Massage Parlor Reports

**NotAgin2** · 07-31-19 15:40

Stopped by on the Eastern blvd for a 30 minute massage. Said yes to the TS and wasn't disappointed. Back on the table the massage was very relaxing and satisfying with gentle teasing while laying facedown. On the flip there was the standard handshake with UTC roaming. Left a. 4 tip and walked out refreshed.

**WtmpkaYnkE** · 07-30-19 13:02

Haven't made a report in a bit, so I figured I'd share what I've found recently.

In the last two weeks or so I've made 2 trips to Lu's, 2 to Pearl, and 1 to Natural Healing. All roughly the same story for me, not much in the way of tips for any of the visits. Each visit was a different lady, so that's likely what it was as I don't recall ever seeing any of them before. Like PVG says, new face dues and all. That said, two of them were great massages and the others weren't even worth future attempts in my book, but YMMV depending on how you like your massage. Let's just say I've never been one to tell someone they need to move to a different spot already but I had the unpleasantness of having to do so on one trip to Lu's. I mean I get that they aren't mind readers, but I always thought they knew enough about the trade and would just sort of know when to move on to another area and not spend what seemed like 30 minutes on the same shoulder blade. But I digress.

In any event, even if those two I mentioned never pan out, I'm still more than willing to visit again as I thoroughly enjoyed the massages. I'm just willing to bet I can be parted from more tip money in the future from at least one of them.

Seniors feel free to PM for more details.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 07-30-19 10:53

Location: Pratt?

2nd visit?

Tip monies not in pocket out the door?

Seniors may inquire, but the answers are yes, yes, and yes. In that order.

PVG.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 07-24-19 17:08

Hello newbies! Glad you came to the site and created a profile to ask for info. Info is what we all are seeking. Also, it is pretty easy to come by, but it requires 60-80 to gather. I've gotten a bunch of messages in the last 2 days from brand new folks. I'm glad that you're on the site because more eyes on the ground means more intel floating around. But what the new guys need to understand is that the 60-80 that is required is just you getting out there and going to the places. Here's your newbie tutorial:

Step 1. Read the whole forum from start to finish. It doesn't take very long and by the end of it you should understand the lingo and learn the history of the AMP scene in this area. (Those of you who have specifically asked about just wanting to get something more with a massage will learn exactly where you can go to get that just by reading the forum).

Step 2. Go to an AMP and get a massage. Really isn't too hard and it's enjoyable. It's also part of the chase. If you cannot get used to this, then I won't sugar coat it, you really have no business being in this "club". I know for a fact that I've spent over 1. 5 k on just massages in the last year alone. It is not a cheap hobby and I am not wealthy. But it is a hobby I enjoy and so I budget for it.

Step 3. After your massage, post your experience. Save any naughty details for PMs but describe your visit. Anything you thought stood out or something you particularly liked or other details.

That's it. It should also be noted that you will not be getting anything until you've been somewhere before. You could lurk on the board for years and have every single snippet of intel but you won't get what you're looking for unless you actually walk through the AMP doors multiple times. I call this "new face dues" and you can call it whatever you want, but just know that it is not cheap yet it is absolutely impossible to continue in this hobby without paying them.

As always, good luck to everyone, and stay safe!

PVG.

**JayAL45** · 07-24-19 09:37

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

I did not catch a name.

PVG.

Which location?

**PrattVilleGuy** · 07-22-19 21:34

I did not catch a name.

PVG.

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

New talent in Pratt. Visited yesterday. Will return eventually. Seniors can pm for details.

PVG.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 07-22-19 21:12

New talent in Pratt. Visited yesterday. Will return eventually. Seniors can pm for details.

PVG.

**Wiregrass** · 07-22-19 20:08

I passed it by twice today (noon and 3:30). The open light was on but no cars were in the lot.

My complaint with her was fiscal, she kept demanding more and providing less. At age 19 maybe. But not for an old woman.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 07-22-19 16:55

I've never had a complaint about the massages there. But the last 2 trips (that I've entered the building) I was out of the building before an hour was up (shower, sauna, rub, and stuff I'd discuss in pm). I'm ok with a deep deep massage. What I'm not ok with is shushu at natural healing walking on my arms when I specifically stated that I didn't want anyone walking on me LOL.

PVG.

Originally Posted by HighwayMan [View Original Post]

I like the old lady LOL. Went in the other day and she was complaining no one likes hard massage. Bunch of pussies LOL (I added that part) She was complaining about her back hurting after my massage so I returned the favor with the same brutal massage she likes to give out. She can take it like she can give it. Pretty cool in my book but I like a brutal massage. We have always clicked and had fun. I still don't mind a young sexy one though. Don't pick her if you don't like some serious deep tissue.

**Highway Man** · 07-15-19 00:42

Originally Posted by Prince83 [View Original Post]

Not answering phones calls either. Looks like another closed pending. And I'm not mad either. They are the only AMP that's technically in a trashy area, especially at night. One block from prostitution and drug alley, aka the new Mobile Hwy / South Blvd. Good riddance!

I like the old lady LOL. Went in the other day and she was complaining no one likes hard massage. Bunch of pussies LOL (I added that part) She was complaining about her back hurting after my massage so I returned the favor with the same brutal massage she likes to give out. She can take it like she can give it. Pretty cool in my book but I like a brutal massage. We have always clicked and had fun. I still don't mind a young sexy one though. Don't pick her if you don't like some serious deep tissue.

**Almanac** · 07-14-19 23:15

Originally Posted by Prince83 [View Original Post]

Not answering phones calls either. Looks like another closed pending. And I'm not mad either. They are the only AMP that's technically in a trashy area, especially at night. One block from prostitution and drug alley, aka the new Mobile Hwy / South Blvd. Good riddance!

It's been years since I've seen that part of Montgomery. Is the bypass between the old Montgomery Mall and the interstate similar to what the Mobile Hwy. And Southern Blvd. Used to be?

**Prince83** · 07-13-19 20:26

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Drove by an hour ago. No lights on. No cars. Might as well be an Aranov sign outside.

PVG.

Not answering phones calls either. Looks like another closed pending. And I'm not mad either. They are the only AMP that's technically in a trashy area, especially at night. One block from prostitution and drug alley, aka the new Mobile Hwy / South Blvd. Good riddance!

**WtmpkaYnkE** · 07-13-19 14:13

Originally Posted by Wiregrass [View Original Post]

Last week I had an appointment on Carmichael and noted the same thing in passing; I think it was around 11 AM?

Until they provide different (younger, Happier) assistants then that's OK with me.

Couldn't agree with you more. Younger would be nice, but I'd settle for just happier. A cranky masseuse doesn't end well even if you don't end up with extras.

Also wanted to chime in that I've noticed the same thing. Been by that way a few times this week actually and I have yet to see any signs of them still being open even.

**Wiregrass** · 07-13-19 07:44

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Drove by an hour ago. No lights on. No cars. Might as well be an Aranov sign outside.

PVG.

Last week I had an appointment on Carmichael and noted the same thing in passing; I think it was around 11 AM?

Until they provide different (younger, Happier) assistants then that's OK with me.