Massage Parlor Reports

[Bully]

Does anyone have a UTR in Shelby or Jefferson counties? My only options have dried up, and the Asian fare is getting old. Feel free to DM.

[DougFunny]

A quick Google search reveal a little more about Oasis. Photos display a Chinese motif, although an Asian staff is not specifically mentioned. The small amount of reviews ranged from excellent to "not worth the money. " Establishment seems to be upscale and similar to Roots. Photos show rooms for single and couples massage, typical massage chairs, etc. Oasis is in Arbor Place, a decent looking strip mall with other establishments like a pizza place, karaoke lounge, and nail salon. Hours are the same as Roots and Lily: 9 am - 9:30 pm Have not seen this place reviewed here before. I suspect the quality would be similar to Roots, their nearest neighbor, but that will require an in person evaluation. Maybe later, after I have sampled One T.

I've tried Oasis a couple of times. Seems to be totally legit with zero teasing. They drape you with a sheet the entire time. Doesn't even appear to be anything that may turn into something.

[Kudzu Kid]

A quick Google search reveal a little more about Oasis. Photos display a Chinese motif, although an Asian staff is not specifically mentioned. The small amount of reviews ranged from excellent to "not worth the money. " Establishment seems to be upscale and similar to Roots. Photos show rooms for single and couples massage, typical massage chairs, etc. Oasis is in Arbor Place, a decent looking strip mall with other establishments like a pizza place, karaoke lounge, and nail salon. Hours are the same as Roots and Lily: 9 am - 9:30 pm Have not seen this place reviewed here before. I suspect the quality would be similar to Roots, their nearest neighbor, but that will require an in person evaluation. Maybe later, after I have sampled One T.

[Friday Katz]

On the way back from a Deep Roots sortie I noticed that there was a spa called Oasis on the east side of 280 near the Shelby-Jefferson county line (this is not the Vestavia one). Is it legit or an Utr CAMP (if there is such a thing)?

[WhiskleyRun]

I came close to going in there, and I heard the news.

[WhickPoss]

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[WhickPoss]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Then stay in your house but don't put this stupidity on the forum.

A2

[Friday Katz]

I can confirm that Kudzu Kid's report is 100% accurate regarding Kiki.

According to Kiki, Coco works from 4-8 pm.

[Kudzu Kid]

Was in the neighborhood and dropped in to Lily on Highway 280 this morning (Sunday). They are still short staffed. Only one girl there. Was ushered into a room and I undressed. After waiting naked on the table almost 30 minutes, I gave up, redressed and let myself out. Drove a mile farther south to Deep Roots and this time drew Kiki, with no waiting. I think she said Kiki. I'm hard of hearing and between masks, and heavily accented Chinenglish, most of my communication consists of one or two words and a good deal of sign language. Coco must have been on leave, but Kiki was a good substitute. She was about 40, five foot tall, short dark hair, body was no longer slender, but not unattractive. She didn't wear a bra, which I found unusual for most establishments of the sort I have patronized. The massage was quite good, but the girls at Roots could learn a few things from the dearly departed crew at Kung Fu. The tease factor (foreplay or whatever) at Kung Fu was amazing. While my experiences at Roots has been ultimately satisfactory each time, the tease was lacking by comparison. That tease alone, made it worth the trip. But I digress. Roots provides a good massage in a good environment with a predictable and satisfying resolution. I have read some reviews of One T and perhaps on my next safari I can provide a report on that establishment.

[DryWall1990]

One is next on my places to try. ATL was nice, but I cannot make that drive every time.

I'm thinking about doing atl trip for a weekend. Massage and maybe a strip club, anywhere you recommend?

[Bull205]

One is next on my places to try. ATL was nice, but I cannot make that drive every time.

[QuietlyQuirky]

Scroll down about 6 posts. Seriously, did you even try?

Yes I saw the review you mention, though not really sure what prompted the snark. I was looking for more specifics on the menu, and / or others experiences that may shed light on other available options. While I appreciate you took time to respond, I was targeting my question to those who are slightly more constructive with their feedback.

Anyone who has info they're willing to share, I'd be grateful, otherwise I'll report back with my experience.

QQ.

[Thetilly]

Good afternoon fellow mongers.

I'm looking for a new spot, and was thinking about checking out Deep Roots. Would anyone be able the shed some light on their menu and pricing, ts availability, etc? I check pms regularly if you're uncomfortable sharing publicly. And / or if you know of any decent utr places / providers I'd be in your debt.

Thanks, and stay safe out there!

QQ.

Scroll down about 6 posts. Seriously, did you even try?

[QuietlyQuirky]

Good afternoon fellow mongers.

I'm looking for a new spot, and was thinking about checking out Deep Roots. Would anyone be able the shed some light on their menu and pricing, ts availability, etc? I check pms regularly if you're uncomfortable sharing publicly. And / or if you know of any decent utr places / providers I'd be in your debt.

Thanks, and stay safe out there!

QQ.

[BulldogLoverr]

Is that Sunny Massage in Hoover closed? I have been by there a couple of times and don't ever see any lights on.