Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5491]

Fellas,

I'm looking for an expert level massage with HE. Asian woman. Sexy. Younger that 40's. No more / no less.

What can you recommend?

[KitsapGreen]

Did you get anything new we missed out on? DFK, DATY, FIV or anything GFE? Or did you see someone new there?

Nothing different from the board's previous posts. I saw Jasmin.

[DreamFreez]

After reading this board, I decided to try Passion. I was not disappointed. PM me if you would like details.

Did you get anything new we missed out on? DFK, DATY, FIV or anything GFE? Or did you see someone new there?

[KitsapGreen]

After reading this board, I decided to try Passion. I was not disappointed. PM me if you would like details.

[The Tall Man]

Caliente Massage was unfortunately shut down before I had chance to visit it, and Pink was shut down before I could make my 3rd visit.

Does anyone know if any other Latina MPs have sprung up in their places since then?

Give it about two weeks and the will surface again, perhaps even same general area or a city over. It happens all the time.

TTM.

[Lovergrrl]

The worst things that could happen: 1) You get naked, and the place is legit, and the girl walks in and says, "Oh my god, what are you doing?" You feign ignorance, and leave.

Or you just lay there and laugh when you are naked and the lady comes in and shrieks, runs out and grabs a pair of those ugly oversized cotton shorts and actually puts them on you like she's your mother. Happened to me twice already, the last time 2 days ago. Needless to say the massage was shit with nothing even close to any satisfaction at the end. She never even had me flip. If I could have made a run for it at the first sight of those shorts I would have. Lesson learned.

[KevAmps]

Caliente Massage was unfortunately shut down before I had chance to visit it, and Pink was shut down before I could make my 3rd visit.

Does anyone know if any other Latina MPs have sprung up in their places since then?

[Mr Sixty]

<snip>My only wish was that she would have greeted me first, said to get undressed and then left the room. I would have gladly gotten naked after seeing her and would have been ready for her return.

<snip>They really should just change their name to relaxation spa and leave the damn room so I can get nekked and get busy!

Think of it from their perspective: If they tell you to undress, that could be perceived as solicitation. The most they might say is to get comfortable. Secondly, it's a cash business. They don't want to give you a "chance to bail. ".

The worst things that could happen: 1) You get naked, and the place is legit, and the girl walks in and says, "Oh my god, what are you doing?" You feign ignorance, and leave. 2) You get naked, and a horrific girl walks in, you say, "I'm sorry, never mind. " and either request someone else, or leave. No reason to run out like a criminal. 3) You get naked, and it is some sort of sting. As long as you haven't talked money or deed, just stick to your story that you didn't know, and just assumed it was like a massage. If they don't let you go, keep your mouth shut and lawyer up.

[KevAmps]

I had a somewhat similar experience on my first visit. The girl seemed very suspicious of me, and inquired whether it was my first time, with whom, how I had heard about the place, etc. I was surprised because at every (Asian) MP I had been to before this, about 5 or 6, I was able to get FS readily or a HE at least. Long story short, I returned the following week on the same day, got the same girl, and we finally got down to FS business.

I'm a little sad that Pink closed. My second visit was satisfactory (certainly more "passionate" than what I've experienced at AMPs), and I was looking forward to returning and trying some of its other providers.

From out of town so decided to check out the scene. Looked up massage on BP (look in Orange County for Anaheim places) and found lots of MP's that I thought had potential but when I drove to some places they seemed pretty dumpy and / or closed. Went to W. Broadway first but nobody answered the door at King's Massage and it was around 2 pm. It actually says King Acupuncture on the outside and they looked closed. This is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...f-new/92340937.

Went next door to #8 since it had a neon sign that said massage and being a moth to a flame I had to check it out since it was open. An older Chinese lady (maybe early 40's) greeted me and said it was only her and another girl there at the time. I wasn't into her looks and she wasn't that friendly so I left. Here is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ay-8/113814398.

Finally I end up driving around and end up at Pink Aroma Therapy. I remember seeing their ad and thought, wow, this is a front for some good action. http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...1059/113924758.

Got there and saw the neon signs, tinted windows and a guy just leaving. Seems like an environment I'm familiar with so head into the place. It's a little dark inside and there candles and incense for sale and signs all over the place that say "No Massage". I'm curious as to what's about to go down when a guy comes out and says you want half an hour? I say sure and make like I know the drill and hand him. 4 as the house fee. He puts me in the room and tells me to wait.

I end up waiting a good 5 minutes before I hear some heels walking to the room. A nice looking Latina in her mid 30's comes in with blond hair, nice rack supported by a sports bra and some tight leggings. I think this could be good so am eager to get started. She tells me to lie on the bed and I say I've never had aroma therapy before so I don't know what to expect. Is it like a massage? She says No, no massage! I'm like ok, I got it and hop on the bed. Next thing she pulls out this heated bean bag and starts placing it on my arms, legs and back. I say place because there was absolutely no pressure to it and it was literally like she was pushing a warm bean bag around my body. Nothing sensual about it, no massage, no connection or effort to make it a nice experience. She disappears after she rolled the bean bag on my back for 10 minutes. A few minutes later she returns without saying anything and tells me to flip over. I'm thinking finally, we can get to the good stuff. But she just pulls out another warm bean bag and rolls it over the front of my body now that I'm laying on my back. She does this for another 10 minutes and asked if I'm relaxed. I say um, I guess so and she continues to place the stupid bean bag on different areas of my body without coming close to the jewels. Next thing I know, the knock comes. She packs up her bean bags and leaves.

I'm pretty bewildered at why there was no hint of action or test of any kind to see if I was interested in any other services. I definitely know that the "therapy" I received was a joke and I don't think any reasonable person would pay $40 or more for someone to scoot a warm beanbag over you. Maybe I didn't know the code word or they thought I was LE but I was terribly disappointed in what they provided. No action what so ever and I wasted both my time and money. Just thought I'd share so others don't waste their time either.

[JerSeinfeld]

40? Serious? I know Tanya works early evening to close. Never been there at 1130. Will try.

Passion is still good!

50 for 45 min.

40 for FS and the massage was decent. No rush and Thai (I think) tech.

I didn't catch her name unfortunately, lots of make up but still kind of cute.

Very nice body with fake boobs.

I dropped in about 11:30 am and no wait.

That strip plaza is being renovated right now, so it looks kinda closed.

Laters,

Wj.

[JerSeinfeld]

What was the damage?

To Jackson two house. Sjx Jackson to provider. She'd want Sven, but she'd go for sjx.

[JerSeinfeld]

Funniest story ever! I've been to this place and they only offer one thing, Latina FS. If you're in the mood for a curvy Latina, this is the place to go. Lay on the bed sans clothes. When the therapist comes in and ask what you want, say everything. Then just shut up. Don't ask about the aromatherapy. :*D.

From out of town so decided to check out the scene. Looked up massage on BP (look in Orange County for Anaheim places) and found lots of MP's that I thought had potential but when I drove to some places they seemed pretty dumpy and / or closed. Went to W. Broadway first but nobody answered the door at King's Massage and it was around 2 pm. It actually says King Acupuncture on the outside and they looked closed. This is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...f-new/92340937.

Went next door to #8 since it had a neon sign that said massage and being a moth to a flame I had to check it out since it was open. An older Chinese lady (maybe early 40's) greeted me and said it was only her and another girl there at the time. I wasn't into her looks and she wasn't that friendly so I left. Here is their ad: http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ay-8/113814398.

Finally I end up driving around and end up at Pink Aroma Therapy. I remember seeing their ad and thought, wow, this is a front for some good action. http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...1059/113924758.

Got there and saw the neon signs, tinted windows and a guy just leaving. Seems like an environment I'm familiar with so head into the place. It's a little dark inside and there candles and incense for sale and signs all over the place that say "No Massage". I'm curious as to what's about to go down when a guy comes out and says you want half an hour? I say sure and make like I know the drill and hand him. 4 as the house fee. He puts me in the room and tells me to wait.

I end up waiting a good 5 minutes before I hear some heels walking to the room. A nice looking Latina in her mid 30's comes in with blond hair, nice rack supported by a sports bra and some tight leggings. I think this could be good so am eager to get started. She tells me to lie on the bed and I say I've never had aroma therapy before so I don't know what to expect. Is it like a massage? She says No, no massage! I'm like ok, I got it and hop on the bed. Next thing she pulls out this heated bean bag and starts placing it on my arms, legs and back. I say place because there was absolutely no pressure to it and it was literally like she was pushing a warm bean bag around my body. Nothing sensual about it, no massage, no connection or effort to make it a nice experience. She disappears after she rolled the bean bag on my back for 10 minutes. A few minutes later she returns without saying anything and tells me to flip over. I'm thinking finally, we can get to the good stuff. But she just pulls out another warm bean bag and rolls it over the front of my body now that I'm laying on my back. She does this for another 10 minutes and asked if I'm relaxed. I say um, I guess so and she continues to place the stupid bean bag on different areas of my body without coming close to the jewels. Next thing I know, the knock comes. She packs up her bean bags and leaves.

I'm pretty bewildered at why there was no hint of action or test of any kind to see if I was interested in any other services. I definitely know that the "therapy" I received was a joke and I don't think any reasonable person would pay $40 or more for someone to scoot a warm beanbag over you. Maybe I didn't know the code word or they thought I was LE but I was terribly disappointed in what they provided. No action what so ever and I wasted both my time and money. Just thought I'd share so others don't waste their time either.

[Nyker]

Checked out Tanya at Passion on Katella and Nutwood. Pretty hot looking European gal. Romanian I think.

What was the damage?

[DallasCowboys8]

Hey Mr60,

Have to agree with you 100% on this one. Specially if they are Latinas which sometimes seemed to be pretty paranoid when working in certain areas.

Just my 02 cents.

Mondo.

Yeah. You guys is probably right. My first time in a new city so I was trying to feel it out. I've never had a latina before and wasn't totally trusting of the place to full on get nekked without knowing what I'm getting into. When I was put in the room, I didn't want to undress in case something gross walked in and I wanted to bail. Then when she did arrive, she told me to lie on the table with no mention of taking any clothing off or even leaving the room so I could undress first. With her standing right next to me, I made the quick decision to only strip down to my skivvies since she didn't leave and I thought I could hint at play during the session. Of course it was a no go with interaction (tried to talk to / compliment her, stared at her tits) but she kept distance and she had no effort to connect so it ended up being what it was. I get the situation so will remember that next time. My only wish was that she would have greeted me first, said to get undressed and then left the room. I would have gladly gotten naked after seeing her and would have been ready for her return.

I'll get the hang of it as I sample more latina places. I've never had an issue like this anywhere I've been before (LA, NY, HI and ATL) and I can understand it's due to both of us posturing. Why are Latinas more paranoid? I'm from Hawaii where asians are usually more reserved but in the local monger scene they'll walk right up to you and they'll start grabbing your junk first thing. I would think Latinas would be more aggressive based on some of the chicas I know. Anyway, was still a waste of money and time. I guess I'll have to act like a horny dumbass to engage in play the next time I ever decide to check out an "aroma therapy" place. They really should just change their name to relaxation spa and leave the damn room so I can get nekked and get busy!

[Mondo72]

You don't mention what you did while you were waiting, but if you did not remove all clothing and lie on the table, then there would probably be no action for you. These places specifically don't want to end up with Curious Joe Public who walks in to find out what this "Aromatherapy" is all about, and walks out in shock because the provider touched his junk. Since there is no reason at all to get naked for aromatherapy, doing so shows them that you know what the real deal is. If you don't get nekked, they may not take a risk.

You also did the exact two things that LE would do: 1) asked about a massage (they aren't licensed for it), 2) expressed curiosity about actual aromatherapy (mongers aren't there for aromatherapy!) If you go into the room, strip down, and make it clear what you're therefore (without requesting illegal activity or touching the provider) you will get better results.

Or given that this is the second such story I've read this week (see also Blue in Chatsworth / Canoga Park), it is possible that some places have opened up just to be clip joints. That seems very unlikely.

Hey Mr60,

Have to agree with you 100% on this one. Specially if they are Latinas which sometimes seemed to be pretty paranoid when working in certain areas.

Just my 02 cents.

Mondo.