Massage Parlor Reports

[SwC5656]

I have been here twice and all I got was a massage so I have to agree with Duck on this. It was just the girl that owns the place and her boyfriend there when I went.

Agreed. Dropped by a couple of times and while I got a very nice massage. That's about all you'll find.

[BulldogLoverr]

You are saying that you have "been there many times. This report is a total Bullshit". Amazing, if this place is a total Bullshit then why did you go there "many times", as you say. Just to share a thought that no place treats the same way every time one goes to the same place. It doesn't matter how good or bad the missuses are. I am not arguing, just sharing my point of view with the members of the forum.

I have been here twice and all I got was a massage so I have to agree with Duck on this. It was just the girl that owns the place and her boyfriend there when I went.

[HungryForTaco]

I've been there many times. This report is a total Bullshit!!

You are saying that you have "been there many times. This report is a total Bullshit". Amazing, if this place is a total Bullshit then why did you go there "many times", as you say. Just to share a thought that no place treats the same way every time one goes to the same place. It doesn't matter how good or bad the missuses are. I am not arguing, just sharing my point of view with the members of the forum.

[DuckHed]

A place to try now is Ancient Massage in Hoover on the corner of where Michael's is located. There working girls come and go. You may not meet the same girl following week. Owners are very nice. You can negotiate for less money for the same treatment. You will get it. They hate someone to come in and leave without making any money. Once you are in the room, you can go for anything and the server will serve you to please the best way with a few extra to pay.

I've been there many times. This report is a total Bullshit!!

[HungryForTaco]

She is real and smoking hot. She will make you scream with pleasure. She is capable of doing many.

Physical sexually satisfying performance that will make you come, cum, again and again.

A place to try now is Ancient Massage in Hoover on the corner of where Michael's is located. There working girls come and go. You may not meet the same girl following week. Owners are very nice. You can negotiate for less money for the same treatment. You will get it. They hate someone to come in and leave without making any money. Once you are in the room, you can go for anything and the server will serve you to please the best way with a few extra to pay.

[AMP100]

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[AsgherKhan]

She's totally crazy we meet on certain place what suppose to be safe after 15 min she was just asking for donation, the noises and music make me run away this is another example this famous page RR its not accurate at all.

Thanks TideRitz for sharing your thoughts. I was thinking that I was the only fool got taken. If you have any recommendations where I can physically be pleased and get a good massage too, let me know. I used to go to a couple of places, but the workers moved to other locations. You can PM me.

[AsgherKhan]

She's totally crazy we meet on certain place what suppose to be safe after 15 min she was just asking for donation, the noises and music make me run away this is another example this famous page RR its not accurate at all.

Thanks TideRitz for sharing your thoughts. I was thinking that I was the only fool got taken. If you have any recommendations where I can physically be pleased and get a good massage too, let me know. I used to go to a couple of places, but the workers moved to other locations. You can PM me.

[DuckHed]

With my feet hurting the other day, I walked in foot massage in Hoover asking for their advertised $29 - 1 hr foot massage. Immediately the lady who greeted me tried to upsell but I sticked to my gun and requested the special. She took me to a room with a chair and asked me to take my shoes off and wait. In a few minutes a middle aged rough looking Asian man walked in, rolled up his sleeves and proceeded to start the massage. I immediately stopped him and said NO, I prefer to have a woman. He kinda got pissed. I said no woman, no massage. He left the room mumbling some Chinese shit. I got up, put my shoes on and left. Fuck that Shit!!

[WhickPoss99]

Anything going on at Panda Acupressure, Alabaster down from the Police Station.

[TtownJames]

Mechanical handshake? Not familiar, pm me.

[Friday Katz]

Enthusiastic reception (think another sucker), short 30 minute lackluster massage, mechanical handshake, and leaves the room at the 45 minute mark of a 60 minute massage. Other than that it 's a great place.

[TtownJames]

Anyone have any insight on Lily Massage?

[DougFunny]

So, the other day I stopped in Ancient for a massage; a good massage I received. I am really interested why these girls are so disappointed when on the flip I'm not interested in a DIY finish. She would not assist and really seemed saddened by the fact I would not help myself. Anyone else confused by their reaction when you won't DIY? I have been to many spas and B'ham is the toughest area to get everything or even anything. GRRRR.

Lifetime on 119 in Alabaster is closed. Any idea where that team went? I really liked the girl there.

Had similar experience at Ancient. I wonder if they get sad when we dint DIY because there's typically idiots that come in there, DIY themselves, then give them a full tip afterward. So their thinking is that if I DIY they'll get a better tip. Neither is happening with me. I just smile and say nope.

[MammieJammer]

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