Strip Club Reports

[The Worb]

Went to IR at 6 for free cover and free shot with first beer. Sheila hung on me and tried to give me a massage. Note to self is that when a group of girls drive over from Orlando together, there is a 0% chance that any one of them is going to go home with you. The other rule of thumb is the same for a girl who has been working at IR for 7 years. There is no way that you are going to impress her. Oh well, that's the way it goes. The good side is that as an experiences SC attendee, I am sparing with dances until I get a FEEL for what kind of mileage there is going to be. Left unhappy, but not surprised. See ya next time girls.

[Jp407]

Had some decent dances with Paparazzi (tall blk supermodel type) and Tinker (holy double Ds!) but then made the mistake of getting a dance from Jeniel (not exactly sure of her name) she is a stick with boltons like airbags that went off then partially deflated. Could feel the bag texture and corners, must have got them at the dollar store. Something I did rubbed her the wrong way, and she flipped her lid and demanded payment for the unfinnished song. Steer clear of this bad attitude if you can.

Clay

Sounds like Juliet.

[Clayton W]

Had some decent dances with Paparazzi (tall blk supermodel type) and Tinker (holy double Ds!) but then made the mistake of getting a dance from Jeniel (not exactly sure of her name) she is a stick with boltons like airbags that went off then partially deflated. Could feel the bag texture and corners, must have got them at the dollar store. Something I did rubbed her the wrong way, and she flipped her lid and demanded payment for the unfinnished song. Steer clear of this bad attitude if you can.

Clay

[Carjack]

This place is head & shoulders above all other Brevard clubs. Lots of girls on all shifts usually with great variety (I tend toward heroin thin). The drinks are reasonably priced & strong with a complimentary shot before 7pm. Oh yeah, & the dances are only $10! After years of patronizing other clubs I now go exclusively to IR. Other clubs are a waste of time Imo. Night shift favorites are Skylar / Natasha, Solo, & Indie / Ida. All are rail thin & liberal with roaming & hands on. Ida is especially open to letting you leave with wet digits. My new daytime favorite is Meadow. She is also Auschwitz thin but with a nice sixpack. Sweet kid with a nice personality. The place offers great bang for the buck. & WAY more fun than golf!

[Jp407]

Tore this place up on Friday nite! We had 6-7 girls dancing all nite long. I have spent many nites in this club.

I could list off all the ladies but most of them come and go quickly.

You can't beat the stiff drinks and the dance prices.

YMMV but I love the place. So many hot girls.

[WhitePasta]

So this past Sunday of labor day weekend, I decided to do some beach hopping of clubs. I warmed up myself to some extensive beach fest at coconuts, and then headed to Lidos around 3:30 in the afternoon, there were 4 girls at least at the bar not much action there, had a few vodkas, and left for Cheaters around 5, took advantage of happy hour at Cheaters, there were few hot looking girls but they seemed to be interested with the Sunday beach goers, so finished a couple of beers here, and then headed to IR around 6, started my usual budlight round with a shot, and saw the place had a good turn out of girls, enjoyed the labor day special buffet and got a few dances with Blaze and Tenessee, a shoulder rub from Sheela.

Monday. Hit IR at 4 pm, usual budlight and a shot, few dances with Tessa, and Tenesse. Overall a good time as usual. Went to Vivid later in the evening with a couple of friends, club is artfully decorated, but dancers lacked enthusiasm to dance, there were 5-6 girls. 4 of them good looking, so dances here are $25 per dance! Passed on them, girls would not even take their tops off when on stage, girls would randomly get on the stage to dance, overall lackluster experience there! Verdict avoid Vivid. There are other artfully decorated bars in brevard where you can have a drink.

So my 2 cents stick to cocoa beach and have the fun!

[LazyBones]

As always, YMMV, but the only limits are those you and the lady set for yourselves. Just search for Jersey in this forum to get an idea of where those limits can be.

You want to pull out your dick with some dude getting a dance 1 foot beside you? Not my idea of private fun. Granted, things happen there. And it would seem to be pretty rare event there though. Like my chances at other places. Like Tampa our SE FL. And from the references to extra cost dances and tips for Jersey that I just read, probably comparable prices, at least for me

[FredWard]

As always, YMMV, but the only limits are those you and the lady set for yourselves. Just search for Jersey in this forum to get an idea of where those limits can be.

I met a girl there and there was definite chemistry. Ended up hooking up several times and then dating. She was a nice girl and could have worked but I moved for work. All good and fun though.

[Big Shock]

As always, YMMV, but the only limits are those you and the lady set for yourselves. Just search for Jersey in this forum to get an idea of where those limits can be.

Ok guys. Sorry but I still don't get it. Sure you get eye candy and good drinks. I liked the shot given with the beer thing at IR myself. BUT. The lap dances are in the open and at best you cop a feel and so do they. Any real action is not in the cards. So. Unless you like to drink and look at babes and touch a little for half price dances compared to other places. You can't get more mileage. Too wide open.

So. Can you get higher mileage dances at IR? I don't think so unless you get take out. That's my point. Am I wrong?

[LazyBones]

I have visited other clubs in FL like Scarletts in Ft. Laud, Tootsies in Miami, Spearmint rhino in West Palm, Cheetahs in Pompano, all these clubs the girls are extremely good, but the price tag is also good. , they have VIP rooms, if you have the money to spend they will double your pleasure, but when it comes to IR this is what I like most;

1) Drinks. Leaving the beers apart, the drinks which make and the price they charge is the best value in the entire of all stripclubs in FL, and easily the best on the entire A1A, they are even better than the normal bars! I vouch for it, plus the customer service from bartenders also deserves mention. Jenna, Cathy (she just left to Cali a few weeks ago) , Candy, Marla, Alissa they all are exceptionally good to customers.

2) Like previously said in the forum, $10 LD, unbeatable in the entire FL, there can be other places but then they have the bloody 6 ft rule (I might as well tip on the stage and be content). Most dancers are not pesky, and if you refuse to dance with them they do leave you alone.

Only downside is the nights when [Deleted by Admin] Else its a nice place to go to and have fun.

Ok guys. Sorry but I still don't get it. Sure you get eye candy and good drinks. I liked the shot given with the beer thing at IR myself. BUT. The lap dances are in the open and at best you cop a feel and so do they. Any real action is not in the cards. So. Unless you like to drink and look at babes and touch a little for half price dances compared to other places. You can't get more mileage. Too wide open.

So. Can you get higher mileage dances at IR? I don't think so unless you get take out. That's my point. Am I wrong?

[WhitePasta]

I have visited other clubs in FL like Scarletts in Ft. Laud, Tootsies in Miami, Spearmint rhino in West Palm, Cheetahs in Pompano, all these clubs the girls are extremely good, but the price tag is also good. , they have VIP rooms, if you have the money to spend they will double your pleasure, but when it comes to IR this is what I like most;

1) Drinks. Leaving the beers apart, the drinks which make and the price they charge is the best value in the entire of all stripclubs in FL, and easily the best on the entire A1A, they are even better than the normal bars! I vouch for it, plus the customer service from bartenders also deserves mention. Jenna, Cathy (she just left to Cali a few weeks ago) , Candy, Marla, Alissa they all are exceptionally good to customers.

2) Like previously said in the forum, $10 LD, unbeatable in the entire FL, there can be other places but then they have the bloody 6 ft rule (I might as well tip on the stage and be content). Most dancers are not pesky, and if you refuse to dance with them they do leave you alone.

Only downside is the nights when [Deleted by Admin] else its a nice place to go to and have fun.

Okay, got to ask this.

Been to IR many times over the years and I don't get it. So many other places in FL (I'm not from the area) give way higher mileage lap dances because you can get privacy. At IR there is a little touch and squeeze LD basically out in the open. Am I missing something? A private room I don't know about? Granted those other places in FL (Tampa, Miami for ex. Are too far to drive) and at least with IR you can get a handful, but with the lack of privacy you're either going to mess your pants or go home with blue balls. Better than nothing I guess but based upon the reviews it seems I'm missing something. PM as necessary.

L

[CBur7]

Okay, got to ask this.

Been to IR many times over the years and I don't get it. So many other places in FL (I'm not from the area) give way higher mileage lap dances because you can get privacy. At IR there is a little touch and squeeze LD basically out in the open. Am I missing something? A private room I don't know about? Granted those other places in FL (Tampa, Miami for ex. Are too far to drive) and at least with IR you can get a handful, but with the lack of privacy you're either going to mess your pants or go home with blue balls. Better than nothing I guess but based upon the reviews it seems I'm missing something. PM as necessary.

L

Yes you are missing something. Actually 2 missing somethings:

(1) $10 Lap Dance.

(2) Reasonable drink prices.

Cbur

[LazyBones]

Okay, got to ask this.

Been to IR many times over the years and I don't get it. So many other places in FL (I'm not from the area) give way higher mileage lap dances because you can get privacy. At IR there is a little touch and squeeze LD basically out in the open. Am I missing something? A private room I don't know about? Granted those other places in FL (Tampa, Miami for ex. Are too far to drive) and at least with IR you can get a handful, but with the lack of privacy you're either going to mess your pants or go home with blue balls. Better than nothing I guess but based upon the reviews it seems I'm missing something. PM as necessary.

L

[Putzy]

So I stopped in there tonight after work. Placed was pretty crowded but not too many people getting dances. Lots of new (to me) faces, several so-so, several looked pretty nice. So, I'm sitting there minding my own business enjoying the show and my first drink, when Gianna comes over to say hi. I've seen her around the club before, but never met her before tonight. Pretty glad she stopped to see me. If you don't know her, slim brunette with really nice natural A-cups, and near perfect nipples. I couldn't stop wanting to act like a baby, if you know what I mean. Anyway, she gave excellent dances and was very friendly, both in giving and receiving. Got several dances from her, until I was too hot (and bothered) and needed a break. Wow, good start to the night.

Now I'm at the back of the bar, enjoying another drink, and some crazy old blond chick, who looks all used up, comes over and starts "talking" to me. I say it like that cause she wasn't making any sense at all. Kept talking about teaching old dogs new tricks, and trying to push donkeys through gates. No shit. Anyway, I told her politely that I was chilling and not looking for dances. Still babbles on. Tell her second time, a little less polite. Still won't leave. Getting frustrated now, and about to tell her to get the F away from me, when I got saved by an angel. A little Latin angel.

Saw Kimberly (petite Latina with perfect natural B-cups) walking by, I quick waved at her and she came over and saved me. Damn, she is so cute. I always forget how cute she is. And always super friendly to me. I've had dances from her a few times in the past, and always really enjoyed them. But tonight was special. She must have been in the mood tonight, or something, cause her dances were better than ever. And even much better than Gianna's which were quite good. After a long time with Kimberly, I finally had to stop. Didn't want to, but had to. I could spend hours with this girl.

So had two sets of amazing dances from two awesome girls tonight. And none of my "regulars" (ie chicks that always beg for dances from me) were there to pounce on me as I walked through the door, which is nice. Best time I've had at the IR in a while.

Putz

[Caballoblanco]

Every stripper should read my new book, Everything I Know About Customer Service, I Learned From A Stripper. That said, they have not all studied up on it.

Went to IR 11ish fri nite wow you guys arent kidding it is very different than on week nites. Not really my scene. Very crowded, not a good ratio of girls to guys. Got a dance from Cindy. First words out of her mouth was she wanted me to take her home. I didn't answer, I just kept letting her talk + dance and she kept pushing it saying she had beers and a bottle waiting for us. No hint of OTC though. It was just strange that she had never met me and was inviting me to her place before getting to know me. Finally I had to tell her no, and I thought there would be some big dude there forcing me to hand over my wallet. Claims she just moved from NC and needed to payoff another dancer so she asked for more songs than I wanted to do. Waitress was real pushy about me buying her a drink which is always awkward to turn down.