Negative Escort Reviews

[Jobair]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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LMAO, take a month off, soon enough you'll be rolling up on another one. That was some foul funk, Irish Spring overpowers most stank.

[Rocko007]

Seen her once before and it was a okay session, no one else was responding to my text so I hit up Vegas and set up a qv with her and I drove all the way to Altamonte to just to be flaked on.

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Actually saw her while visiting someone else, she looks like a junkie to be honest and she is there with a entourage not discreet at all.

[ShokDJ]

Seen her once before and it was a okay session, no one else was responding to my text so I hit up Vegas and set up a qv with her and I drove all the way to Altamonte to just to be flaked on.

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So when I first pulled in the parking there was a group of 5 or 6 sketchy ass guys just hanging out in the parking lot and what would you know when I was sitting in my car in the parking trying to contact another provider Vegas walks right pass my car right into the group of the guys that where hanging out in the parking. I'm assuming they're probably her handler or pimp but just to sure it was her I called her when she walked by and her phone did ring the exact moment I called her and she hang up right as I called.

[ShokDJ]

Seen her once before and it was a okay session, no one else was responding to my text so I hit up Vegas and set up a qv with her and I drove all the way to Altamonte to just to be flaked on.

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[Grain 56]

These ladies aren't exactly known for being organised and keeping a schedule. They want candy when they want (or need) it. This means they want money NOW. 12 hours is a lifetime to them. Even if you had an "appointment", you probably would not have been guaranteed a slot. First come with money, first served. Some of them even double book to assure work. If a pimp is involved, that puts a whole other spin on her day and her behaviour.

Some of the more $$$ providers are better organized and do schedule. Usually with that, comes more out of your pocket for the visit. I have seen a couple that keep a DIARY of who they are planning to see and phone numbers of the mongers. This could be bad in case of a bust, especially if a phone number can somehow be traced back to you. Even with these higher end ladies, NOTHING is a sure thing.

This is also why it is ALWAYS a good idea to have a back up or two whenever planning to go out to monger.

Grain 56.

Reached out to Madison this past Saturday to try to see her for a QV the next day. She asked "would you like the address to come visit me?" When I said I wanted to set something up for the next day (Sunday) she just never responded. Idk I see ads that say "don't contact me until you're ready to see me" and that always strikes me as odd. It always seems like the more professional providers that will make an appointment.

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[NewWave]

Reached out to Madison this past Saturday to try to see her for a QV the next day. She asked "would you like the address to come visit me?" When I said I wanted to set something up for the next day (Sunday) she just never responded. Idk I see ads that say "don't contact me until you're ready to see me" and that always strikes me as odd. It always seems like the more professional providers that will make an appointment.

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[BobbLIguy]

I have seen Katie kisses on multiple occasions I have never experienced anything like that actually just the opposite. I Was there two days ago, had one of the best experiences I've ever had with her and it was the tastiest dessert I've ever had. After tasting that I experienced her squirting and it was probably the most erotic experience I have ever had. Hurt.

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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[Neo Max]

DAMN BRO, this is so disappointing to me, I was about to go see her tonight, but after this report, it's a NO NO for me. This shit really sucks since she has been the very best DT I've ever had.

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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[DRock15]

Fellas,

Decided to TOFTT and check out Cathy. Looked TGTBT but wanted to find out for myself. Made arrangements for a QV with Backdoor. Comms were good and location was off I-Drive. Opened the door and no surprise it's not the girl in the ad BUT, the chick is blond with blue / grey eyes and thin but not skinny. She's actually really hot but I've seen her before and had a mediocre experience. I'm willing to stay at the agreed coins. When I confirm services and donation, she then said backdoor is +100. At that point, I bounce. Just be warned.

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DRock.

[NaughtyBoy1]

Hope it was all covered. Either way, make sure to test out and get clean. Stinky smell isn't good for the Jr.

NB1.

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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[Bjceb]

Wow, that sounds like an awful experience. Would not know because I have had the fantastic dt experience with her.

After that report I doubt if I would ever go for anything else.

Sounds like something to see a doctor about. Normally doesn't get that nasty without something biggervthen hygiene issues.

Stay safe and have fun!

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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[Frequent904]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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[SGreg1234]

Sounds like a terrible situation to be in. I've read a few reviews on this one and they've been up and down, maybe more so down, BUT if I were to meet her I would do and outcall / Geneva. Her surroundings / incall seems to have some instabilities (other people being there, bfs or guy friends on the couch / hanging around etc) Just overall things that would your visit not relaxing. So yeah just my 2 cents if anyone else plans on meeting her at her spot.

These negative reviews are not just good info, they are great entertainment!

Thanks for sharing.

[Plex10]

How could these girls try this anyways? Putting fake pics is I guess ok when the girl's looks are close. But common!

Long time ago, when I started visiting these girls I got lied to and because I didn't want to be rude I ended up staying with the liar, only because their attitude kinda made up for it. But after few times I got careful and started searching for reviews and all that. Nowadays, if I get "scammed" and the girl is not even close to the pictures, I just leave, but don't get me wrong, I leave in a good way I would say? Just to not show a rude attitude towards them. They need to be told that us Guys, have preferences and taste. We are not just animals. Right? .

Anyways, I just wanted to mention this since I got this experience with Karla a Spanish girl that has her incall right off I / Drive. North of Sandlake Rd. I'm not sure if it's ok or allowed to put her ad link here, Or not. Stay alert guys.

I assume your referring to the one in the link below? And yes you can post links, its recommended especially for a negative review LOL. If you are referring to her I'd say pretty much TGTBT, also they all block her face and showing an amazing body which typically could be determined as fake or bait and switch. With her face being blocked and having random body parts it makes hard to make a case if she's actually the one in the pics, no tattoos or other distinguishing parts to confirm its her so when you get there its a toss up if she's her or close to her or in some cases its someone completely different (100 lbs heavier).

I personally just avoid ads like this so I'm not wasting my time. I'm curious, when you met karla was she much heavier, uglier, etc? Did you stay for service or leave?

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[Partner]

How could these girls try this anyways? Putting fake pics is I guess ok when the girl's looks are close. But common!

Long time ago, when I started visiting these girls I got lied to and because I didn't want to be rude I ended up staying with the liar, only because their attitude kinda made up for it. But after few times I got careful and started searching for reviews and all that. Nowadays, if I get "scammed" and the girl is not even close to the pictures, I just leave, but don't get me wrong, I leave in a good way I would say? Just to not show a rude attitude towards them. They need to be told that us Guys, have preferences and taste. We are not just animals. Right? .

Anyways, I just wanted to mention this since I got this experience with Karla a Spanish girl that has her incall right off I / Drive. North of Sandlake Rd. I'm not sure if it's ok or allowed to put her ad link here, Or not. Stay alert guys.