Massage Parlor Reports

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-24-18 09:10

I'm pretty new to the game. But I spend my $ on the girls generally that do give good massages. And there actually are quite a few. I guess I figure, if they are actually trying to give a good massage (in hopes for a tip), then they will give extra if they really want the tip. I don't have infinite amounts of money, but if I wanted specifically a lady of the night, I know where to find one. I'm not a weeaboo, but I definitely like the draw of the AMP. And most of the folks I've had massages from, I wouldn't mind getting he from. I'm hooked on the chase and the search. In this town, if there is a place without a chase (literally none at all), if history is any indication, it would be shut down. Literally everywhere I've looked online states that you probably won't get extra the first time you go. And yes, it would suck to go somewhere a million times and get nothing, but reading between the lines on this site, I've been able to go to the right places to make some good memories. Tbh, and I've said this before, what wiregrass describes as his typical way of asking / telling does work for me more than anything else. It will probably work just as well in any other town across the state and country as well. Hell there are a lot of enticing things about trying for a he in an AMP. The walls are so thin, it's cool when you got them doing it, and the white chick mama is on the other side of the wall and has no idea (but she probably does.) tons of allure. I'm spending my money to find good girls so you don't have to. So get off muh back dude.

**Wiregrass** · 06-23-18 20:05

I'm with PVG on this one. I never joined the boycotts and I continue to visit them (again yesterday). For many years I've only tipped for the received service.

I always make it clear, no happy = no tip. If I DIY then no tip. The choice is always theirs; sometimes we both get what we want.

I have no problem with their begging routines, they knew the deal and they declined.

**JoeDeertay** · 06-23-18 16:23

Hey dude, I get what you're saying. I went down the same road you did years ago. By the time you find that "surprise" you could buy yourself a new tv or comfortable recliner. Or a hooker to blast off in. There are far too many of these places around. One out of ten will actually give a good massage so you feel like you've got your money's worth, but the rest are just half assed massages and tip beggars. And to get a shitty massage and then jerk yourself off, and THEN tip them is just assanine. And there's hundreds of guys who are that pathetic that do that. So, why in the world would they do it to you, when someone obviously has no problem doing it to themselves, and then paying someone. For what? To watch? But that's why these places are everywhere. Because people don't have the balls not to go. Even when they are bludgeoned to death with facts and information. I can tell you what's going to happen to you before you even walk in the door. And when a new place pops up, every gullible sap around will go there expecting this one to be different. And after spending hundreds of dollars they realize it's the same ol shit. I started this boycott in the Bham forum and it was received with a lot of cooperation. At least from people who knew the drill.

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Thanks that's helpful haha. Can't blame me for trying to get me rocks off. Just paying my new face dues. Ain't no one getting tips.

There was a thin younger lady at brownsprings that answered the door when I rang the bell. Anyone know who she is and if she does massage?

From what I've gathered, these "teaser places" occasionally yield surprises. I'm ok with surprises. No duh, I'd love to know the "sure thing" places, but it's the search also that's fun. And right now I'm putting in the time and money.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-23-18 13:38

Also, just because this site exists doesn't mean there aren't guys who are going to the AMPs and who have been going for years. Older gentlemen who don't even frequent the internet and have no idea about this site. It's going to take a personal reputation to get the good stuff. At least that's the vibe I'm getting. Please feel free to PM me the right places to go and spend my money. Because duh yes I want to know. And if I get a nibble on my recon attempts at these places, I'll let why'all know. That's literally what this section of the site is for!

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-23-18 13:25

Originally Posted by JoeDeertay [View Original Post]

Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.

Thanks that's helpful haha. Can't blame me for trying to get me rocks off. Just paying my new face dues. Ain't no one getting tips.

There was a thin younger lady at brownsprings that answered the door when I rang the bell. Anyone know who she is and if she does massage?

From what I've gathered, these "teaser places" occasionally yield surprises. I'm ok with surprises. No duh, I'd love to know the "sure thing" places, but it's the search also that's fun. And right now I'm putting in the time and money.

**JoeDeertay** · 06-22-18 18:06

Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-22-18 09:04

Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-20-18 10:06

So I've been doing some digging and thinking. I think its woodmere that runs past the old Sam's club. Now there's a pepboys and some other things in that building. Actually, it's right near MGM. Same turn as MGM. Anyway, if you keep going towards Shakespeare on woodmere, there's a strip on the right side of the road that's pretty much all korean stuff. The signs are in korean with just a few having English translations. It's the same strip mall as g&s donuts. I don't see any signs which are typical for AMPs, but might be something there. I'm probably just really hopeful and its nothing. Just odd to see a strip mall that's 90% korean stuff.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-20-18 09:57

Went to brown springs road. Massage was nice. I had only been once before and had a table shower. Opted out of shower this visit. She asked had I been before, of course "yes". Then she told me to undress to underwear. I thought that odd but maybe to test if I'm LEO. No big deal though because I told her I was used to getting nude and she said of course that's fine. Very nice and friendly. She took about 6 calls though during the 1 hr. Didn't really bother me though. All were calls for massages. This place is very popular.

First time this has ever happened: I wasn't covered at all the whole time. Even on the flip. Good thing I didn't hesitate though. Her demeanor got more relaxed. She massaged more around my legs, but I can't say it was teasing. I gave universal sign, but no go. She said they don't mind if DIY there but I declined. Will be back. Hope why'all are doing well and getting more than DIY. It's funny, I've got more money now than I ever have since beginning to monger, but ain't nobody want to get it haha. Oh well, I'll enjoy the massages at least. The girl Enna at pearl is cute and super thin. Really young comparatively to everyone else around. She does a really good massage but never have had extra. Anyone had any luck with her?

**JoeDeertay** · 06-09-18 12:26

I had one one time at trust me it's not worth it. Usually there is an instructor in the room with the student, for different reason.

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-08-18 23:34

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

Originally Posted by PrattVilleGuy [View Original Post]

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

**PrattVilleGuy** · 06-08-18 17:56

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

**BigBardok** · 06-02-18 13:27

Does anyone know of any Asian Brazilian waxing places nearby?

**PrattVilleGuy** · 05-24-18 09:24

Originally Posted by RealDealMan03 [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

Not me. Good massage though. Flipped with a hard. She laughed but I really couldn't sense anything going down. Only been once. Don't remember her name. I have a bad habit of not asking and not remembering even if I ask. Same thing when I get my hair cut haha.