Massage Parlor Reports

[Bully]

Never self served at Panda but good to know they don't mind. The massage is so good that's all that's missing.

Always remove towel, and they leave it and tease around.

[TwoWheelSx4]

Made a trip to Panda this afternoon. 90 minutes. 80 bucks. Slightly older woman, mid 30s or 40.

Same deal, towel off and on, lots of attention on the glutes, inner thighs, then abs and thigh fronts on the flip. Reached beneath the towel and finished myself off while she rubbed my thighs. Not ideal, but still worth it. No advance scheduling, only $100 even with tip, and a fantastic massage.

Never self served at Panda but good to know they don't mind. The massage is so good that's all that's missing.

[Member #4802]

Made a trip to Panda this afternoon. 90 minutes. 80 bucks. Slightly older woman, mid 30s or 40.

Same deal, towel off and on, lots of attention on the glutes, inner thighs, then abs and thigh fronts on the flip. Reached beneath the towel and finished myself off while she rubbed my thighs. Not ideal, but still worth it. No advance scheduling, only $100 even with tip, and a fantastic massage.

[Jethro63]

Second time to Bali in the past couple of months. Drew Diana and all I can say is wow. She is exactly what I like, petite little spinner with a banging body. Probably mid 20's. Natural B's or maybe C's (I can't judge cup size). Her Engrish is pretty bad, but this I can forgive. She knows she's hot too. Posing now and again during our session to show off her nicer features.

I gave her the full amount up front. $0. 2, just to be clear what I wanted. I could've haggled, but the whole game was much nicer this way.

TS was thorough. She works fast. Little time in the sauna to dry off and warm up. Then in face down in the room. Massage was. Okay. Mostly just firm rubbing. She did get necked and that's always nice. Then the flip. A little 69, rcg, cg, mish to finish. She really got into it. Not just a robot.

Lets look at the score.

Looks. 9.

TS. 7.

Massage. 5.

FS. 9.

Damn, I wish we had a couple gals like Apple and Diana in Knoxville! I'd be in the poor house, but I would be happy as hell.

Jethro

[TwoWheelSx4]

So I decided to try out the new place I'm Alabaster today at 2pm after seeing their ad on BP. First off, this is a great location, very private. Everything about this place says HE is offered. I went in and asked how much for an hour. 60 cash only. She said its face down unless you get hour and half for ninety. Started with TS which was not great. No teasing at all. On to the massage where I was undraped face down, but in flip she kept a towel over my junk even when I removed. This place is PANDA 2. 0, great massage with no extras. I saw an older woman named Shirley. She said they had only been open a week. Oh yea, curtains for doors, remind you of anywhere else. These guys have to be owned by panda as well. When I was leaving I saw some girls that were FOB coming in with suitcases, not hot at all. Left a 10 tip on 90, good massage but very misleading. Prob won't be back unless another report shows HE was given. I'll keep going to FA because at least they tease and give excellent TS. There is another girl at this place who is younger, I would try her if anyone goes.

Thanks for the post. My guess is long as they have curtains there will be no HE.

I had three HE sessions in Hoover with Doo or Dew but she's gone now.

I'm hitting Panda today but only expecting great massage.

[KickKid]

So I decided to try out the new place I'm Alabaster today at 2pm after seeing their ad on BP. First off, this is a great location, very private. Everything about this place says HE is offered. I went in and asked how much for an hour. 60 cash only. She said its face down unless you get hour and half for ninety. Started with TS which was not great. No teasing at all. On to the massage where I was undraped face down, but in flip she kept a towel over my junk even when I removed. This place is PANDA 2. 0, great massage with no extras. I saw an older woman named Shirley. She said they had only been open a week. Oh yea, curtains for doors, remind you of anywhere else. These guys have to be owned by panda as well. When I was leaving I saw some girls that were FOB coming in with suitcases, not hot at all. Left a 10 tip on 90, good massage but very misleading. Prob won't be back unless another report shows HE was given. I'll keep going to FA because at least they tease and give excellent TS. There is another girl at this place who is younger, I would try her if anyone goes.

[CapStoner]

Saw Apple there this afternoon. I called ahead to make an appointment with Diana since I've had two good experiences with her already. Mamasan took me to the room, before I could get any clothes off in comes Diana. She hugs me, says she is busy and has to pass me off to new girl. Offers to show her to me but first collects my fee. I only wanted 30 min but apparently it's the same price regardless ($60). We settle on $120 for the tip. I walk out to meet Apple, who is built similar to Diana. I say OK and she brings me back to the room to undress. I pass on the TS, and she doesn't bother with any massage. CBJ, then FS in several positions. After, she did give me a short massage. On my way out Diana met me at the door to say goodbye and sorry again.

So Apple is apparently easy FS if you're clear about what you want.

[Zodrocket]

I was in Birmingham last week on business and since I was in the area I decided to give Panda a try. Because it was a spur of the moment, I hadn't read any reviews and wasn't really sure what to expect in the Birmingham market. There were 3 young ladies working the desk and the rooms, all fairly attractive with great personalities. Traffic in and out was so heavy that they had to lock the doors between clients as all of them were constantly with a client. The atmosphere was pleasant and the facility was clean and well kept. Rooms were offset with curtains, but privacy didn't seem to be a problem. I had read the BP ad offering a $50 special but was quoted a price of $80 for the hour, a fair price that I gladly paid. As others have pointed out, there were no extras or happy endings. In fact, the provider remained clothed the entire time but I was allowed to unclothe and relax with no towel, my personal preference. If you're just after a happy ending, this isn't the place for you, but if you are after a truly relaxing Asian massage the way its supposed to be done, you've hit the jackpot! I got my full hour+ with no upsell or pressure to tip. I hadn't received an Asian massage that good in a number of years and it reminded me of why I got into visiting AMPs in the first place. I was fortunate to have a skilled Asian provider at the first AMP I frequented. When done well, an Asian massage can be truly sensual and extremely relaxing without having to become sexual. Now I like a happy ending as much as the next guy, but if that's all you've ever received at an AMP, then you have missed out on the best part. For those of you who haven't had the opportunity before, I recommend giving Panda a try. Just go in with no expectations and enjoy the massage. You won't find a better price for that skill level, at least in my experience. Trust me, it will make you fall in love with AMPs all over again and on a much deeper level. I don't mean to sound fluffy here, but do get a feel for the true Asian massage experience and you won't want any other type. The only thing they could have added was a sauna and a walk across my spine. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in need of some real pain relief. Just my $.02 cents for what it's worth. Be safe!

[TwoWheelSx4]

Why after months of reports. Page after page- that say all you will get in Hoover or Homewood is a massage do folks continue to go thinking they will be the ONE to magically break that trend? Then they come on here bitching and complaining that all they were able to get was a massage maybe with a little teasig. Imagine that. Of course if all you wanted was a massage then if it was good you should report it as a damn good massage. From the posts it appears that these two places are set up to be legit massage places and any other activities will be the rare exception and certainly not the rule.

Just my $.02 worth. I have never been to AMP so maybe I am missing one of life's pleasures or frustrations.

It's like I've said many times before. Both places for the money are well worth it just for the massage. On my first three visits I was hoping for HE but it didn't happen then I realized it probably never will happen but nothing wrong with hoping and trying. I've tried to report my findings each time without coming across as complaining. And yes I tip because the massage is that good. I would tip more for HE but they don't know that.

My current HE provider gives a so-so massage. If I could get an HE coupled with a great massage well now that would be a good thing.

[Vscrtlvr]

I totally agree. Panda. A damn good massage at a good price!

Why after months of reports. Page after page- that say all you will get in Hoover or Homewood is a massage do folks continue to go thinking they will be the ONE to magically break that trend? Then they come on here bitching and complaining that all they were able to get was a massage maybe with a little teasig. Imagine that. Of course if all you wanted was a massage then if it was good you should report it as a damn good massage. From the posts it appears that these two places are set up to be legit massage places and any other activities will be the rare exception and certainly not the rule.

Just my $.02 worth. I have never been to AMP so maybe I am missing one of life's pleasures or frustrations.

[Ginal]

Why after months of reports. Page after page- that say all you will get in Hoover or Homewood is a massage do folks continue to go thinking they will be the ONE to magically break that trend? Then they come on here bitching and complaining that all they were able to get was a massage maybe with a little teasig. Imagine that. Of course if all you wanted was a massage then if it was good you should report it as a damn good massage. From the posts it appears that these two places are set up to be legit massage places and any other activities will be the rare exception and certainly not the rule.

Just my $.02 worth. I have never been to AMP so maybe I am missing one of life's pleasures or frustrations.

[Dnetlife]

What the hell did you tip for? If everyone is going to keep tipping them, why would they need to do anything extra. Stop tipping. Whatever they charge for the massage, that's what you pay. If they do something that makes white goo come out of your penis, then you can tip. BTW what is the cost for anything longer than an hour at Panda? I thought it was $80 for an hour and a half. You say it was $100 for two. I've seen different reports. Someone set me straight.

Did a two hour session at Panda today and it was business as usual. Not sure the name of the person I got but she acted like she knew me. Hugged after I handed her a $100 bill for the two hours. Anyway, she gave a decent massage but didn't spend much time near the junk as others have. When I first walked in there was a truck parked out front. Eventually he left and I was the only customer. Hoping that would increase my chances for HE but didn't happen. She never put the towel on my back side and after I turned over she wasn't in a hurry to place it on the front side. I told her it's okay to leave it off. Didn't seem to phase her so I lay there another entire hour with my junk in the wind. I figure put it in their face and who knows maybe one day it could happen. Out of site out of mind is no good so put it out there any chance you get. What I don't understand is why do they drag their shirt covered tits across your face then no HE. Don't they realize that will only go so far? Nevertheless I tipped her decent so she'll remember me. It's sad really because their massages for the price are killer, adding HE would make this the place to be. Guess it would also attract a lot more attention.

What would you expect to pay for a massage and HE at one of the local AMPs? I haven't been since the days of Yoshiko and used pay for full service. Now I'm more interested in a massage and HE.

Thanks

I agree with you 100% and would never visit Panda or any other place that doesn't provide full service.

[Lonely Guy]

I agree with spider man people go to AMP for the happy ending not just the masage. Has anyone visited Bailey or VIP lately can you still get a happy ending there?

L. G.

[TwoWheelSx4]

I think it's $50 for hour, and $80 for 90 min, right?.

I tipped because I got a hell of a massage. Also I do not want them to chase me out the door scolding me because I did not tip. I've heard of them doing this.

I don't tip as well for a massage with no H. E. I figure over time their business will drop off forcing options.

$50 for one hour.

$80 for 1. 5 hours.

$100 for 2 hours

[TideLover]

http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyR...-me-23/7056814

If I knew this was same girl that I saw a while back. I would have not repeated. She's changed phone # and all her pics have changed.

Well she has improved a lot since last time I saw her, great massage and much better technique! Still not worth the $.6 plus getting time cut short by 15min both times.

Looks: 7. She's about 5' 140. With nice rack.

Performance : 7, strong hands for small girl.

Technique : 6