone cares to, which can be done by PM if you so chose as to one or more who are slim (I hate the modern bubble butts), white or Latina, blonde would be great, can suck a golfball through a garden hose and is PSE. I'd even love a real Russian.

I don't care about price as long as its not stupid. I am always available for advice about SE Asia BTW.

[HitNQuit805]

Good, perhaps you can provide that booker's website / info etc for everyone since the one I have for her doesn't advertise at all and strictly provides pics via text. Only agenda is trying to steer people in the right direction since I can't give out the direct number.

Haha I find it funny when someone with 8 posts is wary of someone with 200+ LOL.

[Tomatillo]

I saw her as Michelle. Didn't need to search for so called UTR agency.

I'm starting to suspect an agenda.

Good, perhaps you can provide that booker's website / info etc for everyone since the one I have for her doesn't advertise at all and strictly provides pics via text. Only agenda is trying to steer people in the right direction since I can't give out the direct number.

[MrJohnJohn]

I saw her as Michelle. Didn't need to search for so called UTR agency.

I'm starting to suspect an agenda.

Here is one that I've seen recently and stumbling upon these agencies are well worth the time and effort. Good luck although I gave a big hint in my previous posts.

[GuyMon]

Has anyone tried this place yet? I'm looking for some k agency but was curious if the girls who work here are young and attractive.

https://www.kittyads.com/2AsianGirlsBestServicelw6

[LostLimit]

Has anyone seen this girl. Looks hot as hell. Located in hollywood.

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...scorts/1887552

[Tomatillo]

Here is one that I've seen recently and stumbling upon these agencies are well worth the time and effort. Good luck although I gave a big hint in my previous posts.

[TrolleyDodger]

Never had a Nubian but always wanted to. How's her incall area, environment wise? GFE? Screening? Thanks.

Crappy incall but not unsafe. Didn't try dfk, all I need is a BBBJ and I'll take either cfs or BBFS afterwards. Screening wise, she requested a face pic, I sent one with shades and a mask, marking up over 95% of my face in the pic. Guess she just wanted to make sure I wasn't texting from the Sheriffs station.

[PriscillaM]

Was in LA last week. Booked a 1 hour with mistress Paige. Found her on https://afterdarkads.com in the dom section.

Total ripoff. Her site says she does regular escort sessions, and is also a dominatrix provider.

Basically she spent 20 min trying to sell me on letting her wip me and call me names. I was very clear I was looking for a FS escort booking when I set the date up.

She tried shaming me for that, and basically told me I was a POS for looking for that, but if I "repent" and let her dominate me and make me her *****. I would feel better and look better in her eyes.

As though I give a crap what a person who does what she does thinks of me.

Anyhow. Mistress Paige is a no go for me.

Really shit on my trip, as there was not much budget for mongering.

Anyhow. YMMV, but I'd really avoid guys.

I would have called you names for free. I never ever understood the whole guys being whipped and dominated. At the fish counter I take a lot of abuse from customers but manage to take some out on my coworkers. I guess the theory is that men in position of power have this I'd / subconscious need to be mistreated.

[JerryJocko]

Was in LA last week. Booked a 1 hour with mistress Paige. Found her on https://afterdarkads.com in the dom section.

Total ripoff. Her site says she does regular escort sessions, and is also a dominatrix provider.

Basically she spent 20 min trying to sell me on letting her wip me and call me names. I was very clear I was looking for a FS escort booking when I set the date up.

She tried shaming me for that, and basically told me I was a POS for looking for that, but if I "repent" and let her dominate me and make me her *****. I would feel better and look better in her eyes.

As though I give a crap what a person who does what she does thinks of me.

Anyhow. Mistress Paige is a no go for me.

Really shit on my trip, as there was not much budget for mongering.

Anyhow. YMMV, but I'd really avoid guys.