Massage Parlor Reports

[PrattVilleGuy]

Went to AMP today in pratt. Had good massage. Left 100 lighter.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Went around 3:30. Had found review of "eliza" that stated she gave easy to get HE. Called and asked for her. Made apt. Was even more enthused due to the name on the site being accurate. Got there and big girl at the front asked if I had called and asked for "alisa". I said yep. Went to the room. She came in, I rolled over and pointed at tip monies on the chair. Made universal HJ signal and made sure she understood. Massage was good. Best I've had at any AMP. Probably because she thought she would get monies for DIY. Nope. She's cute but she made the "x" with her arms and said it was illegal. I asked several times. But at $120 burned, I went with DIY. She didn't really help at all though and she stood so far away I couldn't even reach. She was pissed. I wasn't happy either tho so. She walked out of the room after I said "no" to her trying to pick up donation. She said something like "illegal in USA". She said the same thing as I am in the lobby leaving. I was very courteous the whole time, and honestly, I was hoping the review was true. I suppose it may still be so YMMV. I laid there thinking, yep this feels right. Going to get it. But nope. I've had table shower there, and maybe its just me, but they won't even wash your junk. She also wouldn't clean up after DIY. Great massage, but overall a disappointment.

[Highway Man]

Went into Pearl last week. Big white girl at the front desk was completely disinterested in work. Asked about massages and she didn't look up, just slid a price sheet over. Asked about a table shower and she just mumbled something. Just left. Did get a strong massage at the one on Chantilly after I left with zero signs of extras and zero signs of a tip! Was a really good massage.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Went today. Left with tip monies. Someone must want to make me happy in this region. I will find them. Bye.

[PrattVilleGuy]

No table showers in pratt. I'd love a he from lus and maybe it's possible, but there is a possibility at the other place in prattville.

I've gone to both yuyu offered a diy June's said they didn't have table shower. If you care to share.

[Tje1973]

There are 2 AMPs in Prattville. There are 2-3 girls at each one. The odds are better than the powerball, but I know for a fact that HJs are to be had. Not diy, full on HAPPY ENDINGS. Maybe even some tit and kitty play. I will share with known seniors. Just to make it clear, I'm almost 65, clearly not LEO, not pushy, polite, and it may take 2-3 trips. Keep trying.

I've gone to both yuyu offered a diy June's said they didn't have table shower. If you care to share.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Back to June's. Left sad. Will be back though. Tip monies in the pocket. That's happening a lot. Someone out there is hungry and I will find them!

[SpaTrucker]

There are 2 AMPs in Prattville. There are 2-3 girls at each one. The odds are better than the powerball, but I know for a fact that HJs are to be had. Not diy, full on HAPPY ENDINGS. Maybe even some tit and kitty play. I will share with known seniors. Just to make it clear, I'm almost 65, clearly not LEO, not pushy, polite, and it may take 2-3 trips. Keep trying.

[PrattVilleGuy]

It's the 4th so time to try for some fun. Just got back to the house from June's. Nice massage, but even with donation visible and my clear asking (non-verbal), didn't make it happen. Katie was nice and gave a pretty rough massage. I like it more rough than not. Seems like someone I could eventually get more from. Will be back for sure. Why'all stay safe and don't blow up and appendages (fireworks).

[PrattVilleGuy]

The only place in town you're going to get a HE is MGM. Everywhere else is a decent massage, nothing more.

And also, to that end, I have had really crappy massages at "legit" places. Ones definitely not worth 60. Ones worth less than 20. MGM actually had a decent massage for me anyway. My point is, I really enjoy searching for the naughty chicks. I really enjoy table showers. And if I absolutely have to, I even enjoy DIY, but I ain't going to pay extra unless there is a tiny Asian hand on my junk. Some don't let you touch, others you can fondle all you want. So if there's no extra money being paid, and you get to grab ass and tits, then it honestly seems like there is some merit to DIY. At the VERY least, it let's them know you aren't LEO. And if you have the money out, they know you're ready to donate for he. Maybe I'm way off, but at the end of the day, if I've gone to 2 places with no luck and there's a big rack in my face at the 3rd, hell yes I'll skeet all over the place for free. Why the heck not? Eventually someone will want extra monies. Precedents might be set this way. Perhaps I'm wrong, but at least I'm happy with the chase! One could even look at it in this way: most of these ladies claim not to do he or anything else. This means they are not wishing to be perceived as hobags. Therefore, if I convince a non-hobag to do something hobaggish for me for donation, then I have created a personal hobag because there are most certainly other guys she refuses to do hobag things for. It's my perception and it's fun as hell!

[PrattVilleGuy]

The only place in town you're going to get a HE is MGM. Everywhere else is a decent massage, nothing more.

Nope. The thing that got me in the game was not at MGM. First he wasn't at MGM. I have been to MGM tho. Place gives me a really weird feeling. Once, when during massage, there was someone or something in the bigger room moving the machines. Honestly, I thought it was mechanism of some type to make someone (LEO) getting q massage think that it's a legit gym / therapy place. Anyone else have any similar thought? I like the yacht rock station they have playing on the radio tho haha.

[RealDealMan03]

The only place in town you're going to get a HE is MGM. Everywhere else is a decent massage, nothing more.

I'm pretty new to the game. But I spend my $ on the girls generally that do give good massages. And there actually are quite a few. I guess I figure, if they are actually trying to give a good massage (in hopes for a tip), then they will give extra if they really want the tip. I don't have infinite amounts of money, but if I wanted specifically a lady of the night, I know where to find one. I'm not a weeaboo, but I definitely like the draw of the AMP. And most of the folks I've had massages from, I wouldn't mind getting he from. I'm hooked on the chase and the search. In this town, if there is a place without a chase (literally none at all), if history is any indication, it would be shut down. Literally everywhere I've looked online states that you probably won't get extra the first time you go. And yes, it would suck to go somewhere a million times and get nothing, but reading between the lines on this site, I've been able to go to the right places to make some good memories. Tbh, and I've said this before, what wiregrass describes as his typical way of asking / telling does work for me more than anything else. It will probably work just as well in any other town across the state and country as well. Hell there are a lot of enticing things about trying for a he in an AMP. The walls are so thin, it's cool when you got them doing it, and the white chick mama is on the other side of the wall and has no idea (but she probably does.) tons of allure. I'm spending my money to find good girls so you don't have to. So get off muh back dude.

[PrattVilleGuy]

I'm pretty new to the game. But I spend my $ on the girls generally that do give good massages. And there actually are quite a few. I guess I figure, if they are actually trying to give a good massage (in hopes for a tip), then they will give extra if they really want the tip. I don't have infinite amounts of money, but if I wanted specifically a lady of the night, I know where to find one. I'm not a weeaboo, but I definitely like the draw of the AMP. And most of the folks I've had massages from, I wouldn't mind getting he from. I'm hooked on the chase and the search. In this town, if there is a place without a chase (literally none at all), if history is any indication, it would be shut down. Literally everywhere I've looked online states that you probably won't get extra the first time you go. And yes, it would suck to go somewhere a million times and get nothing, but reading between the lines on this site, I've been able to go to the right places to make some good memories. Tbh, and I've said this before, what wiregrass describes as his typical way of asking / telling does work for me more than anything else. It will probably work just as well in any other town across the state and country as well. Hell there are a lot of enticing things about trying for a he in an AMP. The walls are so thin, it's cool when you got them doing it, and the white chick mama is on the other side of the wall and has no idea (but she probably does.) tons of allure. I'm spending my money to find good girls so you don't have to. So get off muh back dude.

[Wiregrass]

I'm with PVG on this one. I never joined the boycotts and I continue to visit them (again yesterday). For many years I've only tipped for the received service.

I always make it clear, no happy = no tip. If I DIY then no tip. The choice is always theirs; sometimes we both get what we want.

I have no problem with their begging routines, they knew the deal and they declined.

[JoeDeertay]

Hey dude, I get what you're saying. I went down the same road you did years ago. By the time you find that "surprise" you could buy yourself a new tv or comfortable recliner. Or a hooker to blast off in. There are far too many of these places around. One out of ten will actually give a good massage so you feel like you've got your money's worth, but the rest are just half assed massages and tip beggars. And to get a shitty massage and then jerk yourself off, and THEN tip them is just assanine. And there's hundreds of guys who are that pathetic that do that. So, why in the world would they do it to you, when someone obviously has no problem doing it to themselves, and then paying someone. For what? To watch? But that's why these places are everywhere. Because people don't have the balls not to go. Even when they are bludgeoned to death with facts and information. I can tell you what's going to happen to you before you even walk in the door. And when a new place pops up, every gullible sap around will go there expecting this one to be different. And after spending hundreds of dollars they realize it's the same ol shit. I started this boycott in the Bham forum and it was received with a lot of cooperation. At least from people who knew the drill.

Thanks that's helpful haha. Can't blame me for trying to get me rocks off. Just paying my new face dues. Ain't no one getting tips.

There was a thin younger lady at brownsprings that answered the door when I rang the bell. Anyone know who she is and if she does massage?

From what I've gathered, these "teaser places" occasionally yield surprises. I'm ok with surprises. No duh, I'd love to know the "sure thing" places, but it's the search also that's fun. And right now I'm putting in the time and money.