Strip Club Reports

[Cisemas]

Or whatever the place was called. I was drunk and wanted to check it out since its been awhile down in the Elm. To sum it up; Don't waste your time. Only the bar side was open. Maybe 2 girls worth the attention. 7 girls total. I'm pretty sure I was the only one tipping cause it was empty.on a Saturday night. 10 cover, says 2 drink min but I don't think the bartender was counting (though she was kinda cute). Dance is 25 but the DJ cuts every song short so you'll be lucky to get more than a song verse. VIP is 150 for 15 minutes. I took a chance on it since the girl told me it I would have more fun and I was drunk before I even got there. She took me out and gave me a below average HJ but couldn't do much more cause bouncers kept walking by. Maybe a different girl would have took more of a risk but I don't think its worth chancing it. I should have just went to a AMP for that price and time.

BTW, this is my first post so if I'm out of line or whatever, sorry.

[Slacker30]

What a terrible situation. How did the person get in there with a gun with a police officer at the door. Don't they do pat downs?

[NotACop]

I was there two months ago. I got to find out that bartenders name. Black hair and glasses. Not going to lie. I felt like a dick when I just sat at the bar and stared at the bartender. Got to go there again.

Stopped at Key for a cocktail or two. Early 7pm or so. Saw sapphire for a LD, Very nice a few touches and nude too. Rocking Body and nice! Also Alexis, She's hot but her ass keeps growing. Heard she's getting fat injections or something. She was so hot before now looks busted. ? Nice dance though. A good time is to be had with Crystal or Simone. Lotus too. Have fun.

[Zippy2853]

Met a taller, slim white blonde girl who has a pierced lower lip and a tattoo on her back just above the left butt. We chatted for a bit and she said she works here on the weekends.

Saw her on stage but didn't get a dance.

Any idea who I'm referring to. And any info on her dances. Maybe VIP as I'm not too sure on them couches.

[Otis Baccus]

Stopped at Key for a cocktail or two. Early 7pm or so. Saw sapphire for a LD, Very nice a few touches and nude too. Rocking Body and nice! Also Alexis, She's hot but her ass keeps growing. Heard she's getting fat injections or something. She was so hot before now looks busted. ? Nice dance though. A good time is to be had with Crystal or Simone. Lotus too. Have fun.

[Zippy2853]

At regular bar closing time, the folks from VanDome flock to this place and it gets packed. The reports of the ghetto-ness and phat azz girls are all true.

I took some out of town clients / friends here one night...we were the only 5 (3 guys/2girls) in the place. Cover was also $20 and it was only the nude side that was open.

I will say this, the girls working were making bank and there was a solid stream going in and out of the LD area. Girls were really working.

If you like tossin 1's to big, BIG phat ass, flooy tit black girls, this it your place. If not, go someplace else and good luck.

PS: that breaking the dick comment below is funny because its true

[When In Vegas]

Went recently. It is now called Key Club and I can confirm it goes 250% ghetto. Glad none of us wore gang colors by mistake. I have never seen so many women in the audience getting action from the dancers. Unfortunately they were more hideous than the dancers. Dancers are 99% thick black women who seemed to be in some kind of contest to see who can slam their fat asses into your crotch the hardest. My balls still hurt. One and only one truly hot girl.

Later,

Vegas.

Crazy Horse.

Place tends to get a little ghetto after 1130 pm.

[Stoner]

Crazy Horse.

The place is incnsistent. Lots of Hot girls to none. Varietey White to Dark and Latina. Great Dances to lousy. Your milage will vary by the girl and your charm. Favotrites: Sppphire, Serenity, Victoria, Yaalii ....

Whoa. Yaali is at Crazy Horse now? Interesting.

[RedHammer09]

Crazy Horse.

The place is incnsistent. Lots of Hot girls to none. Varietey White to Dark and Latina. Great Dances to lousy. Your milage will vary by the girl and your charm. Favotrites: Sppphire, Serenity, Victoria, Yaalii all give great dances and are fun to talk too. DRinks are $6-12, flat screens are nice the bartenders have gotten better and nicer. Place tends to get a little ghetto after 1130 pm.

Gin Dees:

Cute girls most of the time. Your milage will vary by the girl and your charm. Drinks are reasonable and most the girls are very pleasant to talk too and give a great dance.

[Stoner]

Catwalk is a juice bar. So you can bring your own drinks. Which, imo, is a big score for a BYOB bachelor party. As far as the dancers, they run the gambit. But never met a stunner there. This is one of my favorite spots to bring strippers I date, however. Have done so for years.

Place may be a bit small if you are bring a huge crowd of guys, but if its a few ardent gents, it might be fun.

If you are considering Bridgeport, just remember not to bring gents where you might get recognized. Very few gents who hit the strip clubs expect to get any action or serious play out of the deal.

[When In Vegas]

Thanks KD and WW. Does not sound too encouraging. Maybe there is still time to talk them into going to Bridgeport instead.

They all suck; but if money is no object, go to Crazy Horse. If you want to spend a little less money and be able to hang out and bullshi* with each other at a bar in one room and the girls in the other room, go to Gindee's. That way, you can duck in and out as the mood strikes you to watch the girls or get a dance. Another fun "guy thing" to do for at least a little while is go ot Teletrack. You can drink and bet on the ponies for a little diversion. Then, take the party elsewhere.

[WhenWhen]

They all suck; but if money is no object, go to Crazy Horse. If you want to spend a little less money and be able to hang out and bullshi* with each other at a bar in one room and the girls in the other room, go to Gindee's. That way, you can duck in and out as the mood strikes you to watch the girls or get a dance. Another fun "guy thing" to do for at least a little while is go ot Teletrack. You can drink and bet on the ponies for a little diversion. Then, take the party elsewhere.

Hey Vegas. I suppose it's what you might be looking for but personally I think they all suck. I'm sure there are more informed guys on here than me bc I've stopped going to them mostly because of the cover and high cost of dances etc. With little to no mileage. The Crazy Horse is now called something else but this place is the same and anyone here can chime in to that effect. I haven't been to the Catwalk in a long time. Those are the two off the top of my head. For a bachelor party where the guys are looking for a dance or two I suppose they are just ok. You might catch a looker here and there. Extras. Highly doubtful. Champagne room? Skip it. That's my two cents. Maybe someone else has better intel.

[KantDelay]

Been asked to attend a bachelor party in New Haven. Any suggestions for a strip joint?

Thanks

Hey Vegas. I suppose it's what you might be looking for but personally I think they all suck. I'm sure there are more informed guys on here than me bc I've stopped going to them mostly because of the cover and high cost of dances etc. With little to no mileage. The Crazy Horse is now called something else but this place is the same and anyone here can chime in to that effect. I haven't been to the Catwalk in a long time. Those are the two off the top of my head. For a bachelor party where the guys are looking for a dance or two I suppose they are just ok. You might catch a looker here and there. Extras. Highly doubtful. Champagne room? Skip it. That's my two cents. Maybe someone else has better intel.

[When In Vegas]

Been asked to attend a bachelor party in New Haven. Any suggestions for a strip joint?

Thanks

[ImaKeeper]

Hey Guys / Girls. Heading up to CT in 9 days. Haven't been in the scene in like 2 years. I'm in orlando now and each time I come home I have a girl with me. Not this time so I'm rearing to go. How is this keepers place these days. I have never been a fan of new haven clubs. Seem kind of dangerous. Anyway I could always go to bridgeport too. Is Scruples the place to be still down there. Any info from anyone would help me and would be much appreciated. Girls names would dbl help me. Thanks everyone!