Strip Club Reports

[BoredAtHome99]

I'll be in town for Saturday evening, wondering which clubs if any are worth patronizing? Non-smoking would be ideal. I'm asking because all the posts are fairly old Thanks in advance.

[Samm900]

Went in at 7 pm on a Tuesday.

20 to walk in the door. Friendly atmosphere.

Music was not vibing. , the inside is kinda small.

3 workers, with maybe 5 walking ATMs. Me included.

Got some drinks, stayed till 11 pm.

Got a few dances, nothing to brag about.

I'm getting old, and something's just don't excite me like before. I got low testosterone.

Like others I continue to search for that same experience from my Youth. But like many others, it is just an illusion..

[Count1]

I cannot believe it has been a month since there has been a post in this forum. It seems as if the area clubs have gone to the dogs. However, I was wondering if Dancers in Cocoa Beach is having their Christmas Eve party, like they did at IR back in the day? It used to be a decent time. Thanks!

[Ryuut]

I don't often get to the stripclubs but found myself at the old Inner Room recently for the first time. Was there on a Friday night before it got too busy and got talked into a lapdance by a gorgeous black girl who I didn't really catch the name. We were both super stoned. I think she introduced herself as Lit and I took that as a stage name before I realized. Heard the DJ maybe call her essence? Short, thin, curvy girl with straight hair. Anyways, 60 bucks got me 5 songs and some definite unzipped pants in the corner behind the speaker. It wasn't terribly busy and things worked out. The 60 was just for the HE type dance I don't think she cared about how many songs, just kept going till she had to hit the stage. Thought I'd just post. Vegas still had the best booths I've ever been to but this was a nice surprise to an unsuspecting patron.

[RustyZipper]

I have quit visiting the local clubs for as the prices are outrageous. Have Dancers and Cheaters raised their prices as well? Heck, I went ti Jacksonville for a wedding a few months ago, and they have several full nude clubs. Tip any dancer $5 on stage, and she goes fully nude, and leaves nothing to the imagination. As far as private dances, they are $25/ song, BUT you go to a semi-private cubicle, and there are no rules or upcharges! Not only that, but the ladies are WAY better looking than the regulars at our local clubs!

I agree about the clubs in Jacksonville. A few years ago I worked up there 3 days a week for several months. After dinner I would find myself at a place called the Dollhouse. Nice clean place. Not big. Ladies there were amazing. A few started the dance with beautiful evening gowns. They looked like you could take them off stage and go with them ballroom dancing or a high end work function. When $5 hit the stage it all came off and I mean all of it and they did more than just swing around the pole looking at themselves in the mirror like the ladies here. I can't remember the last time I seen a really nice dancer here where at Dollhouse at the time, I can't remember a single dancer tthat wasn't amazing and that was before the clothes came off. Wow, I am glad I read the report about up there. Brings back some wonderful memories.

Rusty Z.

[Count1]

I have quit visiting the local clubs for as the prices are outrageous. Have Dancers and Cheaters raised their prices as well? Heck, I went ti Jacksonville for a wedding a few months ago, and they have several full nude clubs. Tip any dancer $5 on stage, and she goes fully nude, and leaves nothing to the imagination. As far as private dances, they are $25/ song, BUT you go to a semi-private cubicle, and there are no rules or upcharges! Not only that, but the ladies are WAY better looking than the regulars at our local clubs!

Was at Lidos this weekend and can confirm I was quoted 25/ song.

[MangoPe]

So rumor has it Lidos has increased dance price to $25/ song for days and nights. I heard this second hand. Can anyone confirm this or did I get some bad information? Cheaters was still at 20 as of this weekend, and I assume DR as well.

IC.

Was at Lidos this weekend and can confirm I was quoted 25/ song.

[BigWalt7]

Was in the Space Coast area last week and stopped by BA last Thursday. I didn't know what to expect at 5:45 but there were cars in the parking lot, so why not? The place was a lot of fun! I was happily surprised to see no cover and a decent crowd inside. I'm in my late 40's and I'd bet there was only one guy in there younger than me, but the variety of girls working was amazing. You describe it, it was there! I met a super cute brunette, I think her name was Kylie? Amazing smile, all natural, girl next door type! I'm used to the Tampa clubs and I didn't think girls like this danced anymore. I thought they were all internet only. Had a beer, made some small talk and ended up in the back room where she waited for the next song to start while we watched the show across from us. She started and was fantastic. Perfect amount of teasing and quite handy, which I expect in Tampa, but didn't know what to expect on this coast. Bottoms stayed on, but I was focused on her perfect top. And she didn't disappoint. I think I'll find an excuse to get back this week.

[TGB 150]

My buddy and I had a whole Saturday routine from 1996-1998. We would go to Coconuts, leave after the bikini contest, then cool off at IR. So much fun to be had on Saturday afternoons. It wasn't busy yet, but there were tons of girls getting revved up for Saturday night. We were young and decent looking back then, so we got chatted up constantly, and probably because we weren't total horndogs, we wound up getting a ton of action. It was almost like, well, these guys are fun to hang out with, why not give them some extras when they have a dance.

My buddy didn't drink, so he would order a club soda. When they asked what he wanted for a shot, he would always get milk. It was a damn funny icebreaker. We also loved the specialty dances. I probably still have a couple of the beach towels they gave out with the $10 towel dance. I can't believe dances were $5. Also "second dance free". I would say, can I just have the second dance? The girls would laugh like it was the funniest thing ever. So silly.

My buddy moved in 1998, and I had already met my future wife. I would still hang out at IR with her and her sister and their girl posse. It was just a really chill place to go. We sort of stopped going when my wife would see her high school students dancing there. One time the girl posse asked me to take them to Teasers (now Lidos). I said, listen, that place is not like the IR. They were adamant so I took them and we were all kicked out within 20 minutes. I made them buy me dinner at China Beach because I told them 1000 times it's not really a girl place. Good times.

Oh, the memories that you conjured up. Great times then. If you had the right party items, you could get them out to the car when their 5 minute break came around.

Getting older sucks now, but we had some serious good times back then.

[J SunSurf]

Not a report of current activity, but wanted to reminisce about the old inner room. I'm glad I got to enjoy it when it was in its heyday. Started going there with an fake I'd when I was 17 in 1993. Doorman would never look twice at it, just tag my wrist with what we called f*g tags so we couldn't get liquor. God it was awesome when the girls would dance to Alice in chains, pearl jam, soungarden, not hip hop garbage. 5 dollar lapdances all night long. Could have a great time on a week's pay from whopper flopping. They had what they called sweetheart dance where the girls would do slow dances with you like at the prom (I didn't partake much LOL) I will never forget the smell of that place sticking to clothes after leaving, a mix of smoke and the perfume of about 10 chicks. Looking back, it seems though the best thing was something we will never get back. Girls didn't sit around glued to their phones and actually interacted on a human level. Strip bars just aren't worth it anymore. A total flim flam.

My buddy and I had a whole Saturday routine from 1996-1998. We would go to Coconuts, leave after the bikini contest, then cool off at IR. So much fun to be had on Saturday afternoons. It wasn't busy yet, but there were tons of girls getting revved up for Saturday night. We were young and decent looking back then, so we got chatted up constantly, and probably because we weren't total horndogs, we wound up getting a ton of action. It was almost like, well, these guys are fun to hang out with, why not give them some extras when they have a dance.

My buddy didn't drink, so he would order a club soda. When they asked what he wanted for a shot, he would always get milk. It was a damn funny icebreaker. We also loved the specialty dances. I probably still have a couple of the beach towels they gave out with the $10 towel dance. I can't believe dances were $5. Also "second dance free". I would say, can I just have the second dance? The girls would laugh like it was the funniest thing ever. So silly.

My buddy moved in 1998, and I had already met my future wife. I would still hang out at IR with her and her sister and their girl posse. It was just a really chill place to go. We sort of stopped going when my wife would see her high school students dancing there. One time the girl posse asked me to take them to Teasers (now Lidos). I said, listen, that place is not like the IR. They were adamant so I took them and we were all kicked out within 20 minutes. I made them buy me dinner at China Beach because I told them 1000 times it's not really a girl place. Good times.

[Iron City]

So rumor has it Lidos has increased dance price to $25/ song for days and nights. I heard this second hand. Can anyone confirm this or did I get some bad information? Cheaters was still at 20 as of this weekend, and I assume DR as well.

IC.

[LionsNTigers]

I drove past DR today, the sign is gone but it looked open. Anyone know the story, just wind damage?

Of the three Cocoa Beach clubs (DR, Cheaters, Lido) what's the consensus, which one is the best? I just moved down here to my place down by Patrick SFB, have read the reviews which are focused on the ladies, but what are the other qualities that make one place better (dance cost, amenities, opportunities for carry-out?

I popped into Cheaters tonight about 9:30 on a whim, no cover but also hardly anyone in there. A handful of guys kind of spread out, maybe 6 girls that I could see just sitting near the bar, lost interest with how dead it was so I chatted up the door girl a bit. Cute and nice girl with a ton of face piercings and bright red hair, already can't remember her name, something like Claire? Anyway she was chatty and said the place is dead between 5 and 10 or 11, especially on a Monday.

Wasn't really feeling it so I bailed and went home, may visit on a future Wednesday or Thursday when I don't have to be up early the next day.

[GfeHunt]

I drove past DR today, the sign is gone but it looked open. Anyone know the story, just wind damage?

Of the three Cocoa Beach clubs (DR, Cheaters, Lido) what's the consensus, which one is the best? I just moved down here to my place down by Patrick SFB, have read the reviews which are focused on the ladies, but what are the other qualities that make one place better (dance cost, amenities, opportunities for carry-out?

The sign has been gone for a long time.

[LionsNTigers]

I drove past DR today, the sign is gone but it looked open. Anyone know the story, just wind damage?

Of the three Cocoa Beach clubs (DR, Cheaters, Lido) what's the consensus, which one is the best? I just moved down here to my place down by Patrick SFB, have read the reviews which are focused on the ladies, but what are the other qualities that make one place better (dance cost, amenities, opportunities for carry-out?

[CarkNight9]

Lidos has some hot talent:

Venom. Petite girl with a hot body and very good friction dances.

Jinx. Tall and slim and can keep a conversation going. Dances were good.

Cheaters. Venus is petite and kind of wild. Had a great time in the back with her.

Did not try OTC since my experience over the years has not been good due to GPS / cost etc. For real action just see an escort. Escorts may not be as pretty but with the good ones leave you satisfied.