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[Horndog722]

So I haven't mongered in probably 5-6 years, and never since moving to Phoenix 3 years ago. Then I had a dream on Sunday afternoon that I saw this female subject:

http://phoenix.backpage.com/AdultJob...or-27/11444540

Sometimes I like to dream about curvy women. So sue me. Along with Bill Clinton.

Email her Saturday asking what she's into. Get a response saying she likes to be dominated but not in a mean way, has a cum fetish, everything is on the menu except there is no back door at her motel room. Call or text her anytime.

So far a pretty decent dream.

Text her Sunday morning. Text with her for quite awhile actually. The girl loves to text. The girl loves to talk. The girl is actually a little lonely I think. Good sense of humor, down to earth, no rush to actually chat about business.

I finally remind her, in so many words, that we're not old friends catching up and that I'm interested in coming to get naked with her. She says $ for an hour, additional hours half of that or negotiable.

Pretty reasonable as dreams go.

She tells me her friend (actually a friend, not a bidniss manager) is going to come get her to go for lunch. I say cool, I have to shower and get dressed. Tell her to text me when she gets back.

I shower and change and have a text from her that her friend never showed. Would I pick her up some fast food, fries and a coke and she will pay me.

Ok, sure. I pick her up fast food, a 12 pack of coke (I was parched too), and a pack of cigs. She mentioned earlier that she smoked, but didn't ask for the cigs. I smoke too, I was in need, and figured for $15-$20 I bought myself some more time if it went well.

She's at a motel by the Hooker Center, I mean, the Metro Center. I arrive and go to her room. She answers.

OK, she looks a little bigger than the pics. Not much, and nice cleavage, so it's not a disaster. But the room is a bit of a disaster. She has clothes in a corner on the floor. The table has typical purse junk on it. The ashtray is not emptied. I'm not expecting The W or The Phoenician. But there is a dresser with drawers, a place to hang clothes, and a garbage can to empty the ashtray in. But, there's no drug gizmos and no guy sticking a gun in my face, so let's look on the bright side of life.

She's shocked I brought her a 12 pack of coke and the cigs. Actually grateful. She asks me what she owes me. I tell her don't worry about that for now. She's eating her fast food, I grab a coke and smoke. Did I mention the girl likes to talk? Typical hooker shit. Her mom was on meth, she had an abusive fiance, blah blah blah. Everything a Lifetime Original Movie should be if Lifetime wasn't full of shit.

She finishes eating and shows me her phone. Plays some of her ringtones for me. Shows me some videos she thinks are funny (OK, the Jeff Dunham video was pretty funny).

Finally, after about 30-45 minutes (I kid you not), we start getting down to business. I'm undressing her and notice stubble under the arms. Not thrilled. But nice tits, so OK. Off come the pants, stubble down below. Should have brought her a razor along with the other shit. Nice ass tho, with the standard issue tramp stamp.

BUT, a bad stomach roll. Now when I say I like curvy sometimes, I'm used to proportioned and firm. I like cinnamon rolls. I like sushi rolls. Stomach rolls, not so much. But she was clean, so let's concentrate on the tits and ass.

She does get into. She really enjoys her chosen line of work. She is truly an active participant. Lots of foreplay. Tested her on the playful dominance. Passed. Spanked that ass. Dined at the Y. She got hers more than once.

Better than average BBBJ. I could have got mine without her stopping, but had other plans.

I say "it's time to fuck". She says "how do you want me? " I say "on your back at the edge of the bed. " She complies and says "fuck me". I say "need a condom". She says "bareback me, I'm very clean and tested".

I do my Macauly Culkin-Home Alone-looking-in-the-mirror-hands-on-my-face-impression. "AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! "

Actually, I say "No fucking way! " She's into everything we do, but the stubble, roll, and now this "bareback me" is bringing the pleasure level down every step of the way.

I don't even ask her and just grab one of MY condoms, slip it on, pound her quickly and announce "So you have a cum fetish! " Pull out, whip the condom off and shower her all over.

She actually liked it. She would have been up for more. I wasn't.

I grab the last clean towel (for God's sake, the management probably knows why you're here every weekend. Ask for more towels!) and soap and rinse myself off as well as possible.

Get dressed and settle up the tab. She asks me what she owes me for the food, cokes and cigs. I say it was between $15-20. She has no problem knocking $20 off our agreed $100.

I leave, go home, shower. Then, of course, I wake up, since this was all a dream.

What have we learned today: I've gotten along with working girls in the past, and really don't mind the gabby ones. You listen to their shit and it often leads to a better encounter. She's definitely into what she does and is open to quite a bit. The stubble and stomach roll were already putting a damper on things for me, but the bareback request really had me go for the quick finish and exit. I was probably there for almost 2 hours, half of it gabby girl and little phone video theatre, half of it what I showed up for.

I will not be repeating.

And if you read all this, you're either a true monger, or a masochist.

I emailed this one and asked for a quote for an overnight. She came back with $500 but said it included bareback FS and a nice bbbj after we fuck to clean me up. Damn, that sounds like a true porn star experience. I didn't return her email and a day later she came back and told me she could do it for $300 but I had to host. Times must really be getting bad or maybe she is looking for a sponsor. Still considering it, with some concern because an overnight you eventually run out of condoms.

[Frichard]

http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-y-21/11456514
very accurate pics! especially the hot ones!

ASHLEY THE PANAMANIAN!

Had been eyeing Ashley for sometime now. I was planning on Bella, but Ashley was so nice and fun upon answering the phone that I thought why not save a 1.5 hr drive (rt), 50.00, and the possiblity of a lame shot.

Anyways Ashley is VERY cool, one of the few chicks who will talk to you from a blocked number and still be forthcoming and easy going. ( I know...get a monger phone!).

One of the easiest two call appointments, and then I was being felt up by her immediately upon entering the motel.

She is quite fit, tall 5'8" about 105-110lbs and has a nice natural c cup that jiggle quite nice when pounded hard!

I started w/ some extended DATY (tasted nice) and then a finger fuck and nipple suck. She loved DATY! I felt abused, as she smashed my face into her clit like she was driving a formula one car! Even got some lip rash!! 15 min of just DATY!!!
She started to juice like crazy! And I knew then she was going to be fun. This is the key to getting maximum milelage.

She then gave a very nice non-rushed BBBJ (not the best, but very enjoyable), and then I proceed to lube up my dong w/ some Astroglide before slipping the condom on, and then proceeded to enter her doggy style.

Great positional mixups: Doggy, sideways sissors, laying on her stomach w/ ass up, mish, and some legs behind the shoulders.

Not a single complaint, rush or nothing. She was really great in the attitude department! Even during my HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE SIDEWAYS SLAM A THON. Even gave extra time!!total of 45 min!
Highly recommended!

FACE: 8
BODY: 9 (GREAT ABS)
TITS: 9
ASS:8-9 (too bad she has tats.. could have ranked her higher)
ATTITUDE AND PERFORMANCE: 10
SERVICES: BBBJ, SIX POSTIONS AND THEN SOME
VALUE: 10
DAMAGE: $ HH

CHEERS
HB

P.S. It took 3 times to shrink my pic!! thats why I have not been adding more! Please increase the format capacity Jackson.

Yeah, I just saw her today too. I got the hh, $20. I didn't get the BBBJ however, or the DATY. I think it's because I opted for the hh. It could also be because the HBird is much more handsome than me and she couldn't resist, so keep in mind YMMV. I agree with your description of her however. I got CBJ, tity play, cowgirl, doggie, mish. All the standard safe stuff you can expect for $20.

[Newtoaz]

Good times.

http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ns-38/11507786

[Hummer Bird]

http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-y-21/11456514
very accurate pics! especially the hot ones!

ASHLEY THE PANAMANIAN!

Had been eyeing Ashley for sometime now. I was planning on Bella, but Ashley was so nice and fun upon answering the phone that I thought why not save a 1.5 hr drive (rt), 50.00, and the possiblity of a lame shot.

Anyways Ashley is VERY cool, one of the few chicks who will talk to you from a blocked number and still be forthcoming and easy going. ( I know...get a monger phone!).

One of the easiest two call appointments, and then I was being felt up by her immediately upon entering the motel.

She is quite fit, tall 5'8" about 105-110lbs and has a nice natural c cup that jiggle quite nice when pounded hard!

I started w/ some extended DATY (tasted nice) and then a finger fuck and nipple suck. She loved DATY! I felt abused, as she smashed my face into her clit like she was driving a formula one car! Even got some lip rash!! 15 min of just DATY!!!
She started to juice like crazy! And I knew then she was going to be fun. This is the key to getting maximum milelage.

She then gave a very nice non-rushed BBBJ (not the best, but very enjoyable), and then I proceed to lube up my dong w/ some Astroglide before slipping the condom on, and then proceeded to enter her doggy style.

Great positional mixups: Doggy, sideways sissors, laying on her stomach w/ ass up, mish, and some legs behind the shoulders.

Not a single complaint, rush or nothing. She was really great in the attitude department! Even during my HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE SIDEWAYS SLAM A THON. Even gave extra time!!total of 45 min!
Highly recommended!

FACE: 8
BODY: 9 (GREAT ABS)
TITS: 9
ASS:8-9 (too bad she has tats.. could have ranked her higher)
ATTITUDE AND PERFORMANCE: 10
SERVICES: BBBJ, SIX POSTIONS AND THEN SOME
VALUE: 10
DAMAGE: $ HH

CHEERS
HB

P.S. It took 3 times to shrink my pic!! thats why I have not been adding more! Please increase the format capacity Jackson.

[Twosun00]

Was in the area and dreamed I made an appointment with:
http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ts-35/10665448

She was easy to schedule with. The good is that she looks like her pics.

She gave a very so so massage, but did some body to body and teased a little. She was pretty cool with roaming. The bad is she checked her phone throughout the session. That disrupted any kind of flow. She was also very nervous, which made me nervous as well. Kind of amped up and fidgety. Can't confirm if there was a reason why, but I have an idea or two. Elected for HE though I think more is likely available. At that point I sort of just wanted to get out of there. Good looking but, for the donation, probably better experiences to be had.

[Frichard]

Hi Frichard,

Have you had a chance to visit her? I texted her and she gave me directions and donation rates. Seems legit but like you said, pics look tgtbt

Around Shae and Scottdale Rd.

$, $.5, $$

H1

No, haven't had the chance to see her. (and her name is London not Jewels, don't know what I was thinking). I saw the sure thing, Savannah instead. London posted again today but I didn't toftt. Anyone in here want to take point on this one? Price seems reasonable.

[Bubba1979]

Posted this incorrectly as a seperate thread. This is a backpage review.

A "Trailer" of tears..... Gina and Elizabeth

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Oh man... Im almost embarrassed to be posting this, but what the hey...

http://phoenix.backpage.com/Therape...d-7000/11055302

I've been looking at these posts by Elizabeth in East Mesa for a least a year now. Always therapedic section. Never a pic. Recently a Co.massuese has shown up in her ads named Gina. (see pics in ad.) Ad seem pretty racy, and spurred on by a none too specific review in Eroticreview.com I took the plunge.

As I was driving to east. East. East. Mesa, sipping on my trademark "champagne of beers", I was recollecting a bad review I had seen of Elizabeth somewhere. Something about a waste of time. But in true monger form, I ignored that and drove the lonely highway to a fate uncertain.

I had googled her address and seen that she lives in a mobile home (trailer) park and was somewhat leery, but alas I was determined to prove that Ol Bubba could score anywhere, and in any type of domicile.

I arrived to find a desert style mobile home park. Interesting to say the least. I'm quite sure that there is more than a few militia types and ammunition dumps in the area. But. Thats not my business. Nope. I'm there to get an erotic massage and write a riveting account of my success. Cough.

I was greeted nicely by Gina. Approx 38 years old and somewhat attractive and was feeling extremely confident. That confidence. Like glory. Was fleeting. The actual massage area was the entry room itself. Sheets had been hung to separate the rooms in the trailer. I believe Elizabeth was with another hapless monger in the "real" massage room. The area itself was full of pictures of bikers and such. Leaving Ol Bubba to wonder if a "shake down" was on the horizon. But thankfully that didn't happen.

I asked to use the restroom and was lead to a ramshackle bathroom in dire need of repair and perhaps demolition. On my way I passed two teenagers playing video games and watching Tv. Not exactly condusive to an erotic event if you catch my drift. Keep in mind, this is a trailer with paper thin walls.

At this point I knew the gig was up. Ol Bubba had been duped. With head down I went back and layed on the half baked massage table and excepted by deserved fate. I had already parted with my $50 up front, and not wanting to make waves in a biker trailer, excepted a non descript massage. Totally legit. The one bright spot was a cute dog that layed under the table during my massage. He was a puppy who liked to play with my hand. Indeed the highlight of my wretched experience. (In retrospect, perhaps the dog should be posting in Backpage. But I digress.)

As I walked back to my car, (tail between my legs) I considered stopping by an AMP on the way home for some sure lovin. As I drove in the dark, lonely night, listening to Michael Savage rant, I knew that I didn't deserve an AMP. I deserved a night of chastity for my stupidity and stubborn neglect of the obvious. A lesson well learned, hopefully one that I can save my fellow mongers.

[NiceGuy Dayton]

I've never really used Backpage before, but based on this forum it seems like many of you do. On reading I noticed that a lot of adds used the the term Tantra in their description. This intrigued me so I gave a couple of them a call and hooked up with a nice looking hard body. This girl was petite and thin but all of the muscles in her body were tight and chiseled. A lot of the session was naming things and back ground, but the heavy lifting was the chakra-to-chakra positions. Yub-yum, or something like that, which in the naked state leads only to one result. The one I was after.

This was an expensive session, $$$, and as such certainly not the best value to be had. But, it was different and my guide was simply out of this world.

[Mickey Dora]

So I haven't mongered in probably 5-6 years, and never since moving to Phoenix 3 years ago. Then I had a dream on Sunday afternoon that I saw this female subject:

http://phoenix.backpage.com/AdultJob...or-27/11444540

I had a dream about her too about two weeks ago but my experience was way worse.

Her tits are nice to play with but when she turned over to do the deed, the stench that came from her ass/snatch completely made me go limp. I could not finish the deed.

Never again.

[Flyby Nightowl]

Or appreciate good writing. I had major "snortage" reading your account. I'm glad I wasn't drinking something or it would have done a major job on my keyboard and monitor.

I have similar interests in "curvy" women and also lack of interest in stomach rolls but the experience doesn't seem very terrible especially considering the true disasters and ripoffs we see recounted here on occasion.

Thanks for taking the time to write a great report.

Higgs

C'mon guys, it's not stomach rolls, it's called muffin top, lol. Also a turn off for me.

[Roxor]

What have we learned today: I've gotten along with working girls in the past, and really don't mind the gabby ones. You listen to their shit and it often leads to a better encounter. She's definitely into what she does and is open to quite a bit. The stubble and stomach roll were already putting a damper on things for me, but the bareback request really had me go for the quick finish and exit. I was probably there for almost 2 hours, half of it gabby girl and little phone video theatre, half of it what I showed up for.

I will not be repeating.

And if you read all this, you're either a true monger, or a masochist.

This was a review. Unlike something recent some of us railed on.

And a good reminder of what happens much of the time to get to the end result.

Thanks

[Higgs Boson]

So I haven't mongered in probably 5-6 years, and never since moving to Phoenix 3 years ago. Then I had a dream on Sunday afternoon that I saw this female subject...

What have we learned today: I've gotten along with working girls in the past, and really don't mind the gabby ones. You listen to their shit and it often leads to a better encounter. She's definitely into what she does and is open to quite a bit. The stubble and stomach roll were already putting a damper on things for me, but the bareback request really had me go for the quick finish and exit. I was probably there for almost 2 hours, half of it gabby girl and little phone video theatre, half of it what I showed up for.
I will not be repeating.
And if you read all this, you're either a true monger, or a masochist.

Or appreciate good writing. I had major "snortage" reading your account. I'm glad I wasn't drinking something or it would have done a major job on my keyboard and monitor.

I have similar interests in "curvy" women and also lack of interest in stomach rolls but the experience doesn't seem very terrible especially considering the true disasters and ripoffs we see recounted here on occasion.

Thanks for taking the time to write a great report.

Higgs

[Hunter1]

Okay I have got to ask if anyone know what the story is with this one. Pics are super hot, almost tgtbt. I did the standard research and came up with another post on another city by a different girl. Could be a friend... who knows, all I know is she is super hot!

....so has anyone seen Jewels 408 613-3244?

http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEs...se-19/11408312

Hi Frichard,

Have you had a chance to visit her? I texted her and she gave me directions and donation rates. Seems legit but like you said, pics look tgtbt

Around Shae and Scottdale Rd.

$, $.5, $$

H1

[Quipster]

Actually, the funny issue was that a) supposedly her hubby had the massage room all wired up for sound and video, b) she ran off with one of her customers (regular?), c) hubby ran a disparaging ad, d) she ran one back against her soon to be ex-husband.

So now that she's supposedly away from the voyeuristic husband, I was considering seeing her.

Certainly no drama there!

[Shoot Loads]

LOL if I was married to that I sure would not want to share.

She is hot and could get a good paying legitimate job anywhere.

Actually, the funny issue was that a) supposedly her hubby had the massage room all wired up for sound and video, b) she ran off with one of her customers (regular?), c) hubby ran a disparaging ad, d) she ran one back against her soon to be ex-husband.

So now that she's supposedly away from the voyeuristic husband, I was considering seeing her.