Strip Club Reports

[Bobbybr]

Couldn't leave it with a big wup de do could you? You are dating a stripper, congratulations, but you get no envy from me, you act like I can't talk to the girl unless I pay 350 in the back and that's just not true! I don't even care if you are throwing your money away, this cannot end well.

350 LOL you act like that's where you stopped paying and she became your loyal girlfriend holding hands, walking on beach, nude lap dances. Oh please. Your in a for a few thousand by now. Three are a dozen guys lurking around they just do not have your address yet so they are not following you. Have some sense. And quit calling everyone grasshopper like your the master and we are the students. Tell her its 200 from now on she won't leave you. You'll get an hour just not two. Your paying her to smile at you. Take a picture its cheaper.

[PerfectAss]

Ah, Grasshopper, you are green with envy. I ain't marrying her! You enjoy your hand jobs in the club that you are so proud of, and I will enjoy my situation and perks, and at least one of us will be "happy". Peace.

You can see I already answered your question before you even asked it, Boomer! Why would I be envious when I get a hand job for 20 bucks and You pay 350 bucks and all you get is good conversation? Have fun dating your prostitute, but I'm sure she thinks you are only paying for her "time", have fun!

[ItalianMan1974]

Went to Lido's recently and met up with Paisley. A lithe yet muscular beautifully figured woman. She has an ass to die for and is what I love so of course I had to enjoy it. She is very standoffish so you have to approach her but the lap dances were very nice. I had my fun and plan on returning. She gave me her number but not for OTC. I get the feeling that is no where in the discussion but she was fun and really hot.

[Count1]

Ah, Grasshopper, you are green with envy. I ain't marrying her! You enjoy your hand jobs in the club that you are so proud of, and I will enjoy my situation and perks, and at least one of us will be "happy". Peace.

Couldn't leave it with a big wup de do could you? You are dating a stripper, congratulations, but you get no envy from me, you act like I can't talk to the girl unless I pay 350 in the back and that's just not true! I don't even care if you are throwing your money away, this cannot end well.

[PerfectAss]

I got a few negative responses regarding my paying $350 for a half hour in the champagne room at Dancers with a young lady I was very attracted to. One or two of you understood though. Well, Grasshopper, you reap what you sow. This young lady and I have developed a fun relationship as a result, and we have met a few times a week for lunch, walk on the beach, and she is absolutely crazy fun at home! Nude lap dances at home are way more fun, and it always leads to MUCH more. She is a 9+ in my book, is half my age, is clearly not on drugs (she abhors drugs), is not an emotional mess, hardly ever calls, has her own place, and has NEVER asked me for money, and there are no former men lurking around. I still see her in the club now and then, and of course do plenty of dances, and of course I pay for meals and drinks when we go out.

Best $350 investment I ever made!

Couldn't leave it with a big wup de do could you? You are dating a stripper, congratulations, but you get no envy from me, you act like I can't talk to the girl unless I pay 350 in the back and that's just not true! I don't even care if you are throwing your money away, this cannot end well.

[Theo Guderian]

Best $350 investment I ever made!

You are so right, its great when you hit the winning shot isn't it?

[Count1]

I got a few negative responses regarding my paying $350 for a half hour in the champagne room at Dancers with a young lady I was very attracted to. One or two of you understood though. Well, Grasshopper, you reap what you sow. This young lady and I have developed a fun relationship as a result, and we have met a few times a week for lunch, walk on the beach, and she is absolutely crazy fun at home! Nude lap dances at home are way more fun, and it always leads to MUCH more. She is a 9+ in my book, is half my age, is clearly not on drugs (she abhors drugs), is not an emotional mess, hardly ever calls, has her own place, and has NEVER asked me for money, and there are no former men lurking around. I still see her in the club now and then, and of course do plenty of dances, and of course I pay for meals and drinks when we go out.

Best $350 investment I ever made!

That is a ridiculous price, just a few years ago, I went to Cheaters and had a beautiful girl dance for me! She pulled out my cock, spit on it and made me cum in one song, I gave her 40 bucks and we both were happy! Now, keep in mind 10 ft away are the "private" benches, $200, $300, $350? I don't know, I didn't even ask, but obviously you don't get a better dance. Last week I had a spinner with a perfect body grinding on my cock through some thin shorts, leaning back and playing with herself, that was a sight to see, 3 songs, 60 bucks and again we were both happy, good luck, be happy.

[GalWatcher]

If you are entertaining an AMP in Orlando, I highly recommend Milk Massage. Walk-in, have $200 ready for the woman at the window, then hang on for the ride of your life. I would also recommend having another $40 (give or take) for your masseuse. But this won't be needed until you are ready to walk out. And she won't ask for it either.

I have been in Cocoa Beach for two weeks and here are my impressions;.

Dancers Royale. An afternoon at DR is almost depressing. Back in the IR days the bar seats were always full, lots of dancers and the private dance benches were active. Now there is less than 5 customers, a couple of dancers and an empty private area. It seems to pick up a bit after 5 o'clock and later in the week. I have not gone at night. The stage lights are not bright so you can't get a good look at the dancers on stage. The only positive is the quality of the lap dances. Consistent roaming and stick shifting. I like to wait for a dancer who is handsy at the bar. That is usually a signal that she gives a better dance. Smoking only in the outside smoking area Non smokers will like this. A pain for me.

Cheaters. Cheaters has more customers and dancers in the afternoon. At night with a $10 cover there is a good crowd, especially on weekends. The stage lights have a red tint that I don't like. You can smoke at your seat. A better variety of dancers than DR. My private dances have ranged from great to poor. One dancer with up my shorts hands and FIV. On the other side a dancer started in the middle of the song and then wanted to know if I wanted a second one. I thought the middle of the song dance was just a little warm up. People are friendly. I feel comfortable.

Lido. Lido has the best crowds in the afternoon. Plenty of dancers but many just sit with the regulars. I wonder how they make any money. It can be packed at night. Smoking is allowed at your seat. The worst private dances of the three clubs. I don't know if they have strict rules or the dancers just don't allow anything extra. You can touch their bottoms and breasts but no extra touching from you or the dancer. The stage lights are brighter so you can get a good look at the dancer on stage. At night their cover charge ranges from $10 to $20. I have not figured out when the higher cover is charged. If I just want to watch I will go here. If I want private dances I will go to a different club.

I am here until the end of the month so I may take the drive to Red Leopard. I am also considering a trip to an Orlando AMP. If anyone has a suggestion of a dancer I should try, please respond here or send me a PM.

[Seenitall]

I have been in Cocoa Beach for two weeks and here are my impressions;.

Dancers Royale. An afternoon at DR is almost depressing. Back in the IR days the bar seats were always full, lots of dancers and the private dance benches were active. Now there is less than 5 customers, a couple of dancers and an empty private area. It seems to pick up a bit after 5 o'clock and later in the week. I have not gone at night. The stage lights are not bright so you can't get a good look at the dancers on stage. The only positive is the quality of the lap dances. Consistent roaming and stick shifting. I like to wait for a dancer who is handsy at the bar. That is usually a signal that she gives a better dance. Smoking only in the outside smoking area Non smokers will like this. A pain for me.

Cheaters. Cheaters has more customers and dancers in the afternoon. At night with a $10 cover there is a good crowd, especially on weekends. The stage lights have a red tint that I don't like. You can smoke at your seat. A better variety of dancers than DR. My private dances have ranged from great to poor. One dancer with up my shorts hands and FIV. On the other side a dancer started in the middle of the song and then wanted to know if I wanted a second one. I thought the middle of the song dance was just a little warm up. People are friendly. I feel comfortable.

Lido. Lido has the best crowds in the afternoon. Plenty of dancers but many just sit with the regulars. I wonder how they make any money. It can be packed at night. Smoking is allowed at your seat. The worst private dances of the three clubs. I don't know if they have strict rules or the dancers just don't allow anything extra. You can touch their bottoms and breasts but no extra touching from you or the dancer. The stage lights are brighter so you can get a good look at the dancer on stage. At night their cover charge ranges from $10 to $20. I have not figured out when the higher cover is charged. If I just want to watch I will go here. If I want private dances I will go to a different club.

I am here until the end of the month so I may take the drive to Red Leopard. I am also considering a trip to an Orlando AMP. If anyone has a suggestion of a dancer I should try, please respond here or send me a PM.

[Jabbott]

I dropped nearly 5 k USD in a putie club in Guatemala. Wish I could remember all of it.

Apparentlym after way too much rum, my bud put me to bed in the hotel but, I got up, got a taxi to the club, spent all my cash then gave them a credit card. I came to butt naked with two women, a bottle of champagne and a big MFer asking for my drivers license asking me if I wanted to keep both for another x amount. I sent one away. The story went down hill from there.

Way too funny.

[BeRealBeYou123]

Thinking of taking a trip from Orlando as I loved Cheaters the last time I was there (but didn't try VIP). Has anyone recently had extras (BBBJ or FS) from any hotties at Cheaters or any other club in this area?

TIA.

[Mtnboy49]

I remember being stupid and dumping over 3 k at a club in West Palm Beach and over 1 k in Orlando never even got a HJ ahh to be young and stupid again.

I dropped nearly 5 k USD in a putie club in Guatemala. Wish I could remember all of it.

Apparentlym after way too much rum, my bud put me to bed in the hotel but, I got up, got a taxi to the club, spent all my cash then gave them a credit card. I came to butt naked with two women, a bottle of champagne and a big MFer asking for my drivers license asking me if I wanted to keep both for another x amount. I sent one away. The story went down hill from there.

[Jabbott]

I've never spent that much in a strip club in one setting. Not that I don't have the money to do it, but never saw the point. Whenever I hear a stripper say things like " This guy gave me $500 just to talk". I tell them, you might want to go find that guy. Cause that's not happening over here. LOL.

The money you spent you would have been knee deep in putang in Fort Lauderdale and Miami. Multiple beautiful women not just as one.

But once again it's info that is needed and that is what this place is for. You have a choice after reading to do as you wish.

Oh I had more then one, upper tier, balcony at Rachels, champagne, etc, living life LOL.

[Deboinair]

I remember being stupid and dumping over 3 k at a club in West Palm Beach and over 1 k in Orlando never even got a HJ ahh to be young and stupid again.

I've never spent that much in a strip club in one setting. Not that I don't have the money to do it, but never saw the point. Whenever I hear a stripper say things like " This guy gave me $500 just to talk". I tell them, you might want to go find that guy. Cause that's not happening over here. LOL.

The money you spent you would have been knee deep in putang in Fort Lauderdale and Miami. Multiple beautiful women not just as one.

But once again it's info that is needed and that is what this place is for. You have a choice after reading to do as you wish.

[Jabbott]

Yeah people have to remember this is a site for info. So I love to hear all the different prices and scenarios that play out. I personally would never pay that kind of money for the talent that is in and comes to Brevard. The last thing I want to do is hear their ho babble on top of that. LOL. But it's still good info for guys that are into that. It's good to hear the ridiculous prices and what dancers to stay away from. LOL I haven't been to DR on over a year. People still say it's dead there. I really don't know how they make money.

The prices vs the talent here is mind boggling. These are big city prices in a very small town.

I remember being stupid and dumping over 3 k at a club in West Palm Beach and over 1 k in Orlando never even got a HJ ahh to be young and stupid again.