Massage Parlor Reports

[ItsMeAgain2]

Any new reports of AMP with HE around?

[IAmAmazing]

Are there any good DIY joints out in Tuscaloosa at least?

Northport Massage is the only AMP in Tuscaloosa and it is not DIY or FS. If you want DIY, go to Birmingham, if you want more, go to ATL.

[Atp205]

Are there any good DIY joints out in Tuscaloosa at least?

[AxelBama80]

I was thinking it was either a no funny business stricly professional place or perhaps DIY. I know that years ago there was a place in Tuscaloosa down Highway 69 S that got busted. Idk exactly what happened there but it looked kinda like it could have been FS. Their mistake was locating in an active shopping center.

I tried it on Friday night. Actually a really good massage for the money but no teasing or diy. Masseuse was Asian and a good bit older and a little on the heavy side. She was not very attractive. They do not have a table shower.

[IAmAmazing]

No. Haven't heard of it till now. It's right out on the main drag. No discretion there. I would be so pleasantly surprised if it were a real good asian place.

I was thinking it was either a no funny business stricly professional place or perhaps DIY. I know that years ago there was a place in Tuscaloosa down Highway 69 S that got busted. Idk exactly what happened there but it looked kinda like it could have been FS. Their mistake was locating in an active shopping center.

[JimmieB]

Has anybody gone there yet? It's located on McFarland Blvd. In Northport. Rub Maps says Asian.

No. Haven't heard of it till now. It's right out on the main drag. No discretion there. I would be so pleasantly surprised if it were a real good asian place.

[IAmAmazing]

Has anybody gone there yet? It's located on McFarland Blvd. In Northport. Rub Maps says Asian.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[TideLover]

Any decent place to get a massage? PM me if you know of any.

[TscReady]

Really too bad. I enjoyed the table shower, and they did give a good massage. Maybe they will survive this.

[D4242]

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[OldCapri]

Man, y'all beat me to it. I saw it in the newspaper yesterday and just didn't make it to the forum.

Well that didn't last long.

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[TiderInsider1]

Just popped up on the TPD FB Page.

Tuscaloosa Police Code Enforcement Division has been investigating A1 Therapy & Spa (6570 Hwy 69 South) since October of last year for prostitution after seeing advertisements on Backpage.com. During the investigation three suspects were arrested. The Tuscaloosa City Council has set a public hearing on March 24th 2015 to consider the revocation of the business license.

Well that didn't last long.

[PitbullMuscle]

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Thanks!

[Infinate]

Just popped up on the TPD FB Page.

Tuscaloosa Police Code Enforcement Division has been investigating A1 Therapy & Spa (6570 Hwy 69 South) since October of last year for prostitution after seeing advertisements on Backpage.com. During the investigation three suspects were arrested. The Tuscaloosa City Council has set a public hearing on March 24th 2015 to consider the revocation of the business license.