Massage Parlor Reports

**Wulf2050** · 11-13-20 11:51

Been in Houliang a couple times and thought I was going to have some extra attention once as the woman sat on my head for a minute. Before I could do anything some dude working there stuck his head in the door and she stopped. Not saying they had cameras as I didn't see any but who knows? Decent massage though.

Originally Posted by KudzuKid [View Original Post]

Went to Houliang yesterday since Kung Fu was closed. My girl wore black jeans and a black polo shirt. Short black hair. Had a mask. Pretty eyes. Massage was very good, but was covered throughout with no hint of anything extra. The most remarkable thing was the lady up front indicated Houliang does outcall as far north as Cullman, for an appropriate mileage fee of course.

**BulldogLoverr** · 11-11-20 14:45

Originally Posted by IAmAmazing [View Original Post]

With Kung Fu closing, I feel that there might be a targeting of the known DiY establishments. I also went down to Mobile recently and had a very conservative experience. No teasing, and I was covered the whole time. Could there be a state wide crackdown or something?

I think you are seeing an increase in regulation at the municipal level. From what I have heard most of the trouble that places are running into is coming from cities changing their codes and stepping up local enforcement of them.

**BhamGuy5** · 11-11-20 13:35

I l haven't been on here in over a month but I see you all were talking about Carmen Lee. She is by far in a league of her own, even back when you had places in Bham offering extras she was still the Ultimate GFE with an amazing massage. I've been a regular for years and she only sees regulars or if you are vouched for by a regular. She works part time as a nurse and she doesn't have the old house in Hueytown anymore. She is a jewel. I don't just give her info out anymore because she really doesn't do new client's but if you have an UTR and I mean really UTR pm me and we can trade. SR members.

**IAmAmazing** · 11-10-20 12:10

With Kung Fu closing, I feel that there might be a targeting of the known DiY establishments. I also went down to Mobile recently and had a very conservative experience. No teasing, and I was covered the whole time. Could there be a state wide crackdown or something?

**BulldogLoverr** · 11-02-20 14:37

Originally Posted by KudzuKid [View Original Post]

Went to Houliang yesterday since Kung Fu was closed. My girl wore black jeans and a black polo shirt. Short black hair. Had a mask. Pretty eyes. Massage was very good, but was covered throughout with no hint of anything extra. The most remarkable thing was the lady up front indicated Houliang does outcall as far north as Cullman, for an appropriate mileage fee of course.

With everything else being shutdown in Vestavia the one left isn't going to take any chances.

**Kudzu Kid** · 11-02-20 08:12

Went to Houliang yesterday since Kung Fu was closed. My girl wore black jeans and a black polo shirt. Short black hair. Had a mask. Pretty eyes. Massage was very good, but was covered throughout with no hint of anything extra. The most remarkable thing was the lady up front indicated Houliang does outcall as far north as Cullman, for an appropriate mileage fee of course.

**Kudzu Kid** · 11-01-20 21:27

Originally Posted by IAmAmazing [View Original Post]

Kung Fu was my go to for legit massage plus DIY. The ladies there were always good at both locations. Lotus / Lilly and Discover in Trussville was / is the same way. Some of the other places are hit and miss though.

Learned this weekend both Kung Fu locations (Laurel Road and Old Town Road) are now closed. Reason unknown.

**IAmAmazing** · 10-25-20 17:52

Originally Posted by Wr400 [View Original Post]

Hey guys what best place to try in Atlanta for girls in there 20's.

I went to Tiger Spa once and got a 20 something year old Latina. She was easily an 8/10. She wasn't down for any freakiness but good none the less.

**Rob Anders** · 10-20-20 05:18

Has anyone tried her before?

https://bham.craigslist.org/rnr/d/la...206138146.html

**SwC5656** · 10-15-20 18:14

Originally Posted by WhickPoss [View Original Post]

Any massage places open in Alabaster and Hoover if so I guess they like Ku Fungi DIY.

Yep, sadly the ones that are left (and there ain't many) are ALL the same. Save your money for a day trip to Atlanta. You'll be glad you did. .

**BuckInHere** · 10-12-20 22:32

Originally Posted by Wr400 [View Original Post]

Hey guys what best place to try in Atlanta for girls in there 20's.

I belive you are looking for gold massage.

**Wr400** · 10-12-20 18:19

Hey guys what best place to try in Atlanta for girls in there 20's.

**WhickPoss** · 10-11-20 11:28

Any massage places open in Alabaster and Hoover if so I guess they like Ku Fungi DIY.

**IAmAmazing** · 10-10-20 22:29

Originally Posted by Rodj88 [View Original Post]

I know this may not be for everyone, but here are a few things I've had to accept.

1. Most places will not take care of you the way you want.

2. The places and people that will are at times very risky, not so clean, and most timed terrible attitudes.

3. A good massage is hard to find especially with an HE. (I only know of 1 sure place).

With those things in mind here's the conclusion I've come to:

The places that give a really good message and take me 75% there are a decent compromise. Yes, it shouldn't have to be one at all, but for a good massage and enough attention to help me mostly across the finish line for $60 I consider a decent deal. Again, this is not my preferred experience, and from what I've learned from those who've been doing this longer than me things used to be a lot better, but it's still the best thing I know to do short of going out of town.

I've had pretty great 75% experiences at Kung Fu massage, and the only sure place I know I won't be disappointed is Pam. Other than that it's I-20 over to ATL.

Just my thoughts.

If anyone knows more please feel free to DM me.

Rob.

Kung Fu was my go to for legit massage plus DIY. The ladies there were always good at both locations. Lotus / Lilly and Discover in Trussville was / is the same way. Some of the other places are hit and miss though.

**Rodj88** · 10-08-20 15:25

I know this may not be for everyone, but here are a few things I've had to accept.

1. Most places will not take care of you the way you want.

2. The places and people that will are at times very risky, not so clean, and most timed terrible attitudes.

3. A good massage is hard to find especially with an HE. (I only know of 1 sure place).

With those things in mind here's the conclusion I've come to:

The places that give a really good message and take me 75% there are a decent compromise. Yes, it shouldn't have to be one at all, but for a good massage and enough attention to help me mostly across the finish line for $60 I consider a decent deal. Again, this is not my preferred experience, and from what I've learned from those who've been doing this longer than me things used to be a lot better, but it's still the best thing I know to do short of going out of town.

I've had pretty great 75% experiences at Kung Fu massage, and the only sure place I know I won't be disappointed is Pam. Other than that it's I-20 over to ATL.

Just my thoughts.

If anyone knows more please feel free to DM me.

Rob.

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