Bedtime stories

[Makana9]

I remember one of those driving BJ's. Neighbor asked me to her senior Prom. Having no ties to her and already discussed it ourselves, we were "Jack and Miri Go to the Prom". At the hotel party that followed, we had gotten pretty f*ed up. Leaving the Hawaiian Regent, she suddenly leaned over, gained access and starting BBBJ. Damn, I drove around Diamond Head, thru Waialae to get onto the H1 going west. Took the viaduct by Middle street, all the way up to Mililani, driving 40 MPH the whole way. Came right as I parked, er, actually hit the curb and then stopped. We ended up boning til the sun was well up, and so were Mom and Dad. Should have seen Mom's horrified look and Dad's indifference when she walked out of my room and said "Morning Mr and Mrs." and walked out the door. Yep, couldn't wait until I graduated and got my own place!

What helped was catching no red lights going thru Waialae. 2:30am, so no traffic (back then, anyways) cruise control and sitting a little side-ways in the seat. Oh yeah, and just plain old determination on her part. First girl I ever that had the could manage it DT.

Strangely, it was the one and only time with her.

V Rider

Had a friend happenstance. I was driving into Waiks for work on AMoana passing Rest. Row, mean the traffic, drifting into a relaxed bliss when I started hearing the horn to the side of me. I usually don't look be / see way2many dickheads on the road. Kept hearing the horn so I turned, and to my surprise, my compadre@work (at the time we both bartended) was getting one mean ass BBBJ from the jailbait that was working in the club across from ours. So, we slowly drove side by side into Waiks, a good 30min. Back in the day. When he popped, the FkHd. When almost sideswipe my 4runner (he had a lifted 4X4) , plus the babette sat up with all his shine over her eyes, HAHA.

Not much could see since we both are quite higher than the normal SUVz.

Lucky bastard, + not really aft, cause the babe started dogging his butt, guess she fell in love with him aft. All the cream.

[V Rider]

I remember one of those driving BJ's. Neighbor asked me to her senior Prom. Having no ties to her and already discussed it ourselves, we were "Jack and Miri Go to the Prom". At the hotel party that followed, we had gotten pretty f*ed up. Leaving the Hawaiian Regent, she suddenly leaned over, gained access and starting BBBJ. Damn, I drove around Diamond Head, thru Waialae to get onto the H1 going west. Took the viaduct by Middle street, all the way up to Mililani, driving 40 MPH the whole way. Came right as I parked, er, actually hit the curb and then stopped. We ended up boning til the sun was well up, and so were Mom and Dad. Should have seen Mom's horrified look and Dad's indifference when she walked out of my room and said "Morning Mr and Mrs." and walked out the door. Yep, couldn't wait until I graduated and got my own place!

What helped was catching no red lights going thru Waialae. 2:30am, so no traffic (back then, anyways) cruise control and sitting a little side-ways in the seat. Oh yeah, and just plain old determination on her part. First girl I ever that had the could manage it DT.

Strangely, it was the one and only time with her.

V Rider

[Makana9]

NO SHIT! The second I slipped it in, she'd turn into SUPERSLUT! It's like she checked out of her head for the entire session and was someone else.

Strangely enough, I became bored with the whole routine. It was the same thing over and over. Sometimes I wanted some soft, mellow sex with sensual DFK and NO TALKING. But no. She wanted to raise the roof every single time.

Now though, I wished I had her on speed dial for booty calls, LOL!

Last I remember she got married and moved away!

Love it. One of my early jobs as a groc. Retail mgr, had some freaky cashiers and clerks. We use to party alot after work at each others home or apts. Since we lived close to the store. One of the other female mgr. (husband was a cop, get that one.) , use to come to work sometimes so depressed I felt sad4her so we listen, and we became close. Told me a few times that he Fkn around on her, bc she not getting nuttn. So aft. Work, a few of them came to my apt. That was 5min. Away, pupus, choke beer, and the girls brought their pep. Schnapps. We ended up playing strip trumps, and all of us were getting shit drunk, so everyone was confessing to all kines of freak stuff. Then, she says,"I love to fuck, but have not found some1 who can eat me clean&fk my ass". WHAT! I actually dropped my cards&my jaw must have been on the floor. We all laughed, and she was serious. End the game there, every1 left, but "E" wanted to drink more, so we talked, drank, and then of course. We started making out, ok she not nec. One looker (5-1 local japanese. 105, As) BUT pencil nips cause one day we were in the chill, and they were poking through her smock unreal. So I strip her clean, and suck her nips pretty hard, and she was dirty vocal, DATY to mulitples. How I know, the screaming and frickn girl made my sheets all soaked. No BJ, I was as stiff as Jimmy Hoffa, she sat CG, ACG, then. Pulled Akua out and stuck it in her B-hole, slow at first (helmit way big) , then picked up the speed till was pretty much full bore bang."E" squirted & I popped like no tomorrow. E turned, and we DFK'd like no tomorrow. Actually fell asleep like that. We both called in sick our shifts and fkd our brains out all day, I never thought about her Hubz, E & I continued this off and on till I left the company. I actually see her still at the same place, of course we are both way older. Talk about good times, but time has not been good to her. Really, but still a fabu friend. I have another, similar but will lv. That one for 2morrow. I will say this, I am still not into anal, thats me, BUT if the right sit. Comes up, ride um cowboy.

[Hypo Luxa]

She loved Greek. And I mean, loved it. It got to the point where we would only do a alot of BJ, little poji, and ALOT of Greek.

About 20 years ago I dated a local Japanese chick who was like that too. If she had her way, she wouldn't even waste time with vaginal sex, haha! After a while it got a little boring. It was always BBBJ, brief (if any) vag sex, multi-positioned and rough anal sex, then either CIMWS or COF and she'd scoop it into her mouth and swallow! She looooooved her daily dose of cum. She lived downtown and used to call me at my desk between 11 and noon somedays and beg me to meet her at her place so she could have her "lunch!" I'd spend the first 30 minutes of my lunch hour eating in the breakroom with co-workers, excuse myself, and finish up at her place with a 5-10 minute BBBJCIMWS.

What's funny is back then I grew tired of it. But what weirded me out was the first night we met, we went back to her place after meeting her at the Wave, and fucked like beastly animals. I mean both of us were very vocal and she'd scream the dirtiest things. The next morning while we're laying in bed after just finishing a morning session of PSE style sex, there was a knock at her bedroom door. She gets up and goes to her purse, grabs some money, opens the door and hands the money and whispers for about 10 seconds. Turns out it was her 8 y.o. son leaving for school asking for lunch money.

NO SHIT!!! It also turned out he had the room next to hers and for sure heard his mom screaming like she was getting anally gang-raped the night before and that morning! Afterward I asked that we not do it at her place while he was there. So she'd have him stay overnight at his grandma's on the weekends, and then we only had the nooners on the weekdays. The way she explained it is that she had no control over herself. The second I slipped it in, she'd turn into SUPERSLUT!!! It's like she checked out of her head for the entire session and was someone else.

Strangely enough, I became bored with the whole routine... It was the same thing over and over... Sometimes I wanted some soft, mellow sex with sensual DFK and NO TALKING. But no. She wanted to raise the roof every single time.

Now though, I wished I had her on speed dial for booty calls, LOL!

Last I remember she got married and moved away!

[V Rider]

When I was in high school, I was just like you. Looking to bang whatever, however. Well, maybe not whatever, but any chick in any way.

Met a girl just as I graduated high school. She was a junior at a just-turned co-ed private high school. She loved Greek. And I mean, loved it. It got to the point where we would only do a alot of BJ, little poji, and ALOT of Greek. She loved it when I pounded her and came in her a, then stayed in there while she clenched and worked it until I got hard again so I could bang her again. We would do this until one of us gave out. One time we tried a new position after 2 rounds of cumming and clenching. I slipped out and "Yeoow!" she yelled as she let loose a big, ole fart of cum that flew all over me and the bed. I guess it was good that there wasn't any feces mixed with my cum! Girl did know how to keep her browneye clean!

V Rider

[H Mobius]

4. My friend picked up a J-girl at Ala Moana bus stop. Need a ride to Pearl City. She needed cash and offered $$ for FS. He said too much. He haggled his way down to $ for FS. He said she was pretty, sexy, and good.

Is this the one who piled her car and needed fast cash for bodywork? That one told the guy regarding BBBJCIM, "That's what my mouth is for". Someone's response to that post gave me a good chuckle: "OMG! MARRY this girl!"

For some reason I am remembering Aiea as her requested destination, but that was two or three years ago.

A series of posts resulted; a lot of us were scoping the area for this girl or ones like her, but apparently no luck.

[PoiPounder]

Have not seen any hitchhikers in Hawaii in years. Does anybody have any stories about picking up hitchhikers. Back in the day this was another form of a singles bar. I even remember working girls on Sunset Blvd in LA hitchhiking to get dates because they thought the police were less likely to hassle them.

Have 3 experiences:

1. 2 years ago, picked up young blonde haole girl hitch hiking around Pupukea Foodland around 12:30am. Lost her ride and she needed a ride to her hotel in Waikiki. Told her I could drop her in Kalihi, but she begged me to take her to Waikiki. She said she would do anything."Anything"? She offered a BJ. Went to Haleiwa boat harbor and got to business. Got to play with the titties and FIV. Took her to her hotel. She asked for my number but never called. What evers!

2. Last year, same experience except brunette. Said she would do anything."Anything"? This one offered "sex". Parked almost exactly in the same stall (need to have State mark that stall as reserved). Went in the back seat of my truck and pulled off her top. Tittie play, FIV, DFK, BBBJ, Uncovered Mish.

This one called me the next day, but I flaked out. Had to spend the day with SO.

3. Last year, picked up 4 girls around Aloha Tower, Waikiki bound. Wanted ride to Waikiki. Told them I'm meeting friends Ward Center to drink. They wanted to come along. Met friends and we had a blast. Rented a room at Pagoda and had a 3 guy. 4 gal romp. I took the "big" gal. She was the wildest.

One of the gals still keeps in contact with my friend.

4. My friend picked up a J-girl at Ala Moana bus stop. Need a ride to Pearl City. She needed cash and offered $$ for FS. He said too much. He haggled his way down to $ for FS. He said she was pretty, sexy, and good.

[Max808]

Geez!

I was searching the threads looking for a couple reports I remembered reading and I came across this one.

I can't stop laughing. Roflmao! Thanks brah, this made my tough Monday a little better.

True story. Was the one and only time I went to Greece. Kinda lost my taste for Greek, not to mention my taste for corn.

[NinjaLurker]

Long time ago I was doing a some biatch greek and when I pulled out there was a corn kernel on the tip of Jr. I said, "did you have corn for dinner last night? " and she said, "yeah, how did you know?"

Geez!

I was searching the threads looking for a couple reports I remembered reading and I came across this one.

I can't stop laughing. Roflmao! Thanks brah, this made my tough Monday a little better.

[Hilo Boy]

Have not seen any hitchhikers in Hawaii in years. Does anybody have any stories about picking up hitchhikers. Back in the day this was another form of a singles bar. I even remember working girls on Sunset Blvd in LA hitchhiking to get dates because they thought the police were less likely to hassle them.

[Max808]

Long time ago I was doing a some biatch greek and when I pulled out there was a corn kernel on the tip of Jr. I said, "did you have corn for dinner last night? " and she said, "yeah, how did you know?"

[SnatchThat]

Do any girls have any funny bed time stories? Or funny complaints?

Is that guys have a 2" penis, has bad hygiene, and makes them wanna puke.

[Jzjz]

This was a while back. Got shit faced drunk w/my new GF at the time.We started to get hot and heavy, when I nudged her head down to my stick. She gets to doing the deed and starts going further for some rim action. I'm in this upside down cockaroach position and feeling good and relaxed when out of nowhere, I rip one that must have been trapped air from years past. She must have swallowed some air because within seconds, she throws up on my nuts. Exorcist kine. Was gross then, but I fuckn laugh about it now.

This storey was funny fahken shet!!! I thout I was bad with my chocolit chips with BSG, but you guys got some shet goin on.

[Jzjz]

I used to bone this k ***** at the old Smile. She used to get so horney I could do anything to her. One time I was doing her doggie and she was going nuts moaning. I stuck my thumb in her ass and pulled it up while I was ramming her. I shot my load into her and she was so into it, when I pulled my thumb out and stuck it in her mouth she was sucking it hard and giving my thumb a blow job. Then she realized she was sucking shit and pulled off of my hot dog and started to yell at me, what da fuck. I was laughing so hard and she was spitting into a tissue. She was pissed! Too bad you fricken *****! thats what you bitches get paid for! HE HE HE!

This was a funny ass storey. How come no one posts to this forum for a long time? Got to pump it up again guys.

[Bobo44]

The first woman I dated when I arrived in Honolulu:

I pick her up in downtown at one of the trendy bar (actually, she has a car, so she might technically have picked me up). Took her to my hotel, a lot of steamy sex, in the middle I fell like farting, everything goes well. Next morning, she leave, I go around the island to discover. When I come back at night and I go to bed, it smell funny... yep there was a bullet shit in the cover on the side of the bed.

Managed to change the cover in the cart of the laundry lady next morning anonymously.