Massage Parlor Reports

[DuckHed]

https://birmingham.skipthegames.com/...4/102765252575

Has anyone tried? Hoping not a scam or LE. Details on what masseuse looks like would be appreciated.

Not necessarily. But the pics are guaranteed to be fake and picked just for the ad. There are indeed traveling AMP or KMP girls who set up shop in a hotel room. The chances are you will more likely meet an average asian lady who will try to up-sale you to death and at last provide a very lackluster service at its best. That said, there is also a small chance that you could get lucky and meet up a gem. I have tried my luck a few times with them and mostly left as soon as the door opened. But there were also occasions that I fell in love.

[DaddyJ95]

https://birmingham.skipthegames.com/...4/102765252575

Has anyone tried? Hoping not a scam or LE. Details on what masseuse looks like would be appreciated.

[RigersHate]

While getting a massage at this local place, the Asian masseuse said she Work and return Home, don't do any shopping, not even Grocery Stores. Someone shopping for them.

[IAmAmazing]

Hello. Only been around a couple months. Here for work. Looking for some action locally. Specifically white providers? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

I almost forgot to say that there's nothing in T-Town. The "area" I was referring to is Birmingham.

[IAmAmazing]

Hello. Only been around a couple months. Here for work. Looking for some action locally. Specifically white providers? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

The only MPs you'll find with white providers in this area are legit therapeutic massage practices. No funny business of any kind. If you want additional services, you will have to find an escort. Or you could drive down to Atlanta and there you will mostly find Asian and Latina, providers.

[GunsNTitties93]

Like I said, here if a place takes money up front, you're no doubt guaranteed a bullshit experience. Angel and Lily and every other place that no good, slimy b $#!h has owned, has always been a con game. I would be willing to bet they've never given anyone a full hr massage. One of the things I started doing was when they came back into the room to start the massage. I would roll over and look at the clock and say something about the time. That way they can't say shit when there's a discrepancy about shorting time. I really wish people had the guts enough to stay the fuck away from these bullshit places.

Sounds like she has set up an assembly line, LMFAO! Once I was at Lily's. After 10 minutes of some half assed massage, she left the room and didn't come back for at least 10 minutes. But she left again after 10 minutes or so. After waiting a couple minutes, I got up, put my clothes on, left a dollar in the room and left. I guess people like me is the reason some of these local places collect the house fee up front now. Needless to say that in most big major cities that's norm but because of vast competition most will provide complete service.

[GunsNTitties93]

What was the tip for? Surely you weren't face down the whole time.

90 Minute, Fell Asleep, Awakening she said my time is finish, paid 90 minute house fee and $40 tip.

[DuckHed]

Dropped by Angel to see if there was any new talent. Drew Emily who is not the Emily that works out of Lily. Had to pay first (is this a new trend? Started off with light massage face down which lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me to flip. I'm thinking WTF? She assured me she'd continue the massage later. Proceeded with standard HB (new abbreviation for happy beginning). When I started to feel around, she happpily lifted her blouse and poked a B-cup into my face. Standard finish with a hot towel clean up. The rest of the massage was like a Swedish technique on steroids lots of vigorous stroking instead of digging for knotted muscles. I actually kind of like it towards the end. She eventually shorted me 10 minutes and accepted the standard $40 tip.

Sounds like she has set up an assembly line, LMFAO! Once I was at Lily's. After 10 minutes of some half assed massage, she left the room and didn't come back for at least 10 minutes. But she left again after 10 minutes or so. After waiting a couple minutes, I got up, put my clothes on, left a dollar in the room and left. I guess people like me is the reason some of these local places collect the house fee up front now. Needless to say that in most big major cities that's norm but because of vast competition most will provide complete service.

[CoonHunter]

90 Minute, Fell Asleep, Awakening she said my time is finish, paid 90 minute house fee and $40 tip.

[RubnTugn]

Dropped by Angel to see if there was any new talent. Drew Emily who is not the Emily that works out of Lily. Had to pay first (is this a new trend? Started off with light massage face down which lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me to flip. I'm thinking WTF? She assured me she'd continue the massage later. Proceeded with standard HB (new abbreviation for happy beginning). When I started to feel around, she happpily lifted her blouse and poked a B-cup into my face. Standard finish with a hot towel clean up. The rest of the massage was like a Swedish technique on steroids lots of vigorous stroking instead of digging for knotted muscles. I actually kind of like it towards the end. She eventually shorted me 10 minutes and accepted the standard $40 tip.

I experienced the same with Emily, pay $60 first, then she takes you to room then leaves to finish another customer. Finally she comes back, 5 minutes lite rub and the pillow. Turn over. Another customer comes in and she goes and is gone 15 minutes. Comes back pulls out her tits and proceeds to mechanical HB. Clean up and now a rub here and there. I was shorted time in the beginning waiting and then she left again for a new customer. Done with that place. And she expects a tip!

Tug.

[CornCob7]

$60 and $40 tips is winning.

[GunsNTitties93]

Hopefully no one will go and put up with this crap. That organization is known for shorting people, half ass massages, and there's a few that have wanted money up front. This is what I've learned over the years. When they want you to pay up front, 100% of the time the massage will not be worth a shit.

Dropped by Angel to see if there was any new talent. Drew Emily who is not the Emily that works out of Lily. Had to pay first (is this a new trend? Started off with light massage face down which lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me to flip. I'm thinking WTF? She assured me she'd continue the massage later. Proceeded with standard HB (new abbreviation for happy beginning). When I started to feel around, she happpily lifted her blouse and poked a B-cup into my face. Standard finish with a hot towel clean up. The rest of the massage was like a Swedish technique on steroids lots of vigorous stroking instead of digging for knotted muscles. I actually kind of like it towards the end. She eventually shorted me 10 minutes and accepted the standard $40 tip.

[BT767]

Dropped by Angel to see if there was any new talent. Drew Emily who is not the Emily that works out of Lily. Had to pay first (is this a new trend? Started off with light massage face down which lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me to flip. I'm thinking WTF? She assured me she'd continue the massage later. Proceeded with standard HB (new abbreviation for happy beginning). When I started to feel around, she happpily lifted her blouse and poked a B-cup into my face. Standard finish with a hot towel clean up. The rest of the massage was like a Swedish technique on steroids lots of vigorous stroking instead of digging for knotted muscles. I actually kind of like it towards the end. She eventually shorted me 10 minutes and accepted the standard $40 tip.

Had a similar experience a while back at Angel. I don't remember her name, but she was definitely a B-cup and got me to flip about 5-10 minutes in. But I didn't get a massage after the clean up.

[DaddyJ95]

Dropped by Angel to see if there was any new talent. Drew Emily who is not the Emily that works out of Lily. Had to pay first (is this a new trend? Started off with light massage face down which lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me to flip. I'm thinking WTF? She assured me she'd continue the massage later. Proceeded with standard HB (new abbreviation for happy beginning). When I started to feel around, she happpily lifted her blouse and poked a B-cup into my face. Standard finish with a hot towel clean up. The rest of the massage was like a Swedish technique on steroids lots of vigorous stroking instead of digging for knotted muscles. I actually kind of like it towards the end. She eventually shorted me 10 minutes and accepted the standard $40 tip.

Can you give details on what she looked like?

[Friday Katz]

Dropped by Angel to see if there was any new talent. Drew Emily who is not the Emily that works out of Lily. Had to pay first (is this a new trend? Started off with light massage face down which lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me to flip. I'm thinking WTF? She assured me she'd continue the massage later. Proceeded with standard HB (new abbreviation for happy beginning). When I started to feel around, she happpily lifted her blouse and poked a B-cup into my face. Standard finish with a hot towel clean up. The rest of the massage was like a Swedish technique on steroids— lots of vigorous stroking instead of digging for knotted muscles. I actually kind of like it towards the end. She eventually shorted me 10 minutes and accepted the standard $40 tip.