Massage Parlor Reports

[Breasty]

Had a funny incident, at least I thought so, that I wanted to share at my favorite place where I have a favorite gal who is the only one I have ever used there. Thats all we shall say about her. 😉 For around a year now. I always call and make appointment but yesterday I was off work early and just drove there and walked in. A girl I didn't know asked if I wanted a massage. I was tell her I was looking for my usual when the door opens and she walks in. Went to eat I later learned. Well on this day I wished I knew some Mandrian real bad. My gal laid into this new girl and started yelling at her. Dang. She then grabs my arm and takes me to the room. Get ready she says and leaves. I can hear her giving this other girl hell again. Walks back in and just stands there. I finally ask if she is alright. She has enough English to converse some. With a hitch in her voice, like I betrayed her talking to that new girl she then asks me if that is what I want. I say what do you mean. And she says " other girl, that what you want " ? Ahh I said to myself. Got it now. Explained to her and the massage went smooth from there. Dang I got divorced 3 gears ago. No jealousy allowed. Lmao. It was funny though. Got to learn Mandrian.

Ha. Great story. It must be an AMP many, many miles from around here. Since Royal closed it's been bone dry.

By the way, if it helps you out, I'll go ahead and take the other girl. .

[JoeDeertay]

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[Member #5956]

Had a funny incident, at least I thought so, that I wanted to share at my favorite place where I have a favorite gal who is the only one I have ever used there. Thats all we shall say about her. 😉 For around a year now. I always call and make appointment but yesterday I was off work early and just drove there and walked in. A girl I didn't know asked if I wanted a massage. I was tell her I was looking for my usual when the door opens and she walks in. Went to eat I later learned. Well on this day I wished I knew some Mandrian real bad. My gal laid into this new girl and started yelling at her. Dang. She then grabs my arm and takes me to the room. Get ready she says and leaves. I can hear her giving this other girl hell again. Walks back in and just stands there. I finally ask if she is alright. She has enough English to converse some. With a hitch in her voice, like I betrayed her talking to that new girl she then asks me if that is what I want. I say what do you mean. And she says " other girl, that what you want " ? Ahh I said to myself. Got it now. Explained to her and the massage went smooth from there. Dang I got divorced 3 gears ago. No jealousy allowed. Lmao. It was funny though. Got to learn Mandrian.

[AmericanAss]

Has anyone ever tried and had luck at the dream maker? PM me with details.

[JavaGeorge]

Well I have lived here for a year now and I think I have visited every AMP in the Huntsville area. Some not so good, the rest are OK, but only one provided a happy ending. I have been back now 5 times and each time provided a different approach to my relief. Sad thing is the location is poor because it's easy to tell or see their clients vehicles from passerby's. If I could go there and discreetly park I would go at least once a month.

I see there is a fairly new establishment called CHI's on 72 in Madison. Any info?

Thanks.

[Member #5956]

Another report from a work trip in Memphis. Another place that deserves a visit when you are in town. They go by Latin dolls. Call themselves a private spa. No exterior signage and they will give you directions 30 minutes before your time. Do the 4 hand special with Maria and Mariana. If interested seniors can PM and find out how to reach them. A fun visit.

So I posted this Wednesday night Thursday morning after a very nice visit. Have received a number of MPs from seniors like I said and have gladly shared whatever they wanted to know. As some of them have surely helped me in the past. Then I get a PM from someone with 0 , that's zero posts of any kind wanting info. Uh huh. Nope! Lmao.

[Member #5956]

Another report from a work trip in Memphis. Another place that deserves a visit when you are in town. They go by Latin dolls. Call themselves a private spa. No exterior signage and they will give you directions 30 minutes before your time. Do the 4 hand special with Maria and Mariana. If interested seniors can PM and find out how to reach them. A fun visit.

[Member #5893]

Have been twice now. No tease no nothing. Nice and clean though. Above average massage. If massage is what you're looking for though the place in Jones Valley is better. The last time I went to KB, I felt like she was using my back as a punching bag. She has declined severely. I really miss Jodie.

[Papo30]

So I took one for the team today and wanted to log / share my expericne.

I opted for a 30 min massage at $40 with Heidi (older Asian about 50), okay looking but not great, She appeared to be the only one working there. She was pretty chatty during the entire massage but not much teasing and stayed away from the general area. About halfway through massage she asked if I wanted more time. I figured what the hell why not, but this time I requested for another 30 min but 4 hands / two girls ($80). She perked up and said OK I'll go get other girl.

The other girl walks in, pretty cute slim asain name Syrah (mid 20's). This time about halfway through the massage, I asked them if I could flip over, they said yes please. Again there wasnt much teasing but the only thing that was covered was my boys. So as Syrah was rubbing my legs I pulled the towel slightly off my boys, and she screamed and jolted off the table as if she had been hit by lightning. Heidi started laughing and so did I. And eventually Syrah laughed about it as well. But she made sure that towel was never coming off again during the massage, every time I moved or she moved she made sure the town which day over the boys.

Total damage $120, massage was mediocre, really no teasing, this may be due to my first visit but considering Syrahs reaction to a slight move of the town has me speculating on any further fun.

If you decide to visit Heidi the older lady would be your better option if you're looking for possible happy ending.

Stay Save out their gents.

That's pretty funny haha. Thanks for TOFTT. I've had my eye on Rose but good to know there's not even tease.

[Member #5956]

Working in Memphis this week for my company. This evening I decided to partake at one of the local establishments for a TS and " massage " . Excellent. We need something in Huntsville like these. Just saying. If you haven't already I highly recommend a road trip to one of 2 places over here. .

[WarEagle81]

LOL. Dam auto correct.

WE81, who did you sell your soul to that your Jr can move a town? Seriously though, thanks for the report!

[DastGeer]

she made sure the town which day over the boys.

... considering Syrahs reaction to a slight move of the town has me speculating on any further fun.

WE81, who did you sell your soul to that your Jr can move a town? Seriously though, thanks for the report!

[WarEagle81]

So I took one for the team today and wanted to log / share my expericne.

I opted for a 30 min massage at $40 with Heidi (older Asian about 50), okay looking but not great, She appeared to be the only one working there. She was pretty chatty during the entire massage but not much teasing and stayed away from the general area. About halfway through massage she asked if I wanted more time. I figured what the hell why not, but this time I requested for another 30 min but 4 hands / two girls ($80). She perked up and said OK I'll go get other girl.

The other girl walks in, pretty cute slim asain name Syrah (mid 20's). This time about halfway through the massage, I asked them if I could flip over, they said yes please. Again there wasnt much teasing but the only thing that was covered was my boys. So as Syrah was rubbing my legs I pulled the towel slightly off my boys, and she screamed and jolted off the table as if she had been hit by lightning. Heidi started laughing and so did I. And eventually Syrah laughed about it as well. But she made sure that towel was never coming off again during the massage, every time I moved or she moved she made sure the town which day over the boys.

Total damage $120, massage was mediocre, really no teasing, this may be due to my first visit but considering Syrahs reaction to a slight move of the town has me speculating on any further fun.

If you decide to visit Heidi the older lady would be your better option if you're looking for possible happy ending.

Stay Save out their gents.

[Member #5956]

Stopped in and TOFTT now that they have the TS going at Rose. As was mentioned a post or two ago it is comparable to Pearl in Montgomery. Much safer table here though. Seniors can PM for details. As scant as they are. LOL.

BR.

[Member #5956]

There are places that provide table showers without extras; a tell-tale sign has been when they instruct you to wash yourself "down there" and / or will only use a mitt of some kind.

Pearl Massage, in Montgomery, is an example of this type of poor TS.

I have been to Pearl also and you are right on with that assessment. That was my first ever TS. Not a good experience. LOL. So my next visit when back down there for my company was at another establishment that offers a TS. Lets just say that was a much better time. Have since tried a couple in Memphis that were not " poor " as you say. LOL.