Massage Parlor Reports

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-08-18 23:34

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-08-18 17:56

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

**BigBardok** · 06-02-18 13:27

Does anyone know of any Asian Brazilian waxing places nearby?

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-24-18 09:24

Originally Posted by RealDealMan03 [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

Not me. Good massage though. Flipped with a hard. She laughed but I really couldn't sense anything going down. Only been once. Don't remember her name. I have a bad habit of not asking and not remembering even if I ask. Same thing when I get my hair cut haha.

**RealDealMan03** · 05-23-18 14:07

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-21-18 09:35

I've got a review of the local table super scene and small warning at the end.

I'll start by saying it's been a few months since I've been to MGM but the shower there was nice and thorough.

Brown springs road, the mama / manager is super nice and loud. I liked her personality. She is who did my shower. Let me just say that she has long fake nails and I'm pretty sure some of my DNA is under them haha. I enjoy back scratches like anyone else but the water burned on the scratches. And it wasn't any different when she got to my crack. She got me clean though. With her talons.

Pearls shower was nice and long and the nicest of the 3 rooms. She wouldn't wash my junk though and poured soap on and made me. Because of that only, it wasn't as thorough.

Now for the warning. At pearl, they have a small pillow with which to lay your head on. I ended up putting my chin on it when face down. Kinda awkward but probably better I used my chin than the side of my face, although it would have been way better not to use it at all. When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had red squares all over the underside of my chin at every place my skin came in contact with that pillow. Probably some kind of fungal growth. It's still here 2 days later. It kinda looks like razor burn but it's too organized from the pattern to really be able to play it off as razor burn. I remember having a similar mark on my forehead from the shower at MGM and it's sponge. At any rate, what I have on my chin now is super noticeable and weird looking so be warned if you're a person who needs to not have marks on your face for dats. Honestly, you all probably already know this stuff but it kind of got me by surprise.

Essentially I have or had red spots from all 3 table showers.

MGM sponge.

Pearl pillow thing.

Brown springs rd talons.

Ima go find the vagisil I guess haha.

Prattguy.

**Wiregrass** · 05-20-18 17:26

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?

These girls well understand hand jerk signage, finger in mouth, rubbing / licking motions, etc. , all followed by flashing cash. Besides, I wouldn't want LEO to bust in and find me with written offers to commit a crime. Now YMMV.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-20-18 15:17

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-19-18 20:30

Went 0 and 3 today.

#1 Lucy at Lu s.

Lots of teasing but no go.

#2 zuzu or Lu at brown springs road.

Massage was so good little man woke up but alas no help.

#3 forgot to ask name (was the only one at the desk when done so might have been the mama) at pearl.

I said light massage and it was like an hour of teasing. I did what Wiregrass does under my sunglasses. She tried to take the donation after not even trying the task. I guess she thought it was hers no matter what. She picked it up. I said give it here and I'll give it to you in the front. She acted like she didn't understand. I grabbed it. Did the TS and waited at the front for her to give me 20 back from 100. She handed it to me and then I left. Told her she was very pretty in a better-luck-next-time sort of way.

Honestly, what the heck? Who is giving these folks such big tips for absolutely nothing? She got off giving the easiest massage ever and wanted 40? Hell no.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-19-18 09:34

I forgot a couple of things to report. There was a review left on rm about another success at Lu s about a month ago named ruby. I called and they said she wasn't working there anymore because her back was hurting. I contacted the guy who left the review asking about any other options in the area and he said he had heard that you could get something at pearl. Not sure if he was from the area or not but. Anyone had any luck at pearl? Also do they have a TS? I see flip flops under the chair everytime I'm there.

Anyone ever had the experience of having a 4 hand he? Seems like that would be an especially nice dream.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-18-18 22:08

Feels like a burden has been lifted seeing this site back up. Sign in still the same and everything. Quick note, there is a new review on rm of a he at Lus in Prattville. Might try to check it out. If someone else already has been, let me know you're experience! In the lul of the site down I did find my own little squeeze at a "legit" parlor. Can't share yet because I have nothing else to fall back on. But I've been 3 times and had a good time 3 times.

**Wiregrass** · 04-05-18 23:21

With some of these gals it doesn't matter how much you offer, it's not enough. Offer what you feel it is worth and let them decide.

$40 for an AMP HJ is very typical; compare that to many hourly workers who must also pay the tax man.
Plus, no extras = zero tip; their choice.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 04-05-18 16:20

1 for 1 today. First time for HE. MGM gives me a really creepy feeling. Not sure her name. Asked several times. Jay or something like that. Teeny tiny old gal. First TS. That was nice but the look of the room is like a torture chamber haha. Lied and said I had been before. She asked how old I was. I told her and I guess I made the cut. Wasn't a bad massage, but she really had an unpleasant disposition. Sure do wish I had discovered this hobby sooner and gotten someone like Mimi. Her little hands did feel nice on me though, if'and you know what I mean. She tried to get 60 and I only had 40 duh. She said "why?" very nastily. Honestly, I was ready to go somewhere else and actually pass on the HE because she was just so unpleasant. If she had said no and not done it, I actually would've been relieved. Instead she got on the table and worked on it. Wasn't too disappointed after. She made me massage her shoulders after like WTF? Will probably try pearl tomorrow and post review. I actually know several Korean guys from Hyundai. Never thought to ask but may get around to finding where they go. If its such a big deal in Korea then you know for sure there is an undisclosed location just for them. Someone needs to hack Todd strange email and find out where he gets his pickle tickled. If why'all had to pick between pearl and Chantilly / wynlakes MP, what would you suggest? Review to follow. Got to drop me some monies to pay new face dues. Tia.

Prattguy.

**Highway Man** · 04-04-18 23:51

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?

Also I have not read review sites in many years, but back then you had to provide a review to join for free and many of those so called reviews were pure BS. Not sure how it is now.

**Highway Man** · 04-04-18 23:48

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?

I have gotten to know a few mamasans and it does help you get routed to the new and funner girls. Never tried tipping and asking for a phone call. I find a place I feel a good vibe and just become a regular. Some times they loosen up and other times its like Lu's where I really enjoy Yu Yu's massages but know there is no HE in my future. Mary is a good tease and gives a decent massage but I click with Yu Yu. Very aggressive girl. I always tease her about things like HE, boy friends, etc but that is it.

There are 4 in Montgomery. MGM, Pearl, Brown Springs Rd. Accupressure (Atlanta Highway by AUM turn off) and the one off of Chantilly Pky in the shopping center across the road from the McDonalds. I have hit Brownsprings Rd. For many years and the mama is very cool. Good massages. Every once in a while they have a girl that gets a little loose with the rules, but pretty straight and she tries to keep it on the up and up. She is so nice I don't push the limits there. No luck at Pearl. Had one incredibly beautiful girl there for a short period but no extras for me. The one off Chantilly I had good luck one time a while back but the last trip got the worst of the worst massage and never went back. MGM had a sweetheart there for a while, but she is gone. Have been a couple times since then.

There is also one in Wetumpka, Lucky 7 or something. Great massage but very straight. Not even a hint of having fun. PM me about your experience at Lu's. That is interesting.

Years ago there was an AMP on Twain Curve in Montgomery. I know they went through my pants, but they were also a true AMP so I would always leave my I'd in the car and bring in enough money for massage and tip knowing they would check it out and know I was equipped to tip. It was fun for a while but it got to the point I felt the girls were being abused and never went back. The mama followed me to the car asking how much tip I gave girl. I just shrugged like I couldn't understand her. Had a feeling they were shaking her down too. The place got the worst feel to it and I have been to quite a few.