Massage Parlor Reports

[Bully]

You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.

Then there's the dummies, on both sides of the transaction, that think if you ask a cop that they have to tell you they are LEO.

[Member #4577]

You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.

Spidey, she had my attention because she emailed a sexy pic supposedly of herself. We went back and forth in email several times. I was careful not to ask or say anything sexual. Most providers are careful not to discuss details especially in email for obvious reasons. But I thought it was funny how she said no sex in the email and then quoted me a reg massage price and the happy ending extra price. That's when I said well you shouldn't be emailing me back saying no sex but HJ that's okay cause you get busted. That's when she started justifying it and arguing with me about how it's not the same as sex and that her cop buddy confirmed that it was okay. Weird, really weird. For all I know it could have been some cop trying to set me up. It just screamed to me stay the h3 ll away and I did. Birmingham is so fucked up.

[Member #4703]

You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.

[Bully]

One of those Hoover apt. Girls actually told me no sex but giving hjs was all legal. Sounded like she climbed up the Stupid and kicked away the ladder.

Told me the same thing when I warned her about their public ads. She said "hand relief for pay isn't illegal". I told her to go back to law school, because she had obviously missed something in class. They were the worst massages I've ever had anyway.

[Highway Man]

I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!

LOL. I was thinking exactly the same thing. Those girls were about dumb as mud. Heard the same BS about they cannot get naked with a client unless its in the shower, then its OK. LOL. That guy had a true gift for finding them dumb. The Aussie girl actually had some potential.

[Muevelo]

Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.

http://birmingham.backpage.com/Thera...ation/10366191

Anything offering "take your stress away" on Highway 69 has to be a good joint.

[Member #4577]

One of those Hoover apt. Girls actually told me no sex but giving hjs was all legal. Sounded like she climbed up the Stupid and kicked away the ladder.

I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!

[Medical Mal]

Went there earlier this week. Lobby is pretty much empty go up to the door and ring the bell. 80 for entrance fee everything else seemed opened for discussion and pretty much as the same as before. Saw June, overall experience I would say would be an 8/10. Good personality.

Medical Mal.

[DuckHed]

I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!

He said around first of October. He's planning on hiring different types of women, and from what he told me, he seems to be planning to offer extras. If he does set up in Homewood, he's really taking a chance; I once knew an indy escort who was being leaned on by 2 Homewood cops to roll over on a friend of hers. Her lawyer wrote a letter to complain about it; the next day, she gets another visit by the 2 cops, and the first thing they asked was "Why did you call a lawyer?

[TideLover]

I know this girl that's trying to earn some money so that she can get a house. She's utr and doing fbsm. If you're interested and someone I know or trust, I share.

[Member #4703]

Well, when he suggests what they can make in a week, I hope they offer extras. I wouldn't suggest going. The whole thing is an open invitation to get busted.

[Jaymack]

He said around first of October. He's planning on hiring different types of women, and from what he told me, he seems to be planning to offer extras. If he does set up in Homewood, he's really taking a chance; I once knew an indy escort who was being leaned on by 2 Homewood cops to roll over on a friend of hers. Her lawyer wrote a letter to complain about it; the next day, she gets another visit by the 2 cops, and the first thing they asked was "Why did you call a lawyer?

[Bully]

Anyone see this ad? Wonder if it's another AMP or what, doubt it'd survive in Homewood. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyR...ly-25/10456368.

I saw that. Recruiting is best done UTR, and I wouldn't expect something that public to last long. Inviting too many eyes too early.

[TideLover]

Anyone see this ad? Wonder if it's another AMP or what, doubt it'd survive in Homewood. http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyR...ly-25/10456368.

[Vscrtlvr]

I have met her socially. She is actually quite attractive. Not everybody's cup of tea thou as you say. Personally, my experience with older providers has been quite good.

The Hsv girls are legitimate BTW. Fairly new to the indy game. Feeling their way for the most part. Maybe not ready for prime time yet, but they seem to be trying.

She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.