Massage Parlor Reports

**MammieJammer** · 01-22-18 13:40

Trust me when I tell you Lauren Love will still do a massage if you want one all you have to do is ask if that's important to you as part of your session she definitely will do it. MJ.

**Serious69** · 01-22-18 11:41

Originally Posted by CrazyTown [View Original Post]

I do as well.

I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.

**CrazyTown** · 01-21-18 15:32

I do as well.

Originally Posted by NilbogTwo [View Original Post]

Haha, was hoping there might be a second unicorn running around.

**NilbogTwo** · 01-21-18 14:42

Originally Posted by CrazyTown [View Original Post]

When I say one of my favorites, I am referring to my experiences over the years. Sorry, I know you can't read my mind. Ha ha.

Haha, was hoping there might be a second unicorn running around.

**CrazyTown** · 01-21-18 09:48

When I say one of my favorites, I am referring to my experiences over the years. Sorry, I know you can't read my mind. Ha ha.

Originally Posted by NilbogTwo [View Original Post]

One of? You know other providers that are on par? Cause if you know someone else as good / better, please share.

Or they are not as good but because they are more affordable / easier to schedule you like them as much?

**NilbogTwo** · 01-21-18 00:16

Originally Posted by CrazyTown [View Original Post]

She is a lot of fun. One of my favorites.

One of? You know other providers that are on par? Cause if you know someone else as good / better, please share.

Or they are not as good but because they are more affordable / easier to schedule you like them as much?

**CrazyTown** · 01-20-18 22:38

She is a lot of fun. One of my favorites.

Originally Posted by NilbogTwo [View Original Post]

Lauren Love is very hard to schedule and fairly expensive but is, hands down, the best provider I have ever met. Fair warning, if you visit her, you may not want to see anyone else ever.

Also she no longer does massage. It's just GFE.

**JoeDeertay** · 01-20-18 21:16

Hell, Kung Fu is 200. Yds away.

Originally Posted by BhmGuy [View Original Post]

I see the new places name is "9733;JY ACUPRESSURE★" - that stands for "Jak YoSelf Off".

With that location in Vestavia and near a school there won't be any happy activities available.

**NilbogTwo** · 01-20-18 16:55

Originally Posted by MammieJammer [View Original Post]

Here is some contact info for three really great girls they will also do a nice massage for you they're all full GFE with a very open menu. MJ.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2270700 Gwen.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2279846 Heather.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2268708 Karmen.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2267233 Lauren Love.

Lauren Love is very hard to schedule and fairly expensive but is, hands down, the best provider I have ever met. Fair warning, if you visit her, you may not want to see anyone else ever.

Also she no longer does massage. It's just GFE.

**Bhm Guy** · 01-20-18 16:31

Originally Posted by JoeDeertay [View Original Post]

Here's a new one. Be wise and stay away.

https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/gr...457202076.html

I see the new places name is "9733;JY ACUPRESSURE★" - that stands for "Jak YoSelf Off".

With that location in Vestavia and near a school there won't be any happy activities available.

**JoeDeertay** · 01-12-18 17:38

Here's a new one. Be wise and stay away.

https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/gr...457202076.html

**Prince83** · 01-11-18 15:51

Hi again guys,

Day 26 of successful boycotting AMPs. It's gotten easier to stay away now. Haven't even felt the urge to go. Been observing to see if their advertising increases, not as of yet. I figured one of these days out of fun I'd stop by a few AMPs that I've never been to and flat out ask if I will leave with a HE just to see the reaction on their face. LOL.

**MammieJammer** · 01-10-18 11:37

Here is some contact info for three really great girls they will also do a nice massage for you they're all full GFE with a very open menu. MJ.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2270700 Gwen.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2279846 Heather.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2268708 Karmen.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2267233 Lauren Love.

**MammieJammer** · 01-10-18 11:27

Originally Posted by DuckHed [View Original Post]

Would you mind sharing these smoking hot girls who give fantastic massage?

Sure Lauren Love is one. Karmen, her roommate Heather, and Gwen. There's three great girls and all very pretty Lauren is a little pricey but definitely worth the cash and the other two girls are very reasonably priced for an hour with a very open menu full GFE. And they will certainly do your massage and I can promise you it will be as good or better than anything you get in one of these stinking tease joints. I swear with as much whiteknighting of these awful places that goes on on this board one can almost conclude that people must actually like getting terrible service and winding up with their own dick in their hand and spending their money for that I just don't understand it. MJ.

**DuckHed** · 01-10-18 00:39

Originally Posted by MammieJammer [View Original Post]

For more than 30 years I have frequented Asian massage parlors in this city and others. I can count on one hand and have fingers left over the number of times I have had a real massage at any of these establishments. They have always been designed to be a mask if you will to hide the activities that go on there that were sexual in nature and are illegal just about everywhere in the United States. A few years ago a number of people that owned and managed these massage parlors got in serious trouble with the government because many of the girls that were working there we're not only quite Young but their passport and other legal papers were being controlled by the people that owned or that ran these parlors. There were a lot of human trafficking charges that came out of this and so many of these places were closed down and other shut their doors out of fear of having the same sort of thing happened to them. The people that own these places who had made money off of them for so many years had to come up with a way to make money but not put themselves in serious Jeopardy hence the Advent of these tease joints that exist today. Most of the girls that work in these places are in control of their own documents and have been trained by the manager to give the impression that something erotic might be available when in actuality for the most part that is not true and rarely ever happens. The same people that used to run the old time massage parlors where sexual fun was readily available are the same people running these new tease joints. They can make roughly the same amount of money without placing themselves in Jeopardy for arrest for sexual misconduct or for human trafficking. I would be very surprised if you ever see a legitimate old school Asian massage parlor open in Birmingham Alabama again they still exist in Atlanta and a few other cities but they are getting harder and harder to find simply because the people that run the tease joints can make about the same money with very little risk so those days are on the out and may totally disappear even in cities like Atlanta and New York and Chicago. It is a tremendous waste of money and time going to these places unless you want a half ass massage a little bit of teasing and wind up with your own dick in your hand. For me that is not a party that's a waste of money that's pretty much cash for nothing. The only thing that may bring the old days back is for people to unite against this bullshit and quit wasting their money, no money being spent at these kind of places will eventually cause them to dry up and once again in order for them to make any money they will have to offer actual erotic services at these places. The power to make this happen is in your hands but not if you keep throwing good money after bad hoping that you're going to get something that's never going to happen. I keep hearing this oh I just wanted a good massage and maybe a little something extra well I can tell you that I've never got a good massage at one of these places or in fact at the old time massage parlors where real erotic services were available: maybe just a few times ever for me and I've been doing this with great frequency for over 30 years I'm not saying it never happens but I'm saying it very rarely happens. If we stick together save our money and don't patronize these bullshit places then sooner or later some real parlors that offer real service with Asian girls that are actually cute will begin to resurface. We have to be smarter than these guys that want to take advantage of us and steal our money just don't do it. There are girls out there who are smoking hot that will give you a fantastic massage and also fantastic GFE service I would say patronize these people and put these stinking tease parlors out of business. MJ.

Would you mind sharing these smoking hot girls who give fantastic massage?