Teabag420 in DC

[Nykenny69]

Just checked out green (not 4th floor)... service was very good, about the best I've had from a DC amp. House fee was .60$ and gave 1$ for full service. Provider (May??) was a bit on the mature side with average looks, but made up for it with excellent body tone and enthusiastic service (no rush). Caught a glimpse fo several other providers and thier attributes appeared about the same. Would repeat.

Fourth floor; you can confirm by looking at the ad in the Washington Post that the poster mentioned.

[Sleazebum]

Considering they don't open until Eliot's off the air, your friend is probably yanking your crank.

...of the previous night. Right??

Most likely if the story is true the man was busted in the PM and the show covered it in the AM.

Is that so hard to figure out?

JJ

[Teabag420]

Perhaps one day you'll give a review (of a provider for a change) and show us how it should be done.

I went to my usual Saturday afternoon place and was please when Sunny walked into the room. Tall, probably 5'10'' and lightly freckled. No accent, this was an ABK. As the massage progressed, she asked what I did with the other ladies. I said "Everything" and her eyes widened. The massage continued and she began to take care of business, and said "Next time bring condom. " I told her "I brought one today" and after handing over $100 we were off to the races. The sex was ok, but she had a Penthouse Pet body, so all in all it was a positive experience, and it was refreshing dealing with someone who was fluent in English. I regret not exploring other languages with her. I repeated on several other occasions.

Sadly, this was at Kona in Bethesda in the 1990's. As I've said on other occasions, all my information is outdated. I could have made up a review of Star, Orange, or FCCC, etc. Would that have made you happy? Do you have any idea how many reviews here are made up?

As always, Senior Members can PM for details.

[Dr Bombay]

Honest review, very discreet (well, discretion is graded on a curve), and you made yourself like a nice guy.

The only down is the old "Senior members pm for details". What details would anyone want, and what would you tell them? "Senior members" is bs and I know because I are one.

Perhaps one day you'll give a review (of a provider for a change) and show us how it should be done.

[Sleazebum]

If we spent half as much space on valid report as we do gabbing about the silliness of coded speech we would have more than twice as much usable information!

How about this? Keep it simple!

1. Name of the place
2. Name of the provider
3. ONE WORD description of the appointment
4. "PM if you need details"

Just follow that format and we will know what is good, what is not so good and the details will be restricted.

Suggested ONE WORD descriptions could be:

1. WONDERFUL
2. GREAT
3. GOOD
4. OK
5. SOSO
6. BAD
7. WORSE
8. TERRIBLE
9. UNHAPPY
10. AVOID

JJ

While Teabag continues to be condescending with each and every post, I think the man does have a point. "Used underneath, on top, and lazily from behind" isn't exactly subtle.

Just a humble suggestion but if you want to keep reporting about AMPs without being so blatantly open about things, reports like Corsair's are the way to go. If people need more details than what she looks like, how the massage was and "great service", take it to pm. But honestly, clever analogies aren't hiding anything.

[Loop Vet]

While Teabag continues to be condescending with each and every post, I think the man does have a point. "Used underneath, on top, and lazily from behind" isn't exactly subtle.

Just a humble suggestion but if you want to keep reporting about AMPs without being so blatantly open about things, reports like Corsair's are the way to go. If people need more details than what she looks like, how the massage was and "great service", take it to pm. But honestly, clever analogies aren't fooling anyone.

[Dr Bombay]

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Why was this guy allowed back?

[Teabag420]

Gentlemen,

Saw the forces that be out in force around 18th & M Street on Wednesday. Appears they were checking up on the local scene. Be careful and, as per all holiday commercials, be responsible. Don't make these holidays ones you can't forget.

Take care,

Dooder

Don't take this as aimed solely at you, but all this "I doubled back and walked the block again, doing my recon" (keep making yourself conspicuous) and "I saw police on the same block as a strip club" stuff is useless. Not to mention "I called my favorite fruit stand and asked if they had any oranges" when you really mean you went to the new massage parlor near the Eastern Market Metro that advertises in the City Paper.

First, there are almost always police in that area, not just local, federal too. You just happened to see uniforms or obvious cars. In addition to the strip club (cops like strippers too), around the corner by about a block and a half there's a secure building that if you can't prove you belong there you won't get in, not just signing in at the desk.

When and if they make a bust, they just walk in and do it. They don't make a big production of it except when it's because of neighbor complaints like the place on Wisconsin Ave and in Montgomery County. Proof? Ask yourself if you've seen anything in the newspaper about the closings over the last year.

[Teabag420]

All these postings on Orange is equal to all the postings of 14K before it went down. A girl couldn't break wind there without it being posted here. Then it was padlocked.

We get it, we know what it is like now.

I think discretion is a virtue.

The 1995 Washingtonian article on the DC sex trade (strippers, mp's and escorts) said quoted police officials explicitly saying that the police know all about the activities involved, and even described a map with pushpins in it for every mp in the area.

Has it occurred to anyone that DC now has a female police chief? The Montgomery County cleanup was started because because some yenta found something from another board like this on her husband's computer and hounded the police.

No one has posited an explanation for the lack of publicity about the closings. The Montgomery County closings were publicized by the PD, local media (due largely to the use of county funds to pay for full service for an informant, a friend of one of the detectives) and the aforementioned yenta. You can research that yourself in the Montgomery Gazette. Let us not neglect the short arm of Robin Ficker, a well-known Montgomery County gadfly whose "law" offices were located in the same building as Eagle Spa, next to the surplus store on Wisconsin Avenue, and who wrote a letter to the editor complaining about it. His name will now be googleable on this site. Cool.

The last closing in DC that hit the papers was the place in Glover Park, on Wisconsin Ave. That was the police wanting to take credit for responding to community concerns.

[Teabag420]

NEVER NEVER NEVER take more than $160 CASH into any of these places!! To do otherwise will only result in higher prices for all of us!

If the management is holding out on the "tech" it is their INTERNAL problem and not ours.

When the quality of "techs" drop the management will just need to give them a fair percentage back again. If management provides poor quality "techs" to us at the prices WE set then we will spend our CASH ONLY somewhere else.

Currency is NOT designed to lose value over time. That is simply BS and flat out WRONG as is the policy of higher prices.

By now everyone has seen the arguments on both side of this issue so weigh it all for yourselves and do or not do whatever it is you feel comfortable with.

But if you willingly jack up the prices for ME I will not be a happy camper anymore.

That is my final word on this subject. Any further discussion will just waste space and bandwidth. There is more than enough testimony on this all over this forum - READ IT and decide.

And to the FOOL who told me to STFU - YOU STFU, jackass.

JJ

Wayward One made some good points. Surely Sleazebum, with his knowledge of the industry and the shift-lock key has always known that the ladies have always gotten zero percent of the door under the prevailing door-and-tip model. Whether they have to tip back to the house or not is an open question and probably varies from one establishment to another.

As to "the prices WE set", keep dreaming. The market sets prices. That means that you, Sleazebag, have precisely zero control. You might be able to negotiate a special deal from time to time, but the market, which is a relatively unknowable number of buyers and a relatively knowable number of sellers in this case, sets the prices.

True, currencies are not designed to lose value, but it is fact of life that they do. No amount of caps-locking bloviating will change that fact.

Remember, I always tip $20 extra just for spite. I went to Jasmine between 12 and 18 months ago, not long after they opened, and was quoted a door fee of $90. I said "Too expensive" and went elsewhere. And I did it without hitting the caps-lock key.

Under the currently reported pricing structure, I am inclined to pay Jasmine a visit, for spite. Fear the Invisible Hand.

"That is my final word on this subject. ".- I have heard this before. It means "Be on the lookout for my next post on the subject in the near future. Typing Pool! Ready ALL-CAPS! "

Wayward One: the dollar sign is shift-4. Please use it rather than the disconcerting decimal point.

Thank you

[Teabag420]

I have not done the AMP thing in a while; mostly hanging to the escort line of business but I was in the M and Connecticut area so I though I would try 14K. Looks like it might be closed. I buzzer did not seem to work, no one answered the phone, and there was a hole in the ceiling where a camera should have been. I saw a few cigarette butts from recent visitors but based on the delivery slip hanging on the door, I don't thing anyone has been in an out in about 2 hours. A shame since I had to walk the block three times until the smokers from the adjacent building cleared out of the area.

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Twist

You don't think the cigarette smokers noticed you walking the block three times? You might as well wear a sign saying "I'm going to the massage parlor". Also the hostess at Lotus nightclub directly across the street is positioned to eyeball 1413 K all evening, not to mention THEIR bouncers. Not to mention the derelicts hanging out in front of the liquor store. The most inconspicuous thing you could do is just go straight in on your first attempt. People here really overthink the secret decoder ring stuff.

[Teabag420]

We cannot afford any price hike now!

JJ

Clearly, "we" have unrealistic expectations if we think prices shouldn't go up over ten years (that's as far back as I know about) and further, "we" perhaps aren't managing our money as well as "we" might if this is such a big issue.

I think prices SHOULD go up, just as an object lesson for "we" who think our desires should influence market rates. I've never seen an escort, because they're too expensive for me. THAT is Economics 101 (and Leykis 101).

I tried Jasmine soon after they opened and was quoted a house fee of $90. I said "too expensive", turned around and left.

The inclusion of this exclamation mark, "!" makes my argument much more powerful.

[Teabag420]

That is all!

If anyone still feels the need to argue please do it via PM so the ones who are still stuck on a slow connection do not have to slog through all this useless stuff.

I still stand by my own assessment and will not argue further.

JJ

Promises, promises. Anyone with a slow connection should definitely reconsider their budgetary priorities. Control issues much?

[Teabag420]

Hi,

I'm not a frequent poster and don't want to get flamed. I'm not looking for specifics on any spa or girl. I would like to where AMPs are advertising in papers other than the Washington Post. I've search the forum and can't find any reference to print advertising for AMPs in DC and the surrounding area with the exception of the Post's sports section. I'm from RI and all the AMPs here advertise in the Phoenix, which can be picked up for free at most book stores and adult video stores.

Thanks,

Frank

Ooooh, I SMELL BACON! As some people on this board might say, but anyone who says it and means it is a dumbass. I will not direct you to the Washington Blade as that's probably not your thing. The equivalent of the Phoenix in DC is probably the Washington City Paper, which has an Adult Services section in the back. Also check the Health and Wellness section.

[Teabag420]

But you seem to not understand basic economics.

I will not address this topic any further.

Have fun and be careful!

JJ

Saerang, you're right. The going rate hasn't gone up in the 10 years that I've been aware of it, so it's a bargain relative to everything else in the world. On the other hand, consider how much the ladies make, and yes, of course, they are human beings (right again), but it's hard to feel sorry for them on financial grounds.