Massage Parlor Reports

[Qwest135]

Hey guys, long time lurker, rare poster.

Used to visit Royal and Pine Tree before they were shut down. I then systematically tried all the AMPs in town, came to the same conclusion as everyone else – no joy.

That led me to back page. Have visited Kelli and Adriana, nothing new to share that isn't already on the board. Tried Jordan, Jill, and Ana (used to work out of same place as Jordan).

I liked Ana. She was working on getting her own place, but has dropped off the radar. I've not seen an advertisement in sometime, and she is not responding at her old contact #.

Anyone know what happened her?

[RT Baller]

Went to see this one tonight. Doesn't look like her photo, she appears to be much older to me. In a rundown motel. Paid for an hour but didn't quite get that. Nice enough girl but service just wasn't there. There are better options available.

[DHForYou]

Where is this place and what's the damage?

SParkway. Regular storefront. Legitimate service at about a buck a minute plus tip.

[DHForYou]

Where is this place and what's the damage?

I wrote that note after reading the other reviews. And knew the site they were referencing.

[IceXGrillZ]

Visited twice since reopening. First visit was "promising". The 90 minute visit was sufficient for a return visit. Second visit was bad. The back massage was good, but 90 minutes was was only 75 minutes. I don't have names for either provider. The first visit was good enough for a tip, but not the second. It was too short. And it was obvious that a tip was expected.

Where is this place and what's the damage?

[MassageMike]

And it was obvious that a tip was expected.

Yeah, they stand between you and the door in that tiny waiting area! LOL.

[DHForYou]

Visited twice since reopening. First visit was "promising". The 90 minute visit was sufficient for a return visit. Second visit was bad. The back massage was good, but 90 minutes was was only 75 minutes. I don't have names for either provider. The first visit was good enough for a tip, but not the second. It was too short. And it was obvious that a tip was expected.

[MammieJammer]

In Birmingham we've quit patronizing these tease joints. Come and read our board and join us in boycotting these scam parlors. MJ.

[Member #5956]

TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go..

So being off today I thought I would do another TOFTT on the new / old best massage on south parkway. Every thing you stated is spot on. Except it was warm in there today. I took the hr option. Nothing special in the massage. I got a gal named Wendy she said. Tall skinny and not very talkative. I went to tip ten dollars up for t just trying to be nice I guess and the gal behind the counter is trying to shame me into giving 20 for that great massage. I told her to chip in 10 along with mine and she could be happy then. She shut up. Mediocre massage. A little teasing and those same dam curtains in the doorway. Make your own decision of course but no happiness there. At least the old gals there were promising. Not now.

[CurrentSit]

I'm a fan of the Hwy 72 AMPs, great massages, but no real extras. Some tease better than others though, anybody interested in comparing notes on the girls, PM me.

CS.

[CurrentSit]

TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go.

Standard flip for these joints, just slight tease and done. Don't waste your time. This is the.

Same as before and most likely owned by the same people as last time.

The place was busy though due to lack of AMP in the area I am guessing.

Thanks for the report. I noticed on BP that the FB link they're required to provide is same for this Best Massage and the Monterey. Must be same owner. Sounds like same result.

CS.

[JoeDeertay]

Get on the boycott train.

TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go..

[RSmith8625]

TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go.

Standard flip for these joints, just slight tease and done. Don't waste your time. This is the.

Same as before and most likely owned by the same people as last time.

The place was busy though due to lack of AMP in the area I am guessing.

[RocketGt]

Has anyone seen this gal. Been advertising allot?

http://huntsville.backpage.com/Thera...tment/27456177

Naomi?

Yes she is great.

[RT Baller]

Sounds like advertising bait to me.

Couldn't agree more. "He" has posted this multiple times in other forums over the last couple days, having seemingly taken info from other posts that he had read to construct this fantasy. "He" also claimed to have seen Lana (talked her up) and criticized Brianna Bliss, another forum favorite. Sounds to me like a provider trying to bait hobbyists in an attempt to get "recommendations".