Strip Club Reports

[Feckless]

Had opp to visit 2 of Cocoa Beaches more interesting establishments while on a business trip last week. Thanks to the info on this forum, I knew what to expect- Nothing too surprising. Lido stop (weekday nt) was quite nice. Cover charge on a weekday nt seems excessive. Dancers WAY outnumbered customers. Girls were all fairly good to great looking, reasonably friendly w / o being too pushy. Drinks were a bit pricey (to me). Dances were also a bit pricey ($20) for a slow weekday night, but the girls were very accommodating with wandering hands and lap-grinding.

Next night was Cheaters. Quite a step down (as expected). A cover charge at that place, on a weekday nt WAS excessive. Pricey drinks, a largely unattractive collection of dancers (on that night-no idea how consistent that may be) and the girls were LACKING all enthusiasm. The highlight of that visit was when a stage dancer leaned over to me and asked "WY THE F-CK is a (TV) screen over the stage showing a Spelling Bee? ". Overall, the pool table seemed more entertaining than the dancers that night.

Ran out of time before visiting IR. Next trip. Again, appreciate all the insights that I found here before going.

F1.

[Zillow]

Wowie, you have been several times since Lamar sold the IR. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it hasn't happened and will happen again. An we all know dancers. Speciflly Inner Room dancers ALWAYS follow each and every rule. Just how dumb do you think we are? Post the name and time of day the rule breakers break the rules for you to "confirm"? Again, I know what I experience at the IR, and by your sour grapes post, I guess my mileage varries a lot from your mileage. YMMV, really.

I'm not going to name names, but I've gotten bjs in there as recently as 2 weeks ago, she was not shy about it, one guy was staring at us the whole time he was getting his dances. And really, ask any of the seasoned dancers, they can tell when your dick is unzipped just by the position of the girl, or lack of changing positions.

[Rossfl]

Wowie, you have been several times since Lamar sold the IR. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it hasn't happened and will happen again. An we all know dancers. Speciflly Inner Room dancers ALWAYS follow each and every rule. Just how dumb do you think we are? Post the name and time of day the rule breakers break the rules for you to "confirm"? Again, I know what I experience at the IR, and by your sour grapes post, I guess my mileage varries a lot from your mileage. YMMV, really.

I am sure Everyone got the memo, NO straddling the patrons, you probably got one leg straddled and that doesn't count! I have been there several times since they have changed owners and have yet to see any dancers straddling a customer, if anyone knows a dancer at IR that does it, post their name and time of day and I will confirm the data. This is not YMMV, this is a rule the club has set and they enforce.

[PerfectAss]

I guess not everyone got that memo. As always YMMV.

I am sure Everyone got the memo, NO straddling the patrons, you probably got one leg straddled and that doesn't count! I have been there several times since they have changed owners and have yet to see any dancers straddling a customer, if anyone knows a dancer at IR that does it, post their name and time of day and I will confirm the data. This is not YMMV, this is a rule the club has set and they enforce.

[Rossfl]

I guess not everyone got that memo. As always YMMV.

It's not very playful when the girls are not allowed to straddle the customers and grind on them.

[PerfectAss]

I can confirm she is back and still very playfull.

It's not very playful when the girls are not allowed to straddle the customers and grind on them.

[Beel926]

Anyone visit this place on Palm Bay Road recently?

[NormusJohnson]

Is the blonde Faith still around?

Had some good times with her at IR but was never able to hook up outside the club.

Normus Johnson.

[Rossfl]

I can confirm she is back and still very playfull.

[NormusJohnson]

Was up there last week. My first visit ever. Apparently wrong day to go as the owner was there and girls were on high alert. Did not see a pregnant bartender. Two pretty cute girls however. Got dances with a couple of girls, one was vacationing frommatlanta, msaidmshenworkedmatmthe pink pony upmthere. Her dance was pretty mechanical. Got a dance with nilla. Let me play amlittle,but nothing on her end. Rythymmwas pretty cute, and chatty. Decent dances, says they are much better without owner there. Got 2 from her, andmalso, got 2,from layla. Nice body, very good two way contact. Will probably make another visit. , not sure if that helps ya out or not. Itmwqsmlast, Tuesday, got there around 4 ish, stayed til around 7. Don't recall an Ida.

My bartender was canned about a year ago. And found someone and is very pregnant now. Sounds like it might be worth the time if I have it to spare. Which has not been the case.

God I miss get crazy at the bar with Jersey and the other girls.

Normus Johnson.

[Iron City]

Was up there last week. My first visit ever. Apparently wrong day to go as the owner was there and girls were on high alert. Did not see a pregnant bartender. Two pretty cute girls however. Got dances with a couple of girls, one was vacationing frommatlanta, msaidmshenworkedmatmthe pink pony upmthere. Her dance was pretty mechanical. Got a dance with nilla. Let me play amlittle,but nothing on her end. Rythymmwas pretty cute, and chatty. Decent dances, says they are much better without owner there. Got 2 from her, andmalso, got 2,from layla. Nice body, very good two way contact. Will probably make another visit. , not sure if that helps ya out or not. Itmwqsmlast, Tuesday, got there around 4 ish, stayed til around 7. Don't recall an Ida.

I believe Ida goes by stage name Monroe these days. Saw her in there several times.

IC.

[RichieG23]

Was up there last week. My first visit ever. Apparently wrong day to go as the owner was there and girls were on high alert. Did not see a pregnant bartender. Two pretty cute girls however. Got dances with a couple of girls, one was vacationing frommatlanta, msaidmshenworkedmatmthe pink pony upmthere. Her dance was pretty mechanical. Got a dance with nilla. Let me play amlittle,but nothing on her end. Rythymmwas pretty cute, and chatty. Decent dances, says they are much better without owner there. Got 2 from her, andmalso, got 2,from layla. Nice body, very good two way contact. Will probably make another visit. , not sure if that helps ya out or not. Itmwqsmlast, Tuesday, got there around 4 ish, stayed til around 7. Don't recall an Ida.

Used to go to the inner room all the time to see a couple of the girls and bartenders. Some of the girls are gone? And the bartender is now very pregnant.

Haven't been in a while is it still worth a visit?

Heard Ida is back but is she allowed to play?

Might be up there soon and trying to get the most bang for my buck in the hour or two that I have to play.

Comments please.

Normus Johnson.

[NormusJohnson]

Used to go to the inner room all the time to see a couple of the girls and bartenders. Some of the girls are gone? And the bartender is now very pregnant.

Haven't been in a while is it still worth a visit?

Heard Ida is back but is she allowed to play?

Might be up there soon and trying to get the most bang for my buck in the hour or two that I have to play.

Comments please.

Normus Johnson.

[Digger Blue]

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Most of the dancers seemed bored, but was approached by Latina Isabelle. Moved to the back and had a few dances. Some good grinding, but not very hands on. Didn't inquire about OTC, because I was super baked.

[Zillow]

Is back at IR. Eom.