Negative Escort Reviews

**BigRob277** · 06-13-23 18:17

Originally Posted by MikeyTheMan [View Original Post]

Saw lala the other day and it was horrible. She looked like she hasn't showered in days. She gave the worse BJ I've ever received and the sex was even more boring. She's like a dead fish, there's nothing exciting about her at all. Worse part of it all her pussy smelled so bad. Super pass.

I made the mistake of seeing her as well after a positive review on here. Told me I could only do 1 position when I tried to put her in doggie, little bit of an attitude. Worst part is I smelled my fingers after leaving and legitimately had to pull over from throwing up in my mouth. Will never play in Kissimmee again.

**AltamonteDog** · 06-13-23 15:43

Originally Posted by Jon24 [View Original Post]

Must put this out there as quickly as possible. So this afternoon I got a response from EA's "Anita", and it seemed almost TGBT. Needless to say it was.

I reviewed the pics and video and was impressed enough that I had to go see for myself since I wasn't far away from I-drive at the time.

Coms were quite easy, and very informative of the menu. So for a fairly significant donation of $$ Anita said that anything is on the table, and my regulars were not answering, so I ended up down on I-drive in an hour or so after initial contact.

First clue to me was the wrong address (switched at the last minute) and second clue was that when I called to inform I was there, a hard Latino accent was there (pics and video show / sound very different). Third clue was the incorrect room (had me knock on the door across the hall).

So Anita opens the real door and says to come in. The room was nearly pitch black and I asked to turn the lights on since I had just come in from a sunny day. Anita refuses and asks to do a cop check, and wants to touch me and when I said to let me touch Anita, Anita refused and asked to suck me.

I said to wait, because I wanted to do a room check to see that nobody else was waiting in the bathrooom or side room. So I used the opportunity to do the check and found a light switch where Anita jumped up to turn it off. I saw a dark black wig and the pics clearly show a blond (even the "confirmation pic" sent to me). I immediately suspected a "tuck" based on how Anita was standing with panties on.

Anita insisted on trying to get into my pants, and I declined until I got to see and touch the goods. Anita again refused and turned around and asked me to do her doggie style before I could say anything more. Even pulled her panties to the side to show Anita's A-hole with a hand reaching through covering everything but the passage.

I told Anita that I understood what was going on, and Anita got bothered and yelled "what!? Are you accusing me of being trans?" And I said "no, I'm just wondering now whether you're pre-op or post-op" (either way not for me). Anita then begged to let me get a BJ, and I simply said that it's not my thing.

I told Anita that a lot of folks would be very pissed and possibly get violent for being lied to and deceived so blatantly. And that Anita should be thankful that I'm not one of those people.

Anita begged insistently to suck me, and then began to try and feel me up (which thankfully I had my cash securely zipped in a pocket) as I started to leave the room.

As I opened the door, I told Anita that Anita should be careful again, and I bid adieu.

Another warning to fellow hobbyists that you should be as careful as can be in approaching an unknown. Absolutely nothing about the ad was true, and I felt like I had walked into a real-life Madama Butterfly performance. Don't believe anything you see or hear until or unless you can be sure. I am certain that "Juanita" or whatever they will go by will change the name and ad; so be forewarned. Anita had a Latin accent and was stocky compared to a normal woman's build. Thick long wig, and just nothing correct about it, though probably performs in a drag show or something similar because of the confidence Anita showed in being able to pull off the ruse. Please post if they put up another ad which promises everything and likely will be somewhere near I-drive or on Universal Blvd (actual real hotel was "Country. " on Universal) Likely will stay there or close.

Stay safe!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/139774300

Thanks for the report, I had 'her' other ad pulled up to try to visit today.

Be aware gents, this one is advertising on STG also. "No rules" in the ad was a red flag but one I hadn't seen before, so I thought there was a chance she was new or had a stupid handler writing ads.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...d/812520685451

**Jon24** · 06-13-23 15:20

Must put this out there as quickly as possible. So this afternoon I got a response from EA's "Anita", and it seemed almost TGBT. Needless to say it was.

I reviewed the pics and video and was impressed enough that I had to go see for myself since I wasn't far away from I-drive at the time.

Coms were quite easy, and very informative of the menu. So for a fairly significant donation of $$ Anita said that anything is on the table, and my regulars were not answering, so I ended up down on I-drive in an hour or so after initial contact.

First clue to me was the wrong address (switched at the last minute) and second clue was that when I called to inform I was there, a hard Latino accent was there (pics and video show / sound very different). Third clue was the incorrect room (had me knock on the door across the hall).

So Anita opens the real door and says to come in. The room was nearly pitch black and I asked to turn the lights on since I had just come in from a sunny day. Anita refuses and asks to do a cop check, and wants to touch me and when I said to let me touch Anita, Anita refused and asked to suck me.

I said to wait, because I wanted to do a room check to see that nobody else was waiting in the bathrooom or side room. So I used the opportunity to do the check and found a light switch where Anita jumped up to turn it off. I saw a dark black wig and the pics clearly show a blond (even the "confirmation pic" sent to me). I immediately suspected a "tuck" based on how Anita was standing with panties on.

Anita insisted on trying to get into my pants, and I declined until I got to see and touch the goods. Anita again refused and turned around and asked me to do her doggie style before I could say anything more. Even pulled her panties to the side to show Anita's A-hole with a hand reaching through covering everything but the passage.

I told Anita that I understood what was going on, and Anita got bothered and yelled "what!? Are you accusing me of being trans?" And I said "no, I'm just wondering now whether you're pre-op or post-op" (either way not for me). Anita then begged to let me get a BJ, and I simply said that it's not my thing.

I told Anita that a lot of folks would be very pissed and possibly get violent for being lied to and deceived so blatantly. And that Anita should be thankful that I'm not one of those people.

Anita begged insistently to suck me, and then began to try and feel me up (which thankfully I had my cash securely zipped in a pocket) as I started to leave the room.

As I opened the door, I told Anita that Anita should be careful again, and I bid adieu.

Another warning to fellow hobbyists that you should be as careful as can be in approaching an unknown. Absolutely nothing about the ad was true, and I felt like I had walked into a real-life Madama Butterfly performance. Don't believe anything you see or hear until or unless you can be sure. I am certain that "Juanita" or whatever they will go by will change the name and ad; so be forewarned. Anita had a Latin accent and was stocky compared to a normal woman's build. Thick long wig, and just nothing correct about it, though probably performs in a drag show or something similar because of the confidence Anita showed in being able to pull off the ruse. Please post if they put up another ad which promises everything and likely will be somewhere near I-drive or on Universal Blvd (actual real hotel was "Country. " on Universal) Likely will stay there or close.

Stay safe!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/139774300

**Grapp150** · 06-13-23 11:13

Originally Posted by MikeyTheMan [View Original Post]

Saw lala the other day and it was horrible. She looked like she hasn't showered in days. She gave the worse BJ I've ever received and the sex was even more boring. She's like a dead fish, there's nothing exciting about her at all. Worse part of it all her pussy smelled so bad. Super pass.

She is a 40 dollar street walker trying to get top dollar prices.

GRAPP150.

**MikeyTheMan** · 06-13-23 03:10

Saw lala the other day and it was horrible. She looked like she hasn't showered in days. She gave the worse BJ I've ever received and the sex was even more boring. She's like a dead fish, there's nothing exciting about her at all. Worse part of it all her pussy smelled so bad. Super pass.

**Mosby321** · 06-03-23 03:16

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...u/237879257087

Thief from Jax. Avoid.

**DrEsoteric** · 05-31-23 09:39

Originally Posted by DavidFun [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/117421567

Gave me special. $$ for hr if I could come right over. Looking for new long term Friend and had high hopes but sadly no joy. First the good: she is a "good"curvy, has amazing breasts and is friendly. Picked up on vibe I was looking for GFE and offered to include kissing no upsell. She was fairly responsive and had good eye contact in BJ Covered and cg.

Now the bad. 1st, she started the rush 30 min in. Also hvy makeup in pics make her look a lot less plain then in person. Not ugly just not real. She has male live in her hotel room with her. Large sized shoes in corner gave it away.

But never saw and no issues just be aware. Out in 35 min. Made the mistake of. Paying first. No offer to give back or make up next time means I won't see her again. Won't make that mistake again either.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/129619377

I've met Cali several times but never hade a date. I met her through other providers working the Days in. I spotted this strange version of her ad a month ago and thought I'd share. The bf is dangerous. She was kicked out of the days in after he beat the shit out of her in the pool area.

**DrEsoteric** · 05-31-23 09:28

Originally Posted by MissionaryMan [View Original Post]

Agree. Heritage Nicole was an excellent Suck & Fuck girl when she walked The Trail.

Missionary Man.

Great head easily one of the best. She hides her belly in the photos. Service was good the one time I saw her but there was too much SW bs for me to repeat. Final straw: BF knocked on the door the second I finished trying to sound big with a fake deep voice pretending to be another client.

**GreatIdea** · 05-30-23 11:45

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

This one has literally, been around forever. I think she's in her sixties now. I used to get great service from her, in the mid-nineties! I'm not kidding about that date. She started going downhill even back then. She goes through periods of giving better service when her phone stops ringing.

Here's some trivia for you. My FIRST ever post on USASG was about this provider. Yes, 1954 posts ago. LOL.

I also saw Leslie on / off over the past ten years. My last visit was around 2 years ago, and far off the previous experiences. Just laid there till it was over, CFS. Far cry when she used to make an effort, 69, multiple positions, multiple pops, and always BB until the last visit. Her favorite position was lazy dog. She's probably just tired now!

**Missionary Man** · 05-30-23 08:00

Originally Posted by DixenCider [View Original Post]

She's well known on the SW thread as Heritage Nicole. When I would see her years ago she had a regular frame and big ass but looks like she's added some weight and those pics are loaded with makeup for sure. She's a cool chic and gives good service when unmedicated.

Agree. Heritage Nicole was an excellent Suck & Fuck girl when she walked The Trail.

Missionary Man.

**Dixen Cider** · 05-29-23 16:32

Originally Posted by Bruce52 [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...-/969870754847

Pictures look pretty good, and price is cheap ($80 for HHR). So I went to see her.

She's staying at a true dump, crummy even by Route 192 standards. Some weird-looking young guy left her room while I was texting her for the room number. I had seen him walk out but didn't know that was her room yet. Last but not least, she looks like she doubled her weight since those pics were taken or they were heavily photoshopped. Anyway, I told her that she looks nothing like her pics and excused myself. She was cool about it. Must happen a lot.

Bruce.

She's well known on the SW thread as Heritage Nicole. When I would see her years ago she had a regular frame and big ass but looks like she's added some weight and those pics are loaded with makeup for sure. She's a cool chic and gives good service when unmedicated.

**Bruce52** · 05-29-23 16:24

https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...-/969870754847

Pictures look pretty good, and price is cheap ($80 for HHR). So I went to see her.

She's staying at a true dump, crummy even by Route 192 standards. Some weird-looking young guy left her room while I was texting her for the room number. I had seen him walk out but didn't know that was her room yet. Last but not least, she looks like she doubled her weight since those pics were taken — or they were heavily photoshopped. Anyway, I told her that she looks nothing like her pics and excused myself. She was cool about it. Must happen a lot.

Bruce.

**Peter Canada** · 05-29-23 15:02

Hello, I'm back and looking for talent. Took shot on this one but playing too many games.

Just wondering if backpage is full of scammers.

https://orlando.2backpage.com/view/escorts/7308864.html

Any UTR info would be great.

**Ccwdgaf** · 05-26-23 22:45

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/3863201818

First of all, she looks nothing like those pictures. The pics she posted are just angled and filtered well. But when I saw her I had already went through so much trouble with comms and was thinking with my little head. I said fuck it and gave her a shot. When I pulled up I noticed her walking with a black guy up to her room. Either her pimp or boyfriend or both. I saw him leave and go to the parking lot next door so I went ahead to the room and put the latch on the door behind me. We agreed to a hhr with an extra pop. But at 15 minutes she gets up and tells me that it's time to go because someone else is coming up. I was annoyed and said ok and just hurried and got my nut and left.

Her body has bumps all over it like she doesn't wash, her tits had sores on them, her feet were fucking black, belly has stretch marks like she fought a fucking bear, she gave half ass headache relief and asked me "do you want any of this", I told her to keep going and she reluctantly did.

I will not repeat and I suggest you stay away. There's way better out there for better prices. Don't give this ***** another rose.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/3863201818

**DavidFun** · 05-26-23 17:11

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/117421567

Gave me special. $$ for hr if I could come right over. Looking for new long term Friend and had high hopes but sadly no joy. First the good: she is a "good"curvy, has amazing breasts and is friendly. Picked up on vibe I was looking for GFE and offered to include kissing no upsell. She was fairly responsive and had good eye contact in BJ Covered and cg.

Now the bad. 1st, she started the rush 30 min in. Also hvy makeup in pics make her look a lot less plain then in person. Not ugly just not real. She has male live in her hotel room with her. Large sized shoes in corner gave it away.

But never saw and no issues just be aware. Out in 35 min. Made the mistake of. Paying first. No offer to give back or make up next time means I won't see her again. Won't make that mistake again either.