Negative Escort Reviews

[Mojoworks]

Thanks for the report, I have thought about seeing her due to price and proximity. I guess I will pass on that one.

Going to keep this short, so I don't have to relive this nightmare in too much detail. Asked for donation up front, upcharged qv rate (ad was posted at 11:56, was told rates were only until noon), guilt-tripped me into staying, sickly skinny with saggy tits and stomach, hoping hyperness was from coffee and not drugs, pretty much all business with too many rules (didn't even bother asking about the Greek she's always advertising), and was out of hats. Hands down the worst experience of my life. Avoid at all costs.

Any comments you have on my own stupidity I haven't already beaten myself up over. Two shitty experiences within the past week, I definitely need a break until I can think with the big head.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...0/826176204294

[Kevin44]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...950/8632714459

Says her name is Jasmine. We agreed to a price and time for her to come over. When it was time, I told her to let me know when she's at the gate. She responds "okay" I wait 10 min, nothing. Call her nothing. Repeated 2 more times. Don't bother with this trash.

[Kevin44]

Lauren pulled this on me last time I tried to see her. No reply for over 20 minutes and she was not answering her phone so eventually I left. I get a text 5 minutes later angry that I left. I am not planning to see her again anytime soon.

Part of the reason I think she still belongs on SW thread but just me.

[Monger654]

The one thing I can always count on Lauren is that she will accept an appointment and then find some reason to delay the visit. That is, if you can get a call back. It's a universal requiement for the job and Lauren is no different.

Mac Oujt.

Lauren pulled this on me last time I tried to see her. No reply for over 20 minutes and she was not answering her phone so eventually I left. I get a text 5 minutes later angry that I left. I am not planning to see her again anytime soon.

[TeenLover]

Go ahead, TL. I double dog dare you to conduct a hooker 101 class for all providers! Haha.

So kidding.

EEG.

I will rent one of the meeting rooms at a hotel and conduct basic business classes for streetwalkers. What would my payment plan be?

[FlbMac31]

The one thing I can always count on Lauren is that she will accept an appointment and then find some reason to delay the visit. That is, if you can get a call back. It's a universal requiement for the job and Lauren is no different.

Mac Oujt.

Go ahead, TL. I double dog dare you to conduct a hooker 101 class for all providers! Haha.

So kidding.

EEG.

[ExEccieGuy]

One thing I will never understand is the general lack of business acumen from nearly all providers. Even when you have an appointment nearly all of them are late if they show at all. Block me? Go for it because there is always another one down the street. There are some exceptions, Lauren comes to mind, she has never kept me waiting or taken calls during sessions etc. But she is a unicorn in this business.

I attribute their flexible sense of timing to the fact that they never have to be anywhere at a certain time. Some don't even know the time or even what day it is. They need to understand that my time is and will always be more valuable than theirs. What I have (money) will always be more valued to them than what they have (pussy) is valued by me. ALWAYS! It would behove them to remember that.

Go ahead, TL. I double dog dare you to conduct a hooker 101 class for all providers! Haha.

So kidding.

EEG.

[TeenLover]

I almost made an appointment with Chanel. I texted her (very quick to respond) and asked her if she was available today. She responded yes. I waited a few hours then checked back again. This time it took 30 minutes to respond: same answer. Yes. By that time, I had already confirmed an appointment with a well-reviewed, former Luxsa girl (which turned out great). I told Chanel that I already made an appointment. She then texted back how rude I was for cancelling our appointment (what appointment?) and told me I was being blocked.

This is a strange business model: in a buyer's market, be rude and flaky to the customer. I guess I will now have to choose one of the hundreds of reliable providers in Orlando (including independent contractors and AMPs).

My experience is that I am glad she flaked out. I now know that I missed a bad experience. Naturally, YMMV. Be safe.

One thing I will never understand is the general lack of business acumen from nearly all providers. Even when you have an appointment nearly all of them are late if they show at all. Block me? Go for it because there is always another one down the street. There are some exceptions, Lauren comes to mind, she has never kept me waiting or taken calls during sessions etc. But she is a unicorn in this business.

I attribute their flexible sense of timing to the fact that they never have to be anywhere at a certain time. Some don't even know the time or even what day it is. They need to understand that my time is and will always be more valuable than theirs. What I have (money) will always be more valued to them than what they have (pussy) is valued by me. ALWAYS! It would behove them to remember that.

[Cylon]

We all have off days or a string of bad luck every now and then. It's part of the game sometimes. The way I think of it is this: if you didn't get robbed, beat up or arrested, chalk it up to lessons learned and move on. No since beating yourself up over it.

That said, I thought this particular provider had some good reviews on here, but maybe I'm confused. It wouldn't be the first time for that LOL.

Going to keep this short, so I don't have to relive this nightmare in too much detail. Asked for donation up front, upcharged qv rate (ad was posted at 11:56, was told rates were only until noon), guilt-tripped me into staying, sickly skinny with saggy tits and stomach, hoping hyperness was from coffee and not drugs, pretty much all business with too many rules (didn't even bother asking about the Greek she's always advertising), and was out of hats. Hands down the worst experience of my life. Avoid at all costs.

Any comments you have on my own stupidity I haven't already beaten myself up over. Two shitty experiences within the past week, I definitely need a break until I can think with the big head.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...0/826176204294

[Bamf210]

Going to keep this short, so I don't have to relive this nightmare in too much detail. Asked for donation up front, upcharged qv rate (ad was posted at 11:56, was told rates were only until noon), guilt-tripped me into staying, sickly skinny with saggy tits and stomach, hoping hyperness was from coffee and not drugs, pretty much all business with too many rules (didn't even bother asking about the Greek she's always advertising), and was out of hats. Hands down the worst experience of my life. Avoid at all costs.

Any comments you have on my own stupidity I haven't already beaten myself up over. Two shitty experiences within the past week, I definitely need a break until I can think with the big head.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...0/826176204294

[AncientOne]

I had a craving for something exotic so I decided on this one based on some reviews and that awesome body. I arrive at the hotel on east colonial and she gives me the room number. Once at the door, I knock and she opens the door dressed in a very tight form fitting dress and heels and looks fantastic. When the door closes she immediately grabbed my junk as her way of doing a LEO check I guess. Then the dress hits the floor to expose that naked stacked body. She has an outstanding ass and tits! This is the only positive part to this review. I undress and get on the bed she goes right to a CBJ, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #1. I try to finger that pussy while she is blowing me and she pulls my hand away and says no. Again, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #2. I tried to suck on her gorgeous tits and she wasn't having that either. Disappointment #3. Then she climbs on for cg when I'm not fully erect yet and pumps away a few times then immediately she switches to rcg and does the same. I was totally not in control. Disappointment #4. Long story short, it was a rushed session with a lot of limitations. I definitely won't be repeating.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...079/4075013164

I did report that there are better options for just a few more bucks!

[Deeez]

Beware of drinks.

https://youtu.be/9v7asEP5ZRQ

[MITransplant]

I had a craving for something exotic so I decided on this one based on some reviews and that awesome body. I arrive at the hotel on east colonial and she gives me the room number. Once at the door, I knock and she opens the door dressed in a very tight form fitting dress and heels and looks fantastic. When the door closes she immediately grabbed my junk as her way of doing a LEO check I guess. Then the dress hits the floor to expose that naked stacked body. She has an outstanding ass and tits! This is the only positive part to this review. I undress and get on the bed she goes right to a CBJ, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #1. I try to finger that pussy while she is blowing me and she pulls my hand away and says no. Again, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #2. I tried to suck on her gorgeous tits and she wasn't having that either. Disappointment #3. Then she climbs on for cg when I'm not fully erect yet and pumps away a few times then immediately she switches to rcg and does the same. I was totally not in control. Disappointment #4. Long story short, it was a rushed session with a lot of limitations. I definitely won't be repeating.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...079/4075013164

[Lehmonade]

Friend of mine called up this girl on Christmas day, his poor soul. Girl is exactly one in the picture. Fatter.

Has management knock on door to get him out when she couldn't get him to finish with hand. He paid $ that included no head, no FS, no nothing. Just hand.

Management is black, tattoo on forehead and neck. Was told he deals hard drugs as many useless, pathetic pimps do.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/28211345/

[WindyMan]

Zoey / Christina will take your money and do not provide the agreed dream. I met her at a trailer park on OBT and agreed to have a car date since she didn't have an incall and she doesn't do outcalls.

We met, she took the donation and as we were going to start the date multiple cars drove by and she then took off and told me that she will call me when she got a room.

She never called me and after trying to reach her she just didn't answer again.

If you don't want to get robbed then avoid her.

The only way to avoid cash and dash is paying her after the deed is done.