Negative Escort Reviews

[Bertil]

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/2110491

Not the one in the pics (obviously) but the body type not even similar and has dark hair. I dreamed she was cute enough and had a booty but the attitude was bad. Was rushing and tried to avoid doing a CBJ. Was not feeling the vibe so just left. YMMV but I'd say don't bother.

I reviewed her last month and it's a shame her attitude sucks because she is exactly my type. I keep sending PM's to her snapchat asking her for anal and all kinds of shit I know she is not down with. Just to mess with her LOL.

[TravelerKvothe]

Hey mongers, finished with my long weekend in Orlando today and decided to see if I could finish the weekend with a nice dream of two to make up the other sub-par dreams I had during my stay for the past few days. Booked a Hh with Mia and Maya for tonight and showed up at her hotel about an hour ago. Did the usual 20 or so minute wait for her to get ready even though we had scheduled a couple hours ago, but no big deal I'm pretty used to it by now. I get messaged her room number and head inside the hotel and to her room where she answered the door with a smile and in a bathrobe. My first impression was pretty good, she has a cute face and a great body even through the robe. I walked in and she told me to leave the money on the table after a quick LEO check. I put the money on the table and she told me to get undressed and comfortable on the bed. At this point I was confused since there was only one girl in the room and there was no one in the bathroom as I walked past it on the way to the bed. When I asked she pretended she didn't understand and kept motioning me to get undressed and comfortable. I was already there and had paid at this point so I figured I'd just hope this girl was decent and count it as a loss. I quickly get undressed and lay down on the bed and she takes her robe off leaving only some underwear and kneeled next to the bed while she (literally) yanked on my dick a few times before asking if I had a condom. I got up and got a condom that I brought out of my pants and put it next to me. She motioned me to put it on despite me still being soft (usually I get hard very quickly but her attitude and the missing girl were really putting me off by this point.) and I struggled for a moment but got jr covered. She proceeded to touch the tip of my dick with her mouth for a second before going back to yanking on it like before. I pulled her off and just jacked off for a few seconds to get hard. She asked me, "doggy or on top? And I responded with missionary so I could at least see her admittedly great tits while I tried to get my moneys worth. I got on top and she guided me inside where I started to go at it and realised I could barely feel anything in the cavern downstairs. I kept at it and went to grab her tits to try and at least keep my hard on long enough to bust. She immediately pulled my hands off and said, "no, too cold. No touch, sorry". I rolled my eyes and said lets switch to doggy. She got up and laid her ass off the side of the bed and motioned for me to stand next to it and hit it from there. She had a great ass and I felt all over it in an attempt to keep my hard on despite not being able to feel much while inside her. Needless to say I quickly lost my hard on (despite her continuing to say, "cum baby, cum baby, cum baby" on repeat since we had started) and motioned for her to suck me a bit to get me hard again. She did the quick touch to her lips and back to yanking that she had done earlier and I decided to just jack off and try to ignore her monologue of "cum baby" while I looked at her tits. Through pure willpower I busted in another 30 seconds or so and went to flush the condom and clean up with a towel from the bathroom. I walked back to the bed and she thanked me for coming and motioned me to leave.

I contacted her through this ad - https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1908638.

Hopefully this saves some of you as I honestly would have preferred to flush that money down the toilet and jack off while staring at the wall of my hotel. Better luck next time I suppose.

[Ronin287]

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/2110491

Not the one in the pics (obviously) but the body type not even similar and has dark hair. I dreamed she was cute enough and had a booty but the attitude was bad. Was rushing and tried to avoid doing a CBJ. Was not feeling the vibe so just left. YMMV but I'd say don't bother.

[Shadow Jacker]

If this doesn't count as toftt then I don't know what is. My date with a SB fell through so I went browsing through STG just to end the night on a high note (so I thought) didn't really see any eye openers so I settled for this one (biggest mistake of my night).

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...u/128355767040

Comms were ok so I didn't see any red flags yet, she asked for an uber to my hotel so I said sure why not, the uber ended up cancelling because it took her so long to get out of her room (I eventually figure out why), fast forward she finally shows up to my hotel 45 minutes later and she talks herself up saying "you'll have the best night of your life". Yea. About that. First she can barely stay awake and can barely hold herself up (reason coming soon) and then she starts taking selfies which I didn't mind she had an ok body, one that I was eager to dive into. Then she asks ME to take a few photos so I obliged (that TV you see in some of the photos is the one in my room BTW) so I snap a few and she's just tapping away on her phone, she tells me to lay on the bed and she'll be right there. 5 minutes passed, still laying on the bed, 15 minutes still me on the bed by my lonesome, and mind you she's still on her phone trying to stay awake. Then she answers her phone and puts it on speaker and just has a conversation and telling the guy what hotel she's at (thank God she was too high to realize what room number she was in) but this whole time she's trying to set up another date with someone. Then she's bragging to him that she figured out how to post her ad on 4 different sites and says to the guy that her phone is blowing up and starts posting more. At this point I was getting frustrated so she said she has to pee and she'll be ready (yeah. Right) she goes into the bathroom and turns on the sink for some reason and stays there for another 15 minutes or so until I knock and she opens and she's sitting on the toilet (guess what she's doing. On her phone) so at this point I'm worried what if she's telling someone to come to the room or what not so I urge her to get out and let's get this over with (at this point I was not really in the mood anymore, I would have settled for a BJ and called it there) she says she'll be right out there and shuts the door. This time I hear her flicking a damn lighter and I open the door and she's smoking out of a broken glass pipe (now I don't know what was in there but I had a pretty good idea and that made sense to everything that was happening). I told her to get out of the bathroom and she started making excuses saying it doesn't smell don't worry blah blah blah. I told I'm about done and she can leave, so she urges me to get on the bed and that she's ready, so thinking with the little head I get on the bed and get the rubber puts it on and literally puts her lips on it and says "oh I need music" and then gets on her damn phone again and won't get off, so I just get out if bed get dressed and start packing her things and told her to get dressed and get out. It took me another 25 minutes to get her out of my damn room. Oh and she took a call of some guy trying to see her, I wanted to say don't waste your time but I was being civil. So basically I babysat her for 2 whole hours and she had the audacity to ask for her donation, I didn't want to make a scene so I gave her 50 bucks just to get her out of my room. I will definitely not repeat EVER again. But the golden rule YMMV.

Thanks for this info. Is this the chick that stabbed a monger?

I saw her walking the trail last night between WAWA & 711 around 10 pm. I made a few visits through the area yesterday, but for the most part the trail was pretty quiet. Occasionally, I'd see a solo artist bundled up in layers of clothing, but nothing looked interesting.

I was amazed to see the massage places open. NDS appeared to be open I only saw 1 car there all day.

[Member #6387]

Well damn that sucks about her. I tried to see her awhile back but she was too far from me at the time. Over 40 minutes, she was in Sanford and I was over by the Convention Center. We even had a good text conversation about good hygiene and why its important for a provider and client to be clean. Those eyes had me wanting to take a small road trip. SMH. I love seafood, but only at the dinner table, not in the bedroom!

I'm retired until Jersey girls ankle gets healed as o right now Jersey girl is the best Orlando has to offer an she is wearing cast right now I'll be back in 2021 because the way things is going I might as well get a girlfriend 100 qv an no cim are they crazy?

[Plex10]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/57046299/

Well gents, what a shit experience this was. Don't waste your time or coin at all.

Was in the area for a bit, no product walking so figured I'd give it a try (without checking forums first). Opt'd for QV at 0. 8 settled at 0. 6 and went to an inn of Quality off landst. First thing inside, it's sort of the girl in the pics, but she is much rougher in person. Should have just left, but thought, what the heck. Big mistake. Wanted payment upfront, sure no big, not been burned yet. Then she proceeds to open the door and lay it outside on the ground. Strange but okay, nothing happened.

We get ready for some deeds, and wants to start CBJ; would not do BB at all. FINE, whatever, lets do this QV. I get ready enough and she says QV is headache only MINDBLOWN! WTF. Well, lesson immediately learned.

Basically got out as fast as I could. Needs in the bathroom, massive scabs all over her body, black gross feet.

Just avoid this all together gents (if you were not already aware to avoid).

Stay safe.

Reached out to her like a day ago. Was out and trying to get anything I could. She quoted 80 qv countered with 60 and she agreed if I could come now. Was in the area so It was going to work out. Confirmed some other details to which I found out the qv was head only. Told her maybe next time and she said bye.

Sounds like I avoided a waste of time and coin. Don't get the point of a CBJ with oral only smh.

[Grain 56]

Glad you're OK. Sorry that happened to you. You pretty much summed up the lesson for all in your post.

You said, you hadn't been burned yet. Now you can't say that any more.

Never Pay Upfront!

Stay Safe.

Grain 56.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/57046299/

Well gents, what a shit experience this was. Don't waste your time or coin at all.

Was in the area for a bit, no product walking so figured I'd give it a try (without checking forums first). Opt'd for QV at 0. 8 settled at 0. 6 and went to an inn of Quality off landst. First thing inside, it's sort of the girl in the pics, but she is much rougher in person. Should have just left, but thought, what the heck. Big mistake. Wanted payment upfront, sure no big, not been burned yet. Then she proceeds to open the door and lay it outside on the ground. Strange but okay, nothing happened.

We get ready for some deeds, and wants to start CBJ; would not do BB at all. FINE, whatever, lets do this QV. I get ready enough and she says QV is headache only MINDBLOWN! WTF. Well, lesson immediately learned.

Basically got out as fast as I could. Needs in the bathroom, massive scabs all over her body, black gross feet.

Just avoid this all together gents (if you were not already aware to avoid).

Stay safe.

[Elysium]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/57046299/

Well gents, what a shit experience this was. Don't waste your time or coin at all.

Was in the area for a bit, no product walking so figured I'd give it a try (without checking forums first). Opt'd for QV at 0. 8 settled at 0. 6 and went to an inn of Quality off landst. First thing inside, it's sort of the girl in the pics, but she is much rougher in person. Should have just left, but thought, what the heck. Big mistake. Wanted payment upfront, sure no big, not been burned yet. Then she proceeds to open the door and lay it outside on the ground. Strange but okay, nothing happened.

We get ready for some deeds, and wants to start CBJ; would not do BB at all. FINE, whatever, lets do this QV. I get ready enough and she says QV is headache only MINDBLOWN! WTF. Well, lesson immediately learned.

Basically got out as fast as I could. Needs in the bathroom, massive scabs all over her body, black gross feet.

Just avoid this all together gents (if you were not already aware to avoid).

Stay safe.

[Enzo2018]

If this doesn't count as toftt then I don't know what is. My date with a SB fell through so I went browsing through STG just to end the night on a high note (so I thought) didn't really see any eye openers so I settled for this one (biggest mistake of my night).

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...u/128355767040

Comms were ok so I didn't see any red flags yet, she asked for an uber to my hotel so I said sure why not, the uber ended up cancelling because it took her so long to get out of her room (I eventually figure out why), fast forward she finally shows up to my hotel 45 minutes later and she talks herself up saying "you'll have the best night of your life". Yea. About that. First she can barely stay awake and can barely hold herself up (reason coming soon) and then she starts taking selfies which I didn't mind she had an ok body, one that I was eager to dive into. Then she asks ME to take a few photos so I obliged (that TV you see in some of the photos is the one in my room BTW) so I snap a few and she's just tapping away on her phone, she tells me to lay on the bed and she'll be right there. 5 minutes passed, still laying on the bed, 15 minutes still me on the bed by my lonesome, and mind you she's still on her phone trying to stay awake. Then she answers her phone and puts it on speaker and just has a conversation and telling the guy what hotel she's at (thank God she was too high to realize what room number she was in) but this whole time she's trying to set up another date with someone. Then she's bragging to him that she figured out how to post her ad on 4 different sites and says to the guy that her phone is blowing up and starts posting more. At this point I was getting frustrated so she said she has to pee and she'll be ready (yeah. Right) she goes into the bathroom and turns on the sink for some reason and stays there for another 15 minutes or so until I knock and she opens and she's sitting on the toilet (guess what she's doing. On her phone) so at this point I'm worried what if she's telling someone to come to the room or what not so I urge her to get out and let's get this over with (at this point I was not really in the mood anymore, I would have settled for a BJ and called it there) she says she'll be right out there and shuts the door. This time I hear her flicking a damn lighter and I open the door and she's smoking out of a broken glass pipe (now I don't know what was in there but I had a pretty good idea and that made sense to everything that was happening). I told her to get out of the bathroom and she started making excuses saying it doesn't smell don't worry blah blah blah. I told I'm about done and she can leave, so she urges me to get on the bed and that she's ready, so thinking with the little head I get on the bed and get the rubber puts it on and literally puts her lips on it and says "oh I need music" and then gets on her damn phone again and won't get off, so I just get out if bed get dressed and start packing her things and told her to get dressed and get out. It took me another 25 minutes to get her out of my damn room. Oh and she took a call of some guy trying to see her, I wanted to say don't waste your time but I was being civil. So basically I babysat her for 2 whole hours and she had the audacity to ask for her donation, I didn't want to make a scene so I gave her 50 bucks just to get her out of my room. I will definitely not repeat EVER again. But the golden rule YMMV.

Never know what personality you will get, I've had great times with her and other times have said to myself never again. Once I see she is high on that shit date is over.

[Enzo2018]

Well damn that sucks about her. I tried to see her awhile back but she was too far from me at the time. Over 40 minutes, she was in Sanford and I was over by the Convention Center. We even had a good text conversation about good hygiene and why its important for a provider and client to be clean. Those eyes had me wanting to take a small road trip. SMH. I love seafood, but only at the dinner table, not in the bedroom!

I also saw her awhile back. Hygiene was not an issue at all. Had a great time looking at those eyes while sucking on junior. And the view in k9 was exceptional but sometimes things change for these ladies. Sorry you had a bad experience, if I smelled something fishy I would have to finish in her mouth.

[PapiCholo]

Dreamt of this one recently. Took a while to get the dream set up, there were multiple times where things were going well before she disappeared after we set a time and place. Finally was able to see her and the bs starts again.

On the bright side, she is a good looking girl and is similar to her pictures, just a little chubbier. Also, she had a good personality, wet kitty and a great view in K9.

Unfortunately her hygiene wasn't up to par. There was a noticable fishy smell and she had bumps near her backdoor. These two things made it hard to finish.

Overall nice girl, but I expect much more for a quote of 100 qv /180 hh. Personally, the experience was no better than what a streetwalker would provide and I will not be repeating.

Ad: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/56911524/.

Well damn that sucks about her. I tried to see her awhile back but she was too far from me at the time. Over 40 minutes, she was in Sanford and I was over by the Convention Center. We even had a good text conversation about good hygiene and why its important for a provider and client to be clean. Those eyes had me wanting to take a small road trip. SMH. I love seafood, but only at the dinner table, not in the bedroom!

[Evanos]

Dreamt of this one recently. Took a while to get the dream set up, there were multiple times where things were going well before she disappeared after we set a time and place. Finally was able to see her and the bs starts again.

On the bright side, she is a good looking girl and is similar to her pictures, just a little chubbier. Also, she had a good personality, wet kitty and a great view in K9.

Unfortunately her hygiene wasn't up to par. There was a noticable fishy smell and she had bumps near her backdoor. These two things made it hard to finish.

Overall nice girl, but I expect much more for a quote of 100 qv /180 hh. Personally, the experience was no better than what a streetwalker would provide and I will not be repeating.

Ad: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/56911524/.

[Derek1974]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. My wood disappeared so damn fast.

Haha. Were you the one with the hour appointment last night. She snorted something before the dream. Also she has a "daddy" as she calls him aka Pimp. She is probaby the worst provider I have ever seen. Her attitude made me lose my hard on. LOL.

[TimDrake1234]

Haha. Were you the one with the hour appointment last night. She snorted something before the dream. Also she has a "daddy" as she calls him aka Pimp. She is probaby the worst provider I have ever seen. Her attitude made me lose my hard on. LOL.

Dude, I was the next client and she was easily the worst provider I've ever met. Never was quiet, horrible service. We negotiated the entire event ahead of time and she did nothing we discussed. Immediately asked for the donation and I should have moped out right then. CBJ after we had agreed to BBBJ, discussed some very vanilla fetishes, those didn't happen, I got up and bailed during the most mediocre missionary I've ever experienced.

Run the fuck away and do not give her any money at all.

Side note, she was sniffing the entire time. No idea if that's related to any usage but just throwing it out there.

[Derek1974]

Dude, I was the next client and she was easily the worst provider I've ever met. Never was quiet, horrible service. We negotiated the entire event ahead of time and she did nothing we discussed. Immediately asked for the donation and I should have moped out right then. CBJ after we had agreed to BBBJ, discussed some very vanilla fetishes, those didn't happen, I got up and bailed during the most mediocre missionary I've ever experienced.

Run the fuck away and do not give her any money at all.

Side note, she was sniffing the entire time. No idea if that's related to any usage but just throwing it out there.

Horrible experience with her. Complanied the whole time, horrible attitude and rushed me out to see her next client. Couldn't get into it with the bad attitude. She complanied about missonary who does that. Never had a bad experience like this in a long time.