Negative Escort Reviews

[Cylon]

We all have off days or a string of bad luck every now and then. It's part of the game sometimes. The way I think of it is this: if you didn't get robbed, beat up or arrested, chalk it up to lessons learned and move on. No since beating yourself up over it.

That said, I thought this particular provider had some good reviews on here, but maybe I'm confused. It wouldn't be the first time for that LOL.

Going to keep this short, so I don't have to relive this nightmare in too much detail. Asked for donation up front, upcharged qv rate (ad was posted at 11:56, was told rates were only until noon), guilt-tripped me into staying, sickly skinny with saggy tits and stomach, hoping hyperness was from coffee and not drugs, pretty much all business with too many rules (didn't even bother asking about the Greek she's always advertising), and was out of hats. Hands down the worst experience of my life. Avoid at all costs.

Any comments you have on my own stupidity I haven't already beaten myself up over. Two shitty experiences within the past week, I definitely need a break until I can think with the big head.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...0/826176204294

[Bamf210]

Going to keep this short, so I don't have to relive this nightmare in too much detail. Asked for donation up front, upcharged qv rate (ad was posted at 11:56, was told rates were only until noon), guilt-tripped me into staying, sickly skinny with saggy tits and stomach, hoping hyperness was from coffee and not drugs, pretty much all business with too many rules (didn't even bother asking about the Greek she's always advertising), and was out of hats. Hands down the worst experience of my life. Avoid at all costs.

Any comments you have on my own stupidity I haven't already beaten myself up over. Two shitty experiences within the past week, I definitely need a break until I can think with the big head.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...0/826176204294

[AncientOne]

I had a craving for something exotic so I decided on this one based on some reviews and that awesome body. I arrive at the hotel on east colonial and she gives me the room number. Once at the door, I knock and she opens the door dressed in a very tight form fitting dress and heels and looks fantastic. When the door closes she immediately grabbed my junk as her way of doing a LEO check I guess. Then the dress hits the floor to expose that naked stacked body. She has an outstanding ass and tits! This is the only positive part to this review. I undress and get on the bed she goes right to a CBJ, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #1. I try to finger that pussy while she is blowing me and she pulls my hand away and says no. Again, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #2. I tried to suck on her gorgeous tits and she wasn't having that either. Disappointment #3. Then she climbs on for cg when I'm not fully erect yet and pumps away a few times then immediately she switches to rcg and does the same. I was totally not in control. Disappointment #4. Long story short, it was a rushed session with a lot of limitations. I definitely won't be repeating.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...079/4075013164

I did report that there are better options for just a few more bucks!

[Deeez]

Beware of drinks.

https://youtu.be/9v7asEP5ZRQ

[MITransplant]

I had a craving for something exotic so I decided on this one based on some reviews and that awesome body. I arrive at the hotel on east colonial and she gives me the room number. Once at the door, I knock and she opens the door dressed in a very tight form fitting dress and heels and looks fantastic. When the door closes she immediately grabbed my junk as her way of doing a LEO check I guess. Then the dress hits the floor to expose that naked stacked body. She has an outstanding ass and tits! This is the only positive part to this review. I undress and get on the bed she goes right to a CBJ, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #1. I try to finger that pussy while she is blowing me and she pulls my hand away and says no. Again, not what I had read in another review. Disappointment #2. I tried to suck on her gorgeous tits and she wasn't having that either. Disappointment #3. Then she climbs on for cg when I'm not fully erect yet and pumps away a few times then immediately she switches to rcg and does the same. I was totally not in control. Disappointment #4. Long story short, it was a rushed session with a lot of limitations. I definitely won't be repeating.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...079/4075013164

[Lehmonade]

Friend of mine called up this girl on Christmas day, his poor soul. Girl is exactly one in the picture. Fatter.

Has management knock on door to get him out when she couldn't get him to finish with hand. He paid $ that included no head, no FS, no nothing. Just hand.

Management is black, tattoo on forehead and neck. Was told he deals hard drugs as many useless, pathetic pimps do.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/28211345/

[WindyMan]

Zoey / Christina will take your money and do not provide the agreed dream. I met her at a trailer park on OBT and agreed to have a car date since she didn't have an incall and she doesn't do outcalls.

We met, she took the donation and as we were going to start the date multiple cars drove by and she then took off and told me that she will call me when she got a room.

She never called me and after trying to reach her she just didn't answer again.

If you don't want to get robbed then avoid her.

The only way to avoid cash and dash is paying her after the deed is done.

[SlimShady96]

I almost made an appointment with Chanel. I texted her (very quick to respond) and asked her if she was available today. She responded yes. I waited a few hours then checked back again. This time it took 30 minutes to respond: same answer. Yes. By that time, I had already confirmed an appointment with a well-reviewed, former Luxsa girl (which turned out great). I told Chanel that I already made an appointment. She then texted back how rude I was for cancelling our appointment (what appointment?) and told me I was being blocked.

This is a strange business model: in a buyer's market, be rude and flaky to the customer. I guess I will now have to choose one of the hundreds of reliable providers in Orlando (including independent contractors and AMPs).

My experience is that I am glad she flaked out. I now know that I missed a bad experience. Naturally, YMMV. Be safe.

The common thread unfortunately is, of course you would like to think that you are a good Samaritan helping out a damsel in distress that happens to love sucking strange mens cocks, and there are a few golden unicorn girls that fit that bill and I am happy to help them, but the harsh reality is that most are strung out on candy or if you're lucky you are only paying for their next dosage, it's unfortunate because my personal preference is the thiner spinners and I have learned that in most cases so I avoid most car date only girls. Even for head only.

[Onthejob]

Zoey / Christina will take your money and do not provide the agreed dream. I met her at a trailer park on OBT and agreed to have a car date since she didn't have an incall and she doesn't do outcalls.

We met, she took the donation and as we were going to start the date multiple cars drove by and she then took off and told me that she will call me when she got a room.

She never called me and after trying to reach her she just didn't answer again.

If you don't want to get robbed then avoid her.

[Gentleman 100]

I almost made an appointment with Chanel. I texted her (very quick to respond) and asked her if she was available today. She responded yes. I waited a few hours then checked back again. This time it took 30 minutes to respond: same answer. Yes. By that time, I had already confirmed an appointment with a well-reviewed, former Luxsa girl (which turned out great). I told Chanel that I already made an appointment. She then texted back how rude I was for cancelling our appointment (what appointment?) and told me I was being blocked.

This is a strange business model: in a buyer's market, be rude and flaky to the customer. I guess I will now have to choose one of the hundreds of reliable providers in Orlando (including independent contractors and AMPs).

My experience is that I am glad she flaked out. I now know that I missed a bad experience. Naturally, YMMV. Be safe.

[MrGoldgerg]

One thing about Listcrawler is it keeps a history of the ads. So really you just need a good search term and which sub-heading she's in and you can find an old ad. So for this maybe Jamaican would work for the guy. Also if you knew the sub-heading you were using (Milfy, escortalligator etc).

Looks like she took the link down but its the dark one with alot of tattoos and big booty (tattoos, got a heart on her chest and fuk me on her back) oh yeah and I hit up the thick one that's jamican and Trinidadian she said she doesn't do headache relief and I left her alone not sure what she ment but ill be damn I'm paying and can't get a BJ.

[Iceman407]

Thank you for posting. Sucks this happened to you and I'm adding in a screenshot and pics from her ad. This is the worst type of scam and I'm sure the link won't work soon and will be replaced by another. This chic and her manager or whatever hopefully won't get another dime from any of us.

TMC.

Thanks for keeping the screenshot, we should all keep screenshots and post screenshots of the ad negative or positive.

[WavyZay]

Thank you for posting. Sucks this happened to you and I'm adding in a screenshot and pics from her ad. This is the worst type of scam and I'm sure the link won't work soon and will be replaced by another. This chic and her manager or whatever hopefully won't get another dime from any of us.

TMC.

I had a dream with her maybe a few months back or more. She did have management. But it was a car meeting and everything went well except she spilled the protein shake I gave her.

[Don1990]

Do have a link for her?

Looks like she took the link down but its the dark one with alot of tattoos and big booty (tattoos, got a heart on her chest and fuk me on her back) oh yeah and I hit up the thick one that's jamican and Trinidadian she said she doesn't do headache relief and I left her alone not sure what she ment but ill be damn I'm paying and can't get a BJ.

[SoICanHide]

Thank you for posting. Sucks this happened to you and I'm adding in a screenshot and pics from her ad. This is the worst type of scam and I'm sure the link won't work soon and will be replaced by another. This chic and her manager or whatever hopefully won't get another dime from any of us.

TMC.

He might get something more than he bargained for sometime.