Thread: 10 Things We've Learned About Life By Peeing With An Erection
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05-25-18 06:32 #6
Posts: 33Its even more fun with a baby
I am certain that male babies learn to aim at an early age.
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04-07-18 23:04 #5
Posts: 24And long
Also be ready to aim down. I never realized just how long a pee can shoot.
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05-08-09 18:28 #4
Posts: 53Originally Posted by Gdlint
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05-02-09 17:31 #3
Posts: 258Originally Posted by KC Questor
Gdlint
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05-02-09 13:56 #2
Posts: 1351Cute joke. Did you mean it to be its own new topic?
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05-01-09 13:53 #1
Posts: 25810 Things We've Learned About Life By Peeing With An Erection
Life is full of lessons, often they go unrealized. Occasionally we take notice and use situations to help improve our lives. Those of us wise enough to catch these lessons should share them with the world, as we have for you.
10. Things don't always go the way you planned. (No matter how hard you aim, you ain't hitting that bowl.)
9. You don't always have to live large. (Sometimes small IS better.)
8. Sometimes you need to think outside the box. (Peeing in that bathtub is going to be MUCH easier than that tiny bowl.)
7. No matter how big your problems are, don't ever lose grip of the situation. (Like I need to tell you to use both hands.)
6. Put things back where you found them. (I guess this kinda depends on how you got the erection.)
5. Hard work can't be done while sitting on your ass. (If you try to push that sucker down while sitting you might just break it off.)
4. Understand the gravity of your situation. (Even though gravity won't really help you right now.)
3. Don't be afraid to ask for help in life. (She is probably just lying there, ask for an extra hand.)
2. There are obviously some things a woman just can't do. (My apologizes to the hermaphrodites of the world.)
1. It's best not to think how you got into your situation, but how you are going to get out of it. (What in the hell are you pissing with a hard-on for?)