Negative Escort Reviews

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 00:41

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

I think we have all experienced this from time to time. I have usually been able to "ruck up" and soldier through it with one exception (this provider is not on your list). The smell was so bad that my erection turned into a belly-button. I told her to keep the money and left.

Personally I feel like we need to start calling them out so they can start starving and dropping their prices because this shit is not going to cut it anymore. For the price I'm paying I should be getting a clean service, especially since most of their ads say they are clean anyways, which is total bullshit. They need to douche their Kats or something.

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 00:38

Originally Posted by MITransplant [View Original Post]

I find it hard to believe that Kylie made your list. When I saw her not too long ago she was freshly showered and that kitty smelled like a blossoming flower and tasted just as sweet.

First time she was fresh, the second time she smelled like an aquarium.

**ChuckWheat** · 10-24-19 12:01

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

I think we have all experienced this from time to time. I have usually been able to "ruck up" and soldier through it with one exception (this provider is not on your list). The smell was so bad that my erection turned into a belly-button. I told her to keep the money and left.

**MITransplant** · 10-24-19 10:49

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love .

I find it hard to believe that Kylie made your list. When I saw her not too long ago she was freshly showered and that kitty smelled like a blossoming flower and tasted just as sweet.

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 08:56

Originally Posted by WindyMan [View Original Post]

This is Molly. She has an Atitude most of the time. Could be a bad date most of the time.

Windyman said it, this chick is by far the worst encounter I've ever had with a provider, I've already posted a negative review about her over a year ago. She's not even a clock watcher she tells you to finish before you even start. Asks why your not hard already when you take your clothes off. Gained hella weight, and of course the ultimate deal breaker another victim of the fishy coochie fish factory. Stay away far away.

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 08:52

Originally Posted by LapDanceGuy [View Original Post]

Surprising as almost all have had such positive reviews of late. It's only ever happened to me once, where I almost threw up and honestly couldn't do it. Someone back in CT, so no point in posting details.

Granted positive reviews can steer you in the right direction. But this is the main reason along with providers being either flakey, or wishy-washy, that I decided to stick to just 2 UTR's for a hot minute Cassie and Michelle1. Although Cassie ended up having legality issues and was on leave for a while and michele1 L started upcharging, gained too many clients, and that caused her to become overly sensitive so I deleted her number. So this kind of forced me to broaden my horizons. This has happened to me more than just those listed but I wanted to point out some of the most highly reviewed ones to call them out. Because that sh&*t is unacceptable in the community.

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 08:42

Originally Posted by Zillow [View Original Post]

There seems to be a pattern of picking trailer park chicks on your part. Maybe it's a budget thing but you usually get what you pay for.

I wanted to just post on some of the most highly reviewed providers. Granted I've engaged with UTR's and upscale providers and haven't had this issue.

**Zillow** · 10-24-19 08:35

There seems to be a pattern of picking trailer park chicks on your part. Maybe it's a budget thing but you usually get what you pay for.

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

**Dugglc** · 10-24-19 08:33

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:.

One of the girls you posted about also gave me a little something to remember her by. So sorry guys. I hope none of you got the same gift. (See reviews) since we can't post names on here. It didn't smell when I was there but I don't doubt it does now as that is a symptom. I have tried numerous times to contact her to let her know but get nothing but crickets so I guess she already knows and is embarrassed to talk to me. Stay safe out there. I understand about why we can't post names without medical records, but due to hipa regulations there is nothing public about medical records or I would have posted them. The only way I could post them is with a password to allow everybody to see all of my medical records. There is no such thing as a public medical record.

**LapDanceGuy** · 10-24-19 07:24

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

Surprising as almost all have had such positive reviews of late. It's only ever happened to me once, where I almost threw up and honestly couldn't do it. Someone back in CT, so no point in posting details.

**Guckt0** · 10-24-19 00:53

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

**ChrisCline** · 10-22-19 23:33

Originally Posted by WindyMan [View Original Post]

This is Molly. She has an Atitude most of the time. Could be a bad date most of the time.

I lucked out with her a few years ago, dreamed that I came just before her phone rang with her excuse to have to run. Back then she looked really good, but I've heard she got fat.

**ShokDJ** · 10-16-19 18:50

Agreed on. 5 for a qv and went radio silent after I arrived. Waited 30 minutes and still no response. Absolute waste of time.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/37895952/

**ChuckWheat** · 10-14-19 09:34

https://40up.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/37820584/

The location is sketchy AF (Lancaster Road). The woman who asked for the donation before I entered the apartment is not the woman in the ad. I stepped in the door partially and saw three mattresses with three Latino males staring at me. No Thanks! I reversed course and exited at warp factor nine. We have all entered some sketchy situations while engaging in this hobby but this screamed setup and robbery! Avoid.

**Kaleo** · 10-11-19 05:50

So a long time ago I worked w this girl at Disney so I called her up so we could chill, she calls me back hours later when I'm on the trail getting ignored by Liz (5 x) higher than a kite and after s she said I can meet you anywhere which I reply by saying yes meet me at best buy just send me some pics first, she then starts talking to someone else about me and how I know her back from Disney. Imo just avoid.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...084/4079537737