Massage Parlor Reports

[PrattVilleGuy]

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?

[PrattVilleGuy]

Went 0 and 3 today.

#1 Lucy at Lu s.

Lots of teasing but no go.

#2 zuzu or Lu at brown springs road.

Massage was so good little man woke up but alas no help.

#3 forgot to ask name (was the only one at the desk when done so might have been the mama) at pearl.

I said light massage and it was like an hour of teasing. I did what Wiregrass does under my sunglasses. She tried to take the donation after not even trying the task. I guess she thought it was hers no matter what. She picked it up. I said give it here and I'll give it to you in the front. She acted like she didn't understand. I grabbed it. Did the TS and waited at the front for her to give me 20 back from 100. She handed it to me and then I left. Told her she was very pretty in a better-luck-next-time sort of way.

Honestly, what the heck? Who is giving these folks such big tips for absolutely nothing? She got off giving the easiest massage ever and wanted 40? Hell no.

[PrattVilleGuy]

I forgot a couple of things to report. There was a review left on rm about another success at Lu s about a month ago named ruby. I called and they said she wasn't working there anymore because her back was hurting. I contacted the guy who left the review asking about any other options in the area and he said he had heard that you could get something at pearl. Not sure if he was from the area or not but. Anyone had any luck at pearl? Also do they have a TS? I see flip flops under the chair everytime I'm there.

Anyone ever had the experience of having a 4 hand he? Seems like that would be an especially nice dream.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Feels like a burden has been lifted seeing this site back up. Sign in still the same and everything. Quick note, there is a new review on rm of a he at Lus in Prattville. Might try to check it out. If someone else already has been, let me know you're experience! In the lul of the site down I did find my own little squeeze at a "legit" parlor. Can't share yet because I have nothing else to fall back on. But I've been 3 times and had a good time 3 times.

[Wiregrass]

With some of these gals it doesn't matter how much you offer, it's not enough. Offer what you feel it is worth and let them decide.

$40 for an AMP HJ is very typical; compare that to many hourly workers who must also pay the tax man.
Plus, no extras = zero tip; their choice.

[PrattVilleGuy]

1 for 1 today. First time for HE. MGM gives me a really creepy feeling. Not sure her name. Asked several times. Jay or something like that. Teeny tiny old gal. First TS. That was nice but the look of the room is like a torture chamber haha. Lied and said I had been before. She asked how old I was. I told her and I guess I made the cut. Wasn't a bad massage, but she really had an unpleasant disposition. Sure do wish I had discovered this hobby sooner and gotten someone like Mimi. Her little hands did feel nice on me though, if'and you know what I mean. She tried to get 60 and I only had 40 duh. She said "why?" very nastily. Honestly, I was ready to go somewhere else and actually pass on the HE because she was just so unpleasant. If she had said no and not done it, I actually would've been relieved. Instead she got on the table and worked on it. Wasn't too disappointed after. She made me massage her shoulders after like WTF? Will probably try pearl tomorrow and post review. I actually know several Korean guys from Hyundai. Never thought to ask but may get around to finding where they go. If its such a big deal in Korea then you know for sure there is an undisclosed location just for them. Someone needs to hack Todd strange email and find out where he gets his pickle tickled. If why'all had to pick between pearl and Chantilly / wynlakes MP, what would you suggest? Review to follow. Got to drop me some monies to pay new face dues. Tia.

Prattguy.

[Highway Man]

Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?

Also I have not read review sites in many years, but back then you had to provide a review to join for free and many of those so called reviews were pure BS. Not sure how it is now.

[Highway Man]

Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?

I have gotten to know a few mamasans and it does help you get routed to the new and funner girls. Never tried tipping and asking for a phone call. I find a place I feel a good vibe and just become a regular. Some times they loosen up and other times its like Lu's where I really enjoy Yu Yu's massages but know there is no HE in my future. Mary is a good tease and gives a decent massage but I click with Yu Yu. Very aggressive girl. I always tease her about things like HE, boy friends, etc but that is it.

There are 4 in Montgomery. MGM, Pearl, Brown Springs Rd. Accupressure (Atlanta Highway by AUM turn off) and the one off of Chantilly Pky in the shopping center across the road from the McDonalds. I have hit Brownsprings Rd. For many years and the mama is very cool. Good massages. Every once in a while they have a girl that gets a little loose with the rules, but pretty straight and she tries to keep it on the up and up. She is so nice I don't push the limits there. No luck at Pearl. Had one incredibly beautiful girl there for a short period but no extras for me. The one off Chantilly I had good luck one time a while back but the last trip got the worst of the worst massage and never went back. MGM had a sweetheart there for a while, but she is gone. Have been a couple times since then.

There is also one in Wetumpka, Lucky 7 or something. Great massage but very straight. Not even a hint of having fun. PM me about your experience at Lu's. That is interesting.

Years ago there was an AMP on Twain Curve in Montgomery. I know they went through my pants, but they were also a true AMP so I would always leave my I'd in the car and bring in enough money for massage and tip knowing they would check it out and know I was equipped to tip. It was fun for a while but it got to the point I felt the girls were being abused and never went back. The mama followed me to the car asking how much tip I gave girl. I just shrugged like I couldn't understand her. Had a feeling they were shaking her down too. The place got the worst feel to it and I have been to quite a few.

[JoeDeertay]

Save your money dude. Seriously.

Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?

[PrattVilleGuy]

Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?

[PrattVilleGuy]

On the map of rubs website was a recent review about one Ruby at Lu's having given a nice dream to a gentleman. After I placed the call, I was told that she was no longer there and was sick. When I pressed about her, they said she had back pain. Description of her on rm was having larger jugs so there's the issue I guess.

Hung up. Waited about 2 hours. Finished reading through the entire history of AMP in Montgomery. Good reads and some good humor haha. "God does not allow for penis massage" or something paraphrased.

Called lu's for an apt. Is that bad practice?

Anyway, ended up with who I think was Mary but didn't ask her name. Had yoyo before. Excellent teasing but seemed shocked to be asked if she does HE. Wasn't happy when I gave a benjie to the (very plain faced) mama but then proceeded to put that change in my pocket and hand her an old abe. All of the girls at Lu's were there in the lobby. At least yo and mama and (who I thought to be) mary.

I also have reason to believe someone entered and went through my pants. Pm if you care to know my speculation.

[Highway Man]

Hola gentlemen,

I am new to this whole scene. Wife sent me to June next to the good sushi in Pratt. I think the lady's name was Amy. Not the first time I've had a massage but the first time at an AMP. Needless to say, she massaged places where no one has before, but motioned for me to actually do the deed saying "I cannot". Massage was good. Felt weird to do it myself in front of a stranger.

Even before finding this forum, I had the sense not to tip well since I wanted to provide incentive for a good tip were I to return and get serviced. To be fair, she helped quite a bit and was even stroking the base of Jr while I did. That's probably more than most in the area do, seeing all the posts here. I also felt weird since the mama seems to be a young chunky white chick. Don't want it spreading around the "preferred community" that I frequent a place giving tugs. That being said, I've been back twice and once to Lu's haha. I'm addicted to searching for the real deal. Are there any other resources why'all know of other than here and rm dyot cyom? Someone on rm just posted this week saying they got a HE at Lu's. That was not my experience. Not sure the lady's name but she walked on my back half the time. Her gums looked like she smoked and she had nice tits. Would've loved to see those. But alas, didn't even get teased. Will update with visits to other places. Might try what wiregrass does with the tip under glasses. Mine will be sunglasses. The big ball of nope in the sky hurts mine eyes after walking out of a massage haha.

Prattguy.

Welcome to the AMP world. There are a few local places where a real tug can happen but its hit and miss. Never had luck at Lu's and a rare sneaky tug at Junes with one of the girls passing through. Montgomery has been a little better but still hit and miss. The real bonus is when you find a real professional who gives you the total treatment. Treats you like a king, nice table shower with teasing, then a great massage and a porn star finish. Then they help you get dressed and brush your hair. Those are common outside the south, but a rare find around here. I have lucked up and found a few around here over the years. Have fun.

[JoeDeertay]

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[PrattVilleGuy]

Hola gentlemen,

I am new to this whole scene. Wife sent me to June next to the good sushi in Pratt. I think the lady's name was Amy. Not the first time I've had a massage but the first time at an AMP. Needless to say, she massaged places where no one has before, but motioned for me to actually do the deed saying "I cannot". Massage was good. Felt weird to do it myself in front of a stranger.

Even before finding this forum, I had the sense not to tip well since I wanted to provide incentive for a good tip were I to return and get serviced. To be fair, she helped quite a bit and was even stroking the base of Jr while I did. That's probably more than most in the area do, seeing all the posts here. I also felt weird since the mama seems to be a young chunky white chick. Don't want it spreading around the "preferred community" that I frequent a place giving tugs. That being said, I've been back twice and once to Lu's haha. I'm addicted to searching for the real deal. Are there any other resources why'all know of other than here and rm dyot cyom? Someone on rm just posted this week saying they got a HE at Lu's. That was not my experience. Not sure the lady's name but she walked on my back half the time. Her gums looked like she smoked and she had nice tits. Would've loved to see those. But alas, didn't even get teased. Will update with visits to other places. Might try what wiregrass does with the tip under glasses. Mine will be sunglasses. The big ball of nope in the sky hurts mine eyes after walking out of a massage haha.

Prattguy.

[Wiregrass]

I think I saw this lady a few years back in Prattville or somewhere. Very forgettable experience. Alcohol problems if I remember correctly. Whined about her personal problems which were many the whole time. There are more details my mind has forced me to forget. May have been FS or it was on the table but it was a situation where I paid the donation, acted nice and got the hell out. If more details pop in my mind I will update the post.

I PMd Twilight yesterday with a few tidbits from my memory banks. We agreed to a $50 30 min massage (Sep 2016), we went all the way. Bareback. Very nice ta-tas. Some mental issues. I didn't repeat.

At that time she went by kitty kat kelly; this is the pic that drew me in.