Negative Escort Reviews

[LightPanda123]

I took one for the team and booked this girl. 400 Mario coins for one hour.

Apt near sea world. Safe place good / excellent communication and that is where the good ends.

Personality wise I have nothing to complain. She is a thick, short with massive boobs so pictures are definitely outdated. Does not do DFK only DATY, and light kissing. CBJ ok but not mind blowing. I opted for the massage as well and it was average. My biggest complain would be the bed / table. It's a more of a massage table so very hard to do any positions except her on top. She also has an ad on tryst and them. Must be desperate for money because the all in is now 200 for one hour. I would not repeat but YMMV.

Panda.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Florida/Orlando/Soriya

[BJack1987]

That's a shame. Wasn't she also reported pregnant last month?

She said she was pregnant 2 months ago or so.

[Monger654]

Ad: https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/4076002850.

Spoken Language(s): English.

Services Advertised: BBJ, FS, Greek.

Location: Clarcona by DMV.

Cost: QV $80, Greek (40).

Communications: Spotty at best; pretty bad on average.

Will Repeat?: Resounding No.

Recommend: Resounding No.

Summary: Bad comms, weak service, barking dog, complains, sketchy location, questionable hygiene, cheap, potentially good BJ.

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Pros:

- The only pros this provider has is that she legit, she seems like she gives good BJs, and she's cheap (I say seem because it was only brief and with a cover).

- She *might* be of the kind sort, didn't really give any attitude or anything, but that's not enough to override the overall negative experience.

Cons:

- She is definitely the one in her photos, but the pictures are much more complimenting than in actuality.

- Had a dog in the room barking incessantly and her screaming back at it which can be an instant mood killer; which she did claim others have automatically left because of that.

- Advertised bbj but immediately threw a cover on and went with a CBJ.

- Claimed to have just gotten out of the shower prior to my arrival, but when she bent over doggy, I was immediately hit with a bad odor.

- Does not receive well at all, and will complain and try to restrict your movements frequently.

- For those greek lovers, although she advertises it, it was immediately not an option and would not even want to attempt after I was fully erect.

*Please be aware that this is anecdotal and may not be indicative of anything but my own experience. I encourage you to use your own discretion.

Chef.

That's a shame. Wasn't she also reported pregnant last month?

[Monger654]

Tried seeing Brittany after seeing mixed reviews in Clearwater / Tampa. She wanted. 8 for just a BBBJ and said she couldn't do anything else. I entertained the idea and when I asked where she was she changed it to $. When I said I'll wait til next week when she's not restricted she went off on me for playing games and being broke. Easy blacklist, let them starve.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7272883210

[SpaceCoast99]

Decided to toftt after all my regulars weren't responding. Texted Lacey and she's responded extremely quick. We got everything set up and was at her place in an hr. First impression she looked no way as good as her pics, big fake ass which I'm not a huge fan of. Suited up for a toothy CBJ that lasted maybe 30 sec. Started the main event where she was rushing me the entire time and wanted to upsell for everything. At this point I was over the bs and just finished real quick to get the hell out of there. While I was getting ready to leave she had the audacity to complain about how no one wanted to pay for her price over here. No shit your service sucks and you're a catfish.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/168110914#

Thanks for the review. I almost scheduled with her last night.

[ShokDJ]

Decided to toftt after all my regulars weren't responding. Texted Lacey and she's responded extremely quick. We got everything set up and was at her place in an hr. First impression she looked no way as good as her pics, big fake ass which I'm not a huge fan of. Suited up for a toothy CBJ that lasted maybe 30 sec. Started the main event where she was rushing me the entire time and wanted to upsell for everything. At this point I was over the bs and just finished real quick to get the hell out of there. While I was getting ready to leave she had the audacity to complain about how no one wanted to pay for her price over here. No shit your service sucks and you're a catfish.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/168110914#

[BJack1987]

He 100% did not judge a book by it's cover. He based it on meeting her. Do you understand the meaning of what you said?

GRAPP150.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago and everything he stated is right on the money: constantly barking dog, her yelling at dog constantly, an average at best CBJ and doggy with an odor that makes you want to end the deed as fast as possible. One and done for sure for me too.

[SpaceCoast99]

He 100% did not judge a book by it's cover. He based it on meeting her. Do you understand the meaning of what you said?

GRAPP150.

I knew exactly what he said. I was saying that even though her pictures look like she could be fun she was not. Do you know what the expression means?

[Grapp150]

Never judge a book by it's cover, because her pictures look like she would be a fun girl.

He 100% did not judge a book by it's cover. He based it on meeting her. Do you understand the meaning of what you said?

GRAPP150.

[SpaceCoast99]

Ad: https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/4076002850.

Spoken Language(s): English.

Services Advertised: BBJ, FS, Greek.

Location: Clarcona by DMV.

Cost: QV $80, Greek (40).

Communications: Spotty at best; pretty bad on average.

Will Repeat?: Resounding No.

Recommend: Resounding No.

Summary: Bad comms, weak service, barking dog, complains, sketchy location, questionable hygiene, cheap, potentially good BJ...

Never judge a book by it's cover, because her pictures look like she would be a fun girl.

[SmashDog]

Ad: https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/4076002850.

Spoken Language(s): English.


Services Advertised: BBJ, FS, Greek.

Location: Clarcona by DMV.

Cost: QV $80, Greek (40).

Communications: Spotty at best; pretty bad on average.

Will Repeat?: Resounding No.

Recommend: Resounding No.

Summary: Bad comms, weak service, barking dog, complains, sketchy location, questionable hygiene, cheap, potentially good BJ.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Pros:

- The only pros this provider has is that she legit, she seems like she gives good BJs, and she's cheap (I say seem because it was only brief and with a cover).

- She *might* be of the kind sort, didn't really give any attitude or anything, but that's not enough to override the overall negative experience.

Cons:

- She is definitely the one in her photos, but the pictures are much more complimenting than in actuality.

- Had a dog in the room barking incessantly and her screaming back at it which can be an instant mood killer; which she did claim others have automatically left because of that.

- Advertised bbj but immediately threw a cover on and went with a CBJ.

- Claimed to have just gotten out of the shower prior to my arrival, but when she bent over doggy, I was immediately hit with a bad odor.

- Does not receive well at all, and will complain and try to restrict your movements frequently.

- For those greek lovers, although she advertises it, it was immediately not an option and would not even want to attempt after I was fully erect.

*Please be aware that this is anecdotal and may not be indicative of anything but my own experience. I encourage you to use your own discretion.

Chef.

Thank you Sir. Sorry for the bad experience. But I had this one on my list. But due to her terrible coms. Saw this review before I come make the mistake. This forum has saved me time and money. And led me to some awesome dreams. Stay safe my friends.

[Com Shep]

Yeah you're right the pickings are slim when it comes to good looking Latina MILFs and cougars in Orlando. There are a few that bounce back and forth between Orlando and other cities that I've been checking out and hope to hit up soon and submit some reviews. South Florida definitely has an amazing selection of older hot Latinas. Looking to take a trip down there very soon and have some fun.

You have a link or any more info about Lorena? Thanks.

She has reviews somewhere in the depths of the forum, but when we had a thread dedicated to adultsearch there we more reviews of her there.

Here is an old ad of hers.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/o...scorts/1501889

[ChefBoyXclusiv]

Ad: https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/4076002850.

Spoken Language(s): English.

Services Advertised: BBJ, FS, Greek.

Location: Clarcona by DMV.

Cost: QV $80, Greek (40).

Communications: Spotty at best; pretty bad on average.

Will Repeat?: Resounding No.

Recommend: Resounding No.

Summary: Bad comms, weak service, barking dog, complains, sketchy location, questionable hygiene, cheap, potentially good BJ.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Pros:

- The only pros this provider has is that she legit, she seems like she gives good BJs, and she's cheap (I say seem because it was only brief and with a cover).

- She *might* be of the kind sort, didn't really give any attitude or anything, but that's not enough to override the overall negative experience.

Cons:

- She is definitely the one in her photos, but the pictures are much more complimenting than in actuality.

- Had a dog in the room barking incessantly and her screaming back at it which can be an instant mood killer; which she did claim others have automatically left because of that.

- Advertised bbj but immediately threw a cover on and went with a CBJ.

- Claimed to have just gotten out of the shower prior to my arrival, but when she bent over doggy, I was immediately hit with a bad odor.

- Does not receive well at all, and will complain and try to restrict your movements frequently.

- For those greek lovers, although she advertises it, it was immediately not an option and would not even want to attempt after I was fully erect.

*Please be aware that this is anecdotal and may not be indicative of anything but my own experience. I encourage you to use your own discretion.

Chef.

[Roxie81]

There use to be so many reputable go to milfs, but now it is hard to find. Lorena with thr dolphin tattoo was my go to for a long time, but she's been gone for a over a year nowI reviewed Ana who's a Cuban MILF recently who has a great price for her services. Outside of UTRs it is tough.

Yeah you're right the pickings are slim when it comes to good looking Latina MILFs and cougars in Orlando. There are a few that bounce back and forth between Orlando and other cities that I've been checking out and hope to hit up soon and submit some reviews. South Florida definitely has an amazing selection of older hot Latinas. Looking to take a trip down there very soon and have some fun.

You have a link or any more info about Lorena? Thanks.

[Com Shep]

Yeah I figured she was legit at one time cause of the reviews and I saw also a senior member here had a good review on her. It really bums me out cause she's smoking hot and I absolutely go nuts for that type, Latina MILF. This is the first time I've ever broken the deposit rule and I really thought I was safe doing it because of the reviews and she's been around for a while. Maybe she's out of town and has someone else handling her account or maybe she's gotten into drugs, who knows.

Have you had any other experiences with reputable Latina MILFs or cougars? I would really like to find one that is clean friendly and not too damn expensive. Some of these women are insane asking for six or $700 for a half hour or hour.

There use to be so many reputable go to milfs, but now it is hard to find. Lorena with thr dolphin tattoo was my go to for a long time, but she's been gone for a over a year nowI reviewed Ana who's a Cuban MILF recently who has a great price for her services. Outside of UTRs it is tough.