Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Sixty** · 05-18-17 17:28

Originally Posted by DallasCowboys8 [View Original Post]

Finally I end up driving around and end up at Pink Aroma Therapy. <snip> He puts me in the room and tells me to wait.<snip> I'm pretty bewildered at why there was no hint of action or test of any kind to see if I was interested in any other services. I definitely know that the "therapy" I received was a joke and I don't think any reasonable person would pay $40 or more for someone to scoot a warm beanbag over you. Maybe I didn't know the code word or they thought I was LE but I was terribly disappointed in what they provided. No action what so ever and I wasted both my time and money. Just thought I'd share so others don't waste their time either.

You don't mention what you did while you were waiting, but if you did not remove all clothing and lie on the table, then there would probably be no action for you. These places specifically don't want to end up with Curious Joe Public who walks in to find out what this "Aromatherapy" is all about, and walks out in shock because the provider touched his junk. Since there is no reason at all to get naked for aromatherapy, doing so shows them that you know what the real deal is. If you don't get nekked, they may not take a risk.

You also did the exact two things that LE would do: 1) asked about a massage (they aren't licensed for it), 2) expressed curiosity about actual aromatherapy (mongers aren't there for aromatherapy!) If you go into the room, strip down, and make it clear what you're therefore (without requesting illegal activity or touching the provider) you will get better results.

Or given that this is the second such story I've read this week (see also Blue in Chatsworth / Canoga Park), it is possible that some places have opened up just to be clip joints. That seems very unlikely.

**Deli Tacos** · 05-18-17 05:27

Good evening gents.

Went to this place couple days ago, around 8 pm at night.

Old asian lady seemed to be Korean, greeted me with a surprised eyes and asked me hold on a minute. Waitwd about 6 minutes she says come in and hh for. 5 gave her the money and waited in the room. Waited for another couple minutes a hot looking latina showed up. Her name was Vanessa and she did some massage for a bit and folloqed usual routine. She asked for 1. 2 but gave her 1. 0 for FS she did it anyway. She does her start up with BJ and man she knows how to do BJ. I left her. 4 tip since I was satified and would return again. (She said she only works on Monday) happy hunting gents.

**Deli Tacos** · 05-18-17 05:24

Good evening gents.

Went to this place couple days ago, around 8 pm at night.

Old asian lady seemed to be Korean, greeted me with a surprised eyes and asked me hold on a minute. Waitwd about 6 minutes she says come in and hh for. 5 gave her the money and waited in the room. Waited for another couple minutes a hot looking latina showed up. Her name was Vanessa and she did some massage for a bit and folloqed usual routine. She asked for 1. 2 but gave her 1. 0 for FS she did it anyway. Man she does her start up with BJ and man she knows how to do BJ. I left her. 4 tip since I was satified and would return again. (She said she only works on Monday) happy hunting gents.

**Dildo Baggens** · 05-16-17 12:53

Well, Having never been there myself, just reading about it has certainly elevated my olfactory awareness to stay very clear of this sham of faux Potpourri! Nice review. To bad it turned south. You just saved a lot of Mongers from certain pain and suffering.

Baggens.

Originally Posted by DallasCowboys8 [View Original Post]

From out of town so decided to check out the scene. Looked up massage on BP (look in Orange County for Anaheim places) and found lots of MP's that I thought had potential but when I drove to some places they seemed pretty dumpy and / or closed. Went to W. Broadway first but nobody answered the door at King's Massage and it was around 2 pm. It actually says King Acupuncture on the outside and they looked closed. This is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...f-new/92340937.

Went next door to #8 since it had a neon sign that said massage and being a moth to a flame I had to check it out since it was open. An older Chinese lady (maybe early 40's) greeted me and said it was only her and another girl there at the time. I wasn't into her looks and she wasn't that friendly so I left. Here is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ay-8/113814398.

Finally I end up driving around and end up at Pink Aroma Therapy. I remember seeing their ad and thought, wow, this is a front for some good action. http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...1059/113924758.

Got there and saw the neon signs, tinted windows and a guy just leaving. Seems like an environment I'm familiar with so head into the place. It's a little dark inside and there candles and incense for sale and signs all over the place that say "No Massage". I'm curious as to what's about to go down when a guy comes out and says you want half an hour? I say sure and make like I know the drill and hand him. 4 as the house fee. He puts me in the room and tells me to wait.

I end up waiting a good 5 minutes before I hear some heels walking to the room. A nice looking Latina in her mid 30's comes in with blond hair, nice rack supported by a sports bra and some tight leggings. I think this could be good so am eager to get started. She tells me to lie on the bed and I say I've never had aroma therapy before so I don't know what to expect. Is it like a massage? She says No, no massage! I'm like ok, I got it and hop on the bed. Next thing she pulls out this heated bean bag and starts placing it on my arms, legs and back. I say place because there was absolutely no pressure to it and it was literally like she was pushing a warm bean bag around my body. Nothing sensual about it, no massage, no connection or effort to make it a nice experience. She disappears after she rolled the bean bag on my back for 10 minutes. A few minutes later she returns without saying anything and tells me to flip over. I'm thinking finally, we can get to the good stuff. But she just pulls out another warm bean bag and rolls it over the front of my body now that I'm laying on my back. She does this for another 10 minutes and asked if I'm relaxed. I say um, I guess so and she continues to place the stupid bean bag on different areas of my body without coming close to the jewels. Next thing I know, the knock comes. She packs up her bean bags and leaves.

I'm pretty bewildered at why there was no hint of action or test of any kind to see if I was interested in any other services. I definitely know that the "therapy" I received was a joke and I don't think any reasonable person would pay $40 or more for someone to scoot a warm beanbag over you. Maybe I didn't know the code word or they thought I was LE but I was terribly disappointed in what they provided. No action what so ever and I wasted both my time and money. Just thought I'd share so others don't waste their time either.

**DallasCowboys8** · 05-14-17 10:23

From out of town so decided to check out the scene. Looked up massage on BP (look in Orange County for Anaheim places) and found lots of MP's that I thought had potential but when I drove to some places they seemed pretty dumpy and / or closed. Went to W. Broadway first but nobody answered the door at King's Massage and it was around 2 pm. It actually says King Acupuncture on the outside and they looked closed. This is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...f-new/92340937.

Went next door to #8 since it had a neon sign that said massage and being a moth to a flame I had to check it out since it was open. An older Chinese lady (maybe early 40's) greeted me and said it was only her and another girl there at the time. I wasn't into her looks and she wasn't that friendly so I left. Here is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ay-8/113814398.

Finally I end up driving around and end up at Pink Aroma Therapy. I remember seeing their ad and thought, wow, this is a front for some good action. http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...1059/113924758.

Got there and saw the neon signs, tinted windows and a guy just leaving. Seems like an environment I'm familiar with so head into the place. It's a little dark inside and there candles and incense for sale and signs all over the place that say "No Massage". I'm curious as to what's about to go down when a guy comes out and says you want half an hour? I say sure and make like I know the drill and hand him. 4 as the house fee. He puts me in the room and tells me to wait.

I end up waiting a good 5 minutes before I hear some heels walking to the room. A nice looking Latina in her mid 30's comes in with blond hair, nice rack supported by a sports bra and some tight leggings. I think this could be good so am eager to get started. She tells me to lie on the bed and I say I've never had aroma therapy before so I don't know what to expect. Is it like a massage? She says No, no massage! I'm like ok, I got it and hop on the bed. Next thing she pulls out this heated bean bag and starts placing it on my arms, legs and back. I say place because there was absolutely no pressure to it and it was literally like she was pushing a warm bean bag around my body. Nothing sensual about it, no massage, no connection or effort to make it a nice experience. She disappears after she rolled the bean bag on my back for 10 minutes. A few minutes later she returns without saying anything and tells me to flip over. I'm thinking finally, we can get to the good stuff. But she just pulls out another warm bean bag and rolls it over the front of my body now that I'm laying on my back. She does this for another 10 minutes and asked if I'm relaxed. I say um, I guess so and she continues to place the stupid bean bag on different areas of my body without coming close to the jewels. Next thing I know, the knock comes. She packs up her bean bags and leaves.

I'm pretty bewildered at why there was no hint of action or test of any kind to see if I was interested in any other services. I definitely know that the "therapy" I received was a joke and I don't think any reasonable person would pay $40 or more for someone to scoot a warm beanbag over you. Maybe I didn't know the code word or they thought I was LE but I was terribly disappointed in what they provided. No action what so ever and I wasted both my time and money. Just thought I'd share so others don't waste their time either.

**WJ247** · 04-24-17 18:57

Passion is still good!

50 for 45 min.

40 for FS and the massage was decent. No rush and Thai (I think) tech.

I didn't catch her name unfortunately, lots of make up but still kind of cute.

Very nice body with fake boobs.

I dropped in about 11:30 am and no wait.

That strip plaza is being renovated right now, so it looks kinda closed.

Laters,

Wj.

**ValleyGuy888** · 03-31-17 13:05

Hi guys,

Generally I have visited GA Massage for decent BBBJCIM. Have you guys found other gems in the area without busting the bank?

**OCTatts** · 03-30-17 19:28

Checked out Tanya at Passion on Katella and Nutwood. Pretty hot looking European gal. Romanian I think.

**Grymm** · 03-21-17 17:42

Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]

I'm not one to judge as I've been there and done that too but so when my better brain prevails I just can justify paying the house fee and extra services of $210 unless I get top notch GFE with a fun and cute girl. Just my humble opinion. Sounds like you had fun!

TTM.

It was cool but I usually monger in 3rd world countries so the price was not my favorite either way still trying to learn my way around the states.

**The Tall Man** · 03-21-17 13:32

Originally Posted by Grymm [View Original Post]

Whats up guys I haven't posted in a long time just moved to Cali and starting to try the local cuisine. Dudes just finished here not a massage place at all you walk in pay for a room then get the girl I got a girl named Sammy super hot and young. It's 50 to get the room and then you work out with the girl. The girl I got did 60 for HJ 100 for BJ and 160 to fuck, a little high on prices but they get straight to the point play safe fellas.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...f-new/92381937

I'm not one to judge as I've been there and done that too but so when my better brain prevails I just can justify paying the house fee and extra services of $210 unless I get top notch GFE with a fun and cute girl. Just my humble opinion. Sounds like you had fun!

TTM.

**Dildo Baggens** · 03-21-17 02:09

11. Like all new popular rides, you'll need to acquire one of those fast passes earlier in the day, but alas there will still be a long line and delays when you show up because of mechanical difficulty.

Originally Posted by SteveStone123 [View Original Post]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

**Grymm** · 03-20-17 21:53

Whats up guys I haven't posted in a long time just moved to Cali and starting to try the local cuisine. Dudes just finished here not a massage place at all you walk in pay for a room then get the girl I got a girl named Sammy super hot and young. It's 50 to get the room and then you work out with the girl. The girl I got did 60 for HJ 100 for BJ and 160 to fuck, a little high on prices but they get straight to the point play safe fellas.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...f-new/92381937

**SteveStone123** · 03-19-17 08:15

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

**JerSeinfeld** · 03-02-17 03:02

Originally Posted by LuckyYu2004 [View Original Post]

C and C and holiday. Both Latina

I think both these places are closed now.

Try Passion. Has this really hot east European chick, Tanya or Sonya. . 4 for House and 1. 4 FS. 9 for CBJ.

**Member #5324** · 08-13-16 23:28

I recently spent a week in Anaheim. I was at one of the hotels by the conference center. I found three AMPs nearby, all within a few hundred yards of the intersection of Harbor and Orangewood. All a short walk from the hotel. Anaheim Gold Massage is strictly legit, but it is cheap and I got a few great massages there. After the first visit, I realized it was strictly legit so I chose to go there just for the massage. Paradise massage is in a strip shopping center and when I was greeted by a very cute viet girl in a short red dress, I thought I had hit the jackpot. But on the flip, she tried to get me to self serve. She kept her distance when I tried to go under the dress and grab her ass. When I said no to self service, you do it she did this strange thing where she wrapped my johnson in a washcloth and then she did the motion. Finally, she took it off and gave my johnson a pressure massage with just enough motion to get the job done. Afterwards, she was giggly and acted like this was the first time she had ever done this. I didn't go back because it was just too weird. She was really hot though. Finally, there is another place next door to Paradise located at 700 Orangewood called WI massage. Standard AMP service from an older but skilled provider. No air conditioning on a hot summer day made it less fun, but the masseuse was nice and service was exactly as one expects from an AMP.