Negative Escort Reviews

[AlexKx93]

So this is my first dream post. In my dream I went to visit Fernanda. I have seen her before on a previous visit of hers. Made the appointment 24 hours in advance. Got to her UCF area hotel and knocked on the door. She opened it but looked totally paranoid and flustered. Asking me all sorts of questions and honestly her poor english was very hard to understand. Clearly it wasnt a good scene and I was straight out of there. Will not attempt again since there are plenty of sane fish here in Otown. More to come.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1570622

She's legit though? How is her service when you met her? I'm thinking about seeing her.

[Sexifun]

Gentlemen, if I may[Deleted by Admin]

Nope, you may not. You may on the provider forum on the classified site.

A2

[NightOwl754]

Greetings mongers,

I appreciate all the info that I've found on this forum and the International one, so If I TOFTT, the report would probably look like this:

Right to the point (1 -5 below) . There would probably be more detail in the end if one were so inclined.

1. She looks nothing like the girl in the pic. Not even close. She is short, round (not curvy! Curvy = good; round = bad), long hair, b cups, okay English, and a big ass (not a good big ass, just big).

2. She won't remove her shirt, claiming that only below was paid for.

3. very impersonal.

4. Heavy marijuana smell.

5. Lazy.

Below are her ads. If you search for the number, you would find more ads still.

https://escortindex.com/search?searc...682&city=miami

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1089465

Details of the fictitious story in my head: OK, this is the very epitome of bait and switch!

I was inebriated at around 11:30 PM, horny, and started to send out my text messages. Let me state for the record that I'm used to the monger environment in Prague (especially), Poland, Germany, and the UK. IMHO, Orlando is a dead zone!

My Expectations:

Search the sites, find a fake pic that's at least similar to the provider, start comms (maybe a phone call), and bring her over. This is far from what happened. There are a decent number of providers, but they seem to be afraid of LE or crime that they corrupt the normal communication and exchange process. This literally took about 2 hours of texting back and forth, then being ghosted by the girl on the other end, trying with another ad (same thing). Some even wanted a deposit before they came (WTF! Who does business like this? Some wanted pics. I asked for a pic first from one girl and she sent me a pic of her ass. So I sent one of my dick. Fair is fair. LOL.

Continuing: Around 2:30 - 3:00 AM, I finally got in touch with her (I forget what she told me her name was. I was fucked up) and she came over. I collected her from the lobby and brought her upstairs to my apt. When I saw her, she had on a large white t-shirt, so I would have thought, "maybe the curves are being hidden by the shirt. "Her face was okay enough to give it a go, if the body was tight! I decided to go through with it instead of ghosting her right there. Normal stuff in the apartment, I would have offered her a drink, took care of the math for 1 hour. It would have been something like. 25, then we would have went to the bedroom.

Once in the bedroom, as she started to take her pants off, she was wearing strange padded underwear, like the kind a woman wears after childbirth? No sexy underwear!! Would I have been wrong to expect this? I would have requested a massage and after about 30 seconds of a bad one handed massage, I just had to stop. No effort at all on her part to get the blood flowing. None! I'm relatively young with no problems in that area, so it's not difficult, but there was no attempt. Maybe the expectation is for a man to simply be ready. WTF! She would have grabbed protection and tried to put it on a not ready member (who does this? After using my own tricks to excite blood flow, I would have pushed her head down for a CBJ. This was bad. Lackluster, lazy, and a waste of time. She laid back to show me hers. I do like the thin spinner types, but I'm OK with a curvy woman as well. There was a lot of meat here, not good. This is when I requested the shirt to be removed, hoping it might help. NOPE. Denied. Lack of enthusiasm, refusal to disrobe, a bruise or two on her thigh? Overweight body, and bitchy restrictive attitude would have easily made me decide to go no further than CBJ. I did most of the work with my tip in her mouth and busted in the bag. Total time together about 20-25 minutes. Dressed, walked her to the door, and came to a firm conclusion. Unless it's via SA, I will not pursue my hobby in the US again. Abroad is cheaper and higher quality. In theory I knew this, but let the little head do the thinking:

[ForestGreen213]

So this is my first dream post. In my dream I went to visit Fernanda. I have seen her before on a previous visit of hers. Made the appointment 24 hours in advance. Got to her UCF area hotel and knocked on the door. She opened it but looked totally paranoid and flustered. Asking me all sorts of questions and honestly her poor english was very hard to understand. Clearly it wasnt a good scene and I was straight out of there. Will not attempt again since there are plenty of sane fish here in Otown. More to come.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1570622

[ImmanuelHope]

Sorry what?? Did you say "sit for a few hours waiting?" Huh?? That is not alpha male behavior and you're only encouraging that shit behavior. She should have the decency and / or courtesy to communicate that she cannot make it or will be late. Don't EVER be a lap-dog for any of these girls! Geezus!

Yep. 10 minute wait tops is the rule for me. If no response I'd look elsewhere.

[JJFresh]

Don't know who you are referring to, the ad is removed. Do you have a name?

Grain 56.

Unfortunately she deleted her crap all together. If I see it again I'll repost.

[Grain 56]

Don't know who you are referring to, the ad is removed. Do you have a name?

Grain 56.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/45466436/

She wants 80$ for HEAD....JUST HEAD, in your car! And she said I had to pick her lazy ass up and that it was a "special" for the night.... Smh WTF?? Most likely an SW masquerading as a regular pro.

What happen to the good professional providers?? All I see now are greedy girls that provide shit service and EXPECT to be paid generously. What's next? Hell freezes over and pigs fly??

[JJFresh]

I have said in prior post, if you go to see her, make plans to go elsewhere or plan to sit for a few hours waiting. I will say from the past, it is worth it. I rarely would say that about anyone. The only problem is recent reviews is saying she is starting to rush. But from prior experience it is worth the wait. I think everyone should experience it once. You are waiting because everyone is trying to go for a reason. I just advise go to her area, find stores to shop in and mess around until you finally get to see her. Sometimes it will take hours.

Sorry what?? Did you say "sit for a few hours waiting?" Huh?? That is not alpha male behavior and you're only encouraging that shit behavior. She should have the decency and / or courtesy to communicate that she cannot make it or will be late. Don't EVER be a lap-dog for any of these girls! Geezus!

[JJFresh]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/45466436/

She wants 80$ for HEAD....JUST HEAD, in your car! And she said I had to pick her lazy ass up and that it was a "special" for the night.... Smh WTF?? Most likely an SW masquerading as a regular pro.

What happen to the good professional providers?? All I see now are greedy girls that provide shit service and EXPECT to be paid generously. What's next? Hell freezes over and pigs fly??

[JJFresh]

Tried to get in touch with her the other day but she said she had to do something early the next day so we planned it for the following day. After that it was just silence.

No one is worth the hassle. NO ONE!! If she can't respect your time and appreciate that you want to give her business, then she does NOT deserve it! Too much pussy out there to waste your time on one.

[Earl2211]

Tried to get in touch with her the other day but she said she had to do something early the next day so we planned it for the following day. After that it was just silence.

I have said in prior post, if you go to see her, make plans to go elsewhere or plan to sit for a few hours waiting. I will say from the past, it is worth it. I rarely would say that about anyone. The only problem is recent reviews is saying she is starting to rush. But from prior experience it is worth the wait. I think everyone should experience it once. You are waiting because everyone is trying to go for a reason. I just advise go to her area, find stores to shop in and mess around until you finally get to see her. Sometimes it will take hours.

[KPalm2012]

Maybe it's me, but I have a certain way of doing things to keep me safe etc. For instance, I use a burner app and I only text, never talk just incase someone is listening or recording. Never in 6 years has this been an issue. When I visit a hotel, I usually park next door incase, I'm being watched. I always delete my app before I leave the car and store everything except the agreed amount cash. So all I do is walk in with money, no I'd, no phone and parked off property, I also memorize my get out of jail number (LOL). It's worked for so far. I had been texting this lady and she seemed legit and I checked ads etc etc. Long story short, I get to an IDrive hotel and then it starts, are you a cop or affiliated with law which doesn't mean shit to be honest. I usually do a LEO check that I'm happy with. Then it's I need you to call me. This is a no go for me. I only text. The obvious thing here would be to let us know before we drive 30 minutes if you have a set of rules. I was not happy and got the feeling she was not real. If someone has seen this lady, please give a review but got a feeling if I called there would be another barrier or "give my money to my friend" type situation. At this point, I would definitely not visit until we get confirmation, even if we do, I won't go for wasting my time.

Nicole.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1786636

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/?keywords=nicole

What's their deal?

This ad and her friend always put ads up but never answer. I'm guessing to collect number for ads or something. Not sure what they get out of it or how they monetize it? Just curious.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...8/492305757267

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...3/155810333198 -- This one usually has a different number.

Trade up!

This is some really great advice. Thanks for posting this.

[HyperPiper]

Tried to get in touch with her the other day but she said she had to do something early the next day so we planned it for the following day. After that it was just silence.

[Bertox50]

I have done one other duo and it wasn't great (I was a regular with one of the providers and the next time I saw her she gave me a great deal to make up for it). I decided I would try again because Lacey & Jade both look pretty good in the photos. Plus they are with each other and I wanted to see that.

I texted and the communication was as spotty, 5-15 minutes in between answers. Then they asked for a face pic, which was mentioned in the ad so not a problem for me. Get the location and head out, then get a text asking me to pick up condoms, cigs, and soda. Ugh, alright. Get there and have to wait 10 minutes before they give me the room number. Supposedly there was a flood when one was taking a shower. Finally get to the room and all starts off good. They tell me no anal anything and no rough stuff. They ask what I like. Things start off well with both of them playing around with me and BBBJ. After about three minutes they put on the cover and ask if I can start on top because she's tight. After five minutes they switch, still have to be on top because the other one is tight too. She keeps her legs up so I can't go far and seems to be grimacing in pain the whole time. Switch again and Lacey gets on top, her legs hurt after four minutes. They ask if I can finish with oral. Off goes cover and one BBBJ while other plays with the boys. They are using more hand than mouth. I ask if they can play with each other and that winds up being a chore as well. They go back to working on me and tell me there isn't much time left. The clock seems to have started when I knocked on the door. I ask them to switch and am told her arm is too tired and she can't any more. I close my eyes, think of something else and get finished with HJ. They toss some wipes on the bed and head to the bathroom. Clean up and get out of there.

Damage was $$ for 45 min, I would not repeat. YMMV, but I wouldn't count on it. Good looks but neither of them even tried to fake it.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...i/397110958211

[Earl2211]

Maybe it's me, but I have a certain way of doing things to keep me safe etc. For instance, I use a burner app and I only text, never talk just incase someone is listening or recording. Never in 6 years has this been an issue. When I visit a hotel, I usually park next door incase, I'm being watched. I always delete my app before I leave the car and store everything except the agreed amount cash. So all I do is walk in with money, no I'd, no phone and parked off property, I also memorize my get out of jail number (LOL). It's worked for so far. I had been texting this lady and she seemed legit and I checked ads etc etc. Long story short, I get to an IDrive hotel and then it starts, are you a cop or affiliated with law which doesn't mean shit to be honest. I usually do a LEO check that I'm happy with. Then it's I need you to call me. This is a no go for me. I only text. The obvious thing here would be to let us know before we drive 30 minutes if you have a set of rules. I was not happy and got the feeling she was not real. If someone has seen this lady, please give a review but got a feeling if I called there would be another barrier or "give my money to my friend" type situation. At this point, I would definitely not visit until we get confirmation, even if we do, I won't go for wasting my time.

Nicole.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1786636

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/?keywords=nicole

What's their deal?

This ad and her friend always put ads up but never answer. I'm guessing to collect number for ads or something. Not sure what they get out of it or how they monetize it? Just curious.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...8/492305757267

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...3/155810333198 -- This one usually has a different number.

Trade up!

I agree with you on this one. I did not get a good vibe at all. Unless I hear different from someone I here, I won't go near her.