Massage Parlor Reports

[PrattVilleGuy]

Also, just because this site exists doesn't mean there aren't guys who are going to the AMPs and who have been going for years. Older gentlemen who don't even frequent the internet and have no idea about this site. It's going to take a personal reputation to get the good stuff. At least that's the vibe I'm getting. Please feel free to PM me the right places to go and spend my money. Because duh yes I want to know. And if I get a nibble on my recon attempts at these places, I'll let why'all know. That's literally what this section of the site is for!

[PrattVilleGuy]

Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.

Thanks that's helpful haha. Can't blame me for trying to get me rocks off. Just paying my new face dues. Ain't no one getting tips.

There was a thin younger lady at brownsprings that answered the door when I rang the bell. Anyone know who she is and if she does massage?

From what I've gathered, these "teaser places" occasionally yield surprises. I'm ok with surprises. No duh, I'd love to know the "sure thing" places, but it's the search also that's fun. And right now I'm putting in the time and money.

[JoeDeertay]

Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.

Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.

[PrattVilleGuy]

So I've been doing some digging and thinking. I think its woodmere that runs past the old Sam's club. Now there's a pepboys and some other things in that building. Actually, it's right near MGM. Same turn as MGM. Anyway, if you keep going towards Shakespeare on woodmere, there's a strip on the right side of the road that's pretty much all korean stuff. The signs are in korean with just a few having English translations. It's the same strip mall as g&s donuts. I don't see any signs which are typical for AMPs, but might be something there. I'm probably just really hopeful and its nothing. Just odd to see a strip mall that's 90% korean stuff.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Went to brown springs road. Massage was nice. I had only been once before and had a table shower. Opted out of shower this visit. She asked had I been before, of course "yes". Then she told me to undress to underwear. I thought that odd but maybe to test if I'm LEO. No big deal though because I told her I was used to getting nude and she said of course that's fine. Very nice and friendly. She took about 6 calls though during the 1 hr. Didn't really bother me though. All were calls for massages. This place is very popular.

First time this has ever happened: I wasn't covered at all the whole time. Even on the flip. Good thing I didn't hesitate though. Her demeanor got more relaxed. She massaged more around my legs, but I can't say it was teasing. I gave universal sign, but no go. She said they don't mind if DIY there but I declined. Will be back. Hope why'all are doing well and getting more than DIY. It's funny, I've got more money now than I ever have since beginning to monger, but ain't nobody want to get it haha. Oh well, I'll enjoy the massages at least. The girl Enna at pearl is cute and super thin. Really young comparatively to everyone else around. She does a really good massage but never have had extra. Anyone had any luck with her?

[JoeDeertay]

I had one one time at trust me it's not worth it. Usually there is an instructor in the room with the student, for different reason.

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

[PrattVilleGuy]

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

[BigBardok]

Does anyone know of any Asian Brazilian waxing places nearby?

[PrattVilleGuy]

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

Not me. Good massage though. Flipped with a hard. She laughed but I really couldn't sense anything going down. Only been once. Don't remember her name. I have a bad habit of not asking and not remembering even if I ask. Same thing when I get my hair cut haha.

[RealDealMan03]

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

[PrattVilleGuy]

I've got a review of the local table super scene and small warning at the end.

I'll start by saying it's been a few months since I've been to MGM but the shower there was nice and thorough.

Brown springs road, the mama / manager is super nice and loud. I liked her personality. She is who did my shower. Let me just say that she has long fake nails and I'm pretty sure some of my DNA is under them haha. I enjoy back scratches like anyone else but the water burned on the scratches. And it wasn't any different when she got to my crack. She got me clean though. With her talons.

Pearls shower was nice and long and the nicest of the 3 rooms. She wouldn't wash my junk though and poured soap on and made me. Because of that only, it wasn't as thorough.

Now for the warning. At pearl, they have a small pillow with which to lay your head on. I ended up putting my chin on it when face down. Kinda awkward but probably better I used my chin than the side of my face, although it would have been way better not to use it at all. When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had red squares all over the underside of my chin at every place my skin came in contact with that pillow. Probably some kind of fungal growth. It's still here 2 days later. It kinda looks like razor burn but it's too organized from the pattern to really be able to play it off as razor burn. I remember having a similar mark on my forehead from the shower at MGM and it's sponge. At any rate, what I have on my chin now is super noticeable and weird looking so be warned if you're a person who needs to not have marks on your face for dats. Honestly, you all probably already know this stuff but it kind of got me by surprise.

Essentially I have or had red spots from all 3 table showers.

MGM sponge.

Pearl pillow thing.

Brown springs rd talons.

Ima go find the vagisil I guess haha.

Prattguy.

[Wiregrass]

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?

These girls well understand hand jerk signage, finger in mouth, rubbing / licking motions, etc. , all followed by flashing cash. Besides, I wouldn't want LEO to bust in and find me with written offers to commit a crime. Now YMMV.

[PrattVilleGuy]

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?