Negative Escort Reviews

[BigD3274]

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Had an appointment with these, girls today. Set up via texting a few days ago. They asked for a confirmation this morning which I sent. Got a response with a happy face and the address of an upscale motel in Lake Mary. This afternoon, I texted that I was on the way, then when I got there I texted. Went inside the hotel and waited. After 15 minutes I left and headed home greatly disappointed. We had agreed on a HH visit for $$. Layla finally texted me about 45 minutes later indicating they had fallen asleep and she was sorry. She then asked if they could make it up to me. I made a very reasonable offer indicating that I would like to see them for an hour for $$. That way, they would still get a reasonable amount of donation for their time while my wasted hour plus would be partially paid for. She did offer to give me 50 off of their normal $$hr rate. We went back and forth a bit, but apparently, my time is not worth much at all (or my gas and wear and tear on my car). I passed and chose to just hang onto my hard earned money and write about this experience so you other mongers will know how they treat their customers.

[OriginalSin]

You are my man Sin, but San Jose? That's scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Gringo prices. San Jose, Panama, and Santo Domingo are for american tourist mongers. Much better quality for the same price for less if you go further south or out to Germany. I love how sex is so organized in Germany. If you only want to CIP then you go to CIP clubs. If you want SW, then you go to a high rise and walk the floors and halls with rooms. They get regularly tested, so the cleanst SWs on the planet. If you want only car dates, the govt has setup covered parking stalls. If you want 100 naked models walking around, with unlimited free drinks, food, sauna, jacuzzi, pools, showers, and fuck any of them even out in the open, rest, fuck and repeat for hours, then go to a FKK ($60 a pop).

This is what you get in Germany for the same price as a short hardened San Jose ho. This girl was almost 6 ft and one of the only girls that can make me cum via BJ. Again, no X rated pics due to history. She is a regular at Sharks FKK if you want to meet her. The most amazing body, tits, ass ever. Perfection. She hates me now though LOL.

Man I miss Jaco, live like a king there. Nice villa, private chef, women roll up in car loads to your front gate, asking if you still have any "leche" left while grabbing your balls.

Lost respect?? Geez!

I stay in Jaco when I go to CR not in San Jose. San Jose is way too crowded and too expensive. I don't know what kind of girls you've gotten in CR Flint but I can assure you the girls in CR are not "bottom of the barrel. " All the south american girls go to CR to work cause they make a little more and they also try and find a Gringo to marry.

I've gotten some beautiful women out there for the day for $100! Sometimes they stay longer. My last trip there cost me $700 for a 5/4 stay flight and hotel on the beach in Jaco. Can't beat that and it's only 3 hrs flight!

I'll eventually check out the European sights, hopefully soon. Till CR is my playground!

[Bertil]

Hey Guys, I just realized how incredibly stupid it was for me to post those last 2 pics and lost edit capability. I am a regular there and that girl would go ballistic, if she heard I posted those pics. She no joke has tried to stab me before. So, if you do go, please bros before hos.

Nothing to worry about man I'm sure your pics are safe on here. By the way they have a good section on the FKK clubs over at the sister site that covers international travel. I posted about it yesterday but I think this site was having tech issues and it never got posted. I travel solo and the sister site helped me out a lot in figuring out where to go and find the best providers and what hotels to stay in. The only drawback in Medellin was trying to find a hotel that lets visitors in for free. The B&Bs were the way around it. Anyway here is the sister site link.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/

[Rudiger]

Fuck, I can't find the unlearn button!

I suspect that many of those FUPAs are the result of their belly being stretched-out from having a kid (s).

[Naanaa2]

This makes me look back at my European adventures years ago. The quality is so much better. But really it's more than just the quality. It's the attitude and willingness to go beyond the call of duty! Most of the ones here have a fake smile to greet you, the rest don't even bother. Plus there is something about being with a foreign beauty with broken English. Thinking Budapest!

You are my man Sin, but San Jose? That's scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Gringo prices. San Jose, Panama, and Santo Domingo are for american tourist mongers. Much better quality for the same price for less if you go further south or out to Germany. I love how sex is so organized in Germany. If you only want to CIP then you go to CIP clubs. If you want SW, then you go to a high rise and walk the floors and halls with rooms. They get regularly tested, so the cleanst SWs on the planet. If you want only car dates, the govt has setup covered parking stalls. If you want 100 naked models walking around, with unlimited free drinks, food, sauna, jacuzzi, pools, showers, and fuck any of them even out in the open, rest, fuck and repeat for hours, then go to a FKK ($60 a pop).

This is what you get in Germany for the same price as a short hardened San Jose ho. This girl was almost 6 ft and one of the only girls that can make me cum via BJ. Again, no X rated pics due to history. She is a regular at Sharks FKK if you want to meet her. The most amazing body, tits, ass ever. Perfection. She hates me now though LOL.

[Junk12]

Definitely need another dose of Costa Rica! Ugh. So many options down there! Ticas, Colombians, Cubans, Dominicans, Peruvians, Brazilians, etc, all in one place!

Man I miss Jaco, live like a king there. Nice villa, private chef, women roll up in car loads to your front gate, asking if you still have any "leche" left while grabbing your balls.

[Hey Flint]

Hey Guys, I just realized how incredibly stupid it was for me to post those last 2 pics and lost edit capability. I am a regular there and that girl would go ballistic, if she heard I posted those pics. She no joke has tried to stab me before. So, if you do go, please bros before hos.

[Hey Flint]

Fuck, I can't find the unlearn button!

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) refers to the large, overhanging, belly-like sack above the females pookie.

[PapiCholo]

Too bad. Loved the pink hair and last pic was promising.

What is FUPA? You're always teaching me new words! You are like an HOEnglish professor!

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) refers to the large, overhanging, belly-like sack above the females pookie.

[Hey Flint]

Too bad. Loved the pink hair and last pic was promising.

What is FUPA? You're always teaching me new words! You are like an HOEnglish professor!

She's gross and
Her ad pics make her looks kinda sexy, in person she is a chubby mess, round porky face and flabby body. Very large FUPA going on too.

[PapiCholo]

Hey PC, so she doesn't look anything like her pics?

She's gross and her attitude / personality sucks ass.

Her ad pics make her looks kinda sexy, in person she is a chubby mess, round porky face and flabby body. Very large FUPA going on too.

[Hey Flint]

Hey PC, so she doesn't look anything like her pics?

Went and gave this one a try. What a big freaking mistake.

She's super chubby, flabby body, teeth have brown / black crap all over them .

[Hey Flint]

You are my man Sin, but San Jose? That's scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Gringo prices. San Jose, Panama, and Santo Domingo are for american tourist mongers. Much better quality for the same price for less if you go further south or out to Germany. I love how sex is so organized in Germany. If you only want to CIP then you go to CIP clubs. If you want SW, then you go to a high rise and walk the floors and halls with rooms. They get regularly tested, so the cleanst SWs on the planet. If you want only car dates, the govt has setup covered parking stalls. If you want 100 naked models walking around, with unlimited free drinks, food, sauna, jacuzzi, pools, showers, and fuck any of them even out in the open, rest, fuck and repeat for hours, then go to a FKK ($60 a pop).

This is what you get in Germany for the same price as a short hardened San Jose ho. This girl was almost 6 ft and one of the only girls that can make me cum via BJ. Again, no X rated pics due to history. She is a regular at Sharks FKK if you want to meet her. The most amazing body, tits, ass ever. Perfection. She hates me now though LOL.

Definitely need another dose of Costa Rica! Ugh. So many options down there! Ticas, Colombians, Cubans, Dominicans, Peruvians, Brazilians, etc, all in one place!

[PapiCholo]

Visited.

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...a/266698544655

Pros: She's real. She looks like her pictures. She's actually early-to-mid 20's. She's new and willing to make things work.

Cons: We didn't have the room to play as she'd promised so ended up meeting in the car. This isn't always the case and she apologized for the issue. A big con for me. She's in Sanford.

Overall, I'll repeat. Senior members can contact for password to let her know you're serious and skip some of the paranoia.

Went and gave this one a try. What a big freaking mistake.

She's super chubby, flabby body, teeth have brown / black crap all over them and she was super paranoid. Like overly paranoid even after she agreed on a spot. BBBJ for 5 seconds then she would pop her head back up for 30,5 second BBBJ, 30 seconds looking around. Kept losing my boner. More to this story but do not see this girl, she is a waste of time. Looks wise she is a 4/10.

[OriginalSin]

This is exactly why I am taking a trip to Brazil or Colombia once things are semi normal. I have mongered in Medellin but never Rio. I'd fall in love at least 4 times during my trip.

Yeah. Covid has me grounded in this 3rd world mongering country we call home. I normally regularly travel internationally for work. Its quite sad that I am thinking about pay Adriana to jerk off to her with a respirator on and on being annoyed that old ass Avalon did not reply to my texts. I wouldn't give Adriana time of day in either SA or FKK and Avalon looks to be over mandatory ho retirement age for any club in SA. (Apologize if you are reading this Avalon and fuck you.

I have never been to Medellin but know all about it. Hope the Mansion survived the pandemic. I know Bogota well, and you just got me remembering my Colombian ATF In my experience, Colombians and Slavic girls have the best natural tits. I probably titty fucked my Colombian ATF as much as standard sex. Nothing better than titty fucking large young natural titties with some menthol oil. The Brazilian girl I just posted about is of Slavic descent, which is typical in her region of Brazil. Yes those tits are 100% natural and even better in person. I titty fucked her many times as well. Slavic girls have prettier pussies though.

If you don't speak Portuguese, you should stick with Rio or Sao Paulo, especially for your first trip.

As for me, I can't wait to get back to Sharks FKK in Darmstadt Germany, on the couch outside in the sun with only my towel on, a whiskey in one hand, a hot young blond on my other hand, a hot young brunette with green eyes on my back, all while staring at other hot young naked chics walking around with either Formula 1 or football match on TV!

Definitely need another dose of Costa Rica! Ugh. So many options down there! Ticas, Colombians, Cubans, Dominicans, Peruvians, Brazilians, etc, all in one place!