Strip Club Reports

**Zillow** · 04-09-18 17:29

Hit IR first around 2 pm last Friday, mainly for the free shot and beer. Grabbed a couple of dances with Nadia, I think was her name, Latina with huge tits. I think she could tell I was bored and she didn't do much to change my attitude. No one else there piqued my interest so I packed up and headed to Lidos.

At Lidos, met up with a dancer named Tina? Thin, shorter straight dirty blonde older girl. Openly offered otc but never actually exchanged numbers. Desiree promptly dashed over for her turn. I love her aggressive dominatrix style full of power kissing, biting. She has gained a little weight, for those who play attention to this.

Next stop, Cheaters. Decent sized crowd, decent crop of dancers. Saw a new one to me, Lexi, curled long blonde hair. Anyone have a fun story to share about her? No dancers at Cheaters seemed interested in extras in the back, left disappointed.

**Deboinair** · 04-05-18 15:09

Originally Posted by NotAGolfer [View Original Post]

Yes, Pasco is about the same distance from Melbourne as Lauderdale give or take a bit. I'm not as familiar with the current Lauderdale scene (been about 5 years since I was there), but either would probably work out for you. FS, at least in the 3 cocoa beach clubs, is difficult due to the lack of privacy and the crackdown at inner room. I've heard rumors it's possible, but once you see the current setups, OTC is probably a safer bet.

Great. I should have clarified I prefer OTC. All of South FL is pretty open but too many Cuban girls have ruined the experience. I'd love to check out Pasco. I never did Tampa area after hearing about Mons Venus. I thought all clubs were like that out there. This is good intel.

**NotAGolfer** · 04-05-18 04:32

Originally Posted by Deboinair [View Original Post]

Thank you for the suggestions. Isn't Pasco County like 2 hours from Melbourne? I'll check it out but if I don't like it I'll will just go to Lauderdale. But I have had a ton of fun on the Space Coast before.

Yes, Pasco is about the same distance from Melbourne as Lauderdale give or take a bit. I'm not as familiar with the current Lauderdale scene (been about 5 years since I was there), but either would probably work out for you. FS, at least in the 3 cocoa beach clubs, is difficult due to the lack of privacy and the crackdown at inner room. I've heard rumors it's possible, but once you see the current setups, OTC is probably a safer bet.

**Deboinair** · 04-04-18 17:17

Originally Posted by NotAGolfer [View Original Post]

You are correct that Orlando is terrible for clubs other than possibly arranging OTC. Cocoa Beach is topless, fun, relaxed and has alcohol. Dances can be $10 during the day (or anytime at Innerroom), but no VIPs around and not many extras happening due to that. Still a fun way to spend an afternoon and OTC opportunities do present themselves.

I don't know about the Melbourne club since I haven't been there yet. But it seems what you are looking for would be over in the Tampa area (especially the Pasco clubs along Highway 19 of which there are 7 or 8). You can start at Bare Assets and work your way north to you find what you are looking for.

Thank you for the suggestions. Isn't Pasco County like 2 hours from Melbourne? I'll check it out but if I don't like it I'll will just go to Lauderdale. But I have had a ton of fun on the Space Coast before.

**NotAGolfer** · 04-04-18 12:16

Originally Posted by Deboinair [View Original Post]

I'm from Miami where everything goes. Full nude without drinking is a worthless visit. I see that now I live in Phoenix. It's amazing how the cities work different. I would figure Orlando would be good but it seems like the space coast has more action.

There is also a club in W. Melbourne but I forgot the name. Is that one good?

You are correct that Orlando is terrible for clubs other than possibly arranging OTC. Cocoa Beach is topless, fun, relaxed and has alcohol. Dances can be $10 during the day (or anytime at Innerroom), but no VIPs around and not many extras happening due to that. Still a fun way to spend an afternoon and OTC opportunities do present themselves.

I don't know about the Melbourne club since I haven't been there yet. But it seems what you are looking for would be over in the Tampa area (especially the Pasco clubs along Highway 19 of which there are 7 or 8). You can start at Bare Assets and work your way north to you find what you are looking for.

**Deboinair** · 04-04-18 09:56

Originally Posted by George1500 [View Original Post]

I remember NERO's. That brings back memories for me. It was on east side of US1 (close to 520). I believe it was a Kentucky Fried Chicken before it was Neros, if memory serves me? The short time it was there, (maybe a yr or 2), I had some fun times at that place. Then afterwards, it became a massage parlor that did NOT last long. In the mid 80's, Lidos (when it was teasers) and red leopard (when it was tootsies) was totally nude with full liquor. And before Teasers, it was called House of Babes on the beach (or House babes 3?) which was owned by House of Babes in orlando (which was near club juana / circus circus). HOB (in orlando and here in brevard county) were totally nude BUT no alcohol. They had what they called 'Near Beer'. Anyone remember HOB here? Fun times back then and still can find fun times today.

I'm from Miami where everything goes. Full nude without drinking is a worthless visit. I see that now I live in Phoenix. It's amazing how the cities work different. I would figure Orlando would be good but it seems like the space coast has more action.

I'm planning to move back to FL to Melbourne. I've had some fun at inner room and Tootsys. But this was years ago. My question is what club is the best for FS? I haven't had fun like that in fours because Phoenix sucks with clubs.

There is also a club in W. Melbourne but I forgot the name. Is that one good?

**George1500** · 04-01-18 08:58

Originally Posted by PoundingHer [View Original Post]

I agree with you that the nude clubs like playmates and Nero's (anyone remember that place besides me) from the old days were really fun places but they just never were able to turn a profit. It is getting harder and harder for even those serving booze to turn profits. Play Safe. PH.

I remember NERO's. That brings back memories for me. It was on east side of US1 (close to 520). I believe it was a Kentucky Fried Chicken before it was Neros, if memory serves me? The short time it was there, (maybe a yr or 2), I had some fun times at that place. Then afterwards, it became a massage parlor that did NOT last long. In the mid 80's, Lidos (when it was teasers) and red leopard (when it was tootsies) was totally nude with full liquor. And before Teasers, it was called House of Babes on the beach (or House babes 3?) which was owned by House of Babes in orlando (which was near club juana / circus circus). HOB (in orlando and here in brevard county) were totally nude BUT no alcohol. They had what they called 'Near Beer'. Anyone remember HOB here? Fun times back then and still can find fun times today.

**ScottyM3** · 03-31-18 22:35

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9L4NVc4HJo

I have played that opening scene many times. That has to be one of thee best kisses I've ever seen. I hope Larry Hagman knows how lucky he was. Damn I think every man wished he was Major Nelson.

**Legend808** · 03-31-18 20:14

Originally Posted by OrlandoPl [View Original Post]

I spend my time with the attractive dancers.

https://mobile.twitter.com/brandy4bbc?lang=en

**RoadWarrior2K** · 03-31-18 19:55

Originally Posted by ScottyM3 [View Original Post]

I've read many of the replies but this is the biggest difference in the two. Cocoa Beach had Jeannie. Mmmmmm what a babe. LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9L4NVc4HJo

**PoundingHer** · 03-31-18 17:48

Originally Posted by Otto22 [View Original Post]

Yes, I had some freaky times at Playmates but doubt anything like it will return. Recently another club, Blush in CB, tried the nude club routine as Landing Strip. It failed predictably as the lack of alcohol seriously reduced their income sources. Clubs without adult beverages simply can not generate sufficient profits. Think about it; there are only three sources of income for a strip club: cover charges, beverage sales, and club fees charged to dancers. Take away the most lucrative (booze) and the income stream fails. Still remember the great times at Playmates though.

I agree with you that the nude clubs like playmates and Nero's (anyone remember that place besides me) from the old days were really fun places but they just never were able to turn a profit. It is getting harder and harder for even those serving booze to turn profits. Play Safe. PH.

**JdaLittleBir76** · 03-31-18 16:09

Originally Posted by JPerez0909 [View Original Post]

Cocoa is full of trashy people and Cocoa Beach is has slightly less trashy people.

LOL totally agree with you, that's one reason I don't really want to see a provider in Cocoa, most of girl I met is from Melbourne area, and Titusville sucks too.

**Otto22** · 03-31-18 12:51

Originally Posted by DevilDog23 [View Original Post]

I miss Playmates in industrial Cocoa. In the beginning that place was great. They had some pretty good talent and it being full nude was even better. I had a lot of fun in those VIP rooms. I wish it would make a comeback or something like it. Who else has old playmates stories.

Yes, I had some freaky times at Playmates but doubt anything like it will return. Recently another club, Blush in CB, tried the nude club routine as Landing Strip. It failed predictably as the lack of alcohol seriously reduced their income sources. Clubs without adult beverages simply can not generate sufficient profits. Think about it; there are only three sources of income for a strip club: cover charges, beverage sales, and club fees charged to dancers. Take away the most lucrative (booze) and the income stream fails. Still remember the great times at Playmates though.