Negative Escort Reviews

[FakeBackpage]

Joi from Backpage.

COMPLETE ABSOLUTE FAKE! The girl in the ad's pics is DEFINITELY NOT the girl answering the ad. She is not even Asian, she just cleverly uses makeup to make her eyes look Asian. Don't know if she's AA or Latina but definitely not Asian.

So, yeah, my little head got the better of me and when I saw that she was not the one in the ad I decided to stay anyway. She is short and a little chunky, small tits. So so on her face (she's got long hair that she uses to cover a lot of her face) . She offers only CBJ and will only do cfs doggy! WTF?! And she moves like a dead fish. She's got some nasty stuff on her stomach. I don't know if they're scars or stretch marks or both, but they were not pleasing to the eye. She won't let you use the shower (her incall is in a hotel) and she doesn't bring any extra towels so beware as the night goes on! Haha When all is said and done, she asks for $$ but all she is is a bait and switch pump and dump (she wants you out as soon as you're finished!) -don't even think of a second cup. BEWARE!

Here's the link: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ed-fun/9983792.

[SW Surfer]

Today on South Trail:

Saw 2-3 unmarked today, they lopped with focus on Best Buy to 7-11.

One was a White Chev Suburban early 2000, another was a Red Charger New model and then an older Blue Van.

Lots of leg's out in early morning, seemed as it got hotter the action got slower. Don't fall for the SW's jumping to BP due to the heat, and watch for tripling coin pricing.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

[StrokinJoe]

Wow, I just put 2 and 2 together.

About a month ago I was working from a coffee shop in the I-Drive area and get a text from a number I don't recognize. The text reads "are you CUMMING to see me? I text back "who is this", and get a reply "Ash at Blossom Condo". I ask her to send a pic and get a back an image of a HSW I had a Quick CFS date with for. 20 a few months back. Never even thought we swapped numbers. Anyway.

So I text back I will meet at Waffle House in 20 minutes, she texts back OK.

5 minutes later she sends 3 texts in a row,"Ping Ping Ping" asking "how far out I am, she needs me now". I arrive at WH about 5 minutes later and send her a text I was there. No reply, so I give it a few, go inside and redeposit my filtered coffee and realize the Blossom Condos are under remodel and being gutted, didn't think anyone was staying there. Send another text and wait a few more minutes.

She texts back to come into the Condo's lot and follow it around to the right, third building and pull up where I see the "Pink Towel hanging". I do as she asked and some other chick comes out the patio door to my drivers window and tells me to come in. I tell her no way and that I was going to leave unless Ash comes out and I was taking Ash to my room. She says hold on, she will be right out. I wait about 5 minutes and watch 3-4 dudes and chicks come and go from her room and the room next door, lots of traffic. Really bad sign.

Finally Ash comes out, hair wet, no make-up, in sweat pants and hoody, gets into my car all upset asking why I am being an asshole. I tell her I've got a place we can go where its private and only wanted head. She flips out and says she thought I was delivering her candy and did not have time to leave with me since the "h"cream man was on his way. She offers the use of her room and will do me half / half for. 40. I tell her no thanks, its too busy here. She says fuck off, jumps out and goes back inside. As I pulled away a cute BSW waved me down and followed me up to the Shell. Took a short drive with her to a spot I like and got a killer BBBJCIMWS for. 20, no drama from her, just wanted dropped at Ale House once we were done.

Funny, I just noticed the pic of Ana on BP and think its the same one she text'd me that day months ago.

Had not even noticed her ads on BP till I saw your post.

Glad you got out safe with your cash.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

Here again Brothers, I am by far not near being the most senior member, but I do post quite a bit. And this is not about Ashley. The one thing I do keep posting about is stay away from BP. It's nothing but the possibility of bad news, and many times the probability of it. Most all my fave girls stay there. I still do not go in there. Not only might you get ripped off, cash and dash, armed robbed, car jacked or just dicked around, there's only 1 way in and out and guess who watches that entrance, your uncle. I've seen him on the SW corner of Landstreet Road and OBT in the cell phone and insurance company parking lot with binoculars. I've seen him next to the dumpster at Super8. I've seen him in the BP parking lot in a blue Ford van with out of state tags. I'm sure there's times he's seen me and I didn't see him. They take notes and run tag #'s even when they don't pull you. Another issue here is the cell phone text. You have no idea who is on the other end of that text. It could be the drug boys setting you up for a rip off with her phone she lost or got stolen last week that has her pics on it. If you don't actually speak to them and recognize their voice or have a "keyword" or "catch phrase" that you both know, then you might as well just bend over and drop your drawers in the Parliament House parking lot cause you're going to get it. We all have things to learn. I HAVE THINGS TO LEARN. I don't just pick up SW's because I'm a cheap bastard, I feel that I have the most control over the situation when I call the shots. I'm not calling anyone out here. SW Surfer is way high on my list of respectable mongers. I don't want to see any of my Brothers go down. Be safe guys, SJ.

[SW Surfer]

Wow, I just put 2 and 2 together.

About a month ago I was working from a coffee shop in the I-Drive area and get a text from a number I don't recognize. The text reads "are you CUMMING to see me? I text back "who is this", and get a reply "Ash at Blossom Condo". I ask her to send a pic and get a back an image of a HSW I had a Quick CFS date with for. 20 a few months back. Never even thought we swapped numbers. Anyway.

So I text back I will meet at Waffle House in 20 minutes, she texts back OK.

5 minutes later she sends 3 texts in a row,"Ping Ping Ping" asking "how far out I am, she needs me now". I arrive at WH about 5 minutes later and send her a text I was there. No reply, so I give it a few, go inside and redeposit my filtered coffee and realize the Blossom Condos are under remodel and being gutted, didn't think anyone was staying there. Send another text and wait a few more minutes.

She texts back to come into the Condo's lot and follow it around to the right, third building and pull up where I see the "Pink Towel hanging". I do as she asked and some other chick comes out the patio door to my drivers window and tells me to come in. I tell her no way and that I was going to leave unless Ash comes out and I was taking Ash to my room. She says hold on, she will be right out. I wait about 5 minutes and watch 3-4 dudes and chicks come and go from her room and the room next door, lots of traffic. Really bad sign.

Finally Ash comes out, hair wet, no make-up, in sweat pants and hoody, gets into my car all upset asking why I am being an asshole. I tell her I've got a place we can go where its private and only wanted head. She flips out and says she thought I was delivering her candy and did not have time to leave with me since the "h"cream man was on his way. She offers the use of her room and will do me half / half for. 40. I tell her no thanks, its too busy here. She says fuck off, jumps out and goes back inside. As I pulled away a cute BSW waved me down and followed me up to the Shell. Took a short drive with her to a spot I like and got a killer BBBJCIMWS for. 20, no drama from her, just wanted dropped at Ale House once we were done.

Funny, I just noticed the pic of Ana on BP and think its the same one she text'd me that day months ago.

Had not even noticed her ads on BP till I saw your post.

Glad you got out safe with your cash.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/12545383

After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.

[TheeeGentleman]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/12545383

After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.

I always leave the area where I pick up; especially before I have any conversation. It's a safe move, and helps deter the possibility of meeting her uncle. My understanding is that aunts prefer not to jump in cars, and certainly don't like driving any distance away from the point of pickup. If you drive away and force her uncles hand, it certainly helps if no illegal conversation has taken place. Obviously if you know the lady, caution sometimes gets thrown to the wind. If you know the lady, all the more reason for no unnecessary conversation. Just Drive Away. Always.

[Admin2]

Unless some of you guys are itching to get put back on moderation I suggest you figure out how to move your arguments to the appropriate fight thread.

If a guy post shit you don't want to read put him on your ignore list.

Seriously, don't make me stop the car again.

A2

[LayOcean]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/12545383

After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.

Man I feel bad just reading you experience. For what's it worth, I am sorry you had this experience. Wish a plague would strike these leechers.

[ChuckWheat]

Sorry about your loss, but it is better that you survived the encounter unscathed. I would not risk the danger of chasing her for whatever the agreed upon amount was. Follow your instincts from now on brother. He who mongers and runs away lives to monger another day.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/12545383

After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.

[MackMaine]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/12545383

After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.

[SquareDick]

So first if all, it's my 1st time calling an escort to try out my curiosity. Do I need it when I have a "friend with benefit"? But it's always on my bucket list to at least call.

An escort and do them at least 1-3 times, depend. So I went to ter and BP, and I saw an ad about this beautiful blonde girl. We agreed to it, told her it's my 1st time with an escort, she ask why. I answered about my reason, we both laugh that I told her the girl I'm dating agreed to it (yes she does want to come and see me). But her laugh and her attutitude towards me seems so fake. A very sarcastic look. Look I'm in college studying physcology! So basically she got piss after I ask her 4 simple questions! At first she seem to be ok answering them. 1st I ask her about her donation as we sat far across. 2nd she didn't say her name, in the ad it said valarie, so she said it's lacy. So I apolologize sincerely. 3rd I ask for how much if we bring her friend. I saw giving a huge sigh, and I think rolled her eyes when she turn around. That's where I feel it, I have to leave since I haven't given her the money. She told me to place the money on the table. Then I ask er the "4th" question was, I ask her that since it's my 1st time, I want to know if she got tested since I showed her my screenings. Then this ***** talk loudly, "I don't know about other girls, I get one in every 3 month. To be honest it's none of your business". So I said ok ok got it. As she went to the bathroom to grt change, I qucikly grab the money in front of me and leave! I texted her she isn't getting the money since we didn't even get to start!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-21/10157447

Idk if you guys have tried her, but good luck.

Are the pics real and what price did she quote?

[Admin2]

Sooner or later it always goes from preference to all (or most) X people are Y, in case you didn't know, that's where you cross the line into being a racist on this forum.

A2

On another note! I have asked the question to some girls that have Black boyfriends / pimps / managements (how ever you want to call them).

And their answers have been (again no my opinions but true answers from the girls).

My man does not like for me to see other black men! He thinks that they may want to steel me from him!

They treat women rough!

They are too cheap! They take too long roughing you around!

But the most that stick out is that their management is black and they don't want the girl to see other black men!

Just my 2 cents on the subject and based on providers comments!

[AtayamaNoyoi]

So first if all, it's my 1st time calling an escort to try out my curiosity. Do I need it when I have a "friend with benefit"? But it's always on my bucket list to at least call.

An escort and do them at least 1-3 times, depend. So I went to ter and BP, and I saw an ad about this beautiful blonde girl. We agreed to it, told her it's my 1st time with an escort, she ask why. I answered about my reason, we both laugh that I told her the girl I'm dating agreed to it (yes she does want to come and see me). But her laugh and her attutitude towards me seems so fake. A very sarcastic look. Look I'm in college studying physcology! So basically she got piss after I ask her 4 simple questions! At first she seem to be ok answering them. 1st I ask her about her donation as we sat far across. 2nd she didn't say her name, in the ad it said valarie, so she said it's lacy. So I apolologize sincerely. 3rd I ask for how much if we bring her friend. I saw giving a huge sigh, and I think rolled her eyes when she turn around. That's where I feel it, I have to leave since I haven't given her the money. She told me to place the money on the table. Then I ask er the "4th" question was, I ask her that since it's my 1st time, I want to know if she got tested since I showed her my screenings. Then this ***** talk loudly, "I don't know about other girls, I get one in every 3 month. To be honest it's none of your business". So I said ok ok got it. As she went to the bathroom to grt change, I qucikly grab the money in front of me and leave! I texted her she isn't getting the money since we didn't even get to start!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-21/10157447

Idk if you guys have tried her, but good luck.

[Nexis]

Listen, I didn't post it here for a debate or a theories on why. This forum is for information on providers good or bad. But it seems once someone makes a report it always gets broken down by white knights, "Friends", or people who even agree with me. I made the post because if I can prevent one guy from wasting his time / effort / money then I'm happy with that. I don't agree with some of the negative reports on here that some guys make on other providers, but I make it a point to not comment on situations where I wasn't physically there. She has plenty of good reports that are positive so let that speak for her IMOP.

[Eelectri]

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[NaNaPleases]

Sadly I must give a negative review to Nana who I haveseen in the past. We have a great relationship at the time, and she often offered things that weren't usually on the menu to the regular population. We had planned reunion for today when I was back in Central Florida. As has been mentioned by other mongers she is difficult to communicate with but we finally established a time. Confirmed several times with her. She told me she had a complicated day visiting a friend in the hospital. When I eventually got to her incall she was not there. She didn't respond to text or phone call. I went out of my way both in terms of time and geography to meet her. I cannot in good faith recommend any of my monger friends try to see her with this kind of performance.

Please allow me to extend my deepest regrets and apologize about my actions. I admit that I did indeed "no call / no show" you and for that I am truly sorry! I completely accept responsibility and would like the opportunity to make it up to you. If you are willing I would like to offer you a full session anytime you choose for half the donation of my normal rate. Again, I do apologize and hope you will allow me to make it up to you. Thank you and I am sorry. : (.

Please let me know.

Until then,

Kiss Kiss.