Massage Parlor Reports

[TideLover]

Where did all the AMP go to advertise and the local girls. RR is mostly out of town providers and high priced.

Tug.

I never paid that much attention to the AMPs ads unless I was out of town looking for a last minute relief. I do.

Sometimes see them on LC and STG.

Most on RR seen fake however I've had the most luck taking chances from it. I've gotten burned or horrible service from ones on STG or LC.

[RubnTugn]

Where did all the AMP go to advertise and the local girls. RR is mostly out of town providers and high priced.

Tug.

[Bully]

Two true blasts from the past that I would love to reconnect with. If anyone has seen or has an update, I would really appreciate a PM. Thank you.

I have Angie's number, as we are friends, but I don't think she wants it out there.

Reconnected with Charm recently on FB, and she seems clean and happy, so I wouldn't want to the one to try and drag her. Back in.

[StratorSux1984]

Oh, I know the place you speak of. Hell, everyone does. If someone has been there as long as they've had the doors open, they've gotten a HJ. The same as with any other location that is owned by the same woman who had Lotus at the various locations it was at, and Lily now. That's why places get busted. When girls just grab your hog and take off. And now with all the girls that was at Lotus at Lily, how long do you think it will be before they get led out of there with handcuffs. Or maybe the cops are looking the other way because they're getting freebies. I think they're time is coming though. And I've literally been in every massage place of business around town as far back as 1995. And in various cities in multiple states.

That was a little hard to follow, but the provider I visited did leave the door cracked, and had a handy towel closeby to cover quickly as needed. She never pressured or requested any specific tip, and didn't suggest self service. It's why I brought it up when people mentioned there were no non-Self service options in b'ham. Maybe you're talking about a different place / lady, or just had vastly different experiences than I, but in any event, happy mongering.

QQ.

[QuietlyQuirky]

That a wise decision. At times when I've been out running errands, there's a particular vehicle that I have seen parked there and near a few other establishments around. It's no coincidence either, and it's no customer. The thing I never understood about these places is why they never lock the door when they are in session. Especially if there's only one masseuse working. That would at least give them some time to cover you up, or run. Whatever the case may be. There's plenty of places I've been to over the years who do do that. All of the old FS spas around town way back when did that. Didn't really matter because anyone with half a brain knew what went on there. But these places are trying to come off as legit joints and they're not. I was hoping the covid would've shut them all down. I'm not about jerking myself and "teeping" them for doing it. That, to me is where a guy has hit rock bottom and is a complete loser. There's no telling how many I've pissed off over the years because I wouldn't give in to them trying to put oil in my hands. I ask them to do it for me, and they refuse, so at that point I'm done. And then they realize I'm not the normal jackass they see, and they start in on the "massagee was good, right? And when I give them their 60 then they start in on "no teep?" Then they try to convince you that they "get nothing of it, it all goes to the boss", blah, blah. And some have been totally legit joints, covered as you should, and still they start in on the tipping when you leave. I just ask them point blank, "tip for what?" Then they get their backs up and get pissy. And this happens because some pathetic dweeb has give them 40,60 $ for them having the pleasure of watching you jerk off. It's no different than not tipping a waiter or waitress for horrible service. There's no need to leave them $10 for doing a shitty job. They're going to expect that all the time, and still be giving people shitty service.

That was a little hard to follow, but the provider I visited did leave the door cracked, and had a handy towel closeby to cover quickly as needed. She never pressured or requested any specific tip, and didn't suggest self service. It's why I brought it up when people mentioned there were no non-Self service options in b'ham. Maybe you're talking about a different place / lady, or just had vastly different experiences than I, but in any event, happy mongering.

QQ.

[StratorSux1984]

That a wise decision. At times when I've been out running errands, there's a particular vehicle that I have seen parked there and near a few other establishments around. It's no coincidence either, and it's no customer. The thing I never understood about these places is why they never lock the door when they are in session. Especially if there's only one masseuse working. That would at least give them some time to cover you up, or run. Whatever the case may be. There's plenty of places I've been to over the years who do do that. All of the old FS spas around town way back when did that. Didn't really matter because anyone with half a brain knew what went on there. But these places are trying to come off as legit joints and they're not. I was hoping the covid would've shut them all down. I'm not about jerking myself and "teeping" them for doing it. That, to me is where a guy has hit rock bottom and is a complete loser. There's no telling how many I've pissed off over the years because I wouldn't give in to them trying to put oil in my hands. I ask them to do it for me, and they refuse, so at that point I'm done. And then they realize I'm not the normal jackass they see, and they start in on the "massagee was good, right? And when I give them their 60 then they start in on "no teep?" Then they try to convince you that they "get nothing of it, it all goes to the boss", blah, blah. And some have been totally legit joints, covered as you should, and still they start in on the tipping when you leave. I just ask them point blank, "tip for what?" Then they get their backs up and get pissy. And this happens because some pathetic dweeb has give them 40,60 $ for them having the pleasure of watching you jerk off. It's no different than not tipping a waiter or waitress for horrible service. There's no need to leave them $10 for doing a shitty job. They're going to expect that all the time, and still be giving people shitty service.

Thanks for the warning, she's generally pretty cautious, at least the few times I've frequented the establishment. That being said, think I'll stick to other avenues. Better safe than sorry!

QQ.

[QuietlyQuirky]

I would steer clear of any place associated with the woman that runs this particular establishment. She also runs Lily and Lotus, which got busted and closed down. It's only a matter of time when a bunch of over the hill masseuse's get handcuffed and escorted out the door. Don't be that guy that's there when it does.

Thanks for the warning, she's generally pretty cautious, at least the few times I've frequented the establishment. That being said, think I'll stick to other avenues. Better safe than sorry!

QQ.

[TideLover]

She is in apartment and has roommate but private room good provider

Welcome to the board! Please tell us more!

[SwC5656]

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[StratorSux1984]

I would steer clear of any place associated with the woman that runs this particular establishment. She also runs Lily and Lotus, which got busted and closed down. It's only a matter of time when a bunch of over the hill masseuse's get handcuffed and escorted out the door. Don't be that guy that's there when it does.

Angel Spa over there by that hobby lobby is more than DIY, not a FS spot (at least not for me), but the provider there will finish the job, reasonable rates as well.

[StratorSux1984]

Texted her awhile back and quoted $200 for massage and handy. Options were dinng at the why, hi, showering and some other lame shit. Prices were $30 to 60 for that. I passed. Not going to shell out 2 bones for a lame ass massage and handy. Plus she looks like meth head when she's not doctoring up her photos.

Had any experience with this one?

https://birmingham.rubratings.com/202788

[Jsollie]

She is in apartment and has roommate but private room good provider.

I have not not visited her. Talked to her briefly.

[CrazyTown]

Ohhhh. I do too. There is nothing here at the moment. Or in a long time.

I messaged her and said she's in some apartment $$ what was quoted. Trying to figure out if she's associated with that Megan chick. Megan cash and dashed me in Memphis. I see she's back and forth between Bham and Memphis.

Oh I miss the days with Charm and many other choices.

[TideLover]

I have not not visited her. Talked to her briefly.

I messaged her and said she's in some apartment $$ what was quoted. Trying to figure out if she's associated with that Megan chick. Megan cash and dashed me in Memphis. I see she's back and forth between Bham and Memphis.

Oh I miss the days with Charm and many other choices.

[CrazyTown]

Believe Charm is completely out of the business. Ran into her at her place of work. She seemed very happy.

Two true blasts from the past that I would love to reconnect with. If anyone has seen or has an update, I would really appreciate a PM. Thank you.