Escort Reports

**CelyRia** · 06-01-20 21:52

Going to be visiting next month and my time to play! Doesn't look like backroom action will be available at the clubs, even so not the best experience. Any good providers with a Bush? I love bare floors, but would be nostalgic to have some carpet like the old days. Any help would be appreciated.

**XFormed99** · 06-01-20 13:30

Guessing you're looking for this one? She answers DMs over there. Still in the game, but wanted me to buy pics first before moving forward.

https://instagram.com/kellyy.kels?igshid=1vu1hcbhlubzo

Originally Posted by MuffLunch812 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any intel on the long tall Ryder, she hasn't posted in a month, I have the digits from her last post and was about to pull the trigger when she vacated? Also if anyone can suggest a similar thin skyscraper post or pm. Much appreciated!

**Reaper400** · 06-01-20 10:13

Originally Posted by PuffyGusta [View Original Post]

Have to agree with WillH. The protruding umbilical hernia is huge. Amazing that she won't get that fixed. She's in really rough shape.

That's just freaking scary. Looks like corrective action is elective surgery which has been put off due to the academic and I doubt she has the ho medical plan LOL. Seems that would be distracting to say the least.

**Muff Lunch 812** · 06-01-20 08:25

Originally Posted by BiggusDiggus [View Original Post]

Heather has been in the game for quite some time. I remember when she was a stripper and a bit less whacked out of her mind. She was great then, but that was 10+ yrs ago.

She is all chatty and on multiple drugs of choice. My last visit with her was about 1 month ago when she found my number and called me out of the blue.

I decided why not as she sounded str8 at the time. BAD DECISION on my part. Took 2 hours just to get through all the activities.

1st a shower that she may have fallen asleep in was right about 1 hr. Then she towels off 15 minutes and chatting all the while. KIM this is post 2 AM.

Be get to business and she starts with I hope it doesn't take you long like usual. I was like WTF. I said you were in the shower for nearly an hr so I will be less time then that.

Starts with lackluster BBBJ. She failed to pay attention to the boys. I tell her so and she gave attitude. I then said just go a bit lower and get the taint to get me 100% strength. She does that I get hard as a steel beam on a sky scrapper then on with the cover. Pound her like a rusty nail through Redwood. 3 positions then POP. The deed is finally done but she continues to chatter.

Giver her $50 and she complains, but I remind her of the previous loan I made to her last time we were together and she still bitches.

Drop her off at the Shell where she called me from and leave satisfied but frustrated with the attitude.

WILL NOT REPEAT unless near dead finding other options.

Stay Safe and Monger Happy.

Does anyone have any intel on the long tall Ryder, she hasn't posted in a month, I have the digits from her last post and was about to pull the trigger when she vacated? Also if anyone can suggest a similar thin skyscraper post or pm. Much appreciated!

**PuffyGusta** · 06-01-20 08:11

Originally Posted by XFormed99 [View Original Post]

Several reviews from when they were together in S St Pete.

Good providers. Jessi has listing too, but she's not the massaging one.

Have to agree with WillH. The protruding umbilical hernia is huge. Amazing that she won't get that fixed. She's in really rough shape.

**BiggusDiggus** · 05-31-20 23:50

Heather has been in the game for quite some time. I remember when she was a stripper and a bit less whacked out of her mind. She was great then, but that was 10+ yrs ago.

She is all chatty and on multiple drugs of choice. My last visit with her was about 1 month ago when she found my number and called me out of the blue.

I decided why not as she sounded str8 at the time. BAD DECISION on my part. Took 2 hours just to get through all the activities.

1st a shower that she may have fallen asleep in was right about 1 hr. Then she towels off 15 minutes and chatting all the while. KIM this is post 2 AM.

Be get to business and she starts with I hope it doesn't take you long like usual. I was like WTF. I said you were in the shower for nearly an hr so I will be less time then that.

Starts with lackluster BBBJ. She failed to pay attention to the boys. I tell her so and she gave attitude. I then said just go a bit lower and get the taint to get me 100% strength. She does that I get hard as a steel beam on a sky scrapper then on with the cover. Pound her like a rusty nail through Redwood. 3 positions then POP. The deed is finally done but she continues to chatter.

Giver her $50 and she complains, but I remind her of the previous loan I made to her last time we were together and she still bitches.

Drop her off at the Shell where she called me from and leave satisfied but frustrated with the attitude.

WILL NOT REPEAT unless near dead finding other options.

Stay Safe and Monger Happy.

Originally Posted by BigD2020 [View Original Post]

I've been out of the hobby for a little while, so I lost my previous handle previous to the BP shut down however, I did make it to lower level senior at that time. That being said, I did intel on this one then as I was intrigued by her pics / possible dancer then but most intel indicated a lot of chatter by her due to candy issues at that time. She did disappear from the seen for a little while. Maybe a possible stay with uncle. But unsure. Sounds like she's found a new device if she was tweaking. Thanks for the update as she was on my bucket list, but this report I've now scratched her out to make room for another one.

**XFormed99** · 05-31-20 23:47

Several reviews from when they were together in S St Pete.

Good providers. Jessi has listing too, but she's not the massaging one.

Originally Posted by AFriend [View Original Post]

Thank you!

This Crystal seems kinda interesting. I think I will schedule a visit with her? Anyone yet?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/50524203/

**Beavo** · 05-31-20 12:34

Saw her a few months back. Lady at the door was not who was represented. I stayed and partied. It was just mediocre all the way. Wouldn't repeat. Rate her a 4. 5 overall.

Originally Posted by AFriend [View Original Post]

Thank you!

This Crystal seems kinda interesting. I think I will schedule a visit with her? Anyone yet?

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ampa/50611477/

**BigD2020** · 05-31-20 10:59

I visited her gf I believe they both may have a handler and we're staying at the Extended Stay on Ulmerton and 19. Her gf ripped me off by saying she needed to get a vacuum for the room and I'm foolish for place the donation prior to that which she took. Never came back and after waiting about 15 minutes I knew I had been got. As I was leaving about three rooms away a dude came out and said what's up as if they were watching waiting for me to come out. Too coincidental tbh. I believe he was the handler of the one I saw because of that. But initially the one I saw stated that they were gf's and showed me her face pics on her cell. Stay safe.

Originally Posted by AFriend [View Original Post]

Thank you!

This Crystal seems kinda interesting. I think I will schedule a visit with her? Anyone yet?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/50524203/

**AFriend** · 05-31-20 08:29

Thank you!

This Crystal seems kinda interesting. I think I will schedule a visit with her? Anyone yet?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/50524203/

Originally Posted by XFormed99 [View Original Post]

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ampa/50611477/

**XFormed99** · 05-30-20 22:16

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ampa/50611477/

Originally Posted by AFriend [View Original Post]

Is this the Crystal being spoken about in this thread?

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/50524203/

**Reaper400** · 05-30-20 18:08

Originally Posted by AFriend [View Original Post]

Is this the Crystal being spoken about in this thread?

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/50524203/

Search 727-998-2270 I saw her quite a few times before she moved and felt her massage was very good, a couple of times I hard a hard time moving to the BJ LOL.

**AFriend** · 05-30-20 16:37

Is this the Crystal being spoken about in this thread?

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/50524203/

Originally Posted by Willh [View Original Post]

Got to disagree about Crystal. Claims to be trained in massage, but was terrible at it. I don't usually like to comment on a girl's appearance, but completely deflated boobs, and has an umbilical hernia about the size of a tennis ball, which is quite a turn off.

**EscortForLife** · 05-30-20 15:37

Hey guys I've been out of the game for years and was thinking of getting back (actuallyonly saw one recently Kimberleigh) but can't find her anymore I know backpage got taken down. Who would you guys recommend?