Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

[Supereloquent]

A good MILF SW every now and then, after a steady stream of younguns, is the equivalent of having a good old fashioned meal of meat and potatoes after a steady diet of kobe beef, truffles and foie gras . It may not be as elegant, but it sure can be a satisfying and familiar blue plate special.

Linda was on a corner at the northern end of the stroll. She didn’t look like a MILF from a distance. She actually looked much younger, and had a somewhat pretty face and a thin body. Up close one could tell she was no spring chicken, but she was still relatively attractive. Most importantly, she had a warm and vibrant personality. She says she doesn’t do this much, and only to help pay her expenses. I tend to believe her. I am on the stroll a lot, and I have never seen her here before. Anything is possible with SWs, of course, but she didn’t have any typical drug addictive symptoms or marks.

There was no discussion of activity or price, and she was perfectly willing to have the patience to drive to a relatively far location from the K for a daytime date. We were only a few minutes at one of my favorite locations, when the car traffic turned up several notches. I have no idea why that spot all of a sudden became so popular for additional traffic, but I found another nearby deserted location that was actually even better.

Linda proceeded to suck my cock in long slow sloppy strokes, as I grabbed her hair in a tuft and worked her head up and down to my preferred rhythm. I spoke dirty to her, as is my usual practice,” That’s it Linda. Suck that cock ALL the way down like a bad wh*ore. Suck it. Lick it. Lick my balls, sl*ut. (I have a pic or 2 of that.)Stick it down your throat cum piggie.” I could hear her giggling on my cock when I said the cum piggie part. That always seems to get a reaction, even from an experienced , cock sucking MILF. She gradually picked up the pace as I worked her head up and down faster, and forced it down all the way with both hands. Just as I was about to pop I said, “Suck my cum out bi*tch, and hold it in your mouth. Understand?” She muffled, ‘Ummmmmpph… hmmmmm.” I shot a load into her mouth and she held it there as I had asked. I then had her force it out while I took a pic. You can see the fresh cum dribbling out over her lips. She said she had never done that before. I said that it was interesting to teach a cock sucking MILF a new trick, and she laughed.

I told her to be ready for a second helping, and she went through the drill all over again. This time I had her start out with a lot of ball licking until I was good and hard enough to suck sloppy up and down. I grabbed her by the ears this time, and held her down until she gagged. I would let her up again for air and then take her down again for another gag. I kept telling her to gag like a bad little cum pig, until I was ready to spray her mouth again. She gulped me many times until I was ready to pop, and I busted a hard nut down her throat. I told her to gargle it before swallowing all of it, which she did. Apparently gargling cum was a first for her too. I told her I should be charging her for cum sucking lessons, LOL.

Ratings? Face: average; Body; above average (especially for a MILF); BJ: way above average; Fucking; N/A (but I wouldn’t mind trying some time for an indoor date); Attitude: outstanding; Overall experience: way above average BJ car date; repeatable? Yes. YMMV

[Supereloquent]

This word comes up a lot in here as an adjective to describe the color of a girl's hair, or as a noun to describe the girl herself. I had to chuckle when I recently read a SW post by Hortense in which he said the word "blonde" shows up as a misspelling, which it does in the spell checker on this website.

According to the Wikipedia: the word was reintroduced into English in the 17th century from French, and was for some time considered French; in French, "blonde" is a feminine adjective; it describes a woman with blond hair. "Blond" is an adjective that refers to the hair itself. A man can have blond hair but he is rarely a "blonde".

Writers of English either use the spellings interchangeably, or continue to distinguish between the masculine blond and the feminine blonde, and, as such, it is one of the few adjectives in English with separate masculine and feminine forms, at least in written language. Each of the two forms, however, is pronounced the same way. American Heritage's Book of English Usage propounds that this particular use of the term is an example of a "sexist stereotype [in] that women are primarily defined by their physical characteristics." (Another hair color word of French origin, brunet(te), also functions in the same way in orthodox English.) [My note: although we do not seem to say that a man has "brunet" hair or is a "brunet". The feminine form derived from the French word "brunette" tends to be solely applied to either the color of a woman's hair or as a noun, describing the woman herself, as with the word "blonde."]

The summary of all of this? The word "blonde" is often listed in dictionaries as an alternate spelling for "blond." "Blonde" in its form as a noun is usually particularly and only applied to a woman, and is often only applied to a woman even as an adjective to describe her hair color. In this age of political correctness, the word "blonde" seems to be labeled a "sexist stereotype," although it does not appear to be technically incorrect English usage.

Some of you who read my reports carefully may have noticed that I typically have used the word "blond" rather than "blonde." It has been a personal but correct English preference, and does not reflect any attempt on my part to be politically correct. Being PC in this context would seem hardly appropriate for someone who has his cock sucked and fucked by SWs on the K and Broadway.

However, now having been motivated to do the research, and better understand the word etymologies of "blonde" and "brunette," I rather like the cachet of the French origins, and the relatively rare and unique circumstances of a feminine form of a word as an adjective and a noun in English. Therefore, I just might use these words in the future, spell checker be damned.

[Mike Sweeney]

Super you are 100% right about the newbie being jealous, and there has been many in the past, and will be more to come. Just keep up the good work, it's difficult not being able to play the game at this point, but there are many who enjoy the work you, CJ, Freak do. it gives us homebound folk something to smile about.

[Gareth]

Topless, naked and spread...YUMMY!

Any information on how to locate Justine would be most appreciated. I want to go to there!

[YoHimBeBrother]

Oh shit you are killing me today..."who looks like the proverbial roast pig with an apple it its mouth".... keep up the good work SUPERL.

YOHIMBEBROTHER

If it seemed like I talked about her weight more than with reports on some other big girls, it was not intentional, as I did not have an issue with it, nor a problem. I had an absolutely terrific sexual time with her.

The "cum-piggie thing" that I so thoroughly enjoy for dirty talking never was intended in my mind to either degrade a gal or refer to her weight. However, many heavier civvies absolutely REFUSE to let me call them that, so there is certainly a perceived implication as it relates to weight, LOL.

The only objections I have ever gotten from SWs in this regard have been a few younguns (18 through early 20s) who don't yet understand that this type of dirty talking is all in good hot erotic fun, and is not meant to be taken personally. Fi was not one of these, and she wholeheartedly embraced the dirty-talking "piggie" thing, and thought it was rather "cute."

I will have to agree; however, that a young chubby gal wearing a ball gag, who looks like the proverbial roast pig with an apple it its mouth, certainly takes the hot eroticism of the phrase "cum piggie" up a notch.

[Davey1965]

To Davey, RE: "Gina":

I can't reply in any other threads but my own ("house arrest" still applies in that regard, LOL), so I will make my commentary here.

I have dated the "Russian" (she is actually Ukranian) Gina in question. She tells me she has lived here since she was 12, but still has a slight accent. The detailed information is no big deal, but I have stopped doing that, so PM me if you want the exact coordinates of where she can generally be found. She usually posts-up around the same northern part of the stroll. She used to start around dusk almost every day at the same location, but I have more recently seen her starting mid-afternoon at a different location. I have heard rumors that she works for Teddy, but I have never asked her, and have no confirmation of that.

She is not unfriendly, and doesn't have a bad attitude, but she is pretty mechanical. Her standard MO is to act like a CBJ is all there is on the menu; however, uncovered is available for the right fee. She will get anxious and want to know "if you are going to cum soon," after 5 or 10 minutes. Yeah, she is definitely one of those. And her mouth tires easily, and then she complains that you haven't popped yet. She is on my "not worth repeating" list.

She has a somewhat pretty face and is a bit wider than average in the hips and ass. She had no tattoos that I remember particularly noticing, but I never got her totally naked and don't think I would.

Not noticing the tats and the fact you said she is a bit wider than average in the hips and ass, tells me it's not the little russian girl I know of out there. Thats good as I would hate to see her go work for one of the pimps. Tks for the info that offered clarification for me.

[Supereloquent]

Thats a nice one Super with that Fiona you got lucky with.

I like them thick and healthy like that

"Thick and healthy" is not my sole preference, but I like it every now and then. Fiona certainly was a fun suck and fuck experience; that's for sure.

... wish we had that type of action here in Las Vegas.

The "action" in Vegas tends to be VERY high-priced by my experience. And the legal brothels in the rest of Nevada are high-priced as well, and the sex in them is not exceptional, also according to my experience.

Sometimes we mongers think that prostitution should be legal, but, if Nevada is an example, I prefer the "illegal black markets" on the K and Broadway. If we make it legal, all that will happen IMHO is that the government will regulate and tax the shit out of it, prices will go up (probably a lot) and the service will deteriorate.

[Supereloquent]

To Davey, RE: "Gina":

I can't reply in any other threads but my own ("house arrest" still applies in that regard, LOL), so I will make my commentary here.

I have dated the "Russian" (she is actually Ukranian) Gina in question. She tells me she has lived here since she was 12, but still has a slight accent. The detailed information is no big deal, but I have stopped doing that, so PM me if you want the exact coordinates of where she can generally be found. She usually posts-up around the same northern part of the stroll. She used to start around dusk almost every day at the same location, but I have more recently seen her starting mid-afternoon at a different location. I have heard rumors that she works for Teddy, but I have never asked her, and have no confirmation of that.

She is not unfriendly, and doesn't have a bad attitude, but she is pretty mechanical. Her standard MO is to act like a CBJ is all there is on the menu; however, uncovered is available for the right fee. She will get anxious and want to know "if you are going to cum soon," after 5 or 10 minutes. Yeah, she is definitely one of those. And her mouth tires easily, and then she complains that you haven't popped yet. She is on my "not worth repeating" list.

She has a somewhat pretty face and is a bit wider than average in the hips and ass. She had no tattoos that I remember particularly noticing, but I never got her totally naked and don't think I would.

[Supereloquent]

Super. In your report you called fiona a streetwalker. Was that accurate since you picked her up at her job in a photomart.

I thought SW was a generic term, not a literal interpretation. SW in this sense is a girl one "picks up" while out and about, as distinguishable from a girl one might "order" or go to meet from an escort service or an on-line advertisement, or a girl who works in a MP, or a "pure civvie" date. Besides that, "SW" also refers to "Sex Worker." Fiona may have been new at it, and didn't work for a traditional establishment in that regard, but if she wasn't a "Sex Worker," then I don't know who is.

No, she wasn't the more "traditional SW" one might find posted on a hot corner on the K (or at the Wawa on Aramingo? LOL). Suppose I had met her in a bar, and we had made a mutually satisfactory "arrangement?" Suppose she were an exotic dancer, and I convinced her to come to my hotel room for some "private dances?" Suppose she had been casually hanging out with her friends, or buying a slurpie at the 7-11 at Ontario, or coffee at the DD on Erie near the K, or standing on the corner with no particular purpose in mind, or just "sitting" on the steps ANYwhere? Suppose it was her first time, and she needed a little extra push? Suppose she had seen it going on all around her, but had always been too shy or scared to try it, or even come close to trying it?

And then, let's suppose she works in a place very near the K that develops photos. What EXACTLY separates any girl doing this for her first time, or any other time for that matter, from any other?: Motivation? (and are YOU to be the the judge of that?) Location? Solicitation? (one way or the other, directly? subtly?)

And what is she the next time I call her and she shows up at my hotel room door?: an escort? And if that is so, then what do I call other girls, regardless where I have met them, who meet me somewhere for a "fee", or show up at my hotel room door? Perhaps someone as wise as you can tutor me as to the proper nomenclature for all these different circumstances.

I "picked up" a sweet young thing who was obviously aware and motivated, and knew somewhat that which would be involved, and I corrupted her to do all manner of nastiness, and you are all hung up over what I "call" her? Your screen name should be "OCD Monger."

Maybe you can educate me as to the "proper" term for a girl one recruits from a photo developing place to come to your hotel room, and willingly, for a fee, lets you take naughty pics of her, sucks you like a fiend and lets you fuck the ever loving shit out of her. If that's a "civvie," then, Holy Shit, we are all in for some wild times!

You said you paid her a "modeling fee" but was it really necessary since she seemed to be (the way you wrote it) down for whatever?

I put it in quotations for a reason. I don't pay for sex. That's illegal. What planet did you say you were from?

And I'm surprised you didn't try to fuck her in the ass. LOL

You seem to have a lot of opinions, from "technically incorrect" appellations for girls and fees to what someone else should or shouldn't have done on HIS date!

Next time I will be sure to take requests from you, as I clearly am incapable of making my own decisions. That is, after you enlighten me on what one calls the girl on such an encounter. I'll tell you what: when you recruit one you can tell me by what noun she is most properly called, take pics, fuck her in the ass, and show and tell us ALL about it. Until then (and even afterward, for that matter), I will do it my way, and call her what I think makes sense, and you can do likewise.

[Vegas Black]

Thats a nice one Super with that Fiona you got lucky with.

I like them thick and healthy like that. wish we had that type of action here in Las Vegas.

[Supereloquent]

I can't speak for SW but I know a thing or two about chubby chicks. And the bottom line is no matter if they are pros or civilians they can fuck and suck like crazy.

I completely agree. I gave a few of my thoughts on why I believe that is the case in my report. Regardless what the naysayers might claim, a chubbie chick can be a VERY hot time in the sack.

Love your pictures and post. Keep up the good work superL.

Thank you. It is my pleasure.

BTW you crack me up with the piggy thingy

I get a LOT of commentary on that. A very few still don't "get it," both mongers and SWs, but I have said my piece extensively about it more than a few times already, so all I need do in reply to those still in the dark is show some links to my "cum piggie theses." (Maybe I need to nail them to the door like Martin Luther, LOL)

However, most mongers and SWs "get it." SWs remember it and remember me as a result of it. As soon as I say it they make the connection. Many may have the brain cell power of a gnat, and the memory calendar of yesterday's sour milk, but they recall being with me before as soon as they hear the "cum piggie thing." It's always, "Ohhhhhhhhhh, I remember you!" It's definitely a calling card that leaves a lasting impression.

The mongers in Camden seem to have embraced it very readily. I see them replying to my posts by calling them cum piggies too, or wishing they could have such-and-such cum piggie.

Where did the pacifier come from? Did she have it with her or is it part of your mongering backpack kit? Nice.

That was obviously part of my "kit-bag," as were the handcuffs and the ball gag.

[Member #4703]

Good Lord! Did she put the lotion in the basket? That's what I felt like I was looking at. That girl looks as crazy as a shit house rat. There's one pic where she just looks like a. she doesn't want to be there
b. she's high as a kite
c. she could easily stab you just for kicks
You can definitely find the weirdos. I'll give you that. Not bad.

[Supereloquent]

No, that is a more than fair rating, imo, it's just that you talked about her weight throughout more so than i remember with cum cup or others that fall on the bigger scale. To me it came off as being more of a problem for you than I'm used to seeing from you.

If it seemed like I talked about her weight more than with reports on some other big girls, it was not intentional, as I did not have an issue with it, nor a problem. I had an absolutely terrific sexual time with her.

This one fits the cum-piggie name better than most.

The "cum-piggie thing" that I so thoroughly enjoy for dirty talking never was intended in my mind to either degrade a gal or refer to her weight. However, many heavier civvies absolutely REFUSE to let me call them that, so there is certainly a perceived implication as it relates to weight, LOL.

The only objections I have ever gotten from SWs in this regard have been a few younguns (18 through early 20s) who don't yet understand that this type of dirty talking is all in good hot erotic fun, and is not meant to be taken personally. Fi was not one of these, and she wholeheartedly embraced the dirty-talking "piggie" thing, and thought it was rather "cute."

I will have to agree; however, that a young chubby gal wearing a ball gag, who looks like the proverbial roast pig with an apple it its mouth, certainly takes the hot eroticism of the phrase "cum piggie" up a notch.

[La Chic]

I have always lived by the saying "nothing ventured; nothing gained," and you have bought this home in masterful fashion. This picture http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...&stc=1&thumb=1 is absolutely PRICELESS! You have raised the bar and set a new standard. Keep up the great work.

Be Safe

La Chic

[Johnny Stales]

I assume you meant the "average" ratings of her face and body.

No, that is a fair rating, imo, it's just that you talked about her weight throughout more so than i remember with cum cup or others that fall on the bigger scale. To me it came off as being more of a problem for you than it has been in the past.

This one fits the cum-piggie name better than most.