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[MammieJammer]

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/re...0ab4a2b7b273ff

Clock watcher would be an understatement.

Blowjob like a first timer.

Will talk to kill time / your boner.

Will complain that anything and everything "hurts" no matter WHAT position you adjust to.

Did I mention that she won't stfu?

Will complain about how much time is left.

WILL interrupt to play shitty rap music on her shitty phone.

Will NOT be a good time.

Raged so hard about it that I decided to create a profile even though I usually just lurk. It was that shitty. Stop giving her money.

I reviewed this girl just a few post below yours I got as far as the door and the track marks on her arms and her General appearance we're good enough for me I turned around and left it definitely pays to read the forum. MJ.

[Manjushri]

The person who answer the door is definitely NOT the girl in the ad. I'm not sure that the door-answerer is even female. http://birmingham.backpage.com/Women...rt-24/18717548.

[NilbogTwo]

Sorry, here she is. Fucking laughable.

Thank you.

[DickMark]

Link's broken.

Sorry, here she is. Fucking laughable.

[NilbogTwo]

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/re...0ab4a2b7b273ff

Clock watcher would be an understatement.

Blowjob like a first timer.

Will talk to kill time / your boner.

Will complain that anything and everything "hurts" no matter WHAT position you adjust to.

Did I mention that she won't stfu?

Will complain about how much time is left.

WILL interrupt to play shitty rap music on her shitty phone.

Will NOT be a good time.

Raged so hard about it that I decided to create a profile even though I usually just lurk. It was that shitty. Stop giving her money.

Link's broken.

[DickMark]

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/re...0ab4a2b7b273ff

Clock watcher would be an understatement.

Blowjob like a first timer.

Will talk to kill time / your boner.

Will complain that anything and everything "hurts" no matter WHAT position you adjust to.

Did I mention that she won't stfu?

Will complain about how much time is left.

WILL interrupt to play shitty rap music on her shitty phone.

Will NOT be a good time.

Raged so hard about it that I decided to create a profile even though I usually just lurk. It was that shitty. Stop giving her money.

[ALGent]

I will be in Birmingham on business soon and would like a true deep tissue massage provider. A sweet dream would be a plus.

If possible, please PM any leads and evaluations of possible providers.

Thanks much in advance.

[Troperon]

A buddy of mine set up to see the blonde and upon arriving the brunette girl was in the room she left and they had some conversation and got down to business and before his time was even half up the pimp was pounding on the door saying his time was up hassled him and gave him a hard time so he barely gets his clothes on and gets out didn't even finish. He also mentioned that they were signs of drug use in the room. Probably best to avoid these two. MJ.

Thanks for this heads up. That would've been an incredibly disappointing trip.

[MammieJammer]

http://birmingham.backpage.com/Women...kills/25072717

Avoid this one. I got as far as the door. Track marks all over her arms and looking very rough and not very clean. I just turned around and left. She then blew up my phone with abusive texts until I finally blocked her. MJ.

[MammieJammer]

Found a bit of additional information tied to another ad with a different phone number.

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/birm...-2373/1/365447

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/birm...-2373/1/365738

I've seen ads by the first girl (claims to be 22), assume it is different than the second girl (claims to be 20) but it could be the same. Both spinners and possibly strung out. Any information is appreciated.

These two girls run together. And you're right about recreational issues here but more importantly is they're both under management. I had an appointment set up to see the brunette and is my habit I got there a little early made the phone call and said I was almost in the parking lot at which point her pimp came out of her room and went into a room nearby. I kept right on driving not for me. A buddy of mine set up to see the blonde and upon arriving the brunette girl was in the room she left and they had some conversation and got down to business and before his time was even half up the pimp was pounding on the door saying his time was up hassled him and gave him a hard time so he barely gets his clothes on and gets out didn't even finish. He also mentioned that they were signs of drug use in the room. Probably best to avoid these two. MJ.

[Edward Nigma]

Ad: http://birmingham.backpage.com/Women...-pics/25103627.

She's either new or nervous as fuck. Hwy 78/ Arkadelphia Road area. Quoted 70/120/200. Ad used an almost identical headline as another provider in a completely different area / location so probably management-run. My gut is telling me to avoid as she seems young / inexperienced / potential for drama. I could be wrong. Maybe someone else has TOFTT, and I would normally but just putting it out there in case anyone has taken a peek at this ad. If anyone has any information feel free to PM / post about it.

She is text-only / didn't speak on the phone / won't send additional pics which is what has my Spidey-sense tingling.

Found a bit of additional information tied to another ad with a different phone number.

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/birm...-2373/1/365447

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/birm...-2373/1/365738

I've seen ads by the first girl (claims to be 22), assume it is different than the second girl (claims to be 20) but it could be the same. Both spinners and possibly strung out. Any information is appreciated.

[Edward Nigma]

Ad: http://birmingham.backpage.com/Women...-pics/25103627.

She's either new or nervous as fuck. Hwy 78/ Arkadelphia Road area. Quoted 70/120/200. Ad used an almost identical headline as another provider in a completely different area / location so probably management-run. My gut is telling me to avoid as she seems young / inexperienced / potential for drama. I could be wrong. Maybe someone else has TOFTT, and I would normally but just putting it out there in case anyone has taken a peek at this ad. If anyone has any information feel free to PM / post about it.

She is text-only / didn't speak on the phone / won't send additional pics which is what has my Spidey-sense tingling.

[MammieJammer]

The deal with the pimp and the addiction to really bad substances was 4 years or so ago. She is upfront about that and is very verbal about how it was pure he'll for her. She is a little bigger than these old photos, but she is still a very hot chick. "Flakey" is in the eye of the beholder but I find her very personable. The rate may be a little higher than some would like (or pay) - and it usually is with me. But with her, I gladly pay it.

I actually saw her and had what I thought was a pretty good session with her. But I tried several times after that to see her again and she stood me up each time. And it's a fact not speculation that she stole from people she did the cash and dash on more than one person several guys got bit by that. Maybe she's turned things around for herself and cut out all the bad behavior. But typically for me if somebody stands me up one time and there's not a serious real excuse for it it's one and done for me I don't waste any more time with them just saying. MJ.

[Kyrow]

She actually was my absolute top fav to see. I've seen her more than I've seen anyone and not once did I have a bad visit. She's gained some weight, but not in a bad way. We actually was friends on social media before. When she got in a relationship, she stopped doing this. She had moved back in with her mom in Cullman. Each time I saw her was amazing. Always at nice hotels. She has nice legs, perfect booty, but small boobs. She gives probably one of the best blowjobs ever, and her pussy feels pretty good. I will admit, last time it was so good I barely made it 5 min before I busted all in the condom. I texted her the other day and she wants 100 for a quick visit, which I won't pay no matter who it is. I'll only do 100 for half hour. She hasn't had a pimp in a long time. She's a great date and very bubbly and goofy some. She drops the price some then I'm certainly going to see her again sometime.

[Buff9999]

The deal with the pimp and the addiction to really bad substances was 4 years or so ago. She is upfront about that and is very verbal about how it was pure he'll for her. She is a little bigger than these old photos, but she is still a very hot chick. "Flakey" is in the eye of the beholder but I find her very personable. The rate may be a little higher than some would like (or pay) - and it usually is with me. But with her, I gladly pay it.

What I am talking about is her flaking on dates, in other words not showing up, dates not going off or on time. Her going silent at the last minute and wasting guys time.